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Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 3:53am On Mar 22, 2008
danity:


Fair exchange? Better for one to die than both to die. Why save no soul when there is opportunity to save one?
Jack knew they could both die. Better her than him. He loved her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In your case - i do agree as well though.

Me and you are friends
You smile, I smile

You hurt ,I hurt
You cry, I cry
You jump off the bridge
I am going to miss you
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 3:57am On Mar 22, 2008
Why would he complain to me? Did I contract there marriage?
I gave that example because you said such people who edge fast do so because they are suffering under the military rule of their husband.
This one is not suffering under any military rule.

But you knew he gives her a signed empty check, how private can that be cheesy. Anyway you never can tell what goes on indoors cheesy

Military regimes?
Even here in the UK? Me thinks NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe it's in their DNA.

It must be their eating habits and some other factors.
Nigerian women are something else when it comes to adding flesh in their matrimonial homes.
They just go SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Shrek already has the African male nose and pot belly to go with it, so I guess you are describing Nigerian men!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 3:58am On Mar 22, 2008
Me and you are friends
You smile, I smile

You hurt ,I hurt
You cry, I cry
You jump off the bridge
I am going to miss you

" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 4:02am On Mar 22, 2008
@ Stillwater,

Stop dissing our men.
They are the truest, realest and finest.
Haven't u noticed how other African countries(women) run after Nigerian men in numbers?
We must be doing sumthing right!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

However, Naija women? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are fake, they front, they flaunt and blow things outta proportion.
In all honesty, an average Naija chic sucks.
Its shocking.

@ Danity,

U agree?
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 4:02am On Mar 22, 2008
stillwater:

But you knew he gives her a signed empty check, how private can that be cheesy. Anyway you never can tell what goes on indoors cheesy



because walls have ears.

You have a close friend who has a close friend who has a close friend who has a close friend she trusts, and one of the trusted close friends in the chain of trusted close friend happens to be me
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by danity: 4:05am On Mar 22, 2008
@ Chacal - not again. Naija women are fake - yes. But what of Naija men?
We are not delving into this again.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 4:08am On Mar 22, 2008
@ Danity,

Naija men?
So original. . . . no short-cuts about Nigerian men.
They are always on point and they plumb straight to the point.
No monkey business at all.

Naija women?
Goshhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . I will let stillwater confess to what they know how to do best. . . . .  cheesy grin
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 4:14am On Mar 22, 2008
Mayne no doubt about it. . .
Naija women are so fake. . .full of gimmicks. . . .i detest those yankee wannabez babes to the core!. .
Always wanna imitate. . . . innit. . bruv. . .ta. . . .ta. . .ta. . sad

Y'all ladies in the house including my sister. . .u know its the truth. . .u just gotta accept it like that!!! wink
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by danity: 4:17am On Mar 22, 2008
Sly! Chacal - what da?
It is only naija guys that i've ever seen who want to emulate Jamaicans. Even Jamaicans don't want to emulate themselves.
Naija boys sagging, popping collars. Posing in friends' cars.

Please!
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 4:19am On Mar 22, 2008
because walls have ears.

You have a close friend who has a close friend who has a close friend who has a close friend she trusts, and one of the trusted close friends in the chain of trusted close friend happens to be me

mmmmhh, and they say men don't gossip cheesy

@ Stillwater,

Stop dissing our men.
They are the truest, realest and finest.
Haven't u noticed how other African countries(women) run after Nigerian men in numbers?
We must be doing something right!!!  

However, Naija women? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are fake, they front, they flaunt and blow things out of proportion.
In all honesty, an average Naija chic sucks.
Its shocking.

I am not dissing Nigerian men, just retaliating at your snide remarks tongue Where do you meet your naija women sef? You need to check yourself, your tastes are alarming if this is what you come across everyday. cheesy tongue
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 4:25am On Mar 22, 2008
@ Danity,

Sagging pants?? Popping collars?? Doo-rags/starter caps??
It's still better than what i have seen with me own naked eyes.

How do u explain Naija chics wearing knee-length boots in 40 degrees Lagos temperature??
What about the whole Beyonce outfit? Low rise jeans showing dirty undies?
Do u know how many chics that got apprehended when the Lagos State governor was having none of it no more? grin grin grin


@ Stillwater,

My taste? Don't letz go there at all.
But. . . . .be rest assured ma taste are Class A eggs of WAITROSE. grin grin grin
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 4:27am On Mar 22, 2008
stillwater:

mmmmhh, and they say men don't gossip cheesy

Yes they don't. You could have guessed that the friend of hers that told me was a woman.

Will u close ur ears? grin cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 4:30am On Mar 22, 2008
Danity!. . . .

