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Re: Black Romance Is Boring by 4Play(m): 6:04pm On Mar 22, 2008
morenike09:

@Sweet Tthis one na romance? na wa oh

Black Hawk Down nko?No be for Africa the setting be. . . .can't get any blacker than Africa.That is my best movie.

Don't watch romantic movies so lets change the topic.Best "black movie" I have seen,what about that Spike Lee movie featuring Denzel Washington and Chiwetel Ejiofor? Inside Man. That was a good movie.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 6:22pm On Mar 22, 2008
4 Play:

Black Hawk Down nko?No be for Africa the setting be. . . .can't get any blacker than Africa.That is my best movie.

Don't watch romantic movies so lets change the topic.Best "black movie" I have seen,what about that Spike Lee movie featuring Denzel Washington and Chiwetel Ejiofor? Inside Man. That was a good movie.

me too, i don't watch romantic movie. . but i did watch the Pursuit Of Happiness. . .are we talking about the same one that Will Smith starred in? b/c that was so not romance.

the best American movie i've seen is. . . will have to think about this. . none of them are like naija movies jo
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by MsLurker(f): 6:31pm On Mar 22, 2008
Most black romance movies are just full of stereotypes in my opinion. Then someone gives some type of romantic speech about how someone did them wrong but they found the one person who stuck by them. Everyone sighs and cries in the audience. The end.

It is the same plot over and over again.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 6:35pm On Mar 22, 2008
lol grin grin grin
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by 4Play(m): 6:41pm On Mar 22, 2008
almondjoy:

Back to work jare. Will be breezing in and out as usual to keep awake. This beans has not digested at all! cheesy

This one your beans never digest,no do something for office wey go induce terror alert.Dem fit think say chemical weapons attack don happen. . . . . .next,you will end up at Gitmo.

Nobody don talk "Living In Bondage" or "Evil Passion" among classic black romantic movies.Didn't you guys see the "lomance". . . . .all those trips to Mr Biggs?
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 6:45pm On Mar 22, 2008
sharrraaapppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry

Ohh Ohh! believe me i didn't see this yester-night. . . angry
If i did. . .u know me!. . u know what im capable of doing sis tongue
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 6:49pm On Mar 22, 2008
@4 play

Don't even bring nollywood into this discussion grin. The typical scenes

Go to bar beach, chase yourselves all around the beach
then mr biggs
Turning round a tree
The man catches up with the girl, carries her
The girl would be like don't touch me, the man will be like "Come hia here" grin

Ohh Ohh! believe me i didn't see this yester-night. . .
If i did. . .u know me!. . u know what im capable of doing sis


Do your worst!!!!!!!!! tongue
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 6:51pm On Mar 22, 2008
stillwater:

@4 play

Don't even bring nollywood into this discussion grin. The typical scenes

Go to bar beach, chase yourselves all around the beach
then mr biggs
Turning round a tree
The man catches up with the girl, carries her
The girl would be like don't touch me, the man will be like "Come hia here" grin
LOL . . . seems like you've seen alot of them tongue

Ms. Lurker:

It is the same plot over and over again.
abi o. . .the only reason i like nolly movies is because of the settings and language they use. .
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 6:58pm On Mar 22, 2008
Do your worst!!!!!!!!! tongue
Huh!?? ?? ?? ?? ?? u mean it? angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 6:59pm On Mar 22, 2008
@ Stillwater,

Have u shaved ur head? grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by MsLurker(f): 7:01pm On Mar 22, 2008
What's the deal about head shaving?

I shaved mine last fall, which shocked my friends since they thought that I'm like most girls and have to have hair.

But I'm digging my short, natural do. Less hassle in my opinion. grin
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by 4Play(m): 7:04pm On Mar 22, 2008
stillwater:

@4 play
Don't even bring nollywood into this discussion grin. The typical scenes

Go to bar beach, chase yourselves all around the beach
then mr biggs
Turning round a tree
The man catches up with the girl, carries her
The girl would be like don't touch me, the man will be like "Come hia here" grin

You bringing tears to my eye. cry The things I have to endure while in the company of Nigerian girls! angry Have you ever been made to watch sh*t just to please your partner? angry Yet,they don't want to watch Black Hawk Down or Wall Street with me. sad

Nigerian "lomantic" movies always involves all you outlined above.Its in bloody slow motion with some cheesy music. . . .its pure torture!
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 7:06pm On Mar 22, 2008

What's the deal about head shaving?

