Egusi looks like explosive diarrhea

gosh, hard to look at egusi again after this 

I cannot live close to Nigerians. Busy Body, gossipers, they love to pretend, this people!

the pretend part is so true.

Ruby_Pearl:


Even when I don't want to eat, they be trying to force me to get a plate. Acting like they're worried. "

I feel the same way. My hubby does this to me in private and in public. He always wants me to to eat, eat, eat but is always talking about fat unhealthly people. And how he does not want me to get fat. then why do they keep stuffing the food down my throat?

I have never been a big eater i eat small meals.

Him and his buddies always say "your iyawo never eats, she picks at her food like a bird even at resturant".

sistawoman:


I feel the same way. My hubby does this to me in private and in public. He always wants me to to eat, eat, eat but is always talking about fat unhealthly people. And how he does not want me to get fat. then why do they keep stuffing the food down my throat?

I have never been a big eater i eat small meals.

Him and his buddies always say "your iyawo never eats, she picks at her food like a bird even at resturant".

LOL! I used to be forced to eat.
When I get home, the first thing they tell me is, "go and get something to eat".
Later on "Did you eat something?". If I say no, am constantly reminded that I don't eat.
It's so annoying sometimes. I am not hungry means I am not hungry. Nigerians and food.

i guess its because they take great pride in their cooking. i for one have lost my big size appetite for food since i came to the states. the food here just dont taste right. i prefer snacks than actual food in the usa

Ruby_Pearl:

LOL! I used to be forced to eat.
When I get home, the first thing they tell me is, "go and get something to eat".
Later on "Did you eat something?". If I say no, am constantly reminded that I don't eat.
It's so annoying sometimes. I am not hungry means I am not hungry. Nigerians and food.

na2day?:

i guess its because they take great pride in their cooking. i for one have lost my big size appetite for food since i came to the states. the food here just don't taste right. i prefer snacks than actual food in the usa

Are there not places where you can eat or buy naija food?
There are Nigerian stores over here.

i only know one and it is kinda boring to cook my own food. i am not a great fan of fast food either

Ruby_Pearl:

Are there not places where you can eat or buy naija food?
There are Nigerian stores over here.

na2day?:

i only know one and it is kind of boring to cook my own food. i am not a great fan of fast food either

it's aiight. Most of you naija men feel it. It's called laziness.
I just feel sorry for una wife

ouch! i thot that u were my wife, my bad

Ruby_Pearl:

it's aiight. Most of you naija men feel it. It's called laziness.
I just feel sorry for una wife

@Ruby_Pearl
Sweetheart you nor dey tire!! Naija men are lazy Naija men are this Naija men are that

It is our osho-free mentality anything we dont pay for we always tend to want to make full use of

na2day?:

ouch! i thot that u were my wife, my bad

Na Gamine be your wife
I prefer a domesticated man

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
Sweetheart you nor dey tire!! Naija men are lazy Naija men are this Naija men are that

heheheh, tire for wetin? Lemme talk jor.

A-40:

It is our osho-free mentality anything we don't pay for we always tend to want to make full use of

hmmmmm. Isn't that called, what is that word o. . . .moti gbagbe jor.
That word that describes eating without working for it. . . .
That word sums up the usual naija men

@Ruby_Pearl
Oya lets talk why not come and tell me what Nigerian men have done to you to deserve such bashing? why do you dislike us so much .I am sorry for your future husband already

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
Oya lets talk why not come and tell me what Nigerian men have done to you to deserve such bashing? why do you dislike us so much .I am sorry for your future husband already

Don't feel sorry for him He'll be alright!

I love Naija mennnnnnnnn. *cough*

look here woman! i am required by law to have more than one wife, and u r in my wifey string

Ruby_Pearl:

Na Gamine be your wife
I prefer a domesticated man

@Ruby_Pearl
I seriously doubt it.Ok please tell me what have Naija men done to you? i can keep a secret trust me

na2day?:

look here woman! i am required by law to have more than one wife, and u r in my wifey string

I no want.
I dnt share

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
I seriously doubt it.Ok please tell me what have Naija men done to you? i can keep a secret trust me

This from a Naija man? ROTFLMAO!!

ok, i don dump her 4 u, oya come here sweet beautiful nonsense like, u r so precious to me

Ruby_Pearl:

I no want.
I dnt share

@Ruby_Pearl
Don't under-rate us ooh!! we are very loyal and reliable especially moi

na2day?:

ok, i don dump her for you, oya come here sweet beautiful nonsense like, u r so precious to me

lmao!
Do you know how many times I've heard this line?
If I don't fall for it offline, what makes you think I'll fall for it online?
Naija men! Na so e easy for you to dump a chick

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
Don't under-rate us ooh!! we are very loyal and reliable especially moi

scoff. . . . too little too late
I've known some that are reliable, but their loyalty is questionable

u want me to swear?

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!
Do you know how many times I've heard this line?
If I don't fall for it offline, what makes you think I'll fall for it online?
Naija men! Na so e easy for you to dump a chick

@Ruby_Pearl
Maybe you should try Nigerian women if our men are that bad

na2day?:

u want me to swear?

you want Gamine to come and castrate me?

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
Maybe you should try Nigerian women if our men are that bad

Na, I don't go that way Thanks for the advice, though

Castrate ya? Iz you a tranny?
Hmm are you sure you don't go that route the way you are going at us it sounds like something you wouldn't mind experimenting

A-40:

Castrate ya? Iz you a tranny?
Hmm are you sure you don't go that route the way you are going at us it sounds like something you wouldn't mind experimenting

No, but the woman love her na2day o!

Mba, go which way? I am anti-gay, but they have their rights, so. . . .

ANywaz, how can I go gay when there are men like you around? ^{chokes on my lie}

I am anti-gay as well!!
One of these days those your lie s will turn to the truth

A-40:

I am anti-gay as well!!
One of these days those your lie s will turn to the truth

rotflmao!!
One of this days? like what-ever!
I'm complimenting you, you dey shakara. shior

Keep your compliments in your Levis jeans pocket
Am i supposed to cash a cheque with it

A-40:

Keep your compliments in your Levis jeans pocket
Am i supposed to cash a cheque with it

Not cheques, let's try Gold pot olojukokoro. cheque ko

You are simply Impossible!!how did your ex's cope? how is your present squeeze coping now?

A-40:

You are simply Impossible!!how did your ex's cope? how is your present squeeze coping now?

Hmmm, are you trying to ask if am free? rotflmao

@Ruby_Pearl
Why are your imaginations running amok? lol what if i was

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
Why are your imaginations running amok? lol what if i was

No, my imaginations are running amok, I cannot answer that question

Dont be a shy gyal tell me whats on your mind