01emek: Uduak don enter one chance! (spread my mat under a mango tree,drink from a bottle of kunu,waiting for iduwa update)

urinates on his head from d top of d mango tree

The Rock, i must confess u're really rocking dis section. I doff my hat for you boss.
Do me a great favour by reading my story titled Teenage love naivety.
U're the boss here.
Signed : d9ty7

D9ty7: The Rock, i must confess u're really rocking dis section. I doff my hat for you boss.
Do me a great favour by reading my story titled Teenage love naivety.
U're the boss here.
Signed : d9ty7

Uhm... No link?
While peter's die hard fans slept, d9ty7 took Peter away.

Rock na Night shift u dey?

DEDICATED TO DANIEL

MR BLEEPER
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"Uduak the toilet chopper"

Ab hailed me as he saw me the next day in school, the news quickly went round my class of how i ate inside a toilet. I was being laughed at but since the food could not be revised out of my stomach i managed the mockery.

"Na wetin we get na?" I asked him.

"We get English but the man no dey?" Ab said as i breathed a sign of relief, i was glad that he was not there to get me again.

"thinnng, shhp..."

Were the sounds coming out of my apkaco Nokia phone. I was playing snake game(am a legend in that game with a high score of 7500, till date i have not seen somebody that has broken that record) in the class while others made naughty noises.

Ss2 class was next to ours so we could hear them recieving their lessons, i heard them complaining about something but the game did not allow me to hear what they were saying until i heard the teacher's voice.

"Who is playing game in this class?" A bold voice spoke as our class all froze as the once noisy arena turned to a grave yard.

"I say who is playing that snake game?" the man repeated more angrily this time.

Still everywhere was silent.

"So all of you are deaf and dumbs isnt?" He said.

Still no answer.

"Oya all of you come out and kneel under the sun" The teacher commanded.

Still no one moved, he was so ashamed that he just gave us a stern warning and went back to his class. The man must be high, he was too naughty to tell us to come kneel outside. We were the foundation of the school and an example to our Juniors so what respect would we have had if that we did according to his command. But i was glad that no-one pointed me out or else it would have been a great tradegy on my part.

As soon as the man turn to go the class returned back to noise making mood like we were remote controlled. The Blue Film watchers continued their act, the gossipers resumed and me the phone presser/game player resumed but this time i put off the volume.

"Kai Peter, you and game eh, you would die one day" A sweet voice spoke from my back.

No girl had bothered talking to me in that class except if taunt them so dating any of them was a distant memory, i only behaved myself like a gentle boy.

I turned to see one of the most beautiful damsel i had been admiring for long, she was just a little taller than me, i had her in my mind but her levels was more than my own which made me mellow down.

"Ehm, no be my fault na, teacher no gree come dats why" I explained as my brain went into jubilation mood.

"See you, funny boy. I heard your name is Uduak?" She said.

I wondered how me a profesional troublemaker would not be known by all the students around, surely i was not trying at all, i needed to upgrade my ministry.

"You are even my brother sef" She said.

I looked at her and smiled, i was glad that atleast i got a language sister in my class. She scattered for me one heavy dailect which made my head spin.

"So you dont even know your language sef" She said while laughing as i looked at her confusedly.

"No be my fault na, you don ever see my leg for village, infact na only for state and capitals table i dey see my state sef" I replied as she kept on laughing while dashing me hot smacks on my big head.

"Dont worry, i would teach you" She replied.

I was feeling out of the world and gazing at others wether they were looking at me but everyone had their own affairs to deal with.

"Chai see Hints Magazine o" A boy shouted as the students began rushing to go catch a glimpse of the celebrity news and other gossip stories with sexual natures and pictures.

I also carried my small legs there when they all turned to look at me like ten thousand flies were doing meeting on my head.

"Na wetin small boy like you wan come see?" peter mocked.

"Leave me na, no be eyes all of us get" I said desperately.

"No i no want make dem talk say na us spoil you" He Mocked further and pushed me away.

I promised myself to one day buy those magazines and read it to my satisfaction and see if i would spoil any more than i have already did.

I saw Sabo walking from afar, he was hopping with a walking stick. I began laughing and rushed to go meet him outside. It was time to hear the hotest gist in town on his wifemanship and childmanship programme.

"Peter you be bastard you hear?" He said as i smiled cheerfully to his side, i was eager for gist of the century or so i thought....

