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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:15pm On Dec 31, 2013
ochon: Cest moi my crush, please don't hold back, start anything with me

Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:31pm On Dec 31, 2013
lmtm:
Dre baba,what's up with you. Happy new year in advance smiley.
thanks dear wink
am cool and trying to prepare for service

see you in 2014
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 7:33pm On Dec 31, 2013
dre11:
sleeping ehe!........... not again embarassed
thats what you said you did tro the week na smiley
why not go out dear wink

Ok! If no body to keep you in company tell me oooo undecided
i will just come to Abj because of you grin

*hope i didn't tresspass*
as you look forward to a fullfill new year, i pray it come to pass and your dreams becomes a reality.

*Joor loki awon ore na........ abi o ki jade ni*
Sleeping week ke,nooo. I had a busy week infact very stressful. I just got back to spend the new year here so i will be able to relax.
I don't go out much.
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:34pm On Dec 31, 2013
I think i'm in love for real. I'm in love with a girl named Jourdan Dunn. And I believe I am going to make her my wife cuz LWD knows *licks lips*.


No words








Just check her out.



















Pic below

Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:38pm On Dec 31, 2013
dre11:
thanks dear wink
am cool and trying to prepare for service

see you in 2014

Oh yes that's true!! Dec 31st church service in Nigeria cool cool cool
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2013
lertee:
Sleeping week ke,nooo. I had a busy week infact very stressful. I just got back to spend the new year here so i will be able to relax.
I don't go out much.
whoa!
Never knew your wk was stressful undecided
just that sleep during the new year looks ackward to me
Anyway its your take

so you an introvert
just like to keep to yahself
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2013
sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all smiley> gracias.

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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:42pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated:

Oh yes that's true!! Dec 31st church service in Nigeria cool cool cool
you rite man
its always the family tradition and i grow to know it

i will also pass it to ma kids gringrin
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:44pm On Dec 31, 2013
tunbebes: sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all smiley> gracias.
whoa!
A new year resolution undecided
gud to see you joining the crew

happy new year in advance cool

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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 7:46pm On Dec 31, 2013
tunbebes: sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all smiley> gracias.
Hi,your first post since registering though undecided undecided.
Happy new year in advance grin. Welcome to the family.

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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 7:48pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated: I think i'm in love for real. I'm in love with a girl named Jourdan Dunn. And I believe I am going to make her my wife cuz LWD knows *licks lips*.


No words








Just check her out.



















Pic below











hahahaha!
My Reinc is in xxxx

em! Lovely face, clean and flawless tongue
just admiring oooooooooo
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 7:50pm On Dec 31, 2013
PLS HOW DO I CHECK PIX AND HOW DO I UPLOAD ONE AND TAKE IT OFF. IM A LEARNER OOO. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP wink
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 7:52pm On Dec 31, 2013
lertee:
Hi,your first post since registering though undecided undecided.
Happy new year in advance grin. Welcome to the family.
YEA...I FORGOT MA P/WORD
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:54pm On Dec 31, 2013
tunbebes: sup peepz? bin following dis thread since day1 as a guest. ochon and rein...love ya loadz. u make ma day alwayz. dre and his boo abgift.,som and her boo spade,dannyxy,njokusboi and lertee his boo...tanx u all smiley> gracias.


awww. look at my fans grin. i'm just messing with you. Thank you
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 7:59pm On Dec 31, 2013
dre11:
hahahaha!
My Reinc is in xxxx

em! Lovely face, clean and flawless tongue
just admiring oooooooooo

That's my future wife so take ya time angry. But, shae you dey feel am ba? Ahhh MY GWDDDDDDD!!! I'm in love!!!! She's a british fashion model so its going to be hard but taaa, I must find a way to know her
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 8:00pm On Dec 31, 2013
tunbebes: PLS HOW DO I CHECK PIX AND HOW DO I UPLOAD ONE AND TAKE IT OFF. IM A LEARNER OOO. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP wink
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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2013
tunbebes: PLS HOW DO I CHECK PIX AND HOW DO I UPLOAD ONE AND TAKE IT OFF. IM A LEARNER OOO. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP wink

Now you're talking grin.
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated:

That's my future wife so take ya time angry. But, shae you dey feel am ba? Ahhh MY GWDDDDDDD!!! I'm in love!!!! She's a british fashion model so its going to be hard but taaa, I must find a way to know her
Lol.. undecided
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Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:03pm On Dec 31, 2013
lertee:
Lol.. undecided

Oh wait, you guyz thought I knew her for real or what undecided grin grin. How don't you know Jourdan Dunn? She's pretty famous
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:08pm On Dec 31, 2013
kiss kiss

Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 8:10pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated:

Oh wait, you guyz thought I knew her for real or what undecided grin grin. How don't you know Jourdan Dunn? She's pretty famous
She looks older than 23, i just checked her profile,she was born in 1990..she looks a bit younger in d tattoo pix though. Good luck in your search for her..dreamloverboy

Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:14pm On Dec 31, 2013
lertee:
She looks older than 23, i just checked her profile,she was born in 1990..she looks a bit younger in d tattoo pix though. Good luck in your search for her..dreamloverboy

Damn check her out cool cool kiss kiss.


