She dy cheat on u oh.

Gud mawnin everybodi...oga rock I salute u well well...

Good morning y'all, i don modify am o, go read am again.

Still i ROCK...

@DANIEL-i don reply your mail

@captain sinzu-good morning capt.

@kingphilip-welcome o, go cook abeg, i dey hungry.

@lekinz- sir you neva miss, just fire go

The rock5555: Good morning y'all, i don modify am o, go read am again.

Still i ROCK...

@DANIEL-i don reply your mail

@captain sinzu-good morning capt.

@kingphilip-welcome o, go cook abeg, i dey hungry.

@lekinz- sir you neva miss, just fire go

Hmmmmmm...

@ uduak i can't stop laughing at your predicament. Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho i laugh in swahili.

mehn its been a while i made a comment,bt rock,u reali rock.i cant just stop laughing.c anita wan fall ur hands.more muscles 2 ur elbows and fingers mehn.

This ain't 4nny @ all! Infact its soooo annoying! Who da heck was he to insult you and try to steal your date in your presence smh! You really have to fall not only his hands but evrything about him..I hope u dont dissapoint us!

CHAI! Uduak, see how faithful Anita is. If na you, ehn...

Hey, come upload o

Hey, come update o

@winnie1950-so u sabi swahili sef, kip on lafing.

@akorbabs-no be small fall ey wan falll my hand o.

@lollz-maybe his father was bill gates so his money was pouring on the ground or so i thought, it was not funny that day o.

@ chaiamaka-faithful abi, so u tink say if one girl came and talk to me like that i would have left Anita?

@jumieze13-no worry ma'am, am typing now.

Goodafternoon una, make i type small...

nice. You'all check out THE BLAME SWITCH. I promise you'll enjoy it. https://www.nairaland.com/1474996/blame-switch-short-story its the most promising story right now

I hope you wil also fal the guy hand oh,

some guys sha

This last update cracked me up. The so called Prince wan put you for trouble.

hahahaha, uduak shey u say that kind thing never happen to you before

@the rock, that's not what i meant. What i meant was that despite having Anita as your girlfriend, you still 'toast' other girls, but Anita 'seems' faithful to you.

See challenge oo,I trust u nah I knw u no go fall ♍γ̲̣̣̥ hand

AJEBO VS PKACO 2
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"Waiter come and collect your money"

Prince shouted for the whole people in Mr Biggs to hear, everyone turned to see how much the dude has that he was shouting at the waiter like that, he pointed at me and said oya pay the money.

I was in cold sweat, i had only hundred naira before my sister collected 40naira for blackmail fee then i used 10naira to refreshing my mouth only 50naira was left.

If that my body temperature had been measured that moment it would have broken the scale, i looked at Prince who was already bossoming a smile, his body guards were looking at me like i would slap their boss.

The waiter was already impatient, Anita was red eyed and she looked down, a strong idea came upon me and i smiled.

"Waiter, get this boy and his guards a cup of ice cream each and then went we eat finish bring the bill to me, i would pay" i said coldly.

The whole People in the eatry were dumbfounded, Prince was not smilling anymore, his guards were shining their thirty two teeths, am sure they loved ice cream.

The waiter brought the order while i ate my meat like a big man, Prince was fumming and he pushed his ice cream one side.

His boys were busy licking theirs, i was very nervous when the waiter said my bill was 3,500 naira, i almost dropped my spoon and run but i forced my self to continue eating.

The best thing on my mind then was too run for my life, i had timed the movement of the door attendants, i could jump up and flee before they realise anything.

It was going to work really fine or so i thought. Anita finished eating hers while the body guards were also through with theirs, only Prince was left.

"Bros drink na?" i said.

"Is it your business, just pay abeg" he said rudely, i smiled with a shaking mouth.

"Waiter he has finish oya come" he shouted as soon as i cleaned the llast rice, meat and juice on my table.

The water walked up majestically and stood....

"Oh God, why me?" i muttered.
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"Where are you coming from?"

my mother shouted from the dining table as soon as i enter the palour with red eyes.

"Ehm, did Victory not tell yu where i went to?" i said with a ow voice.

