Yinbanjonic:
When is payment for acceptance fee going to commence?

All newly admitted candidates in the 2020/2021 Admission Exercise for Stream 1 (100Level and Direct Entry) in Lagos State University are hereby directed to proceed with the non-refundable payment of Acceptance and Medical Fees, with immediate effect.

For details and method of payment, newly candidates are to visit https://lasu.edu.ng/epay_paytech/epay_choose.php?oi=7
All payments are to be made latest Monday, 19th July, 2021.

Disclaimer: Any applicant who pays money to any individual or into other account or through other means aside from the one stated above, does so to his/her own disadvantage.
Source: lasu.edu.ng

Ojolfc:


32 pages
2 passport photograph for guarantor

Have you finally collected your passport Sir?

Please, can someone confirm if 32 pages passport booklets are now available at Ikoyi Passport Office?

Thanks in anticipation.

Pbelleti:
The issue of age(not more than 26). I am currently 28. can i try my luck or i should not bother going for the assessment

Go and don't self-reject.

Under no circumstance, and for no reason at all, should a human being be burnt to this extent. There is no justification for this barbaric act. Christians and muslims alike should come against this. He insulted Mohammed, insult him too, simple! Why should they burn him? Did he burn any of his siblings?... I want to use this opportunity to applaud the Western Nigeria Muslims for their civility and tolerance, they should please speak to their brothers in the north. I have muslim friends who are wonderful to be with. Most Western Nigeria muslims are moderate and not radical. The authorities must do it good by bringing this murder case culprits to book. God bless Nigeria! Let tolerance, respect and love be our trademark in the midst of our differences.

Pls, is the DE form for FUNAAB out? And what is the procedure for getting it. Thanks

Please, will the MTN monthly N350 BB subscription for 100MB work for other applications apart from BBM?

Please, will the MTN monthly N350 BB subscription for 100MB work for other applications apart from BBM?

Please, will the MTN monthly N350 BB subscription for 100MB work for other applications apart from BBM?

Sanguine:




Have you gotten an alert to proceed?? I paid for the hostel application yesterday... I couldn' proceed as I did not get any 'FUNAAB' alert to do so. As at this morning when I got the alert and made a reservation in the old female hostel, there were just 44 bed spaces left. Apparently all bed spaces in all the other female hostels have been taken. (I do not know your gender so I had to specify).
So I'd advice you to wait for the alert. And while you patiently wait, jusst pray hard that there'd still be an empty bed space for you...

I'm male, I received a message on phone shortly after the payment of N1200 telling me to go online to make my reservation, I had logged in again only to find myself unable to choose/click a hostel, I'll be hopeful to proceed with my hostel application.

pls can someone tell me what is actually happening to the application for hostel reservation just after the payment of expression of interest, pls i'm unable to proceed to reserve my preferred hostel, someone should pls say sth

Merry Christmas

Naijamericana:

The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.

This article is for all those who want to become better worshippers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.

First, you must understand that being a worshipper has nothing to do with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication.

When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

The Nigerian god does not tolerate disrespect. If someone insults your religion, you must look for anyone like them and kill them. Doesn’t matter what you use—sticks, machetes, grenade launchers, IED’s, AK47’s.

The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green when the man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.

If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.

The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.

bitter truth, hard to swallow, that's to show the level of insensitivity to God by many especially in Nigeria. Many have a form of godliness but deny its power. Pls, let's respect God.

Experts recommend that toothbrush should be changed every three(3) months.

I'll preach about God's Love, which includes God's love for us and our love for him. Also,
*The Message of reconciliation,
*Salvation through christ,
*SINCERITY with God, many do go to church, many are in various department in their churches, and they take their responsibility as formal as other secular responsibility to the detriment of their integrity with God, many are CARNAL. Many have a FORM OF GODLINESS BUT DENY ITS REFLECTION in their daily lives, that's the big point. LOVE and GRACE is the underlying thing covering holiness with can be achieved through FAITH.
We should pray and desire the gift of the Holy Spirit to help for sustenance as a Christian, many just hear Holy Spirit but they don't really know him, some think it is falling down, some think it is shaking. Well, when the Holy Spirit comes, I'll explain to them that, they will know by the reality and the CONVICTION in their hearts, ambience, aura, and life. 'Cos, the spirit will testify with our spirit that we are the children of God, by the spirit we cry 'Abba' Father!

Bolaji21: u.need.ur.testimonial.for.the.waec.and.attestation.leta.for.the.gce...u.cn.use.the.printed.one.or.frm.waec.office.

Pls, Attestation letter can be gotten from who and where?

alcuin: Well.....OP.

The has nothing to do with whether Christianity or Islam.

There are disembodied souls all around us. These are souls of men who have died without shedding their passions and vices, hence, they are earthbound. These souls can take temporary or permanent control of one's brain, if permitted through one's spiritual strength.

