*kida-berry#:

Bros we dey wait you

go and update ur own thread too,nice update rock.
U ROCK

Waiting

Sup all! Partly back for now... Hope the twins av u feeding u guys well

HERO WELCOME
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"Uduak my only C.Ronaldo, na your face be this?" Idowu shouted and raced to embrace me.

The whole area was aroused like GEJ came into town, everyone wanted to see me and they all had their opinions about me.

"You don tall oo, na lie him still dey short na him voice big like goat own.

Na lie him fat, taar him still slim"

Idowu and Uhmbgade argued on my head. They were keeping me entertained, i managed to greet my former neigbours before my mother called me home, they all escourted me home like a demi-god to the house.

"Mummy this hot water na for wetin?" i asked my mum when i saw her waiting with a steaming bowl of water and a handtowel.

"So you have forgotten that you had a swollen finger in the accident" My mother reminded me.

"Eh Accident? How come? What happened?" So many questions were asked to us.

"Nothing it was jut minor something" me mothe dimissed them all.

I looked at my bruised fingers, it had swollen times two, i began wondering how i never felt pain, i even shook hands with my pals and nothing happened, i guess it was over excitement.

"Mummy i don well oo, e no dey pain me again" i lied to avoid screaming in front of my pals.

"My friend come here, Idowu come and hold him" my mother said as Idowu and two other guys grabbed me jokingly and held my hands strong.

"Wayo Alllah" i screamed as my mother tomented my hands with the scorching water, what do you expect, her Dad was a Chemist owner and my father's dad was a native doctor so the mdeicinal combo was 3much, my mother knows the medicine for every ailment or so am thinking.

After dealing with my fingers she told me we were going to see one of her friends so i dressed up and followed her.

There i met a great suprise

Make i work small, i go drop another short one soon

Na there u see gloria ba

MTN jst dey do me bad tn

rock makurdi phcn na bastards true true o. Na saloon i dey charge my phone dis days. I go dis morning, na clipper the guy use pursue me for him shop

Who u see,ur girlfriend wey travel abroad abi

adegwurulez: rock makurdi phcn na bastards true true o. Na saloon i dey charge my phone dis days. I go dis morning, na clipper the guy use pursue me for him shop

Oboy!! I can relate to this, back in skul na barber shop i dey go charge. It wasen't funny at all. Uduak nice update

Watin b d suprise? ......

Uthman51: Watin b d suprise? ......

Na there him go see Gloria

U r ROCKing the thread....Oya nw wetin u c?

D9ty7:
Na there him go see Gloria

I jx follwed u....I wanna take my time to go thru ur story frm part1-2.....thumps to u guys...#PHCN free me o

@Kingphilip-na u know ooo

@D. Ella. Luv-Ehya no mind mtn oo

@Adeg-lolz at clipper. Me dat tym na Ps2 shop i dey go charge oo

@Ninja4life-mehn Ninja where have u been, no be her i see o

@Clemzy-tanks oo

@Uthman-u go soon know now

@D9ty7-u forget say na me and my mama dey go there.

@bouye-welcome bros, go read part one come back, i dey wait.

Typing long update... I must drop two b4 today ends. Somebody shout Aye

D9ty7:
Na there him go see Gloria

How u take knw...I dey feel ur story too

MR KOLOBO
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After screaming my lungs out my mother finally left me and asked me to dress up cus we were going to visit one of our ex-member, my mother's intention was to go hustle for garri, this my mumsy no dey joke with garri oo, if she reach Makurdi and she no bring garri come back that means Nairalanders have affected the price of garri in the market.

"Mehn this kind hot weather and no light, Nepa una be bastards" i cursed as we walked along.

We passed London craze man's shop and i heard people screaming frantically in jollyment, ofcus no better fun than wiping shots at goal keepers then regret wasting your money after the fun wears off.

"Wow, who are we seeing" Mama Favour, the woman we went to visit screamed in joy, her children dashed out and began embracing us.

"Uduak see my children wey you carry for hand, na them don big finish" she said as they gathered round me. It was only her first daughter that i did not witness her birth, the rest of them were doing run my race from their mumsy belly.

