Jackal at his verbose and stupidly facetious best

@ I-man

No one (at least not I) has said MU's youth policy has collapsed, or that a cataclysmic breakdown has occurred because of the loss to Coventry, I just came on to tease you scummies about your loss, not to start a 5th world war over AW vs SAF.

But the fact remains that you lost, it rankles a bit and there is no harm admitting that, just as your manager did.

But no, after one of your moronic ilk (=Jackal ) made loudmouthed predictions and fell flat on his face, he resorted to his base mendacious tendencies to cover up his egregious folly. It takes a bigger man to admit he was wrong, oops I forgot, he's just a SCAVENGING HOUND

I think this topic is well and truly exhausted, y'all lost, we won, another footnote in the long story of Season 2007/08 has been written. We shall see how this fits into the larger picture at the end of it all.

PS: Jackal you are the QUEEN FAIRY of all SCUMTWATS!!!

@jackal
Please, this isnt about United or Arsenal. have you experienced a scenerio on NL where they pay some people to come and attack you?
I just had a fair dose of that. I know where it came from. the sponsors were from NL sports section.
Im gonna be firing on all cylinders now. I know them. bastards.

@ tkb417,

I have experienced it time and time again.
U beef with some people and they go home to tell friends/relatives to come beef u cos they cant write.
Welcome to the SPORTS SECTION. . . . . . . .especially as a Man Utd fan.
People will come here to rile and piss u off but the ability to fight back and leave their face in shit is what makes u A TOP DOG.

@ Debosky,

I have 4 WORDS for u . . . . U are a CUNTOX.

debosky:

Jackal at his verbose and stupidly facetious best

But no, after one of your moronic ilk (=Jackal ) made loudmouthed predictions and fell flat on his face, he resorted to his base mendacious tendencies to cover up his egregious folly.

PS: Jackal you are the QUEEN FAIRY of all SCUMTWATS!!!

GBOSA GBOSI GBOSE

Naija no go kill person with English o

Jackal:


I have 4 WORDS for u . . . . You are a CUNTOX.

Ol bob, ur own no join. Its weak bruv.

@ Pinocchio,

Why dont u take ur slimy snoutz outta ma business.
Do u realise i am a dude like u?
Why are u having erections for me? Go to the ROMANCE thread if u feeling kinky.
Bloody sod!

all hail the ignominious prevaricator of the SCUM - QUEEN POOF JACKAL !!!

Imma haunt your scrawny carcass eating behind till you admit your ubiquitous off-target comments this season.

you need help mate, pseudo-pathological fibbing is the precursor of full blown schizophrenia. GET MEDICAL ATTENTION!

@ tk

you must be pretty important for someone to pay money to some scumbag in order to insult you. Either that or you have run across some Muppets on this forum who refuse to forget like the proverbial elephant. Jackal's case is understandable, he is always spewing his bunkum indiscriminately, like a mongrel who shags all the neighborhood bi@tches, some of that crap you spread around is bound to come around sooner or later.

debosky:

all hail the ignominious prevaricator of the SCUM - QUEEN POOF JACKAL !!!

Imma haunt your scrawny carcass eating behind till you admit your ubiquitous off-target comments this season.

you need help mate, pseudo-pathological fibbing is the precursor of full blown schizophrenia. GET MEDICAL ATTENTION!

My guy. You are wasting your talent on this forum. You should be writing Yaradua's speeches.

Jackal:

@ Pinocchio,

Why don't u take your slimy snoutz out of ma business.
Do u realise i am a dude like u?
Why are u having erections for me? Go to the ROMANCE thread if u feeling kinky.
Bloody sod!

You on the other hand have found your niche. The garrulous forum tosser

Did you say tosser as in SALAD TOSSER?

aha! at long last your surreptitious nocturnal activities have been revealed for all to behold!

I am no longer surprised as to the origin of your terminal and persistent VERBAL DIARRHEA - you got it from licking behinds for a living

thats the reason the Home Office won't deport ya, no one else will stoop to such vile depths just to collect a few quid to sustain an addiction to reefer. The game is up mate,

Dr. Kit has developed a new cure to save you from your afflictions. . . .

Accept or remain forever doomed to performing manual buttywashes with your tongue

@ Debosky,

What is it with u that makes u spew fuckery?
In all honesty, I see u as a dude who is impaired in normal, social or occupational functioning.
In other words . . .I think u are mentally-deficient or a classic MANIE.

A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood. Will i be right to call u a SCREWBALL?
Why don't u just use senses and act like a full grown adult instead of acting like a DEMENTED Gorilla.
I think a proper brain scan on your cranium should evaluate your DELIRIOUS tendencies.
Its a permanent mental disturbance so your best bet is to erm, erm,. . . . . . . .KILL URSELF.

R.I.P. DEBOSKY . . . . .I promise u . . .I will cry on your FUNERAL.

