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Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Nobody: 12:09am On Mar 30, 2013 |
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Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by SexyDuby(f): 12:12am On Mar 30, 2013 |
flow1759:Dats my FLoooooweranger. Ngwaanu flow come dis side as all ur e-wives don sleep including Josephine |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by temhab(f): 12:47am On Mar 30, 2013 |
I will tell Josephine |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Josphine4good(f): 1:38am On Mar 30, 2013 |
SexyDuby:sexyduby or what ever u call your self don't pass your boundary or else |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Josphine4good(f): 1:46am On Mar 30, 2013 |
flow1759:flow chose one, either u want me to put a dog chain round your neck or u want me to castrate u. Am waiting |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Josphine4good(f): 1:46am On Mar 30, 2013 |
flow1759:flow chose one, either u want me to put a dog chain round your neck or u want me to castrate u. Am waiting |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Josphine4good(f): 1:51am On Mar 30, 2013 |
@flow and sexyduby am sleeping with one eye with my gun in my hand watching both of u |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 6:40am On Mar 30, 2013 |
Josphine4good: flow chose one, either u want me to put a dog chain round your neck or u want me to castrate u. Am waiting u see ur fellow woman, u no fit fight. Na my body ur power dey. Is that what i get for marrying an O''FEMMANU woman like u? |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by purpinkx(m): 7:09am On Mar 30, 2013 |
flow1759:that's what you get for having more than one wife ... Or so i thought |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Nobody: 8:10am On Mar 30, 2013 |
flow1759:yea, i knw dat place, na 2busstop away frm assemblies. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Josphine4good(f): 8:49am On Mar 30, 2013 |
@ flow,I am a igbo girl like u. I am a proud abia girl but I base in the state |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by macderu(m): 10:07am On Mar 30, 2013 |
Chei, no update yet... |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by GOLIDIVA: 11:17am On Mar 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Josphine4good]@ flow,I am a igbo girl like u. Huuh!!!? Is Flow a GIRL? Wonders shall never end! |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Emperortj93(m): 12:02pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
@flow, dis ur stori iz always getin beta and hilarious wit each update.. Btw, Bro u re damn gud |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 1:00pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
"brother Ugo, you will be preaching in the next room we enter" MOG said. "ok! no problem, the Lord is my strength" I replied. The Lord is my strength indeed, because i knew it wouldn't be easy. As we entered a hostel, i could percieve weed. Definately, people were smoking somewhere. "knock at this door" MOG commanded me to knock at the door of the room i suspected as the room the smell of weed emanated from, "but MOG, dis is the room the smell of weed is coming out from, they must be smoking weed inside, why don't we knock at the next room? I suggested. "O yee man of Little faith" MOG quoted the Bible reffering that i had little faith. I agree, i had little faith, but had he forgotten the same Bible said, "render to Ceasar what is for Ceasar, and to God what is for God". So he should let the Igboh smokers be. I could bet my life that we wouldn't win the souls of the people smoking weed inside, even if they were babies. "o yee man of Little faith, don't you know it will be easier to win the Souls of the people smoking? Don't u know we are children of God and we shouldn't fear?" MOG said and knocked. Legend has it that whenever a weed smoker is smoking, his physical ears is shut while his spiritual ears is opened to listen to spiritual inspiration. We entered and met two hefty guys smoking "igboh". MOG beckoned on me to start preaching. "praise the Lord!!" i said, "igboh is sweat!!" they both responded, "the Lord is Good!!" I and MOG chorused, "sweat igboh!!" they responded. Despite their "worldly" response, i still continued with my preaching. I preached and preached, jumping from one topic to another, quoting wrong scriptures, fidgety at what the igboh smokers might do if i spoke about how bad it was to smoke. I finally entered the topic saying, "u see my brothers, it is not good to smoke, apart from the fact that it is bad medically, scripturally it is bad too". "Brother Ugo, show them the verse in the Bible that says we shouldn't smoke" MOG landed me in trouble, "ehn ehn ehn open to Gene........, John..........," i stammered and coughed mixing the book of Genesis with the book of John. "but MOG if u know am, u for tell us na, why u want make i fall my hand" i tot. I preached and preached leaving the scripture aspect for God knows who. But these guys were still smoking. "una no dey fear God oh, i dey preach for una, una dey smoke Igboh, una dey mad oh" i dared not say that. As an Igboh smoker, i could tell when someone smoking was at his/her peak. These guys were at their peak. So it was time to go, before "water pass garri", "let us pray" I said. As i was about saying the closing prayer one of the guys stood up and came close to me saying, "Oga pastor take igboh smoke na", he was offering me weed. "No!! i don't smoke, i am a Man of God" I refused. "chei! If to say MOG no dey here, i for smoke dis igboh oh, e be like say the igboh go sweat oh" i tot. "u must smoke am oh" the other guy said standing up. "i say u must smoke am oh" the first guy said bringing the weed close to my mouth. Before i could say Jack Robinson, one of the guys smashed a bottle on the floor, "i go chok u dis bottle if u no smoke dis Igboh" he threatened. I cried bitterly. I turned left and MOG had fled, leaving me to carry my cross alone. 7 Likes |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by deesnipes(f): 1:26pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
you are 'on your own' (oyo) be dat o. Eeyah |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Sheggun1: 1:42pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
