HotNaijaBabe: I laugh..Unu never know say the real Madam at the top no deh make noise...Or so I tot.

which kin madam at the top u be? Madam at the top wey no dey stay her husband house? When last i see u here?

av missed u guyz especially flow.....av bn busy lately, aluta stress

Ladybianca: av missed u guyz especially flow.....av bn busy lately, aluta stress

Imo star!! Naso imsu been dey stress me dat time, nahim make me spill na

tnk God say u no even follow d riva g0 if n0t, u 4 n0 dey here 2 tel us d st0ry

Lolz

flow1759:

Foxy take am easy oh, make dem my Nairaland wives no divorce me oh.

Flow ur mama head dey ur bak o.............if not

Who dey hide posts 4 here?

"Man, today work go make sense oh" Brainbox said after we left Mama Calabar canteen the next morning. "ehn e go make sense na, today one of una go serve mason, na me go be the mason" Man informed. "wetin the other person go com dey do?" I inquired curiously.

"when we reach site you go know wetin the other person go dey do" Man said, "but wetin i know be say na today we dey start body work, and i go choose one of una wey go serve me" Man added.

"ehnn today we are starting the body work" Madam Ifeoma said as we sat to listen to her instructions, "since u are five in number, it will be two masons and also two labourers that would serve the masons" Madam Ifeoma said. "and the person left will be in charge of fetching water from that block industry over there" She said pointing to the block industry across the road. "because the water in our tank has finished and our water supplier said their supply vehicle is under repairs that they will not come to supply today but tomorrow" She added.

"so you will have to decide who amongst you will do the fetching, the person will be paid 100naira per drum of water" Madam Ifeoma said.

"Flow will do that ma" Man decided and whatever he decided was final, since he was the Chief Kponkpon officer.

I wasn't happy with his decision, but what was i to do? the "boss" has made the selection. And like they say; "the boss is always right".

I took two 25litres containers and headed straight to the block industry.

In kponkpon work, water is one vital thing, its importance can't be over-emphasized. So, how fast the work for that day would go is dependent on how fast i supplied water.

The block industry was located very close to a bus stop. So i disguised myself by putting on sunglasses and a face cap, so that whoever sees me wouldn't recognise me.

So, with my sunglasses, face cap, and my "elegant" kponkpon attire, i started fetching the water. Not knowing what the nearest future holds.

I had finished fetching one drum. As i crossed the road and walked towards the block industry, "Flow! Flow!!" someone was calling me, it was a female voice.

I initially tot it was another Flow the person was calling and not my Flow, because no female knew i was doing kponkpon.

"Flow!! Flow!!" the voice continued. This time, i was convinced it was my Flow, so i turned.

Lo and behold, i saw Kate catwalking towards me. "so dis is where you work? u are a labourer?" She said as she came close. "ehnn, i am a Civil Engineering student, and am doing my six month IT here" I almost said.

"ehnn, i am the Site Engineer of that site" I found the best lie. A lie i neatly said pointing to our Site. "ok, i came to see one of my male friend, he owns dis block industry" Kate said pointing at the same block industry i was fetching water from. "so na one of ur sugar daddy get dis block industry?" i almost said.

Kate took her time and stood with me for a while asking me some irrevant questions about my job as the Site Engineer, i was simply answering her questions with lies. Big, fat, award winning lies.

From the corner of my left eye, i saw Brainbox standing at the other side of the road. Maybe he wanted to buy something from the nearby shop, so i tot.

"Flow!! We dey wait for you na, water don finish" Brainbox yelled. Kate heard that, she turned and saw Brainbox. "Brainbox don kill me oh!" i tot. I felt like the ground should open up and swallow me.

How could a Site Engineer be fetching water for the site, How?

flow1759:

i don't want to say I LOVE YOU TOO and my MADAM AT THE TOP(josphine4good) ask me why did i say i Love u?

thank God u know that

HotNaijaBabe: Na madam at the top I be..I no fit siddon for house with the rest of ur concubines na..I have businesses to run..I have an orgainization to head. I come home from work very tired and I still make out time to make sweet e-love to my e-husband..flowey..

Josphine4good: thank God u know that

Flowey, one wife, one trouble... Come imaGINe you with plenty wife, plenty trouble be dat o. As a very good friend, I, Rap Maestro, promise to share your trouble{wifey}, only if you donate your trouble{wifey} to me *WINKS AT ALL FLOWS TROUBLE*

Brainbox don cast o

Kasala don burst o,that guy should not be nicknamed as such,He only has brain for looting,sincerely speaking

Hmmmmmmmmm.....what am i going to write now.....ok lemme start 4rm d root.....buh dont worry mr.flow i'm writting a poem for u and ur wives

Flow honey please wake up your pals are waiting for u to update, I know u are so tried after last night and this morning football match between us both.

Flow abeg break dat brainbox head. D bobo don fall ur yansh down

After a hard day's kponkpon, the thought of Paapa's place comes to mind.


