Sagamite:

See the yeye things.

See the way they talk. So they are "your kids" now. When it is divorce, it would be "my kids, I want custody".

See her parrot mouth.

Which women are trying to be perfect!

Sho! Majority of them are the devil in the house! *Saga claps like a market woman as he says that*

Awon Esu! (The deveils)

They turn the house to Hell to the point I read in the Bible that God would forgive sinner men (even if they don't repent) that have lived with such women. He would automatically pardon them to enter heaven so as not to have double jeopardy.

of course its 'your kids', who bring the sper.m?

you cheat, I divorce you and claim half of your miilions/billions nor be me send am to fu..ck outside him marriage

Sagamite: Is that not more considerate than telling her she is out of shape and no longer attractive?

Evidence of how callous and irrational most men are
selfish people *Tufiakwa*

Missy_B: For me, the greener, the tastier.

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My eyes still dey fellis' rice and Y me's garden egg/yam, though #Longthroat

ohhhhh. . . I want
seriously, I am so hungry and too lazy to cook , missy b pass me some biko

PS: seun nor fit delete that pyguru

free2ryhme:


recipe pls and how do I cook it

Ingredients
10 (or less or more) aubergine
onions
maggi
salt
pepper
oil
beef/chicken

Instructions
1) wash your aubergine and cut into a pot of hot water

2) boil for 4-6 mins

3) when soft, take it out and (peel the back out, if you want), then mash in a bowl and set aside

4) boil your beef and chicken in a pot (add ur salt, maggi, onion, pepper and thyme if need be)and set aside when done

5) pour oil in a pot, wait to get hot and slice 2-3 onions and fry

6) add your maggi, pepper, salt inside the onion and turn

7) Then add your mashed aubergine inside the onion and stir (add more ingredients to taste if need be)

voila! you get your prepared garden egg, best served with yam or plantain

Sagamite:

Ehn, why should he also stay with you when he can spread his seed gloriously like a Zimbabwean white farmer? And classier, more considerate and more generous girls than you would happily sha g him even though he is married? You have no class for turning a man down just because he is married!

winchi winchi, Awon bad belle
I am too damn classy to be someone's side chic except he agree to drive the wife

Sagamite:
Is that how you women are open and end it when you have already started chatting with some other guy you have vetted and marked to take his place? Then you start being a complete arsse and doing whatever you know would piss him off ( to force him to break up) based on the many questions you cutely asked him during the relationship to know what he is like and the mugu was honestly answering all the questions, not knowing when you stop loving him, you would use it to finish him.

why are you men not satisfied with one woman you claim to love? is that why you men go from one hotel to another farking diff girls while the wife is at home trying to be the perfect woman taking care of your kids? is that why you men are heartless and go about deceiving women? is that why you men lie and preach about undying love just to get in a lady's pant? what happened to honesty? oh I remember it does not in any way exist in men's dictionary.

Sagamite:

If he takes the bait and breaks up with you, then your guilt is less and then you move to the new man, i.e. if you are not already fcking him.

If he doesn't, you then have to bite the bullet and break up with him saying "the relationship is not working, we are always fighting" or "imagine this is what he said to me" (with people not knowing you did your best to provoke him to say it).

If he is dumb and wants to be loyal and stick to the commitment you always bleeted about to him by pleading with you, then you avoid him like a plague because you know what you did and feel guilty he is so committed but you really don't want to be with him anymore.

I know you women! (Mo mor yin) I know you intoto! I have a PhD in Womantology!
Aje! Aje ni yin! (You are witches)

oh really? is that why when you men fall out of love and do not have the balls to be blunt and call it quit with a lady you round up and accuse her of nagging when she notices the situation of things between you two and try to talk it out? Ekpia dan

you men are callous and thats the plain truth, always derive joy and pleasure from being callous to women

wolves in sheep's clothing, thats what you people are

what is the meaning of this? "pyguru banned y me for https://www.nairaland.com/881186/baking-thread/2#13369641. Ban expires at Today at 02:31:32 PM."

answering a question on the baking thread and saw that? who is this pyguru and why the fck did I get banned?
they just ban for silly reasons or what? I am hoping this was a mistake. what rubbish!

he got this ephemeral quality I really want to emmulate. and yes i know its crazy but isn't that what the world is all about? 

Global context of management, why is the arrangement in such a zig zag form

hey darling how r u doing?

40% yeah I love being single
60% Heaven knows i hate being single

I love being the boss of myself and when that loneliness kicks in, that will be a perfect time for Mr lover guy to come in and be the boss of me and save me.

@Blackberry, why is thou doing this when i just upgraded thee? smh

WTF I got this "Sorry y me, you've lost your forum posting privileges.

Reason: You have been auto-banned by the antispam bot. You may be unbanned shortly.
Please DO NOT REPOST: your post is still here, just hidden. So sorry!" whenever I post with my old I.D. (y me) this happened last week when I posted on a topic and my post wasn't visible.
how come I lost my posting privilege? and could any of the moderators pls do something about it. thanks

seconded

exactly nothing was defined so------------------the male has no right of what so ever to call her a betrayal

yeah that is true