Yeah! I thought she was like 26. When I saw 23 eh grin grin it was like Christmas again!!

I just heard she's on her way to the state I just left cry
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:16pm On Dec 31, 2013
Tunbebes we are waiting for the pic wink




Still waiting.. im the only here.. that's the best time cheesy
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Reincarnated(m): 8:49pm On Dec 31, 2013
Jeez whaere's omanik undecided i had almost forgotten
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 8:59pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated: Tunbebes we are waiting for the pic wink
Ts up Rein



Still waiting.. im the only here.. that's the best time cheesy

Its up Rein
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 8:59pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated: Jeez whaere's omanik undecided i had almost forgotten
she left without a word
Maybe she changed her profile *just assuming ooooo*
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 9:02pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated:

Damn check her out cool cool kiss kiss.


Yeah! I thought she was like 26. When I saw 23 eh grin grin it was like Christmas again!!

I just heard she's on her way to the state I just left cry
Reinc oh Reinc
i go roooovvvveeeeeeeee ooooooo
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 9:10pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reincarnated:

That's my future wife so take ya time angry. But, shae you dey feel am ba? Ahhh MY GWDDDDDDD!!! I'm in love!!!! She's a british fashion model so its going to be hard but taaa, I must find a way to know her
good luck on your chase grin

atleast the chase ended in August and if you are about to start your own .......... then thats good

nobody is holding you back
just inform me when you get the prize ooooo undecided
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by dre11(m): 9:15pm On Dec 31, 2013
Cest moi and luzdear
i cee yah

cest that a lovely pix of yah
you look take away grin
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by tunbebes(f): 9:20pm On Dec 31, 2013
Reinc...Going! Going!! Going!!! Gone!!!!
Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:22pm On Dec 31, 2013
Hello peasants and peasantesses, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, fellaz and wivez, it's been a wonderful year, filled with mild fights, subtle jabs, hook-ups and breakups, all kinds of zoning, heartbreaks, friendships e.t.c. It's been one helluva ride. So to appreciate y'all, especially King Ochon for protecting the safety of this nook, we at the RELATIONSHIPS SEXPERTS FIRM [/b]will like to announce that we'll be giving a whooping 90% discount to any threadmate that patronizes us.

I know all of y'all might be wondering what we do at [b]RELATIONSHIPS SEXPERTS FIRM(RSF)
, wondering "what the fúck is RSF?". Well, in RSF, we basically build relationship from the scratch. We mend broken relationship. Even when there's no sign of relationship or no hope of any, our highly recommended, quality, top notch "sexperts" have the supersonic abilities and brains to generate one. Even those that wants to be FWKB(friends with kissing benefits(reinc and SOM) cheesy), FWB(friends with benefits), or wanna improve their "bedmatics" skills, will all be catered for in our firm/institute.. We boast of a 98% successful relationship mended rate(SRMR). Whereas other firms can't you give 30% SRMR. We've been able to hook up jay-z and beyonce, jekyll and ella, tabh and LIPsy, SOM and spade, GEJ and PEJ, obama and michelle, rooney and his wife, coleen and a host of other countless celebrity relationships and dating and marriage.


With us, you don't have to fear the virus of FRIENDZONING. We've sexperts, headed by two of our very best, King Ochon and King Reinc. Many years of getting ochonged, friendzoned, brotherzoned, siggy zoned(reinc grin ), no-hope-zoned,betrayedzoned both offline and online, have toughened this two Kings up and gave them an indepth knowledge of the disease called REINjection and also how make relationships successful. IyawoTm is also one of our client grin. Now in the spirit of xmas, we'll give out one lecture for the NO-HOPE-ZONED amongst us like dre11, GOM and dannyxy. Lwkmd. Buwhahahahahaha grin. To show 'em how to make a girl love you. How to make a SUPERFLAKIE(shy lady), become a LMTM(open up and chat with you) winkwink grin