"make we go take igboh na" Man suggested. "mehn na true oh, e don tay wey i shark igboh oh, since two days now" I replied.


I, Man, Snoop and Tupac were off to Paapa's place.

"Tupac, what of Bigie na, i never see am since today, where him go?" Man asked, "him travel go him village dis morning, but him go come back tomorrow" Tupac responded.


We were puffing, puffing to forget our sorrows, puffing to forget our pains, puffing to bring joy into our lives.


"una know say, i fit become the president of Nigeria?" I suddenly said.

"hahahahahaha!! No dey make me laugh jor, how u wan take be President? who u be? Who u know?" Tupac said. "i be Flow, i know Baba God and i go win if i come out for next election" i was'nt sure if i said that or the "igboh in me" said that. "how u think say u go win, u get god father? u get money? Which political party u dey?" Man was asking uncountable questions.

"imagine say i call my party FLOW PEOPLE'S PARTY(FPP), how u see am?" I said, "e go make sense oh, when u dey campaign, u go share igboh for everybody say make dem vote for u, even the Logo of ur party go be picture of igboh" Snoop said.

"And ur Party slogan go be; FLOW PEOPLE'S PARTY!!! IGBOH FOR ALL" Man said causing an atmosphere of laughter.


In a country where dreams never comes through, in a country where the Youths never ascends the throne of power, in a country where corruption is the in thing. A brother is Dreaming to serve his Nation, a brother is promising to flush corruption. If only he would be given a chance. Like the saying goes: "if wishes were horses, even FLOW will ride".

Why i loved Igboh was that, it not only brings out the best in you, it makes you dream big. And it makes you put in your best in whatever you do.

Oh!! How i wish our political office holders were all Igboh smokers, this Nation would have been a better place, because they would put in their best to serve the Nation.

Flow ,no worry.ur lies go soon get award,i hear say grammy want begin giv award 4 d best liar of d year.congrats coz u r nominated.

Blue diamond: Flow ,no worry.ur lies go soon get award,i hear say grammy want begin giv award 4 d best liar of d year.congrats coz u r nominated.

*in flow's voice* so i tot

Blue diamond: Flow ,no worry.ur lies go soon get award,i hear say grammy want begin giv award 4 d best liar of d year.congrats coz u r nominated.

i no fit win the award, i go come second after GEJ, because na him lie pass. All d things wey talk say him go do, him don do any one?

Flow,

Just to say I have read all your stories and you are really talented.

Well done for bringing smiles to our faces. I pray you get a very good deal out of all this.

God bless

flow1759:

i no fit win the award, i go come second after GEJ, because na him lie pass. All d things wey talk say him go do, him don do any one?

i hear u.until den

While waitin 4 mr.flows update....make una check this his previous post...u go laff die....https://www.nairaland.com/1154551/ones-unborn-child-next-kin

https://www.nairaland.com/1140951/akpors-no-get-money-xmas

Mc.BOMB:
While waitin 4 mr.flows update....make una check this his previous post...u go laff die....https://www.nairaland.com/1154551/ones-unborn-child-next-kin

https://www.nairaland.com/1140951/akpors-no-get-money-xmas

wtf, wu b dis

Saturday came like every other day.


"Flow lead us in prayer" Pkc said during morning devotion.


"Lord thank You for our lives, thank You for the good things You have done for us, thank You for our daily bread, yes, we know we are sinners, have mercy on us and deliver us from evil, in Jesus name............ Amen" i said a short and sharp prayer.


"i told u guys that we will be going to the market to buy some foodstuff, and 2days ago i mentioned that we will be contributing 1000naira each. Here is mine" Pkc said stamping a 1000naira note on the floor.


I also stamped mine, Brainbox brought out his own 1000naira and dropped it, Man did the same, so did Tega and Snoop. But when it was time for Baba jay to bring out his own contribution, the story changed, "ehnnn, una know say i no dey do any work, and i get so many problem wey i need to settle for sch, make una help me abeg, i know say una dey try for me" Baba jay said wearing a "pity" face. "Baba jay nobody wey no get problem for sch oh, i no come here come feed person oh" Brainbox said.


"shebi i don tell u before make u follow me go do kponkpon, u say u be Old man and u no get strength to do that kin work, make i tell u, e get one guy wey dey do kponkpon with us him name na Igbakwambo, the guy go senior u by far, d guy get two pekin sef" Man said. "pls forget about Baba jay, we are his Brothers to help him no matter the situation" Pkc said.


"now, the two persons that will go to buy the things in the market are Flow and Brainbox" Pkc said.


My Oh my!! Flow and Brainbox that blends together like Bread and butter.


My prayer was that Brainbox shouldn't try L102 in Ekonunwa market. Or else?

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Rap maestro: wtf, wu b dis

ignored,mayb u shud ask ur *** vat Q?

@HNB
"Ahem!ahem!" clearing throat

Dis market wey una wan go, nawao

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