Rock, i de¥ suspect sa¥ vve relate base the slap matter,

u go to vvork on Sunda¥s ?, better stop giving me bobo to drink.

Nice update, i feeleth it.

I still dey follow Ooo. .

Love, something I am yet to experience fully........ Its indeed complicated. And whosoever finds complete love is indeed lucky to.

Danpersie31:
@kingphilip,hw are u doing 2day?

i de fyn o
i pass ur ous side today but i no get ur number to hala u

lolzzzzz,who dey tell u say rock go fall in love,dat guy will always rise in love cos dere is ntin lyk dat in his dic.......
u say u don dedicate to me b4 wen or i dont kwn my name again......just come update plzzzzz....u still rock

D Rock u say na 6pm u go update but it's 7:11pm. No dey play with my emotion u know say na anger be d most dangerous emotion. Come update sharply bfor weitin happen 1977 repeat itself 2013.

Money soldier- Atleast i no dey revenge my slap na

oya no more BoBo from Tomorow you can shack what ever you want.

O yes i dey go work on sunday, na once a while sha when Emergencies come up.

Continue feeleth it jare

Skyscraper- abeg continue to dey follow jare.

chuksemi-So u no fully Love ur wife be that na, eh, no let ur son hear am ooo

Heehraheem-no worry i go soon dedicate another one tomorow for u again, how u take Know say i no go fal in luv, I did jare and thats the six months of my life i wont forget in a hurry.

April wise-Nawao, e be like say u dey read upside down o. I say 9pm na. Toor no vex abeg make i type now, no more waiting for 9.

Good evening all of una, since today na our Sexitee birthday, make una dey take Champange and codeine till i type finish.

But Kingphilip no give oga M.S o, tell am make him go update come back first

typing....

DEDICATED TO DAMMY GOODY

LOVE STORY 2
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"Oduwa, na where you dey go with this girl na, so you don dey spoil abi?"

Aunty Charity said as i passed with Anna, i behaved like i did not even see anybody. After she transformed my life for good with a hot slap she still had the guise to talk rubbish again.

"Why did you not answer that lady?"Anna asked me.

"Why should i? Abeg she is a bunch of trouble self" I said which shut her up.

I was busy looking around me cus i was untop of the word, all eyes was on me, the girl was so beautiful that i did not believe that i was the one walking by her side.

They would be like 'no be this pastor's son wey go waka pass girls without even raising up his face, how come he come take toast this neat chick'.

Truly i was not really interested in walking with girls, i hardly do it even to this day but if na bleeping issues, just count me in.

"Oboy Mr Pero, i dey feel you package o, na who get this hot property, i hope say you bring am for me bah?"

Ab said as he dragged me to one corner after i and Anna came to his house, he was so suprised to see me with a girl. I was busy smiling sheepishly as he spoke.

"Abeg tell me na" He pleaded.

"If i tell you say na my babe you no go believe?" I said while smiling the more.

"Chaaii, Peter na lie abeg, this girl pass your power o, you wey no dey waka with woman? na how you take toast her sef?" He enquired for more info which i kept him in suspense.

"Guy forget, we go talk later, i just carry her come show you jare" I said and dragged him back to Anna's place.

"You guys have been gossiping abi?" She taunted as Ab began laughing like a silly monkey.

From there i began walking her to her house, she was like a magnate to me. I could not leave, i managed to take her to her house before i knew it was late, i was in a big trouble at home but who cares, i would take a hundered stroke for her if she asks me to.

I waved her off but she refused going, instead she held my hands and looked into my eyes and then spoke.

"UDUAK DO YOU TRULY LOVE ME AS YOU CLAIM?"

Loving her was an Understatement, i truly loved her, i felt nothing like that for any other girl but her, even Anita was just cus of her money that i loved her or pretended to, this was more than anything i ever felt before.

"I promise not to break your heart" i said with all the sincerity in my heart.

"I have one secret to tell you" She said.

"Whats it?" i replied.

"Am a princess" She said then kissed my cheek before going inside.

I was left blinking my eyes like Columbus when he finally found land. I could not believe that my true love was a Princess, i was about dancing Awilo again when my phone beeped.

I took out my phone and saw a text from Sister telling me to rush home that moment, i looked at the time, it was already past eight.

"Chai, girl don make me stay outside till eight ooo, uduak woman no go kill you" I told myself and began running like i was chased by thugs with tryes.

