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| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Cathalina(f): 10:22pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
D rock hope say king solomon no go spoil u more, cos grls go suffer. |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:55pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
~DEDICATED TO RITABABE~ THE RUNS APPRENTICE ******************* The lady i was asked to go toast was a very classy chick, she had on heavy make-up, painted fingernails and plush shoes on, she held an expensive handbag which could pay my school fees, she even fixed Brazilian hair so you could imagine my suprise when Solomon told me to go toast her as my assignment. I looked at myself,i was putting on okrika or bend down select as some people called it but the english name is called second hand clothes. I was putting on okrika three quater shorts with a white big shirt which i collected from Solomon, i folded the arms to make me look rugged. So i knew i never had a chance against the girl, she was not my age or mate or size atall, i felt like entering ground at that moment. "Guy, you go do am, this one no be my mate abeg" i pleaded. "No, i go fit but you wont still learn if i do it" he said before pushing me forward. I walked with shaking legs to her side, her perfume was underwhelming i quickly passed her like i was passing by as soon as she turned. I could hear Solomon trying to suppress his laughter. "Uduak no be your mate dey carry big babes round town, oya handle this one, you go fit, you forget the scripture wey your father preach from last sunday, oya practice am" my mind told me. The scripture was from philipians 4:13 which said i can do all things through christ who strenghtens me. I summoned courage since toasting an older babe was not impossible. "Ehm goodevening ma, em babe, no sister abi na aunty" i fumbled at my first words. "Yes how can i help you?" she asked in perfect queens english. "Em, i came to see you" i continued while i was glad she managed to talk to me without slapping me, my moral grew. "Ow, are you Kola from facebook?" she said excitedly. Facebook gini, that was the first time i had that name, abi she was telling me if i always faced my book so i answered her back. "Yes its me, am facing book" i said nervously. "Wow, you did no tell me you are short like this na, your voice was so sweet on phone and you said you had a car, i have been waiting since for you so where is the car?" she said. "Oboooy" i screamed in my mind, this babe don spoil my ministry o, car ghini, i realised that she was waiting for someone else but i wanted to show Solomon that i could be rugged if i like. "Em, dont worry babe, i left my car with my mechanic, it got spoilt so i had to change my nice clothes because of the car, thats my bodyguard there(pointing at Solomon who looked at us wondering why he was pointed at), he guarded me because i was trekking" i invented a sweet lie that could put the devil to shame it actually worked. "Ow so sorry to hear, i was angry that you were short and a little bit underage but since you are the one that had been sending me lots of cash, i would go with you, maybe you are small but mighty, so where is your house?" she said. "Wait, this was getting out of hand, i never expected this to reach this point but i had to act quickly so i pointed to one akara woman's shop near there. "Lets wait there while my driver bring my car" i said hopping that Solomon would save the day but instead the guy was giving me thumbs up, if only he knew what problem i was in. We walked together and i was tempted to put my hands around her bootilicious as's but i resisted the temptation. We sat down and began talking, before i could say anything the akara woman landed a plate of fried potatoes and akara on our table and left. The problem was getting so out of hand but Solomon was no where to be found, i was in deep s;hit and the dude just neglected me. The babe began eating shyly like a big chick she was telling me that i hope the Mr Biggs food was not what she was eating that moment, Tiv girls would never change, she was forming clean babe but was eating potatoes and yam in a mama Akara place and still talking of Mr Biggs. Her phone suddenly rang as she fumbuled in her bag and brought out her BB, i wished i had accepted Anita's offer of BB. Her contenance suddenly changed as she talked on the phone. Her long oiled stain fingers released a hot slap on my face which left me blind, hot pepery scents filled my eyes as i began shouting water, my eyes dey burn o. "So you this tout area boy decieved me, you think you can use me for rituals, back to sender" she shouted and dashed me two more slaps and walked out. "My pikin na wetin you do your aunty na?" the akara seller said. "She chopped your yam" i shouted back as tears began pouring from my eyes, Solomon walked in and began consoling me which increased my cry. "Guy no worry, you don pass my test" "So na three slap be my test abi?" i screamed back and left the place. He quickly paid and hurried to catch up with me. I saw a silver coloured car where the girl entered and zoom off, i was so disoriented as i walked home. I stopped in my tracks when i saw Anita waiting for me with tears in her eyes, she saw everything. TBC |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:57pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Yeah, i beat the time. Nite y'all. Lets watch out how Uduak would scale through with Anita, would he also lose her. Tomorow would tell. Still i ROCK |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Hackerjay(m): 11:19pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Guy,ur last update don succeed in crackin my Ribs |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by paccuni(m): 11:22pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
