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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:15pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
ochon: Cest moi my crush, please don't hold back, start anything with me
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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:31pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
lmtm:thanks dear am cool and trying to prepare for service see you in 2014 |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 7:33pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
dre11:Sleeping week ke,nooo. I had a busy week infact very stressful. I just got back to spend the new year here so i will be able to relax. I don't go out much. |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:34pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
I think i'm in love for real. I'm in love with a girl named Jourdan Dunn. And I believe I am going to make her my wife cuz LWD knows *licks lips*. No words Just check her out. Pic below
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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:38pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
dre11: Oh yes that's true!! Dec 31st church service in Nigeria |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
lertee:whoa! Never knew your wk was stressful just that sleep during the new year looks ackward to me Anyway its your take so you an introvert just like to keep to yahself |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all > gracias. 3 Likes |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:42pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated:you rite man its always the family tradition and i grow to know it i will also pass it to ma kids |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:44pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
tunbebes: sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all > gracias.whoa! A new year resolution gud to see you joining the crew happy new year in advance 1 Like |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 7:46pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
tunbebes: sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all > gracias.Hi,your first post since registering though . Happy new year in advance . Welcome to the family. 2 Likes |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:48pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated: I think i'm in love for real. I'm in love with a girl named Jourdan Dunn. And I believe I am going to make her my wife cuz LWD knows *licks lips*.hahahaha! My Reinc is in xxxx em! Lovely face, clean and flawless just admiring oooooooooo |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 7:50pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
PLS HOW DO I CHECK PIX AND HOW DO I UPLOAD ONE AND TAKE IT OFF. IM A LEARNER OOO. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 7:52pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
lertee:YEA...I FORGOT MA P/WORD |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:54pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
tunbebes: sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all > gracias. awww. look at my fans . i'm just messing with you. Thank you |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:59pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
dre11: That's my future wife so take ya time . But, shae you dey feel am ba? Ahhh MY GWDDDDDDD!!! I'm in love!!!! She's a british fashion model so its going to be hard but taaa, I must find a way to know her |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 8:00pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
tunbebes: PLS HOW DO I CHECK PIX AND HOW DO I UPLOAD ONE AND TAKE IT OFF. IM A LEARNER OOO. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIf you wish to upload on your profile, Go to edit profile Select file not more than 200kb Upload. But if you want to upload to as a reply, Choose file not less than 200kb Then click submit with a smiley or any word or letter. |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
tunbebes: PLS HOW DO I CHECK PIX AND HOW DO I UPLOAD ONE AND TAKE IT OFF. IM A LEARNER OOO. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Now you're talking . |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated:Lol.. |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:02pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
lertee: Also, if the file is more than 200kb, then you can optimize it on this site http://www.imageoptimizer.net/Pages/Home.aspx |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:03pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
lertee: Oh wait, you guyz thought I knew her for real or what . How don't you know Jourdan Dunn? She's pretty famous |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:08pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 8:10pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated:She looks older than 23, i just checked her profile,she was born in 1990..she looks a bit younger in d tattoo pix though. Good luck in your search for her..