Now, we've a case study, one of your very own, the EARBROW peasant called Njokusboy. grin. You see, since this guy's life, he's never crushed before. He flirted and chased gurls up and down like a he-goat on heat, gringrin (lwkmd) he never knew what fallen in love with an online character was like. He disbelieved in such theory. To him, it was non-existent, vague. All these changed when a surreal power of love/crush hit our loyal kwasia peasant called nokusboy grin. He fell for Lertee but the problem is that, this useless peasant didn't how to woo her, to avoid her ochonging him and also after boasting of "I don't crush" grin. So he came to us, reinc and King Ochon, for help. And like the caring Kings we're, we decided to help his sorry behind. grin

So we monitored lertee, her behavourial pattern, the she posts and most especially, her likes. Now listen up "NO HOPES"(dre11, GOM, dannyxy and co) grin, the best way to get into you crush's heart is to know what she likes. Her likes and dislikes, from there, you can have a better chance of breaking her barriers. grin. E.g, when toyintomato came to meet us, we told him, SOM a.k.a Miss Ogbuefi hates uptight guys, but he didn't listen, instead he was chasing reinc. Lwkmd. Before he could know what is happening, "the has long sailed", meaning SOM had become addicted to psychedelia grin and my nigga weeped gringrin. So armed with our lesson, njokusboy, made the first and BOLD move. Emphasis on "bold". You see, ladies love confident guys, guys that ain't scared to protect them and showcase 'em to the world. That's why lekpalicious chose reinc before ochonging him. Lwkmd gringrin. Reinc no vex, but I have to say the truth. gringrin. So as I was yarning, njoku made the BOLD move below ↓↓↓↓
njokusboy:

Yeah, I have a confession, don't take it personal, ever since I heard ur name "leeterfa".... Sounds lyk l the name of a character in one of maya angelous poems,, since then, I have been unable to rest my head, a million butterflies dance to skelewu in my stomach anytym I come across ur post on nairaland, sumtin tells me u are my ticket to heaven, in ur embrace, I am destined to lose my mind, I involuntarily dedicated my first ever love poem to you, my sweet bar of chocolate, it is titled, "latifah, love".. I am not usually romantic but you have captured my soul, out of d thousand words dancing in my head as I type this, I sincerely cannot find one suitable enough to describe the magnitude of my affection for you, my heart misses a thousand beat for you, am so scared I might get a cardiac arrest... Don't leave me in the lurch, pls don't let me wither in the cold, I'd be waiting patiently, in dis dark and lonely room, as my heart gets fainter, pls come and save me from this web of emotional pandemonium, I implore.... U re the best,u know, my sincere quest, on whose behest I kneel, place ur hand on my chest and let me rest, that in ur heart, I may no longer be a guest....
The words were so on point that toyintomato began tripping for him. shockedshockedshocked gringrin. Lmao

ToyinDipo: @Njoku, your poem can make any feminine lady slip and fall in love, I read it and I tripped.

When he made that move, he was doubting the potency of our skills and he wrote
njokusboy:
If dis tin no work ehn, I go kill u.. Aswear

So like a sexpert I am, I told him
lalaosky: She's just shy, man up angry

but the useless peasant lost hope when lertee replied his epistle with. Just "awwww" grin and then he complained to lertee, asking if only "awww" is what she can say. Telling her "so you ochonged me". Lwkmd. And attacked me saying
njokusboy: U slimy lizard, u knew dis was gonna happen nd u kept pushing abi I go poison u....
All hope is not lost sha,
But as an experienced sexpert, I retorted, encouraging him that we never fail to deliver with the below
lalaosky:
Kwaaaaaaaaa!! grin I swear, ayam innocent. I didn't know, but don't give up. Like spade said, no gurl is taken till she's married. If you play your card well, you can still break her shell wink

He then mailed us offline, ranting and raving but King reinc would have none of it and told him

Reinc: sharap there this bloddy peasant. All these peasant around me, I'm a you king.

Ochon: kwasia reinc mumu, advice him jor, you are here shouting peasant this, peasant that.
mtcheeewwww.

Reinc: earbrow, you have to trust us. Our services are well known, it never fails.