thumbs up nigga! |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Danpersie31(m): 11:34pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
The rock5555: ¤¤¤DEDICATED TO VICKIE ZION¤¤¤ |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by hebex12(m): 11:37pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
 [color=#770077][/color] u no go kill person wif ur joke.more strength 2ur hands n lesser ink 2d pen cuz na bic u dey use write |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Danpersie31(m): 11:43pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Hahaha kai guys dn suffer,diz last update nearly happen2me 4 city rock hotel 4 mararaba o.Bt as a jos boy,jtown kid,i scope d anty finish b4 her date come |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Dhortunn(m): 12:07am On Oct 12, 2013 |
G, you're good...forget those peeps coming on here trying to rubbish your work, you just have everything working for you. I'll definitely vote for your work. |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by adegwurulez(m): 12:40am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Chai... U sure say my ribs complete so  Dis last update scatter my ribs |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kingphilip(m): 4:03am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Yettocome: I am working on something now. I want to finish it before bringing it to nairaland. But you can quickly do a little gbeborun on my blog and see the first three episodes there.so wetin be ur blog address now |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kingphilip(m): 4:12am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Danpersie31: Hahaha kai guys dn suffer,diz last update nearly happen2me 4 city rock hotel 4 mararaba o.Bt as a jos boy,jtown kid,i scope d anty finish b4 her date comewait o u still de mararaba now? |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kingphilip(m): 4:13am On Oct 12, 2013 |
The last update was rib cracking i must confess guy u suppose venture comedy small now |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by patholaw: 6:26am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Lol...pikin watin u do ur aunty na? I can't stop laughing |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Danpersie31(m): 6:49am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Yes o.Philip,i stay behind city rock hotel,bt i ve plans 2 run back 2 jos o.Cos aro boys,aye boys and air lords dn dey want me nw o.And i lyk my ass ,i dnt want 2 b flogged wit cutlass o |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kingphilip(m): 7:12am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Danpersie31: Yes o.Philip,i stay behind city rock hotel,bt i ve plans 2 run back 2 jos o.Cos aro boys,aye boys and air lords dn dey want me nw o.And i lyk my ass ,i dnt want 2 b flogged wit cutlass owait who be aro boys,aye boys and air lords again Rock i see u any beta dis morning |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Nobody: 7:15am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Danpersie31: Yes o.Philip,i stay behind city rock hotel,bt i ve plans 2 run back 2 jos o.Cos aro boys,aye boys and air lords dn dey want me nw o.And i lyk my ass ,i dnt want 2 b flogged wit cutlass oboy u no reach...ah mean Lyk poor men,u no rich...so shatap ya wack stinky dirty mouth m0'phucka  |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kingphilip(m): 7:15am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Daniel2802 i see u where u go since now |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by VickieZion(f): 7:45am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Hey dude tnx 4 dedicating dat luvly update 2 me.bt dis last 1 eh-U gat me laughing nd crying. gud job....kip d ball rolling |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Jumizie13(f): 7:48am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Anita saw everything!!! I know your yeye swag and brag would put u into trouble 1 day |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Mathicks(m): 7:51am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Niceee... You people should read my own story too nahh  pls https://www.nairaland.com/1474996/blame-switch-short-story#18756476 |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by ritababe(f): 8:07am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Funny Update For Me Tnx Alot |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 8:39am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Sexy Sapphire: U re welcome dear.....  ..........In-case u need any service.......... dnt hesitate to tell me |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Daniel2802(m): 8:39am On Oct 12, 2013 |
kingphilip: Daniel2802 i see u where u go since nowI have been here and there. @rita where you go since na,i have been looking all over for u |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Wizdray: 8:48am On Oct 12, 2013 |
kingphilip:Yea, i started with Yu guys right fr0m begining. I was jus a guest then |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 9:02am On Oct 12, 2013 |
@Daniel....Long tym ooooooooooooooo @King..............Wey my pop corn naw @Rock........Ur big mouth don kill u abi.... ..........more battery to ur fone.....More electricity 2 ur area so u cn charge ur phone and stop complaining of low ba3The ministration is abt to start ...... |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by 360prince(m): 9:48am On Oct 12, 2013 |