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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:14pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
lertee: Damn check her out . Yeah! I thought she was like 26. When I saw 23 eh it was like Christmas again!! I just heard she's on her way to the state I just left |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:16pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Tunbebes we are waiting for the pic Still waiting.. im the only here.. that's the best time |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:49pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Jeez whaere's omanik i had almost forgotten |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 8:59pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated: Tunbebes we are waiting for the pic Its up Rein |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 8:59pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated: Jeez whaere's omanik i had almost forgottenshe left without a word Maybe she changed her profile *just assuming ooooo* |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 9:02pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated:Reinc oh Reinc i go roooovvvveeeeeeeee ooooooo |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 9:10pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reincarnated:good luck on your chase atleast the chase ended in August and if you are about to start your own .......... then thats good nobody is holding you back just inform me when you get the prize ooooo |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 9:15pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Cest moi and luzdear i cee yah cest that a lovely pix of yah you look take away |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 9:20pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Reinc...Going! Going!! Going!!! Gone!!!! |
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:22pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Hello peasants and peasantesses, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, fellaz and wivez, it's been a wonderful year, filled with mild fights, subtle jabs, hook-ups and breakups, all kinds of zoning, heartbreaks, friendships e.t.c. It's been one helluva ride. So to appreciate y'all, especially King Ochon for protecting the safety of this nook, we at the RELATIONSHIPS SEXPERTS FIRM [/b]will like to announce that we'll be giving a whooping 90% discount to any threadmate that patronizes us. I know all of y'all might be wondering what we do at [b]RELATIONSHIPS SEXPERTS FIRM(RSF), wondering "what the fúck is RSF?". Well, in RSF, we basically build relationship from the scratch. We mend broken relationship. Even when there's no sign of relationship or no hope of any, our highly recommended, quality, top notch "sexperts" have the supersonic abilities and brains to generate one. Even those that wants to be FWKB(friends with kissing benefits(reinc and SOM) ), FWB(friends with benefits), or wanna improve their "bedmatics" skills, will all be catered for in our firm/institute.. We boast of a 98% successful relationship mended rate(SRMR). Whereas other firms can't you give 30% SRMR. We've been able to hook up jay-z and beyonce, jekyll and ella, tabh and LIPsy, SOM and spade, GEJ and PEJ, obama and michelle, rooney and his wife, coleen and a host of other countless celebrity relationships and dating and marriage. With us, you don't have to fear the virus of FRIENDZONING. We've sexperts, headed by two of our very best, King Ochon and King Reinc. Many years of getting ochonged, friendzoned, brotherzoned, siggy zoned(reinc ), no-hope-zoned,betrayedzoned both offline and online, have toughened this two Kings up and gave them an indepth knowledge of the disease called REINjection and also how make relationships successful. IyawoTm is also one of our client . Now in the spirit of xmas, we'll give out one lecture for the NO-HOPE-ZONED amongst us like dre11, GOM and dannyxy. Lwkmd. Buwhahahahahaha . To show 'em how to make a girl love you. How to make a SUPERFLAKIE(shy lady), become a LMTM(open up and chat with you) Now, we've a case study, one of your very own, the EARBROW peasant called Njokusboy. . You see, since this guy's life, he's never crushed before. He flirted and chased gurls up and down like a he-goat on heat, (lwkmd) he never knew what fallen in love with an online character was like. He disbelieved in such theory. To him, it was non-existent, vague. All these changed when a surreal power of love/crush hit our loyal kwasia peasant called nokusboy . He fell for Lertee but the problem is that, this useless peasant didn't how to woo her, to avoid her ochonging him and also after boasting of "I don't crush" . So he came to us, reinc and King Ochon, for help. And like the caring Kings we're, we decided to help his sorry behind. So we monitored lertee, her behavourial pattern, the she posts and most especially, her