You see me as rehrehrehreh. Can you make any pertinent observations with those HYPERMETROPIC eye balls of yours?

they are filled with slimy green pus from the numerous infections you have accumulated from your MAN-WHORING activities with the dregs of London

your display of utter mental vacuousness is still higly baffling. . . Did you sell your frontal lobes to pay off your CRACK bills as well?

The only mental disturbance around here is from your twisted and COKE DISTORTED neurones, the dendrites have become frazzled and disconnected, causing the random twitches exhibiting themselves as the NAUSEATING BUNKUM emanating from your butt kissing lips.

Go and Hang on a pole Jackal, I guarantee the celebrations will be wilder than those on the day ABACHA died!!

Jackal:

@ Debosky,

What is it with u that makes u spew fuckery?
In all honesty, I see u as a dude who is impaired in normal, social or occupational functioning.
In other words . . .I think u are mentally-deficient or a classic MANIE.

A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood. Will i be right to call u a SCREWBALL?
Why don't u just use senses and act like a full grown adult instead of acting like a DEMENTED Gorilla.
I think a proper brain scan on your cranium should evaluate your DELIRIOUS tendencies.
Its a permanent mental disturbance so your best bet is to erm, erm,. . . . . . . .KILL URSELF.

R.I.P. DEBOSKY . . . . .I promise u . . .I will cry on your FUNERAL.

Compared to the lucid and highly penetrative post of Debosky
Tosserman Jackal had to come and chat igbe

And what is that habit of yours putting in bold letters those useless
terms that you come up with.

You must feel accomplished coming up with such pubescent, retarded
and redundant BALDERDASH .

Agbepo Oshi

@ Debosky,

My ELF eyes can see deeper into your DEMENTIA problems than the best BRAIN SCANNER in the world.
You are simply suffering from congenital hypothyrodism and that indicates the greatest degree of intellectual disability.
I am not sure if this is necessarily inherited but as a medical-buff, i ma classify it as PROFOUND MENTAL RETARDATION.

I will say your IQ is just slightly below 20 thus making u blab unnecessarily without control.
The mental distortion also affects the motor neurones that makes your fingers twitch thus making u TYPERACTIVE.
Its kind of bizarre but u have a knack of just typing heresies on your keyboards to satisfy your demented mind.

Why don't u get HELP?
I know a very good neuro-surgeon known as Prof. Patterson who can help correct all these disorders IF it is not INHERITED.
You are between PROFOUND and SEVERE mental retardation depending if these traits are genetical or environmental.

Boooooof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Nigga has got loads of problems.
Your best bet is to swallow a bottle of Tylenol OR jam your head on a brick wall maybe some screws would turn loose and turn this to VOYEURISM.
The last time i checked  . . . .It is not a crime in CANADA so follow the foot-steps of your VOYEURISTIC manager!!!!!

@ Pinocchio,

Direct that statement to your foster parents!
You ignoranus!
It is obvious a Arrow like just needs the attention and i will take the battle to ur door-step like a Pizza delivery man.
Without a shadow of doubt, your problem is simple: TRISOMY 21.
There's a presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome in ur system thus making u a FULL BLOWN idiot.

Jackal:

@ Pinocchio,

Direct that statement to your foster parents!
You ignoranus!
It is obvious a Arrow like just needs the attention and i will take the battle to your door-step like a Pizza delivery man.
Without a shadow of doubt, your problem is simple: TRISOMY 21.
There's a presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome in your system thus making u a FULL BLOWN idiot.

Night soil man in the day, Pizza delivery man at night.

Why dont you go back to Nigeria and get a good job.

You can be Clifford Orji's Apprentice.

Your crass illiteracy and abject lack of pedagogy is appalling.

It seems you got your stupidity on sale - buy some, get a truckload free

now the weight of the corrupted and venal balderdash imported into your cerebral cortex has caught up with you

You've been reduced to a bumbling idiot with shit for brains and a shocking degree of cranial decay.

But. . . when all is said and done, you're still a great sport, I-man aside, there is no other SCUM fan I like matching wits against like you.

Take a bow Jackhound, you deserve an award. SCUMTWAT of the year

Debosky & Le Chacal

Is you guys just frolicking and phucking with ya minds or is you guys having a beef?

Debosky, I no go dey read ur posts again ooo, wats up with all dis stuffs you dont do before. Is you tryna compete with the Chacal or what?

You know its in Chacals character to use some certain words even during peace time, !!!, but U is using words not associated with ya, shoot i dont like that. Besides Mc Omo, You, Loyika and Muki,i dont read any more posts from Nairaland gooners, 'em are featherweights on this blog.Just like chacal, Me too aint gat love for any more gooners spewing on this blog, so i understand why Chacal and Debo are doing a battle of the wits.

Me dont like this sh@t you geezers are spewing, its giving room to some guy lurking behind to fan the embers of beefs on this thread.

You just spoke my mind, Rikky?  As much as I love reading from you guys, I hate this show of childishness.

Can't we have a discussion/debate without cursing?

