Where are the catalogue ? I want everything compilated as a book

ifyalways:

na uzo ozo,o buru na akwukwo ilu dokara adoka ekweghi mmachi with aso mmiri,e jiri gari kporo nku machie d thing.

Ify biko hapunu Echeboy aka  the harrassment adina too much.

Sup Youngies. . .pls i need ya help. . .Pls translate the following for me. . .
-kedu udi afa bu nkea
-gwa ya na anyi choro
-idi shure na unu achogo
-kedu mbwe o mele queen insult
-biko para bwaduwe
-ndi beanyi eze si ka akpo
-ma aga atuba ya na mpkoro.

Men, u can't believe i'm discovering this thread just now.
wow! this is lovely. let me drop some vibes b4 rolling.

Ndi igbo si na ilu bu mmanu ndi okenye ji eri okwu -Igbos say that proverbs is the oil/sauce with which the elders enjoy conversation.
So let me yarn with the elders now.

onye a na ekiri ekiri adiro mma ikpo ntu - A model/hero ought not to behave shamefully

nana:

Sup Youngies. . .please i need ya help. . .Please translate the following for me. . .
-kedu udi afa bu nkea
-gwa ya na anyi choro
-idi shure na unu achogo
-kedu mbwe o mele queen insult
-biko para bwaduwe
-ndi beanyi eze si ka akpo
-ma aga atuba ya na mpkoro.

hmmn o dikwa egwu !umu igbo o nwere ihe unu hotara here ?

@ nana,where did you hear the igbo been spoken?did you copy it from somewhere?you didnt copy it well or if someone said it to you,you definitely missed somethings.as it is now,it cant be translated.

onye na amaghi ebe mmiri bidoro mmawa ya,agaghi ama ebe o ga akwusi.
he who does not not the root of his problems,cannot foresse his solution.

Mmadu agaghi eji maka na nna ya biara ya uwa wee nyegbuo ya na nri
You should not, because you father re-incarnated as your son, overfeed him

ifyalways:

hmmn o dikwa egwu !umu igbo o nwere ihe unu hotara here ?

@ nana,where did you hear the igbo been spoken?did you copy it from somewhere?you didnt copy it well or if someone said it to you,you definitely missed somethings.as it is now,it can't be translated.

onye na amaghi ebe mmiri bidoro mmawa ya,agaghi ama ebe o ga akwusi.
he who does not not the root of his problems,cannot foresse his solution.

Ify, mbakwa! An attempt can be made to translate the language she pasted into English 

-kedu udi afa bu nkea - What kind of name is this?
-gwa ya na anyi choro - Tell him/her that we want. . .
-idi shure na unu achogo - Are you sure that you people want?
-kedu mbwe o mele queen insult - When did he/she insult queen?
-biko para bwaduwe - Please carry bwaduwe _{can't figure out what this is suppose to mean}
-ndi beanyi eze si ka akpo - Our people, the king said they should call. . .
-ma aga atuba ya na mpkoro. - Will he/she be put inside the prison?

Nana, I hope this helps

Oh my days! Thanks Dude. . .I really appreciate ur effort. .
Dalu!

You are welcome

Asi na ikwu amaghi ibe eziya
You learn from other people

E jim ohere a na wish umu Igbo n'ile no na nairaland obiuto, ihunanya na oganihu oge mmemme Christmas na aha ohu na abia abia.

Ka onye na eri na anu, ya na echetekwa nwanne ya, especially ndi onweghi ka oha ha.

Onye erikwana nke ogaghi eburi.

Toshman, Moondust, echelon, faketan, zulunation etall, unu na agakwa na umi, yirikwanu 'okpu nna bu enyi'. It was fun having you guys around.

Odim na obi cuteass, nwando, ifyalways, nikynike, nnenneigbo, me-zainab etc unu di uto. murukwanu anya!

Merry Christmas to all

Agadi nwanyị kaba nka o dị ka ejighị ego wee lụọ ya
When the old woman starts aging, it appears as if bride price was not paid on her

Eriri ma ngwugwu, ngwugwu ma onye kere ya
The string knows the parcel, the parcel knows who put it together

Eke niile dị ogologo mana enwere eke nwe ohia
All pythons are long but there is a python that owns the forest

Ada adi achi enwe n’elu maka na nne muru ya n’elu
The monkey does not trip on the tree because its mother gave birth to it on the tree

Ubochị onye ori ga-akwa nne ya, ndi ihe ha furu agarube
On the day the thief will perform the burial ceremony of his mother, everyone losing a thing will attend

Oke osisi daa n’ala, ụmụ nnụnụ eju n’ọfia
When the great tree falls, birds will abound in the forest

youngies sweet christmas and new year to you too.
ya gaziere gi.

hey hey echelon i jikwa iwe wee lahachite azu now.
ole ihe i jiri majie d akwukwo?garrri okpo ka o bu aso mmiri?
ok,i reaaly enjoyed those ones.more grease to your elbow.
merry xmass too.