To be continued.....

Notice....

Am sorry to inform y'all that i would bot be ypdating tomorow cus of some repairs going on with my phone. Hopefully it would be resolved by tomorow.

Make una no fight and derail too much, till i come back.

Still i ROCK...

GOODNITE

*Ghost mode deactivated* Rock, nyc story you've got here....but me don play snake reach 67000 o.

At last a post dedicated 2 me,am now okay@therock thanks.

chai y na rock?i was involved in a plank fight,the guy plank my body finish,i jst dey manage 2type nw o.i wanted ur story 2 console me bt r9t nw u 2 ve jst disappointed me too.i beta go and stand sleep o

Ehya, wetin dey do ur phone, an advice might help. . .


Nice update!!

God is watching

Mhen calabar and akwaibom girls they sweet oo!!they have history behind sex (sit down,cross my legs and smile at no body in particular)

01emek: Mhen calabar and akwaibom girls they sweet oo!!they have history behind sex (sit down,cross my legs and smile at no body in particular)

smiling to urself make u what a *** man

**runs out of thread before he comes back**

NA JOKE OH

@rock
my first phone na torch1, the second tecnoD5, and the third asha 200. Go phone thread if u think say i dey lie, i don put dem for market.

And am going for blackberryZ10 now..........me and u nor be mate for phone oh, u wey u dey use nokia 3320

Nice update Rock......
Btw...ah no want wahala oo.y u go want mak i bleep nurse....smh...

Gudnyt people

Danpersie31: chai y na rock?i was involved in a plank fight,the guy plank my body finish,i jst dey manage 2type nw o.i wanted ur story 2 console me bt r9t nw u 2 ve jst disappointed me too.i beta go and stand sleep o

so person de plank u self..hope no be one of those people for city rock sha

Nice 1 bro, i be 1 of ur fans too o, do dedication to ur bo¥ nah(me).

Nice update............and i think its high time i got an update dedicated to me,o.k.?

Philcz-bros u too like lie

Daniel-no p dude, u still remain my man.

Danpierse-bros u don dey form badosky abi? Tomorow e go be knife or gun fight. How wish i get Solomon number again, him for help u clear those guys doubt.

Skyscraper-na just audio acid them wan put, i go still collect am today.

Wisdom me-God is truly watching u

01emek-na how u take know, u don ever taste their kitten

Ritababe-abeg where u dey make u come dash me one na, make i dey do BB on techno. I com dey regret sef why i return back my android fone, i for dey ping now

spatacle-na play jare

Kingphilip-abeg advise ur man before dem kill am o

Oga Money Soldier-oga sorry o, na my womanilize eyes no remember u, na only woman i just dey dedicate to when my real niggars dey hear. Next update to u boss.

Dammygoody-bros no worry, na sunday afternoon i go dedicate to you, when u go church come back.

I dream one kind yeye dream say person copy my story come put for him blog. I come ask am y he said he changed some words so no p. The dream shock me o, na wetin wake me sef.

Abeg if u are trying to hustle my work abeg take permission first or paste the link together with the story make them know where its from. Toor, i don talk my own.

Make i type small....

Goodnorning....

¤D€DICAT€D TO MON€¥ SOLDI€R¤

MR BLEEPER 2
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"Sabo how far na? Wetin do you leg? Abi you get train accident?" I joke.

"Peter you dey mad, so na me you leave to die abi? You no know say that guy na weightlifter, you for tell me say those people carry things na, make i run" He said after stopping to wait for me, i could not help laughing at him.

"Oya gist me, oya wetin come happen?" I urged.

"Nna Mehn, e no easy, all na becasue of girl o, wahali i no dey friend girls again(up till today him still dey keep that promise), see as i don nearly die now" He said sorrowfully.

"Sabo you? No friend woman again? Wetin dem do you sef? Abi na because your wife for house go still born?" I mocked as i shifted alittle incase he wants to miss one slap on my head.

"Which kind wife? Noithing do the girl" He said.

"Ehhhhnn, why you go talk like that, the story was becoming interesting, i wanted to hear the full gist. Mehn bros yarn me more" i urged.

"Na lie she just do, she been wan just make me marry her" He explained.

"She knew i had other girls so she not only wanted me alone, she wanted me to marry her so she devised a means to trap me.

When i wan bleep her she come removed the condom say make we do am skin to skin, i agree cus konji don hold me, na so she get chance trap me.