It is highly probably that you are the subject of psychic pranks by these beings. In other words, you are temporary possessed. You may have unconsciously opened yourself by being too emotional, this breaks down natural psychic defenses and makes you vulnerable. The fact that you can not understand or control the process is a proof of this fact. The brain controls the body. These beings hijack your brain and control your nervous system thereby rendering you incapable of controlling your body. Be careful, these beings can drive you into actions that are not good based on their vices and inclinations. Examples of serial murderers hearing voices in their head and urging them to commit murder is a version of the unnatural control. Research on the phenomena of automatic writing, mediumship, etc.

This has nothing to do the Holy Spirit.

Christians telling you that tongues are heavenly languages understood only by God, do not have any idea of the spiritual worlds. Human words are only needed here on earth as a medium of conveying our thoughts to others. In the higher worlds closer to God, words are not needed. There, a thought is equivalent to a word, an action even a real experience. Thoughts, words and action are one and the same. By that, language is useless. You only communicate with God through heartfelt thoughts. Words only clothe our thoughts here.

In conclusion, the greatest power of the human being is WILL. If you exercise your will with unshakeable faith, you can easily disperse any psychic attack or oppression. Try it. Consciously will that alien force to leave. It will bow out. Even Satan can not stand a man with strong spiritual will.


If I don't make any sense, kindly ignore me. Thanks.

Where is the wise man? Where is the scholar? Where is the Philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. [1Corinthians 1:20-21]

I understand people, that I can't speak in tongue doesn't mean, I should discriminate those that have got the gift (besides, I've got mine too, therefore, I refuse to feel inferior), many who antagonise this gift from God secretly wish they could have this gift, but due to sin, not denying self and not submitting to the Holy Spirit, they were not given this gift, if you are in this category, don't be angry, the truth is bitter, just swallow it for rectitude. Mind you, don't misunderstand me, if you can't speak in tongue, you're not a sinner, neither are you inferior to those who can, and if you can speak in tongue, don't ever think you are superior spiritually to those who cannot, there are many other gifts that we can have as a true christian: *Now to each one the manifestation of the Spirit is given for the common good. To one there is given through the Spirit a message of wisdom, to another a message of knowledge by means of the same Spirit, to another faith by the same Spirit, to another gifts of healing by that one Spirit, to another miraculous powers, to another prophecy, to another distinguishing between spirits, to another SPEAKING in different kinds of tongues, and to still another the INTERPRETATION of tongues. All these are the work of one and the same Spirit, and he distributes them to each one, JUST AS HE DETERMINES.*[1Corinthians 12:7-11]
Speaking/interpretation here shows that not all that speak in tongue can interpret, they are two different gifts, the last two sentence of the 1Corinthians 12:10 says,"to another speaking in different kinds of tongues, AND to still ANOTHER the interpretation of tongues". In chapter 14 of 1Corinthians, Paul urges us to follow the way of love and eagerly desire spiritual gifts, speaking in tongues is just one of the numerous spiritual gifts, why should it be an issue? Anyone who speaks in tongue speaks to God and not man, he utters mysteries in his spirit[1Corinthians 14:2] He who speaks in tongues edifies himself [1Corinthians 14:4] Paul did not also forget to press us on to desire other more proactive spiritual gift that will be more beneficial to the church like prophesy, healing, knowledge, faith, distinguishing btw spirits, LOVE etc. For my peeps out there who speaks in tongue, listen to Paul's advice, Paul said and I quote, "For this reason anyone who speaks in a tongue should pray that he may interpret what he says."[1Corinthians 14:13] Mind you, not all will speak in tongue, not all can speak in tongue, when the Holy Spirit comes upon you and the Spirit of the Lord overshadow you, it will spring up fruits which are gifts with which you'll serve God better, the gift is given in accordance with each and everyone's capability. "And God has placed in the church first of all apostles, second prophets, third teachers, then miracles, then gifts of healing, of helping, of guidance, and of DIFFERENT KINDS OF TONGUES. Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Do all work miracles? Do all have gifts of healing? DO ALL SPEAK IN TONGUES? Do all interpret? Now eagerly desire the greater gifts." [1Corinthians 12:28-31]

"For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the FOOLISHNESS of what was preached to save those who believe." (1Corinthians 1:21)

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olamidarsenal:
BROS thank u dare,have confirmed it. it is not a scam

I'll advise you to check the name of the school on NUC site, so as not to enrol into an illegal school.

Ancient Words by Michael W. Smith

Let's all be calm, TIME will unfold the eventual turn of events. Have faith, do not be weary in hope, exercise patience and sharpen your optimism. Don't forget to accept whatever God's will is, knowing that God has your best interest in mind. All is well (that ends well) even if all the opposites arrive (know that it is well even in the well, Joseph is a biblical example).