Ukpu na ga jemjem anya na hu wamwam na hu ya

Agba ma nti ma onu hu egbu ma isi egbu tu o ya na nti

Ndia nile na ja eze unu acho hum ihu eze onye obula na o kari ziela

Ejighị ifele ata ọjị nsị
You should not, because of shyness, eat a poisoned kolanut

Eze mee ajọ omume, ekpulu nkata n’iru gwaa ya ajọ okwu
When the king misbehaves, his subjects will cover their faces with baskets and insult him

Dinta na-ede anụ, odudu na-ede dinta
As the hunter aims at the game, the tse tse fly aims at the hunter

Ogbu agwọ na-eze ndụ, agwọ na-eze ndụ
The snake killer is protecting his life even as the snake protects its life

Ọlụ bịara mmadụ ka ọ bụ okorobia bịara ya n'oge ọma
A task that comes at ones youth comes at a good time

E chetara nchi arụ, ọ taa
If the grasscutter is reminded of biting, it bites

Onye ọbia na - eje, ọ dị ka o nweghị ụlọ
When the visitor is travelling, it appears as if he does not have a home

Anwụ kee, ahụ ihe nte gburu
When it shines, what the cricket killed shall be seen

Aka gara n’ite mmanụ anaghị ana n’efu
The hand that visited the oil pot does not go away empty - handed

Eji akwụkwọ na - atọ nwa mkpi ụtọ esi anụ ya
The leaves delicious to the he - goat is used to cook its meat

Ọ ta anụ mmadụ jikere ụkwụ o ji agba ọsọ
The human flesh eater should be ready to run

Ụbochị ajụrụ gịnị ka a ga eri ka afọ na - ejubiga oke karịa
The day it is asked, what shall be eaten, is the day the stomach is overfed

Asị onye nwe ihe na ọ bụghị ya nwezị, uchu alaa
When the owner of a thing is denied his thing, diligence will fade _{talk of capitalism}

Na nwamba adịka nwayọ bụ na oke agafetebeghị ebe ọnọ
That the cat is quiet is because the rat has not crossed its path

Happy New Year to all.

Echeboy you are 2007 man of the year!


@jello
Good effort, but your written still needs some prunning 

o dikwa egwu.echebobo jikwa iwe wee bia now.
i zutara akwukwo ilu ozo?

buko onye ka a tugharim ilu a,a nuru m ya na ulo mana o doghi m anya.
'ndi na azo m ndu,ndi m na azo ndu'
buko i wud really aprreaiate that.

youngies happy afo ohuru
ehelon happy ago ohuru.

@youngies
thanks for the compliments

ifyalways:

o dikwa egwu.echebobo jikwa iwe wee bia now.
i zutara akwukwo ilu ozo? 

I'm into Igbo literature 

ifyalways:

buko onye ka a tugharim ilu a,a nuru m ya na ulo mana o doghi m anya.
'ndi na azo m ndu,ndi m na azo ndu'
buko i would really aprreaiate that.

It means: "Those that preserve my life, those I preserve their life"
I wouldn't call that a proverb. Just an expression: a phrase

ifyalways:

ehelon happy ago ohuru.

the nickname is echelon 

ok dalu.
my letter C is stiff buko.

A colleague just told me that

Nnenwanyị na-amụ nwa na-eti mkpu bu ụmụagbọbia ka ọ na-eyi egwu
A matured woman that shouts while giving birth is frightening the maidens

Ndị okenye sị na onye na-achọghị inye nwa agbọbia ụtụ na-asị ya soro ya laa n'ụlọ ka o wee nye ya
Our elders say that a dude that does not want to give a maiden "ụtụ" (a wild sweet fruit) asks her to follow him to his house so that he would give her

Ndị okenye sị na onye sị na ọ na-eri udele, ya rie ọgụ udele abụọ ka ọ pụta ya n'ahụ
Our elders say that whosoever says he eats vulture should eat forty vultures so that it will show on his body 

Adịghị agba aka ahụ ndị mmụọ
You don't see the spirits empty - handed

Aka akwọghị akwọ na-eje n'ọkwa ngana ngana
An unwashed hand approaches the mortar lazily

chai echelon kwuru gawa.
i jirila ilulu igbo meruo m ahu,more grease to your elbows buko.
may the akwukwo ilu never dokara again,and even if ma o doka by mistake,may garri okpo/aso mmiri i ga eji amachi ya never kola you. 

dalu so.anyi na amuta ihe ebe a.
chukwu gozie gi.

Udo dili unu!!

Somebody juru m si oh - Kedu ihe "iro anya" putara na okwu bekee?

Somebody please help me out