We are so original at least most of us. . .
Maybe those that you have been chilling with a sum lil kids down the block
A responsible naija men. . .the likes of moi cool will never sag, pop collar. . . .instead, i got em t.ryna imitate my style cool
But Naija ladies. . .ewwww. . so fake fake fake!!

Naija ladies with their fake n garrulous nature. . . cheesy
Always wanna imitate. . . . C'mon is it by force to imitate? why can't y'all be ur natural self? tongue

Let's face it danity. . .we both know this is the truth. . .Naija ladies are fake!!! so damn fake!!! cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 4:30am On Mar 22, 2008
Mayne no doubt about it. . .
Naija women are so fake. . .full of gimmicks. . . .i detest those yankee wannabez babes to the core!. .
Always want to imitate. . . . innit. . bruv. . .ta. . . .ta. . .ta. .  

Y'all ladies in the house including my sister. . .u know its the truth. . .u just gotta accept it like that!!!


I admit there are a lot of fake girls but check yourself, you attract fakes and you're complaining, please cool

How do u explain Naija chics wearing knee-length boots in 40 degrees Lagos temperature.
What about the whole Beyonce outfit? Low rise jeans showing dirty undies?
Do u know how many chics that got apprehended when the Lagos State governor was having none of it no more?  


But you guys still go after them. Abeg don't group me in that category angry. Some girls are behaving foolishly doesn't mean all are cool cheesy.

Yes they don't. You could have guessed that the friend of hers that told me was a woman.

Will u close your ears?  


There's nothing wrong in closing your ears. Next time say NO to your friend, it is very easy tongue
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by danity: 4:33am On Mar 22, 2008
At least those are dress trends to make them look more appealing to their men.
How is popping your collar supposed to be enticing?
Naija men too show their boxers - what is good for the goose, is good for the gander abi?
Doo-rags - what are they using it for?

Accent-wise, have you heard a naija guy try to speak in a jamo way. It's disgraceful i tell ya. I'd rather get a bunch of innits than hear a naija guy try to say "yeah mon". smiley

Sly, let's face it - Naija men are huge wannabes, well a lot of them. Why can't they be themselves? Why do they lie about what they do? Some of them say they are engineers only to find out that they drive buses. It's a sad thing.
You're one of the very few unconfused naija guys then. Keep up with your cool self. You'll find a naija girl to match your style cheesy One who wouldn't wear Boots in Lagos.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 4:38am On Mar 22, 2008
@ stillwater,

Don't get it twisted.
The fact that we know these things don't mean we attract fake chics.
Besides, how do u spot a fake one from a distance? Is the word FAKE tattooed on their greasy foreheads??

You never which of em will turn from Azeezat to Cassie. . . . .
The snag is, these girls don't front within themselves but once a guy calls their cellfones. . . Ijebu accents change rapidly to British. grin
Its possible u may not know about these things but IT'S REAL.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by 4Him(m): 4:41am On Mar 22, 2008
Will anyone of the ladies here please help me out with this pet peeve of mine.
Why do black sisters wear unwieldy wigs in a bid to have long hair?

I see blond weave-ons, blue weaves, stiff horse hair, matted braids . . . why?
Sometimes the roots are visible, you can see the points were the false hair was glued on, for some it looks almost like a wig . . .

And they expect a brother to be romantic?
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 4:44am On Mar 22, 2008
4Him:

Will anyone of the ladies here please help me out with this pet peeve of mine.
Why do black sisters wear unwieldy wigs in a bid to have long hair?

I see blond weave-ons, blue weaves, stiff horse hair, matted braids . . . why? Is this their idea of romance?
yea grin grin grin
Including plus unkept hair
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 4:49am On Mar 22, 2008
Obviously, it is part of their fake world.

Wigs/Weave-ons. . . . .even when they look naturally unkempt, there's always an avenue for em to deceive us MEN. grin cheesy
Wonderbra to make the boobs go bazooka. tongue tongue
Butt-pads to shapen the ass. cheesy cheesy
Girldes to compress the protuding bellies. . . .A man needs to examine carefully or else he may be getting a fake product. embarassed embarassed
Acrylic nails to mask their weather-bitten nails. cry cry
Different types of make-up kits to change the whole face. . . . .They r so different to what u actually see when they are dressed up.
Their true self is when they wake up in the morning. angry angry

Everything about em is just FAKE. . . FAKE  and FAKE.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 4:53am On Mar 22, 2008
@ stillwater,

Don't get it twisted.
The fact that we know these things don't mean we attract fake chics.
Besides, how do u spot a fake one from a distance? Is the word FAKE tattooed on their greasy foreheads.

You never which of em will turn from Azeezat to Cassie. . . . .
The snag is, these girls don't front within themselves but once a guy calls their cellfones. . . Ijebu accents change rapidly to British. Its possible u may not know about these things but IT'S REAL.