"Which victory? Victory that said she dont know where you went to, she said you were with a girl and she held you and you guys went away. Is that true?"

I was so mad at that human being that ate my 40naira, so this girl think that she can carry my money and go and sleep, God go deal with her, i said in my mind.

"Mummy, i went to church o"

"Church with girl abi? Uduak how old are you?"

"14"

"At 14 years you are already having girl friends abi, you are supposed to be reading for your Mock exams instead you are busy chasing girls, do you want to give someone daughter belly" she kept on bashing me as my anger increased.

"Oya go and bring 5 good canes now" she said.

Just the words i wanted to hear, i prefer beatings than words so since its coming from my mother's hand there was no problem at all, i could bear it, but my sister must gain my furry.

"I would give you twenty strokes" she shouted.

I almost laughed because her twenty strokes was my dad's one so i quickly laid down before she changes her mind.

I faked a sweet cry which ended as soon as she left me and went inside smiling when she told me i wont eat that night.

If only she knew i was over filled already, i would not mind doing three days fasting and prayer if asked.

I went inside to see a worst joke, my kid sister was laying on my bed, biscuit, sweet and chewing gum packets laid all around.

I checked her pocket and saw only 5naira remaining, a wicked thought entered into my mind.

So this girl ate 35naira in less than a day and still did not do what i said in our plan, i was so mad that i took her on my shoulders and took her to the bathroom and drop on the ground.

I smiled at my evil handiwork and went to my room and laid down hoping to get some sleep when my brother shouted.

"Mummy, is like the sickness that used to catch Uduak don catch Victory o, see she dey sleep for bathrom"

Everyone ran to go see as usual except me who smiled and then felt the hands of sleep on my life.

I dreamt alot of ugly dreams that night but non of them was more horrible like what happend in Mr Biggs..

To Be Continied...

adegwurulez: hahahaha, uduak shey u say that kind thing never happen to you before

my own no be inside school restuarant na

Chiamaka01: @the rock, that's not what i meant. What i meant was that despite having Anita as your girlfriend, you still 'toast' other girls, but Anita 'seems' faithful to you.

Naso, but i no dey follow her reach house na, anything can happen

Laughing @ "Mummy, is like the sickness that used to catch Uduak don catch Victory o, see she dey sleep for bathrom" well done boss.

that your kid sister is a real amebo. I just got so angry at her that I want to punish her like I did to my sisters back in the days.that your kid sister is a real amebo. I just got so angry at her that I want to punish her like I did to my sisters back in the days.that your kid sister is a real amebo. I just got so angry at her that I want to punish her like I did to my sisters back in the days.

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Haba bros this suspence is killing oohhh!!!

I tink injection will teach ur kid sis hw to always kip to once promise. Am sure the nxt chapter is gonna be BAM, can't wait

Come complete am oh.

Lmao!! Bt wait oh, Yu're 14 yrz of age at SS3?

Guy be fast Oooooooo.....We are waiting.........Kingphillip told me to help him share d pop corn and kunnu cos he's going 2 his gf's hauz..*calls 100 bouncers *.....Start sharing it.....

Wizdray: Lmao!! Bt wait oh, Yu're 14 yrz of age at SS3?

Na jss 3 he dey ooooooo....I dont knw ooooooooo

@sexitee-thanks miss, i dey come check Oga Kay for Hd by 8pm, tell am not to fail me o

@soul minister-no worry, i dey punish her enuf now pass ur sisters sef.

@kingphilip-na suspence tinz na

@lollz-abeg make e no kill u, i go update very soon.

@sexy saphhire-#looks around# if u cant wait just come to my bedroom this nite, i go tell you till d end.

@daniel-coming soon.

@wizdray-sorry, its ss2, have u for gotten i said i wrote common entrance in prim 4, i was just 9 yrs in jss1.

@lekinz-dey share am na.

Make i go house now, go find food.

Work na bas tard today...

@sexy saphhire-#looks around# if u cant wait just come to my bedroom this nite, i go tell you till d end.

It seems u re high abi....*calls 2 bouncers*...Make sure u remove his front teeth before leaving him


@lekinz-dey share am na.

I don share am finish naw