Pls Sir, help me with the product key and activation code: 27DDE7C7. God bless u

But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. [Ephesians 5:3]
Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? For you were bought at a price; therefore glory God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's. [1Corinthians 6:18-20]
These pornography actors derail themselves to derail you, their aim is to sap you out, to lure and exploit you, by darkening your heart coupled with excitement. They lack self esteem, their aim is to drop you very low. They leave you sucked out and degraded. You might say, I just watching it only, I'm not actually performing the real act. But, do you know it starts from somewhere, the MIND, most purposeful action starts from the mind. And as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
Honour yourself, above all, honour God with your body, use this medium to fasten and exercise self control, if you're are losing the grip, you can't do it alone, get on your kneels and ask the Holy Spirit for assistance. Remain faithful to your spouse, remain faithful to yourself, remain faithful to God. If you are already into it, move close to the throne of grace today, though those images might flash back, the desire might still be persistence, you can't rest on your strength, ask the Holy Spirit for help.
The devil knows the secret, and he surely knows where to start, to catch you. The MIND(heart) [Matthew 5:28]
Whoever therefore breaks one of the least of these commandments, and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does and teaches them, he shall be called GREAT in the kingdom of heaven. [Matthew 5:19]
God bless you as you desire to do his will.

But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. [Ephesians 5:3]
Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? For you were bought at a price; therefore glory God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's. [1Corinthians 6:18-20]
These pornography actors derail themselves to derail you, their aim is to sap you out, to lure and exploit you, by darkening your heart coupled with excitement. They lack self esteem, their aim is to drop you very low. They leave you sucked out and degraded. You might say, I just watching it only, I'm not actually performing the real act. But, do you know it starts from somewhere, the MIND, most purposeful action starts from the mind. And as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
Honour yourself, above all, honour God with your body, use this medium to fasten and exercise self control, if you're are losing the grip, you can't do it alone, get on your kneels and ask the Holy Spirit for assistance. Remain faithful to your spouse, remain faithful to yourself, remain faithful to God. If you are already into it, move close to the throne of grace today, though those images might flash back, the desire might still be persistence, you can't rest on your strength, ask the Holy Spirit for help.
The devil knows the secret, and he surely knows where to start, to catch you. The MIND(heart) [Matthew 5:28]
Whoever therefore breaks one of the least of these commandments, and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does and teaches them, he shall be called GREAT in the kingdom of heaven. [Matthew 5:19]
God bless you as you desire to do his will.

tendercharles: Brilliant..just wondering what that will fetch you in Nija...

It fetched him various accolades, honour and recognition. Let us always be at our best, we can achieve it, you can achieve it, I can achieve it.

viexcey: If there's no generational curse, why is the sins of adam and eve still affecting us? What happened to HAM (Noah's youngest son) when he saw his father's unclothedness(genesis 9:18-28 and genesis 10). From there you will see that ham generations are still suffering till now.
This life is a mystery, there are some things we don't understand as humans. If there is no generational curse, i don't think Jesus christ will come and bore our curse on the cross because through one man(Adam)sins spread to the world and through one man (Jesus christ) we are save.
In conclusion, there are curses that are passed from fore fathers to their children(but Jesus has bore that curse if you believe in him, you will be free) and there are blessings that are pass through fore fathers. Jesus christ is the answer to all problems,accept him and you will be made whole.

O ti fo si tutu wewe, you have broken it down to bits and pieces. Is there generational curses? Yes. Can it be broken? Yes. For further study, read Ezekiel 18. God bless you.

orphar: God spks in many ways, his voice will only speak according to his word. Weigh d content of any word in d word of God. The Bible is a sure way to hear the voice of God. Drms, prophecy and vision wil only happun occasionally bt most importantly, wen God speaks, there wil always b an inner witness and peace

Highly on point, God speaks through many ways, God spoke to Moses through a fire, God spoke through a horse. Whatever he chooses to use at any particular time is always perfect, you that the message is directed to will also get it because you'll get an inner conviction within your spirit. Personally, God do speak to me most times through a daily devotion called our daily bread www.odb.org Some times I through random bible reading, a times, the thought will just come from no where but my spirit knows it is from somewhere :-)

rattlesnake:
haba......christains are so ignorant...what do u mean by comparing praise or worship...did u attend bible school at alll?.....u are the type of person that believes worship is slow Music while praise is fast...IGNORANCE IN THE PEAK LEVEL.....this is why all dis atheist laugh at we xtains...PRAISING GOD IS ALSO WORSHIPING HIM...AND WORSHIPING GOD IS ALSO PRAISING HIM.....there is nothing like style..u can even use rap to worship God and use slow hymns to praise him....seems you dont know what u are doing in church...i advice you to become a Buddhist

You made a very good point, this is enlightening, we learn everyday, but you don't need to ABUSE and INSULT to get your point straight, let's all cultivate appropriate etiquette. Bear it in mind that whatever you type bears your signature.

Law-confessor:
I like dis topic, cos i'm seriously thinking on somfin lik dat.


Honestly, i see nothing in it, and why would d huby refuse to live in it?

I totally support d man moving in to d house wit or witout his consent- depending on how d wife break d news about d house to him.


Wot if she builds the house to present to her huby on his birthday as an unexpected suprise package?- her intention/s shud be learnt first.


But i suppose dat it depends on how n in wot way he got to have d knowledge of d house.

You are on point, the underlying MOTIVE is the thing, but people's fear is that the wife might flare up later in life. It all boils down on the UNDERSTANDING between the couple. All the same, the husband should be self sufficient too.

I still stand on the fact that you don't need to put up invectives, insult and abuse to get your point straight. Wait a minute, what I'm I still doing here?