@daniel
i just dey oh
the one u are looking for me i hope better dey oh

lekinz:


ABAJO......

abeg wetin be the meaning

kingphilip:
abeg wetin be the meaning

LOL.....Ask nairalanders ......... They will tell u..........

Abeg tell am d meaning oooooooooooo

lekinz:

LOL.....Ask nairalanders ......... They will tell u..........

Abeg tell am d meaning oooooooooooo

Ooooo I see

Jezzyfreezman-pls dont insult any of my fan here, if u tink danpierse is lieing y would u insult him like dat, pls nxt time u try it am reportin u to the mod, gosifechris did his and went free, am not taking that nonsense again. Be warned.

Good late morning pals, sorry i woke really late and work is tiring today and harsh. I go update later if time dey.
@360prince-PM later for any talk, i did something on ur thread.

Kingphilip, lekinz, sexy sapphire, danpeirse, durthum, dan, ritababe and the rest of una wey time no wan allow me call, i see una. More low ba3 to una fones .

Expo- i gat one project going on with foxy on his naija thug life story, una go see am soon.

Thanks for una comments and corrections.

Still i ROCK

Kingphilip, lekinz, sexy sapphire, danpeirse, durthum, dan, ritababe and the rest of una wey time no wan allow me call, i see una. More low ba3 to una fones .



@Rock.....Flashing prob to ur fone

Ds update gat me laughing out. Wonda hw d slap made u feel 4rm an xpensive lady. Keep it up bro. Luv ur wrk.

lekinz:
ABAJO......

Mean: No Wonder. No be insult king

Wizdray:
Mean: No Wonder. No be insult king

ohohoho.............Y did u tell him?? ..............

Wizdray:
Mean: No Wonder. No be insult king

me no de vex no p sha

kingphilip:
me no de vex no p sha

You na my guy naw....I no fit insult u bt i fit bounce u out sha

Jezyfreezman: boy u no reach...ah mean Lyk poor men,u no rich...so shatap ya wack stinky dirty mouth m0'phucka

.See me,see trouble o.Wen i dey count meat 4 pot,kpomo lyk u dey show face.

kingphilip: Daniel2802 i see u where u go since now

.Pls kingphilip abeg help me pray 4 jezyfreman o.Maybe d demons casted out 4rm solomon entered him o.And he iz being led 2 blow me wit his aproko

Danpersie31: .See me,see trouble o.Wen i dey count meat 4 pot,kpomo lyk u dey show face.

@Dan ....Its okay.....I fit bounce u comot 4 here ooooooo

@Jezy....Wetin naw??....U want make people sha recognize u....We don see u...E don do Sir...

@Dan nd Jezy...Make una no fight 4 here oooo cos if u do....my boyz go pack una out with Lawma waste bin oooooooo ..
Shey una don hear!!!

^^^^

We dey wait oh.

[quote author=Chiamaka01][/quote]pls tell him we are waiting.

laugh wan kill me. How sweet was the pepper slap. sowieeeee

I dy on ground oh

The rock5555: Jezzyfreezman-pls dont insult any of my fan here, if u tink danpierse is lieing y would u insult him like dat, pls nxt time u try it am reportin u to the mod, gosifechris did his and went free, am not taking that nonsense again. Be warned.

R0CK...Ayaf been f0ll0win dis st0ry 4rm day1..am als0 a fan lyf danpersie...4qet say ah n0 dey c0mment...bro,dat dude n0 supp0se 2 dey wryt trash wey him n0 knw abt...me jez reply am awt of vexati0n...u fit rep0rt me if u lyk...goin back 2 ma silent m0de...4q0t tew hail u 4 d st0ry self...u ar really tryin th0...m0re sp3rm tew ya dick...lolz,all dah best br0...na abj ah base sha...

Danpersie31: .See me,see trouble o.Wen i dey count meat 4 pot,kpomo lyk u dey show face.

O hard fun aw0n iya la ya e lati ra kp0m0 si inu p0t...akuse buruku....make ogun m0lest ya anus dere...m0'phucka,u d0n ch0p?

So na all of una dey yab how dem slap me ba, ok na no worry, una turn go reach one day.

@chimaka-i see as u twisted my words o, ok na, i dey view u for 4D

next update to u babe.

@jezyfreezman-oya e don do, now no be time to brag about ur condo, just chill it man, i don see enuf cult dudes to kill me, dont wanna hear that stuff no more.

Typing...

Dis thread, I declare to u "peace be still". Pls we don't want any form of fight here, let's continue to be dat one big loving family dat I fell in love with on joinin Nairaland. Na beg I dey beg o. Tnx
Mr Rock, anytin for ur homies?

Nice! I can see that you have really improved in your writing. I am impressed. Nice story. You should see me laughing my socks off...

But rock oh, wot if ur sister is a nairalander and sees dis ur secret

Jezyfreezman: O hard fun aw0n iya la ya e lati ra kp0m0 si inu p0t...akuse buruku....make ogun m0lest ya anus dere...m0'phucka,u d0n ch0p?