I dey feel u........yawa do gas b dAt |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 1:53pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Sheggun1: I dey feel u........yawa do gas b dAt yawa na my best friend, me and him dey sleep for the same bed, but i dey always overcome am. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by bigsholly(f): 2:03pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Since u dey smoke am b4 its shld nt be a problem na and thank God MOG don disappear u get chance be dat or so i tot |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Jerry2i(m): 2:22pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Ur last post just make me dey behave lyk guy wey smoke igboh,or so i tot. #kipupdgudwrk |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rashoki: 4:25pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Mr flow try 2 update asap!its nt an optional am mandating it |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by macderu(m): 4:56pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Chei, MOG betrayed!... Oya u now settle down fire d ganja nah, nor be say u nor dey kpoli b4 |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by vision2050: 7:54pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
MOG no do well ooo, take am nao since he don left so i tot |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Nobody: 8:41pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
OMG!!! MOG don land u for anada palava ooo...or so i tot... |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by 4kizo(m): 9:58pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Lwkmd! MOG tear race nd leave u 2 bail urs |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 10:04pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
"Aro, dis guy must smoke dis igboh oh" one of the guys said to the other. I now realized they were my brothers. My Aro brothers. "Aro mate, elele ti elele, wosky sons of Odin rugged una oh" i greeted them. "so u be bagger nahim u come dey do like jew man" one of them said and Anchored me. I hurriedly smoked the weed they offered me and rushed out to meet MOG. "they didn't harm you? Thank God oh" MOG said, "so naso u for run leave me and them for kill me abi?" i tot. We continued walking looking for where next to settle and preach, "lets enter that boutique" MOG suggested pointing to a Male boutique. We entered the boutique to meet an angel in human flesh, a beautiful lady. "Good day Pastors" she said beckoning for us to seat down, "what may i offer u?" she asked, "water!! just water" MOG replied. Within a twinkle of an eye, she brought two bottle water. She was so hospitable that i concluded she owned the place. MOG started preaching to her, quoting Bible passages off hand. The igboh i smoked was gradually turning my head up side down that to everything MOG said i responded with Amen. Even when he said, "this ur boutique is beautiful", "Amen!!" I responded and the Lady stared at me in a strange way, as if i was mad. Yes! I was mad, mad for Christ, inspired by igboh, or so i tot. As MOG preached, he began to catch prophesies, he said, "sister, u are waiting on the Lord for a husband, am i right?" "u are right pastor" she replied, "the Lord said i should tell you that this year u will get married" MOG spoke out the Rhema, "Amen!!" the lady caught the rhema. "Amen!" I also said, as if the prophesy was for me. "but if u must get Married, u must sow a seed" MOG said, "i will do anything" the lady assured, "u will do anything ehn?" MOG said. Something in me told me MOG was gradually turning the Bible to a gun he would use to rob the lady, "bring this, this, this, this and this as a seed to the Lord" MOG pointed at five colourful shirts. I was right, he had started his robbery. "ok Pastor" the Lady said removing the shirts from their hangers and bagging them. "bring this and this also" MOG the spiritual robber said pointing at two black trousers. The Lady bagged them all and MOG said, "now lemme pray for you". He barely had started praying when i heard, "returning those clothes to her". I initially tot it was the Voice of God. "i say make u return those clothes to my sister" the voice said again, this time i was sure it wasn't the Voice of God so i opened my eyes and saw a thick beard guy. MOG fumbled as he gave the clothes back to the lady. The guy brought out a dagger and said, "i go chok una if una no leave this shop now". MOG was the first to run out and i followed with a great speed, say 20km/sec. The guy ran after us with so much speed that he was getting closer to me. I increased my speed to 30km/sec, wishing i had a third leg. As for MOG, he ran so fast that he mistakenly dropped his Bible to the ground. Like "James hardly chase", he was really hard to chase. The guy stopped chasing us because he was tired and I thanked God Almighty because I too was tired. Since that day i vowed never to go preaching with the lily livered MOG. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Dammol(f): 10:12pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Oga Flow u too much. I laugh sotey water dey comot for my eyes. 1 Like |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by vision2050: 11:01pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
dis MOG self, instead of dat he should have adopt L101 1 Like |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 11:14pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
vision2050: dis MOG self, instead of dat he should have adopt L101 abi oh. No mind am |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by chingy74: 11:25pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
flow nyc 1, gr8 adventure wif MOG |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 11:35pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Rashoki: Mr flow try 2 update asap!its nt an optional am mandating it Rashoki, no be by force to write for English na, u for use pidgin, i go understand. Which one be "it is not an optional" Abi na queen's English? 1 Like |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by vision2050: 12:09am On Mar 31, 2013 |
bros i neva sleep ooo 1 Like 1 Share |
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