"Where are you from?" My father barked as i came into the room.

"Ehmmmm" My brains suddenly freezed from lies, maybe it was the love that had cleared all my ugly lifestyles.

"I sent him to buy me medicine" My elder sister rescued me, i was relieved as my dad allowed me go. That was the first time my sister had rescused me but i knew it would come with a price.

Damn, na my chicken meat she come collect that night o, the girl bad gan.
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"Where is Uduak Peter? Did he not come to school today?"

Uncle English spoke, i quietly stood up as the man srcutinize me.

"Are you sick?"

"No sir" i replied.

"Then why are you not making noise today? Abi somebody died in your area?" The man said as the whole class began laughing.

They were all suprised that i was unusually quiet that day, they did all they could to make me talk but only Ab knew what i was up to.

Damn love is a beautiful thing. I showed everyone that i was very inteligent that day. I answered all the questions directed to me.

"Oboy you too much today, abeg find me the medicine wey you take today cus i want am also" Peter mocked me, i just smiled and kept quiet.

My phone beeped as i took it out to see a text message from Anna.

"Hi dear, teacher is boring so i felt like texting you. Hows your night" the text read.

I quickly replied the text, from there we began texting each when all of a sudden David came from nowhere and grabbed my phone and ran to the front of the class.

"Yeah Peter don fall in love with Anna oo" David scream as he saw the serial text messages we were exchanging.

All the class eyes were transfixed on me, i felt like entering ground as he began reading out all my texts. They were so suprised that a whole me could ever fall in love.

As soon as the last text was read Peter and Austin grabbed me up and began running round the class while chanting.

"Uduak is in love ooo

Uduak is in love"

I was feeling untop of the world while praying that that moment should never end.

To Be Continued...

Love is a dangerous business.

Good nite y'all.

Abeg if ur moniker na Daughter of Zion, pls abeg comment o, i dey always see you dey read and waka without even hailing anybody sef, beta talk jare atleast make we know you na.

Nd to all my ghost readers, pals make una upgrade to Commenters ooo, join the family jare, Kingphilip go give una enuf Fufu and palmwine.

peter u sure say u fall in love, abi na love fall in you. Well we go know at d end. Gudnight and sweet dreams.

Hmmmm, i go roff Oooo!

Hmmm rock!. Gat natin 2 say na,I prefer d sidon and observation mood o

The rock5555: Kingphilip go give una enuf Fufu and palmwine.

today own na rice wit stew and champagne to match no worry

daughterofzion: Hmmm rock!. Gat natin 2 say na,I prefer d sidon and observation mood o

why u go come occasion wey empty seats plenty u go prefer to stand now...abeg come sit down jare

Love wantin tin

Hmmm!.true love........makes me smile wen eva I remember my "boifwend".I luv him so much nd vice versa,bt it sounds awkward 2 hear dat Uduak "fell in love"

K o king philip.

Y u guys so surprise that Uduak fell in luv? Two things are involve either he fall in luv or he walk into luv. Don't get it twisted luv is a beautiful thing.

Daniel-dangerous busines abi?

Priceless love-na how love go fall into person agai? nawao for u.

Skyscraper-abeg do am fast.

Daughterofzion-u fit dey shout ROCK ROCK RCOK since u gat nofin to say. Am glad you finally commented

Kingphilip-i be forget o. Oya carry her siddon near u make she no run again, just tight ur Agbada to her wrapper.

Candance-naso i see am o

Vickie zion-i hope una still dey 2gether bah, cus Me dey regret my own o

Aprilwise- bros no mind this pple, them think say i be 100% badooo

Good morning y'all

***DEDICATED TO HEEBRAHEEM***

LOVE STORY 3
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"Love the say its a beautiful thing

Its Don Jazzy again, Ohmor you don make me fall in love, fall in love, fall in love o, i suppose marry cus you don make me fall in love"

My big ears beamed to the beatings of Dbank Fall in Love track, it was my song on repeat since i fell in love. Anna was seating next to me, she was holding my hands while we gisted about school matters.

She become a regular visitor in our house(the thing that no other girl had been oppouturned to have). Even my kid sister could dechiper that Anna was my girlfriend.

When they see her coming they would run to inform me of her arrival, the only person that did not suspect any thing was my Dad since we were forming Coded things when he was around.

"Nepa..." We shouted and ran inside.