@Jezy....its okay naw...Ave u forgotten dt dis write-up is under literature forum nd nt in Fight/abusive forum*only if dt exists*...

I will call my boys to deal with u guys Oooooo....Wetin hapun na?...Bt at least he wasn't referring 2 any1 ....

Okkkk...Make una 2 no vex....Abeg biko

lekinz:



@Jezy....its okay naw...Ave u forgotten dt dis write-up is under literature forum nd nt in Fight/abusive forum*only if dt exists*...

I will call my boys to deal with u guys Oooooo....Wetin hapun na?...Bt at least he wasn't referring 2 any1 ....

Okkkk...Make una 2 no vex....Abeg biko

Ok na...no sh1t br0

Jezyfreezman: Ok na...no sh1t br0

Tnx bro....Na 1 family tinz.......Shey u still dey vex.....No worry I go give u babe

~DEDICATED TO MISS CHIAMAKA~

CRAFTY MINDS
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The slap i collected wiped every oita of smile from my face, i cursed myself for listening to Solomon's advice,i cursed Solomon for putting me in a big mess, i cursed the so-claimed Facebook babe who could not deffrentiate between my face and that of her lover boy picture. I cursed the Akara woman for even given us that plate of yam and potatoes which i did not even taste. I cursed Anita for being at the right place by the wrong time.

I was just a 14year old boy with the brain of a 20year old so it was not my fault, i had practiced everything bad ranging from fighting, stealing, womanising, tasting alittle palm wine and even smoking folded paper, Chokolo taught me that one.

"Guy na wetin happen, you know that girl?" solomon asked as he saw as i stood rooted to the ground while staring at Anita.

"Solomon you don fall my hand, na the big babe of mine wey i dey tell you about na, you don make she catch me, now if she leave me na which babe i go fit use replace her now?" i querried him like a small child.

"Guy no worry na, even if she leave you i go dash you plenty of them, just go blow her one correct lie, she go maintain" he coerced and pushed me forward.

I walked like a robot to Anita's side, she was holding a basket which she wanted shopping with, i guess she used that style to come to my house hoping that i would go with her but instead i was here dulling with an older girl.

"Hi babe" i smiled with my 29teeths cus 3 were already missing.

Another hot slap developed my face in designers mood, tears began to drop immediately because i had reached my most weakest point. She made to walk away but saw my tears and came back to my side.

"Uduak how can you do this to me, i thought you said you love me, so you have a sugar mummy self" she shouted at me with her own tears also gathering, Solomon words came to my mind so i set to business.

"Anita its not like that, that was my jss 2 aunty, its long i saw her so i went to greet her, then she said we should go to the akara woman's shop, thats all before you saw me coming out" i said while expecting the million dollar question.

"So why did she slap you?" she asked in disbelief.

"Ow, i asked her about her boyfriend and so she got angry and dash me three slaps, but it was play play sha" i lied harder.

"ow, and i thought otherwise, am sorry, but you have long mouth too much" she teased while rubbing the side of my face which she slapped.

"Sorry o for slapping you, just that i was jealous you know" i smiled alittle and made it a point of duty never to cross a jealous woman again in my life.

We went shopping together, this time i collect everything shhe gave me, i wont form after collecting four slaps in one day.

I came home to meet Solomon who i poured all the gist upon, he congratulated me and then sat me down.

"See eh, am going to teach you the ten commandments of being a player"

"Yes talk am quick i wan hear" i hyped him on.

"Ok number one, you are going to stay awake till 1:30am today"

"Ehh, for wetin na, i no go sleep?" i fired back.

"No worry, if the time reach you go get second commandments" he said and went away.

I tried my possible best to stay awake while he snored away after telling me to wake him by then, i was eager to learn everything he knew or once knew.

1:30am sharp i woke him up after alot of shakings and slaps, he smiled and brought out his phone and said number two.

"Dial any number on extra cool, if its a man cut it, if its a girl scope her" he said.

He dialled about 4 different numbers before he got a sweet female voice and he began firing her different packaging of runs, i listened to him attentively and even jot down some sweet words.

My turn reach after they settle to meet in Makarfa park in wadata that weekend, my own was alittle bit easy, the girl flowed as i managed to bombard her ears with sweet maladies, we also arranged Markafa park to meet the same time that weekend according to what Solomon said.

He gave me a hi-five and told me i was becoming a pro also which made me smile, i was waiting for that day expectantly.

"But why you chose that place(markafa park)" i asked as we laid down again.

"We own there, my cult group is allowed free entry anytime we wish so no problem"

"But wont they know you are no more with them,they may kill you" i said fearfully.

"Uduak dont worry, na me dem dey call King Solomon the wise man" he bragged.

Days ran like a river and weekend finally came....

To BE Continued

Lets see if our parols will go well or not, would peter and King solomon dey self acclaimed wise man survive that day.

Would his gang members catch up with him, would he die or survive... Watch out.

Leave your guesses and predictions.

Action starts by 8pm sharp, dont miss it