Humility is good but the man needs to take care of his security O!

The police has refused to do their work, so outraged Nigerians are attempting to solve the problem

Imagine the shock the suicide bomber will receieve when he is denied access to heaven for being a mass murderer.

At times women dey craze for Gazunga O!

I'm telling you, woman fit craze,

PHB results were better than those of Access

Dear Future Spouse

I never expected that our relationship will begin with a major quarrel such as this, but for a some time now, you have been showing me pepper!

Yes! I am am talking to you, and you know yourself!

Why are you treating me like this? What did I do to you?

Your behaviour alone has forced me to memorize the following proverb:

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a human being to find a spouse

I repeat: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a human being to find a spouse

This is the truth,

Because of you, I have been forced to sit in darkness, and eat of the stinging bread of loneliness.

I have tried every means to force you out of hiding

I have tried every means to compel you to show your face.

It has all been in vain

Dear future spouse, I am tired of hunting you down, you are too fast for me.

You are playing according to your own rules and not mine

Fellow Nigerians

On this day in Korea the Golden Eaglets have snatched the World Cup from the hands of Glory.

For me the problem with Dangote Flour is how much to buy without risking them keeping and then later returning my money.

When they are looking for people to return money back to, what formula do they use?

Is it people who bought big that will get not get full allotment (therefore money returned) or is it the small buyers like

myself who will end up with returned money?

Terrible Thread

Dangote Flour: What if these guys take my money in the IPO, keep it for three months and return it back to me because the offer was oversubscribed? I would have left cash sitting idle and thinking the thing was working for me, when it was actually doing nothing
Thoughts like this give me cause to hesitate

Folks

Bank PHB is coming out, will you buy??

Toshman has issued a formal introduction to Jo-z

He cannot be ignored in this matter,

Toshman demands his right to love and to be loved

This is the shiznit, Toshman egbuwala okwu a!

Oha gere kwa nti!

would people who bought the fbn ipo benefit from the bonus they just did??

@G-money

Nooo, my comments were not about the Bible O!!

Ah, the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom!

@Zigbo

The redness of your smile is disturbing to my eye

Sharrap!, Just Sharrap!

Ndi ara!

Ngwa chobanu ihe unu na acho,

Kedu ebe nnenneigbo no sef??

This is another useless thread, please end this!

It is basically a reverse split, (or reverse bonus in naija terms) It does not affect the value of your holdings, for example, if you had 2 shares of 5 naira per share previously, they can reconstruct and say you will now have 1 share of 10 naira per share

No change in your money or the value of your holdings, but the quantity of shares you have decreases

No they will have to reconstruct shares

It has not happened to me yet,

That is why I am referred to as the Prince of disappointment, Lord of the Scorned and Heartbroken

For some people the moment of meeting is dramatic like a bomb, like a massive eye opening, they will be telling the person, where have you been since? Did you not know that I was waiting for you here?

For some others the thing will steal into their unsuspecting minds, and one day they realize that the person they were looking for in the moon was right there in front of them all the time

Others are by family arrangement, suprisingly these people have a high rate of growing to love each other

Finally you have the disciples of Prince Vitastraka. These are people who married against their will, either due to pregnancy blackmail, need to escape poverty, obligation to their family, etc.

The material is false. Basically a hack job

IBTC and FSDH recommended Access to clients. These brokerages have in house research powerhouses that would have smelled any nonsense ages ago

By the way CSL securites who was said to have issued this analysis has come out and denied it, and SACKED the analyst who wrote it

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