She had brought the Legend of the seeker for me so i was watching it throughout that weekend, when Nepa took the light i was so angry that i nearly hugged transformer.

"See you, cus of film you are running like Motor" She teased but i did not even answer her, i just ran off but my younger bros did me the favour by overtaking my ministry.

She came to seat on my legs which made me get up suddenly, ever since i fell in love i promised myself to be clean with her, no sex at all, i wanted to be good for once. She followed me to the room where we began wrestling and fell on the bed.

All this time my siblings were busy hailing that so called Legend of the seeker and his confessor, we were looking direct into each others eyes then our lips locked in embrace, it was like all those Philipinos soap operas but this time i was the actor.

We disengaged when the heat was geting too much, i raised her up and we went to continue our film, it was suprising, i did not even have an attention throughout my frolicking with her, it was suprising, she was not really happy that i stop but she had no choice, how wish she knew i was doing her a big favour.

While watching the film her hands would be crawling to my crotch which i did a good job of taking back, for me it was just a normal girlish fantasy. She suddenly became angry and stood up to go.

"Why you dey vex na?" I said breathlessly as i caught up with her after runing small.

"So common romance that you are treating me like am not worth it, why did you stop in the room then when you could just lock the room. Or do you have another girlfriend somewhere?"

She said sadly as i looked at her with suprise, she was making me look guilty when i was doing her a magnificent favour.

"Its not like that na, i dont want to hurt you" I explained.

"Hurt ke, i know you were scared that you would have been caught, toor you put me in the mood and left me dry like that, its not good" She fired.

"Mood ghini, chai Anna, chill na, abeg no vex" I pleaded.

"Ok kiss me make i dey go my house" She urged.

I looked around to see alot of people staring at us, i knew that my name was already in the gossip tabloids so if i try kissing her in public my father must surely hear the news so i turned away.

She was furioused and then began walking away. I stood there confused, thinking where i went wrong, the last i checked some girls were forming no sex till marraige so where theis wahala come from me i no know.

I tried calling her throughout the night but she refused picking, i was regretting my decision and almost crying when she called me back, i rushed my phone like spiderman and answered.

"Why you wan run my battery down na? Sorry i left my phone in my neighbours house, i was gisting with her" she said with one breath.

Relief washed over me as i began smiling like PEJ while addresing her fellow widows

"So you are not angry with me abi?" I said to clear my doubts.

"Nooo, i was just kidding then" She replied and began laughing before i joined in the melody.

"Alright, you make me fear o, i think say you don give me red card" I confessed.

We kept on jisting till credit finish, i laid down and began smiling like i won 2bags of garri in the Garri drinking promo.

I wish the love lasted forever, but come to think of it, i was suddenly becoming a love addict.

Love good jare...

To Be Continued...

Good morning to una. More coming up later.

Still i ROCK

Love sweet well well o. Even if it doesn't last for ever u can enjoy it while it lasts.

rocky abeg dat was an ogbonge update,infact i award it update of d solar year.it reminds me of my time wit my noble princess b4 she went 2 skool,its 3weeks nw bt its lyk a year 2me.i even vowed nt 2 hug or kiss any gal until she comes back.rock can u do dat?love is gud my frnds.bt there is no perfect guy or gal,its striving and trying 2 make ur relationship perfect 4 each other.pls bring more update o,cos its givin me d gud moments we shared 2geda.

Rock na u biko....ur last two updates was really nice......

Mehn i gbadu u......love is indeed a beautiful fin...hmmmmmmm.....
#Btw#gud mawnin y'all....kipped it coming rock

Awwww, that's so sweet.

"no nigeria girl is single, it's either you snatch from someone or share with someone, the most important thing is to be the biggest shareholder."

I've dated quite a number of girls but i've never being into a relationship. I'm still searching for that skylady, i'm still waiting for the day that clement will fall in love. *sobs*


MORALS: Love is a beautiful thing, when you find the right person it is sweet, when you meet the wrong person it's sour. Who would have thought a player could fall in love, or so i thought.

Chai, uduak, so you no even love Anita? You just dey pretend, eh?

Oops. Double post.

Thankz man, love is a gud tin.....i dont believe in love until i found my queen,she hold d key to my heart,luv realy make u promise dat is hard 4 u........ all i always said b4 is dat love died in d ocean of titanic wit jack....
TOAST
TO
. LOVE.....

When is the next update, please?

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