She go tell her people say na me rape her come give her belly, as them come carry that my friend t.v and decoder go, the guy begin pound Zion comot from my name, na over too much beatings come make the girl confess o.

By then my friend don punch me into nonsense so no strenght to even touch the girl. Na so we go her father's house with my mumsy(i later found out his dad was late along time ago)

The papa and him sons nearly kill me if not for my mother's intervention, the girl come confess and we go do test for General hospital before they confirm say the girl no dey pregnant.

Them come apologoise and give back that T.v and decoder dem carry, they were even watching it already.

I carry am go give my friend o, the advise i get from my mama mouth don make me repent, me and girls again, e no go happen" He concluded.

"Mehn, this is one long super story" I said.

"So how about the girl?" I said.

"She still dey, she say na too much love cause am, i dey avoid her like plauge now sef" he explained.

I laughed and waived him off, he was through with girls but i was only begining.

"Ehen Naomi is your name abi?" I asked my new class babe.

"Ehhhh" she said.

Nawao, this girl don deaf po, i thought. I repeated my question and she still said ehhh. I began confused, i never knew this was the babe i was yarning with.

"Wetin dey do your ear?" I said.

"Ehhh" She replied.

"I said your father na dog" I said.

"Uduak get out from here, na your father be dog" She replied.

"So you dey claim deaf since but na insult you dey hear?" i said and walked away when Ab grabbed me and wispered into my ears.

"The girl dey deaf for one ear, so dey talk to her right ear only" He said.

"No wonder she was doing ehhh, anyhow, her time dey come later" I thought and escaped home.

I went home to see Aunty Charity door opened so i sneak in to play Ludo, she was not in the palour so i awaited her arrival, she was arranging something inside.

She came out with only a wrapper tight round her waist, her to ringing bells were dangling uprightly, my eyes open in shock. It was the most biggest titties i ever saw in my life, my mouth was dry already.

She did not even make an atempt to cover her wrapper up, she just spoke.

"Uduak you wan play Ludo abi?" She said smiling while i nod my head like i was under a spell.

She went inside and came out with a bum short and a single singlet which hugged her b¤¤bs tight. In that case i wont mind staring at her forever or so i thought.

To Be Continued....

See una in the evening....

Thanks for the dedication bro. Kip the good job rolling.

Goodmorning guys. Seriously uduak are u still into mischiefs? And do u still bleep anything in skirts, trousers or bum shorts? If yes, then its time for u to make a change. Don't get me wrong I'm no preacher or hypocrite i just think that pre marital sex takes more than it gives and the dangers involved doesn't worth it al all ( my opinion though).

na everywere corruption day,c dis guy way dey call him self udauk or peter or wat u call ur name,ave been readin ur story. n. comment 4 a long tym nw,u never dedicate anytin 4 me,u dont even appreciate me. anyway sha i dey gbadun ur story, u still rock

Oga, 4get mata for that snake game o.

I don play d game reach the highest score. If you reach the highest score, the scores go begin reduce back. Me, i sure say nobody don beat that record.

Winnie1950: Goodmorning guys. Seriously uduak are u still into mischiefs? And do u still bleep anything in skirts, trousers or bum shorts? If yes, then its time for u to make a change. Don't get me wrong I'm no preacher or hypocrite i just think that pre marital sex takes more than it gives and the dangers involved doesn't worth it al all ( my opinion though).

All that was in the past. He is a gentle boy now.

hebraheem20: na everywere corruption day,c dis guy way dey call him self udauk or peter or wat u call ur name,ave been readin ur story. n. comment 4 a long tym nw,u never dedicate anytin 4 me,u dont even appreciate me. anyway sha i dey gbadun ur story, u still rock

Next dedication to you.

na one of my guy oo.we quarell 4 field na im he use plank fight but prior 2dat i dn already use engine belt give am tatoo were get blood

nice update o,i want 2 play ludo ba?no na 2siki u got get 4 her side.
@kingphilip,me no luk 4 trouble o,na 4rm field wey we play ball na im d gobe start.bt i fear 4my head o,the guy pursue me wit plank say make pple jazz 4rm him front.if na peter uduak pursue me lyk dat i 4call am "peter planker"

I caught u chigozie1010. What are u doing here?

*space booked*

I need more---- Oliver

Uduak, are you guys still in first term?