"Uduak welcome oo", Precious her first daughter said to me, i smiled at her and we began jisting, she was in Goodnews secondary school(my former school in Makurdi) so she gave me all the trending topics like the school was now a boarding school and other stuffs, Mehn Big Uncle don hammer, how wish i fit get him daughter. Maybe Adegwu go fit help me sha.

"Come and chop oo" Papa Favour said so as per man must wack wey no dey dull for food i quickly settled down infront of the yam and egg stew(chai Hungry don dey catch me) kept for me and my mum(the woman was forming ajebo) and began wacking.

"Uduak! Uduak!" one of my friend hailed me, he came with a tall boy who had developed alittle nice abs.

"Chai Faner, na you be this? You don grow oo, how you take know say i dey here" i asked him gladly, he was one of the dude that always deal with me in football either with bottle tops or real field, he was a good player except in Ps2 wey idey show my talent.

"Na me oo, we go Mercy house nai them tell us say una dey here" he explained as his friend went and sat on a bench opposite us without speaking. It was suprising, how could her come and then just suddenly sit down without even hailing me so i asked.

"Na who be this your friend na?" i said cus the whole area was dark and i loved eating in darkness cus na chance to dey disappear meat wella.

(My bros ever do me that think i nearly cry, him chop two meat come remain one so i was saving it for further exploitation when Nepa took their light, mehn i come divide him Pounded yam into two carry am put for my plate. When person on touch i saw my guy chewing something and looked at the plate only to find a meatless soup. Rage took over me, Ini you chop winch, why you carry the remaining meat, i hollared at him.

I think say na leaf oo, he exclaimed and then looked at his divided pounded yam and began cursing me again after hustling three meats. Chai i vex no be small that day-Sorry for derailing, make we continue)

"So you no know me, you just siddon there like keg of palmwine they look" a coarse huge deep voice spoke.

"Kai who be this na? Abeg who you be?" i asked cus i was more perplexed than confused.

"So you no remeber Kolo again? Uduak nawao for you" Precious cleared my doubts.

"Whaaat, Kolo don big like this, mehn how far?" i said suprised and jumped off my stool to measure height with him. I left Kolo a tiny, fearful, slim, short, naughty boy but he had transformed taller than me, kolo was now a macho man, then i usually beat him in fights but i dare not try that now.

"So na now you know me ba?" he asked sarcastically.

"No be like that na, no light thats why and you don grow too much" i replied.

We catched up on old times while my mother bargained on the price of garri that she wanted to buy. When she was through we all left together to Kolo's house, more friends were waiting there, it was a priceless reunion. Nepa even refused to welcome me- Jealousy nai cus am.

Back in Makurdi then Mercy's mother who was a senior nepa staff told us that Nepa have bugs in peoples home to know when they are insulted or not, if you insult them u no go see light, we foolishly believed untill one dat that nepa refused bringing light for three days, i just got angry and shouted 'Nepa una father' that moment light came, since then Nepa dey collect insult wella for our hands.

I told Gloria that i was coming the next day, when i was not even sure i would succed to see her but since i have my bad guys around, anything is possible.

I went to sleep by 1am that night only because of over gisting with only my boxer on cus of too much heat only to wake up by 8pm the following morning to see Mercy staring at me.

She was not looking at my face, instead i followed her eyes to my midsection, my early morning hard-on had sneaked out of its confins, i smiled cus action fit dey or so i thought.

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Make i go house now, na only me dey work cus i wan type...

Hmm

Typing conts

[b]Hi rock and the preacher's son family,

am very happy we are in season 2 now, you will all agree with me that writting a story is not easy....

Some start but could not end it cus of some issue or the other, but he start and end and start a new season, PLEASE LETS GIVE HIM A HAND OF APPLAUSE, though some are complaining for ASUU and asup to end their strike, me on other hand keep praying for them to continue so that i will continue reading beautiful stories like this(****whispers to rock**** am in private i dont have problem, if them like make them cont. Til next 10 yrs****na joke oh****)

Am very honored to be part of this story (any evil one eyeing for this story to end in the middle......na their head we go write the final episode put.... if u are there say uhun uhuunn).....

am very good in talking but because am very busy nowadays i wil just conclude that we as his fans should pray for him as he end season 1 in good faith so shall he end season 2 in good faith.

