Busy_body:


My Pastor, my lord, what is C2H I know you are speaking in tongue, and I can speak in tongues too, but I have not yet perfected the act of translating tongues yet, I am still learning See why I mentioned that I have to be a perfect righteous woman, to be worthy of my role as your wife So help me Heaven

C2H5OH:

LOL @ Bisi, they say good things come to those who wait. You, my dear, have waited for too long. Previous offer is now obsolete. In fact, I'm all wived up now, on that boo-boo hype, all in lurf and shit. Don't let my wife catch you, you go hear wen. Would have been more than a pleasure to excite that big romp attached to your backside though.

O well . .

Luckily, honor womanizer pastor na2day would love to show you paradise. you can borrow him from unitee for one night. she doesn't mind sharing.

chika98:

I can see that this topic has been derailed a long time ago

unitee:

Dear N

For your greatness supercedes human realm,men fight each other when they think they are fighting you.
We are the best NL has ever seen and its people tremble in fear when our names are mentioned lol
Greatness is ours,
p/s I have finished compiling the guest list from NL and have passed the list to Busy_Body for printing, what a good friend she is to us lol


Yours for ever and ever(for your ears only LOL)
the one and only Unitee

C2H5OH:

LOL @ Bisi, they say good things come to those who wait.  You, my dear, have waited for too long.  Previous offer is now obsolete.  In fact, I'm all wived up now, on that boo-boo hype, all in lurf and shit.  Don't let my wife catch you, you go hear wen.  Would have been more than a pleasure to excite that big romp attached to your backside though.

O well . .

Luckily, honor womanizer pastor na2day would love to show you paradise.  you can borrow him from unitee for  one night.  she doesn't mind sharing.

Busy_body:


Hmmn, pekele pekele, chicken feet can talk too Didn't Fl Alagolo tell you how I roll, that all i have to do is stand on my varanda (sic) watching you youngies go by and as soon as I see what I like, I gbesele like those Oba's in the olden days just because I can Keep on playing stubborn you hia, I like a man with a lil bit of attitude and spunk, it kinda turns me on


You that your room has already been prepared in my house, and as soon as I get rid of the 3 dudes warming my cockles for this month, you are moving in by hook or by crook, end of discussion, so zip it and fem, fem, aruwo kosi, to ba wa, egba . . .

C2H5OH:

you are just a bully, period. it's like you derive joy from picking on me
asshole wasn't to you btw, put on your urkel-glasses

TheSeeker:

I'm loving this. When was the last time I had this much fun on NL?! Please continue the second part of C2H vs FL Gators.

N2D, if you push me to the wall, I'll bite you. You want me to start pulling phone calls out? Or you want me to make a diss track EM made for MC? Just don't get me upset or that heart of yours she stolen will be hijacked from her. See, I've been talking to this girl from Niger Delta; she says she wants to "spread love" to me and when she does so, I'll kindly ask her to kidnap her. Go figure.

Deep Soul:

Dear EX 1,

You took my innocence. It wasnt enough. You wanted ALL of me. It wasnt love. It was obsession. I ran. You pursued me.
You were mentally unstable. You jumped my fence at 3am and came to my window begging. You belong in a psych ward.
I dont know where you are and frankly, I do not care. Whatever life offers you, good or bad, doesnt mean nada to me.

Dear EX 2,
I met you. I had found The One. When I was with you, it was bliss. We shared a bond or so I thought. You got the best of me. You lied. You cheated.
But with you I stayed. I never uttered a word of complaint. I was an angel. After two years of an LDR, I decided to step. Not because you lied nor cheated. Not because we "grew apart". Not because of the distance, but because you were just too frugal. Stinginess was your first name. It amazes me how it took me more than three years to realise I couldnt be with a STINGY man. I didnt do it for me. No, I could never be as selfish as you are. I did if for my unborn children. Cos they would never have forgiven me for giving them such a FRUGAL father! Tufiakwa! But friends we will remain. We smile and chat. But you will never know the real reason why I cant be with you. I pity the woman you will eventually marry.

Dear almost EX 3,
I could have been typing the most venemous letter to you if we hadnt decided to work things out a month ago. I met you and you showed me what it meant to be loved. Very few people on earth have been privileged to experience the kind of love you showed me, With you everyday was valentine. You showered me with gifts. You took me shopping. You served me breakfast in bed. You jumped even before I sneezed. You were my idea of perfection. You changed my life in a way no other human has. And after almost two years of bliss, you wake up and you are someone else. A mad man. Without any sense of right or wrong. You inflict unimaginable pain on me. And for four months, I went thru pain untellable. Every attempt to salvage the situation proved abortive. I have not been the perfect woman but I try. I never cheated on you, even with the long distance. I even started learning how to cook because of you. Funny huh? I was in the wilderness for four months. And the only thing that saved me and my sanity was God. I would have nightmares consecutively and wake up shaking. And the only thing that could stop the shaking was my Bible. Everytime I wanted to leave, I remembered how you stayed with my in the toilet at 3am rubbing my back when I had diarrhoea. I thank God He has started the healing process on our relationship that seemed irredeemable. It's been one month of recovery already and it's been hard as hell. I wonder if we can make it. You have done so much to hurt me. Unprintable things. But I still remain wwith you and agree to make it work. I hope we survive this. If you mess up again or hurt me the way you did, even I do not know what I will do to you

Phew!

Dear EX 1,

You took my innocence. It wasnt enough. You wanted ALL of me. It wasnt love. It was obsession. I ran. You pursued me.
You were mentally unstable. You jumped my fence at 3am and came to my window begging. You belong in a psych ward.
I dont know where you are and frankly, I do not care. Whatever life offers you, good or bad, doesnt mean nada to me.

netotse:

@sister busy_body,
Greetings my sister,
i hereby wish to apologise on behalf of my backsliden brothers who have refused to properly welcome you to the light, i would be more than willing to take you under my blanket wing to train you in the way you should go!


@na2day?
you kno what they say about chopping alone and dying alone?

@C2H5OH and seeker
tell your guy to stop burning my cable now. . .

TheSeeker:

So N2D, you're sharing Unitee with someone else? Now I have to seriously consider my thoughts to make her pregnant and let you rear the babies priding yourself as their father

na2day?:

shatap dia!

You can't do me nothing Shit you can't do

TheSeeker:

So N2D, you're sharing Unitee with someone else? Now I have to seriously consider my thoughts to make her pregnant and let you rear the babies priding yourself as their father

na2day?:

shatap dia!

unitee:

yeh yeh yeh The Seeker no man has ever tasted what belongs to my N2D this I know unless you visit in ghostly form thenm yeh yeh yeh I cant deny but I have a wall provided by my father above and noone enters that without His permission, so you see am well protected

I belong to one man and it shall remain so

Why are you denying what we both know? I remember very clearly you said no one ever dug your treasure like I did you, so what's the denial all about? Say the truth and you shall be set free.

TheSeeker:

You can't do me nothing Shit you can't do

TheSeeker:

Why are you denying what we both know? I remember very clearly you said no one ever dug your treasure like I did you, so what's the denial all about? Say the truth and you shall be set free.

unitee:

dont worry dear and dont let them work you up for nauts I belong to you in every sense, from hair to toes am all yours in happiness and in sadiness I will stand by you

I dont know whether any human being has ever loved another like i do you and you do me

p/s I enjoy and miss all what you give to me when we are alone away from The Seeker's prying eyes

C2H5OH:

unitee

na2day?:

wetin happen? she owe u money?