You dey craze ooo grin grin. I don't have much female friends, the ones I know are not fake cool

Will anyone of the ladies here please help me out with this pet peeve of mine.
Why do black sisters wear unwieldy wigs in a bid to have long hair?

I see blond weave-ons, blue weaves, stiff horse hair, matted braids . . . why?
Sometimes the roots are visible, you can see the points were the false hair was glued on, for some it looks almost like a wig . . .

And they expect a brother to be romantic?


You have come. You better be satisfied with those hair types you do not want to see some women without them grin. Natural hair is very hard to maintain for your information. black women on blonde is a no no. As I said you guys should check yourself and stop attracting fake girls tongue
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by danity: 4:53am On Mar 22, 2008
What da heck? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Chacal - how could you?

Why do bald men have hair plugs?
Don't men find these things attractive sometimes?

It's not a matter of being fake - it goes back to the matter of being well dressed for your man.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 4:54am On Mar 22, 2008
I admit there are a lot of fake girls but check yourself, you attract fakes and you're complaining, please cool
Not that i attract fakes!. . . .it is what i see daily tongue
Sum of 'em doesn't even know how to 'cat-walk' . . . . tongue
They would be walking like someone who's been shot !!!!!!!! angry
Is it by force!? angry tongue angry


Sly, let's face it - Naija men are huge wannabes, well a lot of them. Why can't they be themselves? Why do they lie about what they do? Some of them say they are engineers only to find out that they drive buses. It's a sad thing.
You're one of the very few unconfused naija guys then. Keep up with your cool self. You'll find a naija girl to match your style cheesy One who wouldn't wear Boots in Lagos.

Ahhhh! Danity . . .which k.inda peepz u roll with? cheesy bus drivers? lol. .
I see thats why u have been reiterating that naija men are wannabeez. . no wonder!

Lets get sum straight. . . cool
Naija men are highly respected world-wide tongue tongue
U dont believe me? u need to see how them whites. . Hispanics. . .Brazilians,Caucz. . et all are after our tails . . tongue

Beat that. . .because they know what we are worth!. . . cool
Y'all don't know what y'all are missing. . . .for real u r missing out big time
Chill with the real naija dudes and i bet ya. . u'd come back here to sing praise n worship songs for them naija men! cool


I see blond weave-ons, blue weaves, stiff horse hair, matted braids . . . why?
Sometimes the roots are visible, you can see the points were the false hair was glued on, for some it looks almost like a wig . . .

And they expect a brother to be romantic?

grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Fake. . .fake!!. . .from the crown of their heads to the soles of their feetz!!!!!!!!!!!! thats naija chicks for u
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by danity: 4:58am On Mar 22, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Ahhhh! Danity . . .which k.inda peepz u roll with? cheesy bus drivers? lol. .
I see thats why u have been reiterating that naija men are wannabeez. . no wonder!

Lets get sum straight. . . cool
Naija men are highly respected world-wide tongue tongue
You don't believe me? u need to see how them whites. . Hispanics. . .Brazilians,Caucz. . et all are after our tails . . tongue

Beat that. . .because they know what we are worth!. . . cool
Y'all don't know what y'all are missing. . . .for real you're missing out big time
Chill with the real naija dudes and i bet ya. . u'd come back here to sing praise n worship songs for them naija men! cool

Lol - trust me. I'm working on the chilling with real naija dudes aspect wink.
Some naija dudes are cool, others are not.
Those that are not are so fake that it drives you crazy. Those that are cool are down to earth and really nice to be with.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 4:59am On Mar 22, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Not that i attract fakes!. . . .it is what i see daily tongue
Sum of 'em doesn't even know how to 'cat-walk' . . . . tongue
They would be walking like someone who's been shot !!!!!!!! angry
Is it by force!? angry tongue angry


Ahhhh! Danity . . .which k.inda peepz u roll with? cheesy bus drivers? lol. .
I see thats why u have been reiterating that naija men are wannabeez. . no wonder!

Lets get sum straight. . . cool
Naija men are highly respected world-wide tongue tongue
You don't believe me? u need to see how them whites. . Hispanics. . .Brazilians,Caucz. . et all are after our tails . . tongue

Beat that. . .because they know what we are worth!. . . cool
Y'all don't know what y'all are missing. . . .for real you're missing out big time
Chill with the real naija dudes and i bet ya. . u'd come back here to sing praise n worship songs for them naija men! cool

grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Fake. . .fake!!. . .from the crown of their heads to the soles of their feetz!!!!!!!!!!!! thats naija chicks for u

You are making me feel. . . . ok my name is FAKE TAN.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 5:01am On Mar 22, 2008
Obviously, it is part of their fake world.