likes. Now listen up "NO HOPES"(dre11, GOM, dannyxy and co) , the best way to get into you crush's heart is to know what she likes. Her likes and dislikes, from there, you can have a better chance of breaking her barriers. . E.g, when toyintomato came to meet us, we told him, SOM a.k.a Miss Ogbuefi hates uptight guys, but he didn't listen, instead he was chasing reinc. Lwkmd. Before he could know what is happening, "the has long sailed", meaning SOM had become addicted to psychedelia and my nigga weeped . So armed with our lesson, njokusboy, made the first and BOLD move. Emphasis on "bold". You see, ladies love confident guys, guys that ain't scared to protect them and showcase 'em to the world. That's why lekpalicious chose reinc before ochonging him. Lwkmd . Reinc no vex, but I have to say the truth. . So as I was yarning, njoku made the BOLD move below ↓↓↓↓ njokusboy:The words were so on point that toyintomato began tripping for him. . Lmao ToyinDipo: @Njoku, your poem can make any feminine lady slip and fall in love, I read it and I tripped. When he made that move, he was doubting the potency of our skills and he wrote njokusboy: So like a sexpert I am, I told him lalaosky: She's just shy, man up but the useless peasant lost hope when lertee replied his epistle with. Just "awwww" and then he complained to lertee, asking if only "awww" is what she can say. Telling her "so you ochonged me". Lwkmd. And attacked me saying njokusboy: U slimy lizard, u knew dis was gonna happen nd u kept pushing abi I go poison u....But as an experienced sexpert, I retorted, encouraging him that we never fail to deliver with the below lalaosky: He then mailed us offline, ranting and raving but King reinc would have none of it and told him Reinc: sharap there this bloddy peasant. All these peasant around me, I'm a you king. Ochon: kwasia reinc mumu, advice him jor, you are here shouting peasant this, peasant that. mtcheeewwww. Reinc: earbrow, you have to trust us. Our services are well known, it never fails. So the peasant was now full of confidence and wrote below njokusboy:Lwkmd. Buwahahahah So I chipped as with my expertise lalaosky: And like all ladies that love confident guys, lertee fell dangerously in love with him and confessed and even blew the peasant a kiss lertee: The earbrow lord nearly fall my hand by hyperventilating cos of a kiss, but I forgave him cos I know how love dazes us all njokusboy: But I had to caution him and tell to be on his toes before he slips up lalaosky: Now, you see, the problem with all these NO-hope zoned like dre11 is that they ain't versatile. That's why superflakie got tired of "do you have a thing" ish dre11 was usuing to break her shell. Lwkmd. So being an expert in this, I told switch to another hobby of lertee, which is her love for novels. In case you didn't know. Njokusboy have never read all those novels that he was saying. We told him to lie, just to make lertee fall for him. He was like "but she won't forgive me if she finds out" and reinc told him Reinc: mtcheeeeewww . Useless peasant. Shin shin, you don't know. You don't know shingbain. . Haven't you heard of "if you have never lied to your woman, you don't love her"?. Ochon: I tire for this earbrow. Don't question us goddamit!!. Do as we commanded, this earbrow peasant . So the peasant switched to novels and lertee fell for it,, see below lertee: njokusboy: So lertee my beloved, my oasis in the desert of life, my blue aPple, we need a rendezvouz, u nd I, where in dis world do u fancy?? njokusboy: At point, when njoku was breaking her shell, she became shy. Awwww... Now fellaz, when a lady is shy to look you in the eye, it means she's almost fallen, a lil "push" and she's all yours and also give her confidence too like we told Mr earbrow lertee: njokusboy: Awwww. Love nwantiti. *sniffs*. Now the NO-HOPE zoned, always remember that the LIPsy's will always try to discourage you. The LIPsy's are those that are tripping for a gurl you want but lack the confidence to talk to her, like KsliP . See below Kslib:LWKMD. Papa ostrich too wicked But njoku did fear, cos he's gotten lertee where he wanted her, so he kept up the novel chat even though he has read none of them. Lwkmd njokusboy: Now as I lectured you guys earlier, don't dwell on one subject, know what the lady wants and use it to break her shell. So when njoku ran outta ideas, he consulted me and reinc and we told "she loves Man Utd", attack her from there, she go go gberekete" and the peasant attacked sharparly. See below njokusboy: lertee: njokusboy: Lertee, when u re ready to go to bed, lemme know... And then King ochon stepped to bless the union and cement the legacy of NJOTEE lalaosky: Njokusboy ---- man utd fan So you see, all those OCHONGED and REINJECTEEs, don't fret, patronize KING OCHON AND KING REINC and y'all lives will never remain the same Mail us @ KingOhcon@peasantreinc.com. Happy new year in advance E-Fam 7 Likes |
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