carujmonella:
LOOOOOOOLLLL.. Reserving space when you no smell 1111?. Who you dey reserve am for?. Spirits?. Lol



No be only J, what of SBEN?. Lol.. What page 1111 caused. Playah landed on 1112 with his "J". Lol


Screaming yea not knowing it's page 1112. Loling


Lol.. Using "I" to book space but yet lands on 1112. The struggle was real



The same DOT that helped others landed him on page 1112 .



Using the name of the lord in vain. LoL



This made me laugh so hard I nearly cried



My brother blames seun for being a lastma!! . I can picture an elderly woman wailing "No OOOOOOOO" ina nollywood movie. Lol.. Memories!!

IyawoTM:

C as Poki babe vex for background, press leave am face Dillish....my dear e no easy to become millionaire in 3 months...

@nomzyj:

@BigBroAfrica @Melvin0duah &
@beverly_Osu refused 2 take pix with
fans in #Calabar claimin celebs
don't do that. What's ur take #
MelandBev

@Melvin0duah:


Wat do u gain from spreading false
information?

@Taiwo528:


@Melvin0duah dats just a big fat lie.
They didn't refuse. They ain't dat
kind of people. Fvck whateva he
say's

IyawoTM:


Oga sorry o...I like you
I meant as per love, and relationship levels

IyawoTM:


Minus the shoe too...lmao
But even on top dat even if dem dash me Bimp with d 300gs I no go collect. He was nice, but cunny and boring.
Melvin was the all around ish in the gentleman dept.

IyawoTM:

I know say Uti be Selly's MC, but which levels come be dis one? okay o....
Na so something dey start

IyawoTM:


Sorry nah, I no mean say like that. My papa, and last and only bom boy of the house(27 yr old) wey dey and be Yankee citizen, na confirm FAIR ajebutta. I just meant as per relationship levels. I rof all my fair guy friends
...just never tot to marry them

Fallacy of conclusion *shoots her again*

*shoots her again*

*shoots her some more*

Sorry, too.

Now we dey 4: Njokusboy, your bro, your dad and Jekyll. You no fit escape.

IyawoTM:

Elikem bring bike to carry people ni...for airport?

Lmao. Na only Pokello ein con carry ni. The rest can board keke.

Who cares?

Agbgift:





Oh yes! Minus he shoe. That he shoe eh, if e lost for nigeria here,e go fit locate Bimp go Ethiopia on e own.
*Bimp is boring sha, but can blend when one brings out d vibe in him.

Rotflmao @highlighted. Lady, why evils naa?

*Hmmmm... How you take know? You sure say Bimp no dey your room right now?

C'est moi:

Didnt mean to use the name of our Lord in vain.I was just shocked and pained beyond words.Hian!

Loooool. Confession noni.

Jekyll & Hyde:


Rotflmao @highlighted. Lady, why evils naa?

*Hmmmm... How you take know? You sure say Bimp no dey your room right now?

anitank: So these people have nothing else to do rather than running from country to country, taking pictures and posting on any available social media? I thought some of them were in school while others had businesses before bba

IyawoTM:

The pain of missing 1000 was and is my motivational factor to claim every other plot of land especially that 1111...

Agbgift:




My thought exactly. If such thing happen, I pity selly bf becos the guy nor match for where uti they. Handsome, height, cash wise na uti carry am.

GH KWAME:

Hey! Watch it! It is Uti I pity because he is no match for Selly's bf when is comes to looks, height, cash and konji.

toxxxxxxx:

Thanks.are maria and dillish coming for Bev's birthdy.

njokusboy:

Issokai, atleast no babe don tell me say I no dey do becos u fair.. Babes always say they don't lyk fair bois until they meet one, u surely cannot bounce a nice dude becos he is fair nah plus OGA TM don already catch u with him net, FOR LIFE... So no loss

Looool. You ehn.

IyawoTM:

Abeg go.

IyawoTM:

Tnx for the tip!

No worries. You're welcome. Glad I could be of help.

IyawoTM:


OMG...did I really write all dis
C wetin page 1111 cause...haba
Meant it and still mean it though


I was office alone, n I was shaking. My body calm after I enter that page 1111, den a minute later I was on the floor and laffing with tears and a hooked rib...e good to b oga o. I thank God for that personal office...

Jekyll & Hyde:


*Shoots her and apologizes to Oga TM*

spade:

Sorry, I just had to come out of hibernation to say "WHAAAAT!!?" Did you just say "height"?
Are we talking about the Praye guy here? As in, the shorter of the brooms?

*faints*

spade:

Sorry, I just had to come out of hibernation to say "WHAAAAT!!?" Did you just say "height"?
Are we talking about the Praye guy here? As in, the shorter of the brooms?

*faints*

spade:

Sorry, I just had to come out of hibernation to say "WHAAAAT!!?" Did you just say "height"?
Are we talking about the Praye guy here? As in, the shorter of the brooms?

*faints*

C'est moi:
This thread has given me a wonderful friend.Don't ask me who.

See you. If we con ask you, nko?

Mtcheew. Who's interested sef?
















I am. Abeg, who be the person?

waxdude:
that means ur a fair guy right

Agbgift:








Ah! Correct guy. Bimp dey with me. Na me win all the ladies here yesterday wey dey contest Bimp with me,