Ka m jiri ya nno nwayo. Ka ndi nze ibe m tinyetu okwu onu

Umu Igbo Kachaanu!

Ify

Marakwa na mbe abuo putara igba mgba, otu ga akariri ibe ya mbamba afo

Kashif
Odika okuko ochiri gi oso na ututu tata.
cheta kwa na nwata too ilu nna turu nwa kwukwaa ugwo nna ji.

hehe haha papa pres i di egwu.
errrrrrrrrrr mana na eziokwu kashiff,okuko a na agu gi?
okuko ano chiri gi uzo?
egbe e burulu okuko gi?
okuko gi a nwuru anwu ka o yiri akwa?
ebe nwata na ebe akwa na atu aka,sumtin important must be there .

@youngies a mam na i bu power mike,buko ga tryia your macho powers with nwoke ibe gi buko.hapu m aka.i hula ebe onye kwu oto anyu amiri na onye tukwu ala anyu amiri na alu ogu mbu?nna,go try pres/kashiff not me.

@echebobo ole gi oooooooo? bia lekwa ebe boys ji ilulu emebim brain.

ifyalways:

ole gi eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh nwoke igbo izugbe+orumba,echebobo,d only nwa a muru na ala igbo nwuo mmiri ara igbo,rie akpu igbo,too na igbo,guo igbo na supu igbo ka nri ji

Okwu a bu nno ihe a na-agwa nwa mkpi tupu mma abaa ya olu 

ifyalways:

echebobo i hope na i di nma?

Adi m mma. I took some leave from work to do offline socializing

ifyalways:

gwam ihe a na akpo bottle,table(not tabulu) na nwanyi mbe na igbo.

Let me try

Bottle = Ololo
Table = amaghi m ya
Nwanyi mbe = Anim

_{more ilus soon}

O dighi m ka onwere ihe ndi Igbo na akpo table, ma na uche nkem, e nwere ike ikpo table "mgbidi"

O nwere ihe ndi Igbo na-akpo "table" mana amaghi m ya. M ga-ajuta nne m ochie gwakwa unu. I think Mgbidi = Wall _{e.g mgbidi jericho}

Igbo bu Igbo, mma mma nu o!

Ihe mere mji tuo ilu banyere okuko nani bu maka na ilu jurum onu. M wee si ka mtuo ya na ngalaba na ngalaba (domain by domain)

Ngwa, ka m tuo banyere nwata:

1 Nwata akwo n'azu amaghi na ije di anya
A child being carried on the back does not know that the journey is far

2 Ebe nwata n'ebe akwa n'atu aka, nne ya anoghi ya, nna ya anoro ya
Where a child is laying emphasis on has something that interests him

3 Nwata bulie nna ya elu, ogodo ayochie ya anya
If a child lifts his father up, his 'boxers' blindfolds the child

4 Nwata nna ya dunyere ori n'eji ukwu agbawa uzo
A child thief who has his father's backing forces the door open with his foot

5 Onye dunyere nwata jee jide nkapi, kunyekwe ya mmiri oga eji kwoo aka
Anybody who sends a child to go and catch a mouse should provide him water to wash his hands

6 Nwata n'asa ahu n'afo n'afo
When a child baths, he only concentrates on the belly

7 Ihe okenye no n'ala hu, nwata rigoro elu oji, ogaghi ahu ya
What an elder sees sitting down, a child does not see it even if he climbs the Iroko tree

8 Oku agunyere nwata n'aka adighi anyunahu ya.
Fire entrusted with a child does not extinguish

9 Onye ji ihe nwata welie aka ya elu, aka jiwe ya, owetuo ya
If you hold a child's belonging and raise your hand, you will surely bring it down when the hand aches

10 Ona-abu enye nwata ihe kariri ya ojuo e nyere ya k'onye onye?
If you give a child what is beyond his imagination, he will ask you who the recepient is

Udo diri umu ibe. K'odi.

