@tex, u r here while mr. flow dropped it hot. Hmmm, am smellin fish

opeano: @tex, u r here while mr. flow dropped it hot. Hmmm, am smellin fish

What are you saying here?

opeano: @tex, u r here while mr. flow dropped it hot. Hmmm, am smellin fish

kote or titus..so i tot

texanomaly:
What are you saying here?

I came today..

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@mutaino hw is dat ur biz

Amaka10101: @mutaino hw is dat ur biz

Be 9ce miss itz just a harmless comment.

So let me ask the obvious: Why has no one commented on today's update?

alrite am sowie, i apologies

Alrighty then, life here goes on. It is only 6:00pm here. I go chop food.

texanomaly: Alrighty then, life here goes on. It is only 6:00pm here. I go chop food.

its a new day here 12:08A.M

Amaka10101: alrite am sowie, i apologies

God bless u.

Mutaino7: Be 9ce miss itz just a harmless comment.

madam.. Its harmful to me o.. Immediately i commented here, i left.. So, u saw my SHADOW.. Mentioning my name where I was not could implicate u in the court of law.. I've got Alibi whom I chatted with on another site, exactly the same time you claimed you saw me viewing this thread.. Should I sue you or what?

Meat you no want,fish you no want,kpomo you want,turkey you no want,chicken you no want, u say u wnt beef continue bro that can stop flow frm flowing with the man wey dey reason and if u dey vex nw man tally we go used cool you down badbelle..... [quote author=iamdjizzy][/quote]

Kasala go burst

Madawaki01: @mutai nd maestro,seah dis place resemble chat room ni?dnt derail d thread na

watch your tongue.. Miss or I'll Sue u for mis-information to public.. I'M A LAWYER BY PROFESSION{4 my dream or so I tot}

"wey my wallet?" I yelled early the next morning.

"who take my wallet?" I thundered.

I glanced at the wallpaper of Cristopher Wallace a.k.a Bigie smalls on the wall, that was when it dawned on me that i slept in the room of the Notorious BIG.

"thunder fire Bigie!!" I cursed.

"wetin happen? Wetin Bigie do?" Brainbox inquired.

"the b'astard don thief my wallet" I thundered.

As i saw Tupac came out of the bathroom, i furiously asked, "where Bigie?".

"wetin happen? Wetin him do?" Tupac asked.

"him thief my wallet as i dey sleep for night" I cried.

"nawa for Bigie oh, him guys come sleep for him room and wallet dey miss, which day him go stop to dey thief? Abi person wey do am this thing don die?" Tupac wondered.

Bigie never gave a damn whether you were his Father or his Pastor, he would still pick your pocket, but my question was; why was it that his roommate Tupac had never ever complained of him picking his pocket? Or were the both of them patners in the crime?

I was sure Tupac wasn't a pilferer like Bigie because he had always advised Bigie against stealing. The same way Bigie had always advised him against womanizing.

Pilfering was sure a more deadly disease when compared to Womanizing. Or so i tot.

"maybe him don go gamble, as we still dey sleep, i hear when him dey comot sef" Tupac informed.

"which kin gamble wey him go go gamble for early morning?" said Brainbox.

"that kin gamble, them dey call am Morning Mass" Tupac put a smile on his face, and on his head also. His glowing head.

"na for Morning Mass nahim person fit chop plenty money, and na for Morning Mass them fit chop all person money finish, guys dey even use Talley gamble for morning mass" Tupac said.

"so na my money him go use do Morning Mass abi?" I queried.

"Flow no worry, Bigie dey get luck for Morning Mass, him go chop plenty money come back, you go see" Tupac assured.

"how him go chop plenty money wey him no get Talley?" Brainbox queried.

If Man were to be a gambler, with his Talley he would for sure had been a Billionaire.

"i wonder how person wey no get Talley go chop people wey get Talley oh!" I supported Brainbox.

"make una no worry, i trust Bigie" Tupac gave us an assurance.

"my own be say make him bring my money come back, the money na 4k oh, and make him bring my wallet come back, that wallet dey important to me because them my ID card and ATM card dey there" I angrily said and left, Brainbox joined me.

On our way out, i noticed that something had left my neck, i touched my neck, and to my greatest surprise, my Gold necklace was gone, the same Gold necklace i collected from Bigie.

"i go killed Bigie if him come back" I said.

"Flow which one be say you go KILLED Bigie if him come back? Na wetin your English teacher teach you for school?" Brainbox caught my grammatical blunder.

"na your Mama be my English teacher na, you don forget" I replied.



"how them the pastor take see the mojo magazine wey you put for your bag na?" I asked Tega as we sat in Big boys cutz in the afternoon of the same day.

"Guy as i wan collect my boxers for my bag, naso the mojo magazine just fall comot for my bag, as i wan pick am naso one of the pastor just first me pick am oh" Tega narrated.

"guy no be small preaching the pastor preach for Tega and Opopo oh" said Snoop.

They both really needed not only preaching but Deliverance from the spirit of g'ayism.

Mojo is not an Idoma name, it is said to refer to a p'orn magazine.

"guys make una see Sadin and Bread chop oh" Brainbox offered.

"where you see this kin plenty Sadin and Bread?" Baba jay asked.

"i thief am" Brainbox replied.

I ate the Bread and Sadin hastily because i was sharing a loaf with the ravenous Baba jay. Infact, i practically swallowed it without chewing.

I thought Brainbox was just kidding when he said he stole the Bread and Sadin, i never knew he actually stole it until i heard; "walahi! I go cut person head, who thief my wife Bread and Sadin".

"my wife say one of una thief Bread and Sadin for her shop, which of una thief am?" Haruna thundered with a cutlass in his hand. A very sharp cutlass.


"na Flow thief am" Brainbox pointed at me.

Before i could say; "no be me thief am oh", Haruna raised his hand up wanting to bisect my head.




"what greater love than this, for Flow to die for his friend Brainbox" A voice in my head said.


I was two seconds to hitting my Tombstone.




Two seconds to six feet down.



Two seconds to kissing the skies.

The fear of Brainbox is the Begining of wisdom

Ibo boi wey dy fear hausa man

4kizo: Ibo boi wey dy fear hausa man

Hihihihihihihhi! Another title in the making I guess

walayi Bigie name supose be Obata ofuo

Soma Naeto: walayi Bigie name supose be Obata ofuo

Meaning?

Holding my breath again. You go kill me O.

flow1759:

Meaning?

"Obata Ofuo" is mostly used for kleptomaniacs meaning; "O bata"(when he enters or if he comes in) "Ofuo"(something gets lost or disappears)

flow1759:

Meaning?

when ever he enters a place, something gets missing...

I've finally caught up with you guys after almost one week after I stumbled on this thread,and I must confess it has been very entertaining.@Flow,your story is captivating and I say more grease to your elbows. Let me run along to start reading the barrack boy thread.

Ezeebube2:

"Obata Ofuo" is mostly used for kleptomaniacs meaning; "O bata"(when he enters or if he comes in) "Ofuo"(something gets lost or disappears)

Gbam!

FLOW u dey madt gan o, i dey laff so tey water commot 4 my eye, even piss comot 4 my prick... Make i go shower cum change ma boxer gan xef..... I laff n almost slumped.

T gold: FLOW u dey madt gan o, i dey laff so tey water commot 4 my eye, even piss comot 4 my prick... Make i go shower cum change ma boxer gan xef..... I laff n almost slumped.

easy o

Psaalmuel:
easy o

tnx jawe samuel.... D guy na dope