I wish everybody a blishful night and well endowned xmas.[/b]

Baddest f`ucker of life

GLORIA WAHALA
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I laid quietly to watch what she was going to do, my mum must have woken up early to go check on the women cooking. I laid silently watching her reaction. She made to touch my dikk but retracted her hands back then smiled and got up, i was disappointed.

"So this boy don gather package like this" She muttered and went out, i hissed loudly for my missed oppourtunity, i would have atleast grabbed her, maybe i would have been lucky but as the sayings go, Ten men cannot walk on the same road for ten years. Times have change and so have all our characteristics, maybe if i had tried any funny thing a slap would have cleared my brain.

Kolo sneaked in with a bowl of water which made me jump off immediatly and chased him, when i caught him i flung him to the ground which made him begin to beg.

"Chai so this boy no strong till now sef. SHM" I thought and left him alone.

"We think say you no wan wake again na, i come wash your dead body" Kolo joked and began laughing which i partooked before calling him to one corner.

"Kolo e get one runs oo, i wan see one babe for Modern market side, and my mumsy go dey put me eye so how we go do now" i explained my predicament to him, he began laughing at first then looked at me and continued laughing.

"Uduak you don upgrade abi, no worry, na we dey run town, that package must click" He encouraged me and pat my head before fleeing for his life cus i gave him the chase of his life.

I dont know why we do this but am sure 90 percent of the guys dont like their head or ears been touched by anyone, me even girl no fit try am oo, Na because of that thing i slap girl the other day.

Chance never presented itself for us to sneak out, my mum's eagle eyes were on me all the time so i had no choice but to dress up for the wedding ceremony.

I got my chance during the reception time when my mother was callled to the high table. Me, Idowu and Kolo all departed out to the junction to board a Town service bus to Modern market.

I had smuggled my brother's phone to Makurdi in order to be on constant communication with Gloria. Though it came at a high price.

The urge for ps2 was too much so we stopped by in London crase man shop and played enough games, every one were welcoming me there, i even got a free game, those that did not know me were asking their friends who i was.

"I think say you die oo" London Crase man said as they all bursted into laughter.

Time was fast spent and Gloria was disturbing me with calls so i hurried my friends up lets move.

"I hope the babe fine ba?" Idowu asked.

"I no know at all, na phone we dey talk on since" i repiled them.


"Toor cus if anything happen we go leave you run oo" Kolo said and smiled.

"Baby am there now" I said as Gloria picked up her call, we had arrived at her area but it was mostly filled with black skull cultist, i guess that was their area, Kolo and Idowu were uncomfortable but what can they do, they had come along way so no going back.

"Wait for me by that mango tree, i have seen you, which among them is you?" Gloria asked me, i turned around to checkout her but all the hot babes i saw were not holding any phone or making calls, i was restless.

"Just come, you would know by then" I replied and put off the call, my heart had began beating heavily, i figured that something was damn wrong.

"Chineke meh, Uduak are you seeing what am seeing" Idowu shouted and put his hands on his head. I was facing him so he was actually looking at my back direction.

"Wetin be that?" i asked fearfully.

"Bros look codely, this babe na die" Idowu said and so i stylishly turned backward to see the greatest suprise of my life.
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"Chai make i go sleep, una godnite ooo. "

Hahahahahaha... This last update was hilarious. Got me thinking.

dis suspence na die o.......abeg update early 2mao

uduak u beta knw hw 2 decipher d end of ur updates o.y ll u b putting 1 in hypo-suspensenamea.u beta find d cure wit updates o.
Chai,headache o

One of ours is at it again.... Its the debut of Jumizie so join me as we launch the thread THE TRIO

Follow this link to get there asap
www.nairaland.com/1532641/trio#19815981

Funny,wide and interesting but na suspense wan kill person 4 here.....oga ROCK abeg dome free us...abi Gloria na dwarf ne?(ARara)

Clemzy-funny uh, e no funny me oo.

Smithe-i go update now

Danpeirse-suspence is good 4 d body

Kingphilip-make she beta serious o, i don dey follow

Bouye-na u get ya mouth oo.

Where my main main na, My mai guard, lawyer, bouncers and secetaries, i go vex for una head ooo. Even my godfathers are no where to be found.

#watching in HD#

Typing.. Sharp... Sharp

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Ride on joor

We are almost there

I must open it