Rikky boy

I just decided to indulge Jackal in a little word jousting this afternoon, I'll be returning to my amiable and good natured self very soon.

There's no one who can fan embers of beef between me and Le Chac, we've been on the nairaland sports section too long for that to happen

Obviously we got our wires crossed over the Coventry schitzo, but thats all exhausted now.

I see your RAVEN eyes have also encountered the rapid increase of brainless fans (on both sides). . .do you have any recipe to exterminate these vermin from the land?

I don't blame you lot for all this biology-laced
tirades.

Its Google's fault for making search so easy.

Shio.

@ Rikkyjen,

Dont believe the hype.
Me and Debosky have come a long way and we do this from time to time to sharpen verbal assaults and weaponry.
You wont be far from the truth if u call it a ROUTINE SHOOTING PRACTISE.
Chacal and Debosky are just pitting wits and its a monthly affair.
Watch out for the Grand Finale after 3rd of November. . . . . .It will be a SHOWDOWN.

@ Debosky.

Honestly, a lotta peops would think this is a serious BEEF.
This might get your ass banned so put your scrawny, spaghetti-like tail between your legs and run back to the GAYNNERS thread.
I might be heading to MANITOBA next spring so i will give u a shout and continue our banter mano-o-mano.

Lest i forget . . . . .I STILL think u are a FILTHY-Arrow.

@ Pinocchio,

Ya ass has been saved tonight.
Nevertheless, i ma watch out for u on the battle-field.
Anutha thang that has been niggling at the back of me mind is . . . . . .Why the erections on me?
At this junction . . .I will be right to say i have got a male-stalker trying to get me attention.
I know a couple of HOMOS in the Arsenal posse . . . . Debosky, Lordi and a certain MC Weird will suit your crack-ass.

What's with all this 'I ma' do this 'I ma' do that.

Did you lose your ma?

See this Tosser.

@ Pinocchio,

Nah. . . . . .
U are getting it muddled up.
It means i bleeped ur ma.

Now dont get agitated. . . . . . .i threw a sheath on me cock.

Even AG can select a winning CC side btter than Old fergie

@ MUSTAY,

This is getting too much.
Whats that picture all about?
Must u DISPLAY your idiotic tendencies after breaking ur FAST.
You fast and pray and blow everything away on Nairaland.
Nigga, u need urgent help.

Plonker, Ninny, person, Pillock, cretin

@MUSTAY

I would display pictures of Chelsea vs Manchester United to refresh your memory

See the team una play sef?

What a pity?Lets see how well u wld beat them in relegation

Banderas:

Plonker, Ninny, person, Pillock, cretin

Puhleeeaseeeeeeee

Put your creativity on display by coming up with your own words.

Come on darling. . . . Impress me.

Come on bandit. . . Let's see what you've got.

Dearest Razorr, don't you know that my phase of trying to impress you, if it ever existed is long past babes?
I know where you live - In Jackie's pocket.

Mustay's brain is fried. . . fasting coupled with JM's sudden departure has made my former pal despondent.

Razorr won't you use your CHESTICLES to revive your fellow Chelskite?

and while you're at it, quit throwing yourself at Banderas, he's only interested in high class chicks, not SB bunnies

Awwww come on Bandit. . .

You know you're my favourite Gayner. I love you more than Jose Mourinho, I swear!

Infact, if you weren't so far away, I prolly would have proposed to you. Yea. . . I love you that much.

Don't let the club differences or the disses fool you.  You still have a special place in my heart.

You're so so cute.

@ Banderas,

I miss u, son.
Where have u been?
Ohhhhh . . . . . . .You are still mad because United scored TWICE on sunday?
Dont bovver . . . I know u don't want us that close to ARSENAL but we are breathing down your scrawny necks.

Meanwhile, stop saying Razorr is in me pockets.
Razorr's boyfriend is a Nairaland user so don't put me into trouble.
75% of the human-mutts that attack me here is because they think i have some sorta relationship with Razorr.
Pinocchio is after me life from day 1 because he feels i am dating Razorr . . . .Dont put me in trouble.
Tha last thing i need now is an ACID-BATH.

@ Debosky,

I need anutha complete BODY ARMOUR with a HEAD-GUARD.
Charge ma AMEX BLACK CARD and send the invoice.
Dont over-charge me o.

Jackie boy,
make una no vex, I've been away because my wife just had a baby (boy of course).

Razorr? She's my person anyday, except the occassions when I'm totally p@wning your ass, and then she comes in and claims you're winning. Those few times, I feel like strangling her (and she knows it!!!)
And you're right, I was actually hoping for a chelsea win last weekend, just like you wanted Derby to beat us, so we were both disappointed.

Razorr pumping! How now? I'm currently typing with one hand - baby dey the other, so I can't do any quality posting. How's life?

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

BANDIT!!!!!!!!

So you just had a bouncing baby boy!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

What's his name?   And when do we eat pounded yam and afang?