So the peasant was now full of confidence and wrote below grin
njokusboy:

Don't worry bro, dat was not a love poem, dat was just a tip, the love poem is coming soon..... No be only her shell I go break, I go break her vertebral column.. If she no gree, I go drink rat poison...
Better begin beg her to accept oh, else person go die... If u want me to die, u know wat to do...
Lwkmd. Buwahahahah grin

So I chipped as with my expertise cool
lalaosky:

Now you're talking!!. Chicks dig confident dudes. Dudes that can protect them in the time of adversities like this smiley. There's light at the end of the tunnel if you keep this up wink

Thank me later wink

And like all ladies that love confident guys, lertee fell dangerously in love with him grin and confessed grin and even blew the peasant a kiss grin
lertee:
Are you scared? I like the poem,it has small romance in it and it got me wooow.
Don't mind anybody o,i dey kampe for you. kiss

The earbrow lord nearly fall my hand by hyperventilating cos of a kiss, but I forgave him cos I know how love dazes us all grin
njokusboy:

Is dat a kiss?
Choi, cold shivers are running down my spine lyk ryt now....
But dat name though, NJOTEE?

But I had to caution him and tell to be on his toes before he slips up
lalaosky:

Calm down. Don't buckle under love pressure wink

Show off your cool aura and confidence. It's nothing bad, love has a way of wowing us. When you recover, attack Lamido (lertee) using AVV( my advice) winkwink

Now, you see, the problem with all these NO-hope zoned like dre11 is that they ain't versatile. That's why superflakie got tired of "do you have a thing" ish dre11 was usuing to break her shell. Lwkmd. So being an expert in this, I told switch to another hobby of lertee, which is her love for novels. In case you didn't know. Njokusboy have never read all those novels that he was saying. We told him to lie, just to make lertee fall for him. He was like "but she won't forgive me if she finds out" and reinc told him

Reinc: mtcheeeeewww undecided. Useless peasant. Shin shin, you don't know. You don't know shingbain. grin. Haven't you heard of "if you have never lied to your woman, you don't love her"?.

Ochon: I tire for this earbrow. Don't question us goddamit!!. Do as we commanded, this earbrow peasant angry.

So the peasant switched to novels and lertee fell for it,, see below grin
lertee:
Lol
I hope you had a good day,mine was fine. I was going to ask you,have you read "sons of Hamas?
njokusboy: So lertee my beloved, my oasis in the desert of life, my blue aPple, we need a rendezvouz, u nd I, where in dis world do u fancy??

njokusboy:

Nah, but I'd love to, what is it about


At point, when njoku was breaking her shell, she became shy. Awwww... Now fellaz, when a lady is shy to look you in the eye, it means she's almost fallen, a lil "push" and she's all yours and also give her confidence too like we told Mr earbrow grin
lertee:
Lol,i am shy smiley
njokusboy:

Don't be, with me u don't need to be shy, am here for you...

Sounds interesting , I'd like to read it, hope I'd be able to find it.. These books can be scarce, I remember when I was looking for genesis code, I checked almost all the shops in town b4 I finally got it...


Awwww. Love nwantiti. *sniffs*. grin
Now the NO-HOPE zoned, always remember that the LIPsy's will always try to discourage you. The LIPsy's are those that are tripping for a gurl you want but lack the confidence to talk to her, like KsliP grin. See below
Kslib:
See this one!! You're just some minutes inside the jungle called 'love' and you don begin see 'blue apple'.. I sure say if lertee blow aother kiss, you go see yeloow coconut.. Wake-up!!
LWKMD. Papa ostrich too wicked grin

But njoku did fear, cos he's gotten lertee where he wanted her, so he kept up the novel chat even though he has read none of them. Lwkmd grin
njokusboy:

The mafia manager? Havnt read dat either, just give me ur word, dat they are both tight nd I'd go looking for dem... U know nah, for u, I'd swim the nile, wrestle a wild boar, eat a monkey brain....

Now as I lectured you guys earlier, don't dwell on one subject, know what the lady wants and use it to break her shell. So when njoku ran outta ideas, he consulted me and reinc and we told "she loves Man Utd", attack her from there, she go go gberekete" grin and the peasant attacked sharparly. See below
njokusboy:

My sunshine, are u also a fan of manchester united? Choi, this union was blessed in heaven

lertee:
Mafia's manager a small book on business and day to day managerial activities,it only opens one heart to the Machiavelli principle. I only read the review,i am yet to read the book. It is just a small book,it cant be more than 120 pages.


Yes i am a man United fan,are you? grin
njokusboy: Lertee, when u re ready to go to bed, lemme know...


And then King ochon stepped to bless the union and cement the legacy of NJOTEE grin
lalaosky: Njokusboy ---- man utd fan

Lerteefat ----- man utd fan


KING lalaosky ----- man utd fan(the match-maker) smiley


A match made in heaven


NJOTEE for life mehn smiley

So you see, all those OCHONGED and REINJECTEEs, don't fret, patronize KING OCHON AND KING REINC and y'all lives will never remain the same coolcool



Mail us @ KingOhcon@peasantreinc.com. grin



Happy new year in advance E-Fam grin

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