Wigs/Weave-ons. . . . .even when they look naturally unkempt, there's always an avenue for em to deceive us MEN.  
Wonderbra to make the bust go bazooka.
Butt-pads to shapen the ass.
Acrylic nails to mask their weather-bitten nails.
Different types of make-up kits to change the whole face. . . . .They r so different to what u actually see when they are dressed up.
Their true self is when they wake up in the morning.

Everything about em is just FAKE. . . FAKE  and FAKE.

Chacal are you not the one screaming here that the woman should look good for her husband? cheesy And Why is it that men still fall for us if you are already aware of the fake assessories? A man that cheats on his wife often doesn't go for the omo alatas but the same women you call fake, give me a break!!!!!!!!!! cool tongue cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by merge(f): 5:02am On Mar 22, 2008
@ Chacal

Why do Nigerian men have sense?

Their is a Nigerian women that raised them right.

Do not be disrespectful.

Also the father but since you were rude I just stating the Nigerian mother.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by 4Him(m): 5:03am On Mar 22, 2008
There are 4 things i look for in a woman physically first:
Face
Boobs
Hips
Hair

The typical black sista thinks that once she has humongous boobs and good hips she's good to go.
Too much make-up is a red flag that the face (in the morning) is perhaps not a pleasant sight to behold).
Hair? Dont get me started . . . even those who pretend to go natural, the hair is stiff and sometimes stringy. You touch them and u cringe.

I will admit, one thing i like most about white females is running ur fingers through their hair . . . dont try it with a black sista, u'll have all the glue on ur fingers.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 5:05am On Mar 22, 2008
danity:


Lol - trust me. I'm working on the chilling with real naija dudes aspect wink.
Some naija dudes are cool, others are not.
Those that are not are so fake that it drives you crazy. Those that are cool are down to earth and really nice to be with.


The likes of moi. . . . .Cool i know that fo' sure cool
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by danity: 5:07am On Mar 22, 2008
Lol - Sly, you're the one telling me that. cheesy cheesy tongue
I'm not so sure about it since you're up here dissing naija girls anyhow calling them fake.


@ 4him, that was a low blow. the hair and glue thing. Don't you watch America's Next Top Model?
White girls have weaves too!. You want Long hair - we use weave on, so what?
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 5:08am On Mar 22, 2008
The typical black sista thinks that once she has humongous boobs and good hips she's good to go.
Too much make-up is a red flag that the face (in the morning) is perhaps not a pleasant sight to behold).
Hair? Dont get me started . . . even those who pretend to go natural, the hair is stiff and sometimes stringy. You touch them and u cringe.

I will admit, one thing i like most about white females is running your fingers through their hair . . . don't try it with a black sista, u'll have all the glue on your fingers.


Look at this guy oo!!! Don't you know our hair texture differ, don't blame us blame God!!!!!! cool

Not that i attract fakes!. . . .it is what i see daily
Sum of 'em doesn't even know how to 'cat-walk' . . . .
They would be walking like someone who's been shot !!!!!!!!  
Is it by force!?  


Sly you have to understand that certain shoes require a certain kind of walk. There are different kind of babes, remove your fake seeing glasses and see real babes cool
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 5:10am On Mar 22, 2008
I braid and fix weave-on, any guy that doesn't like it should stop being jealous of me and fix his own weave-on tongue tongue tongue cool
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 5:12am On Mar 22, 2008
Glue on your fingers and sometimes black dye. cry cry cry cry
You will be lucky if they don't stain your immaculate white sheets with their whatchumacallit.
All i keep hearing is Africans have nappyheads. . . . If the hair is wild, please shave it completely!!!! grin grin grin

@ Stillwater,

Are u trying to say there's no Naija chic that has got all these things naturally?
I don't want to believe that. . . . . The mentality is the key.
Every Naija chic believes she needs a long hair, the whole make-up shebang, wonderbra, girdles, butt-pads and all other paraphernelia.

The most annoying thing is they even dictate the kind of men they want.
What right has a Naija Chic with no hair on her head got to say she cannot date a bald, pot-bellied or short guy?
Blimey. . . . .everything about a Naija girl is fake. . . . .the vertically-challenged ones even cover their heights with high heels.

What can a guy do? We got nuthing to hide. . . . . and we have been forced to accept all these nonsense.
Life is so unfair, it sucks.

@ merge,

Of course.
I am not disrespecting Nigerian women as a whole but i am dissing the present generation of chics.
Why can't they follow the footsteps of the women back in the days.
Afro or let em just plait their hair like village women. . . . . It is what we see that we will be forced to deal with.
Afterall, i don't wear a fake hair. . . .Naija men don't do anything fake. . . . so why should this women go fake?

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