I shaved mine last fall
, which shocked my friends since they thought that I'm like most girls and have to have hair.

But I'm digging my short, natural do. Less hassle in my opinion. grin

Correct. . . . . This is what im talking about. . . Pure natural. .

Now stillwater. . . .lemme get u a clipper right quick. . .ur hair needs shaving ASAP!! tongue
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by 4Play(m): 7:06pm On Mar 22, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Now stillwater. . . .let me get u a clipper right quick. . .your hair needs shaving ASAP!! tongue

Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 7:07pm On Mar 22, 2008
Ms. Lurker:

But I'm digging my short, natural do. Less hassle in my opinion. grin
+
if you're telling the truth you're my type. . .i like my hair short and primmed. , to my shoulder. . no weaves, i hardly braid my hair. , i no get time to be buying 10 diff types of hair spray. . .i like it short and free. . . smiley
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 7:08pm On Mar 22, 2008
LOL . . . seems like you've seen alot of them


More than you can imagine, my sis shocked

Huh!?? ?? ?? ?? ?? u mean it? angry angry angry        


Of course I do!!!!!! angry cool

@ Stillwater,

Have u shaved your head?

Don't start with me. angry cheesy Don't you know that thhe shape of your skull matters. You don't want to see the revolution of ET on the streets cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 22, 2008
Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!


I pity your child angry shocked
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by MsLurker(f): 7:11pm On Mar 22, 2008
I am telling the truth. I love it short. I can't even pull on it right now, it's that short. Love it. I work out a lot so having my hair this way does wonders for me. When my hair was relaxed and long, it sucked so much after one of my workout sessions!

4 Play:

Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!

That sounds very traumatic, doncha think? wink
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by 4Play(m): 7:13pm On Mar 22, 2008
stillwater:

I pity your child angry shocked

Trying to be of assistance. . . . ok,I will do it with a razor and comb,still apply some vaseline though.Your head will be glowing,not like GloMobile.

Ms. Lurker:

That sounds very traumatic, doncha think? wink


You didn't see where she was making fun of us bald men?
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by TheSly: 7:19pm On Mar 22, 2008
Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!
cheesy grin cheesy

Yeah Yeah!!. . . .I would like to see that. . . . At least she doesn't need any jeweleries after that. .
The shinning head is enough. . . . . Bling. . . .Bling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy grin cheesy

Sister. . .Be ready! tongue
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 7:27pm On Mar 22, 2008
stillwater:


Don't start with me. angry cheesy Don't you know that thhe shape of your skull matters. You don't want to see the revolution of ET on the streets cheesy


U need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 7:34pm On Mar 22, 2008
did she tell you?
Chacal:

You need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 7:40pm On Mar 22, 2008
@ faketan,

She sent me picture messages. cheesy wink cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by deola1(m): 7:40pm On Mar 22, 2008
I dont wanna see this type of thread again

Ortherwise Ban!! undecided
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by skipo87(m): 7:50pm On Mar 22, 2008
i think some of ya all have had a veeeery boooorin relationships and are blaming it on the blacks by citing examples, i object to this,
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 7:51pm On Mar 22, 2008
Chacal

You guys are on another levels then cheesy grin grin
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 8:12pm On Mar 22, 2008
@ faketan,

U reckon??
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Nobody: 8:27pm On Mar 22, 2008
i think some of ya all have had a veeeery boooorin relationships and are blaming it on the blacks by citing examples, i object to this,


My point here is not based on real life but on what I see in black movies. I just don't get it. Maybe you do.

You need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.

Get over this issue, I'm not shaving my head. cool
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 8:37pm On Mar 22, 2008
stillwater:

Get over this issue, I'm not shaving my head. cool

We shall see to that. cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 9:12pm On Mar 22, 2008
Chacal:

@ faketan,

You reckon??
trust me
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by Chacal: 9:26pm On Mar 22, 2008
faketan:

trust me

Negative!!!!!

Everyone can't be a detective. cheesy cheesy
Re: Black Romance Is Boring by faketan(m): 9:30pm On Mar 22, 2008
Chacal:

Negative!!!!!

Everyone can't be a detective. cheesy cheesy

You are allowed to be a detector grin grin

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