[quote author=The rock5555]~DEDICATED TO RITABABE~ THE RUNS APPRENTICE ******************* The lady i was asked to go toast was a very classy chick, she had on heavy make-up, painted fingernails and plush shoes on, she held an expensive handbag which could pay my school fees, she even fixed Brazilian hair so you could imagine my suprise when Solomon told me to go toast her as my assignment. I looked at myself,i was putting on okrika or bend down select as some people called it but the english name is called second hand clothes. I was putting on okrika three quater shorts with a white big shirt which i collected from Solomon, i folded the arms to make me look rugged. So i knew i never had a chance against the girl, she was not my age or mate or size atall, i felt like entering ground at that moment. "Guy, you go do am, this one no be my mate abeg" i pleaded. "No, i go fit but you wont still learn if i do it" he said before pushing me forward. I walked with shaking legs to her side, her perfume was underwhelming i quickly passed her like i was passing by as soon as she turned. I could hear Solomon trying to suppress his laughter. "Uduak no be your mate dey carry big babes round town, oya handle this one, you go fit, you forget the scripture wey your father preach from last sunday, oya practice am" my mind told me. The scripture was from philipians 4:13 which said i can do all things through christ who strenghtens me. I summoned courage since toasting an older babe was not impossible. "Ehm goodevening ma, em babe, no sister abi na aunty" i fumbled at my first words. "Yes how can i help you?" she asked in perfect queens english. "Em, i came to see you" i continued while i was glad she managed to talk to me without slapping me, my moral grew. "Ow, are you Kola from facebook?" she said excitedly. Facebook gini, that was the first time i had that name, abi she was telling me if i always faced my book so i answered her back. "Yes its me, am facing book" i said nervously. "Wow, you did no tell me you are short like this na, your voice was so sweet on phone and you said you had a car, i have been waiting since for you so where is the car?" she said. "Oboooy" i screamed in my mind, this babe don spoil my ministry o, car ghini, i realised that she was waiting for someone else but i wanted to show Solomon that i could be rugged if i like. "Em, dont worry babe, i left my car with my mechanic, it got spoilt so i had to change my nice clothes because of the car, thats my bodyguard there(pointing at Solomon who looked at us wondering why he was pointed at), he guarded me because i was trekking" i invented a sweet lie that could put the devil to shame it actually worked. "Ow so sorry to hear, i was angry that you were short and a little bit underage but since you are the one that had been sending me lots of cash, i would go with you, maybe you are small but mighty, so where is your house?" she said. "Wait, this was getting out of hand, i never expected this to reach this point but i had to act quickly so i pointed to one akara woman's shop near there. "Lets wait there while my driver bring my car" i said hopping that Solomon would save the day but instead the guy was giving me thumbs up, if only he knew what problem i was in. We walked together and i was tempted to put my hands around her bootilicious as's but i resisted the temptation. We sat down and began talking, before i could say anything the akara woman landed a plate of fried potatoes and akara on our table and left. The problem was getting so out of hand but Solomon was no where to be found, i was in deep s;hit and the dude just neglected me. The babe began eating shyly like a big chick she was telling me that i hope the Mr Biggs food was not what she was eating that moment, Tiv girls would never change, she was forming clean babe but was eating potatoes and yam in a mama Akara place and still talking of Mr Biggs. Her phone suddenly rang as she fumbuled in her bag and brought out her BB, i wished i had accepted Anita's offer of BB. Her contenance suddenly changed as she talked on the phone. Her long oiled stain fingers released a hot slap on my face which left me blind, hot pepery scents filled my eyes as i began shouting water, my eyes dey burn o. "So you this tout area boy decieved me, you think you can use me for rituals, back to sender" she shouted and dashed me two more slaps and walked out. "My pikin na wetin you do your aunty na?" the akara seller said. "She chopped your yam" i shouted back as tears began pouring from my eyes, Solomon walked in and began consoling me which increased my cry. "Guy no worry, you don pass my test" "So na three slap be my test abi?" i screamed back and left the place. He quickly paid and hurried to catch up with me. MR ROCK, hav got problems on my thread. So with all due respect i kindly need your advice. 1 Like |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kingphilip(m): 9:48am On Oct 12, 2013 |
lekinz: @Daniel....Long tym ooooooooooooooou come at d ryt tym oya collect ur own |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by 360prince(m): 9:51am On Oct 12, 2013 |
The rock5555: Yeah, i beat the time.MR ROCK. my oga pls i really need your assistants. Hav got problems on my thread. So i quest for your help to put me through or enlighten me on something. Pls. |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 10:00am On Oct 12, 2013 |
kingphilip: u come at d ryt tym oya collect ur own Tnx......Uhmm..huh.....ahhha...D pop corn is bitter....Winks....so u dont even knw how to make pop corn again abi ?..... |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by kingphilip(m): 10:03am On Oct 12, 2013 |
lekinz:today's own was rushed because i woke up very very late |
| Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 10:31am On Oct 12, 2013 |
kingphilip: today's own was rushed because i woke up very very late ABAJO...... |
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