Enwela m ntughari uche maka ihe a ndi bekee n'akpo table mana okweghi m chewaputa. Biko, onye obula g'atapiri anyi okwu a g'enweta nzere mmuta asusu Igbo.

Ndi Igbo kachaa nu!

hey Echebobo deje.i missed you plenty.
dalu for the translation though na o fokwara table.tryia,chewa your brain ma o bu juputa anybody abt it.
errrrr enyemaka ngwa,youngies ole otu i mere? a juru m gi?hehehe mgbidi jerico,anyway uche onye adi njo
kashiff ndewwwo to you.ngwa chewe ihe table putara oso oso.those ilus are great too.dalu

@all more ilus and ya gaziere anyi niile.

Ekene!

Biko, oga adi mma na anyi jisike na akowa ilu obula anyi tulu na bekee. Kashif please take note.

Ify amaghi m na akabiri m ome ji gi? Hapukwa nu m aka ka nuo mmiri togbo iko

abi ooo kashiff take note buko.
tuo and kowachiate,thats the rule here. 

@youngies,haha e jighikwa m gi aka buko.free me joo. 

ukpana ogboko buru,nti chiri ya meaning he who does not hear/listen to the ogboko sound is deaf . . .  _{a nam abia}

Ify i di funny

O na imaghi na onye tara amu ebule ji ibi ugwo!
He who eats the penis of a bull, will be indebted to the elphantaisis of the scrotum

lexyflexy:

IT IS IGNORANCE THAT MAKES THE RAT CHALLENGE THE CAT IN A FIGHT

hehe onye na amaghi ebe e liri ozu na esi na isi abo ozu. he who does not know the question wud never know the answer.

@youngies okwa asi nwata ya kpo onye oma,o kpowa nne ya meaning that when a child starts learning how to talk,he always start with the mothers name.

ifyalways:

hehe onye na amaghi ebe e liri ozu na esi na isi abo ozu. he who does not know the question would never know the answer.

@youngies okwa asi nwata ya kpo onye oma,o kpowa nne ya meaning that when a child starts learning how to talk,he always start with the mothers name.

  YOU GOT IT WRONG. IT GOES LIKE THIS
      ASI NWATA KPOBA AHA OMA OKPOBA AHA IKO NNE YA. ( MEANING IF YOU ASK A CHILD THE NAME HE KNOWS, HE'LL MENTION THE NAME OF HIS MOTHER'S LOVER)
   

  _{IFY DON'T GET OFFENDED AM JUST CORRECTING.}

ifyalways:

hehe onye na amaghi ebe e liri ozu na esi na isi abo ozu. he who does not know the question would never know the answer.

Ify from which side of the bed did you wake up from today? Correction: onye na amaghi ebe e liiri ozu na esi na ukwu not isi abo ya

@Kashif

Nna jisie ike. Aha m ga-etu gi bu Omenuko. Your domain by domain concept is great

@all
On the translation of Table, I've contacted some elders in the village, they told me that in the olden days that "oku" was used in serving food and people sat on the floor and kept their food on the floor and that there was no need for the table. In effect "table" was non-existent. During meetings, people sat on chairs (so we got name for chairs).

I also contacted some Igbo teachers they went for "tebulu" collaborating the elders' story. Though they said it's possible that some dialects may have a word for it. It's possible, 

Ndi Igbo hold that

Okuko kwachuo akwa, egbuchuo ya mmuo
When a rooster crows before maturity, it will go to the land of the spirits before its time

Ndi okenye di n'otu obodo kwuru na o buru na umuokorbia amuta izu ohi na igba ama, ndi okenye amuta aka jide onye ohi ma anya ahuzila ya
The elders in a certain land said that if the youths start stealing and witnessing, the elders themselves will start expending any thief caught

Ndi okenye si na o na-adi mma ka alu mee ka umu ntakiri wee mara ihe bu alu
The elders say that it's good for an abomination to happen so that the kids we know what it is

Osisi gwuru nwata n'anya ugboro abuo anaghi akpara ya ochi
A stick that pierces a child twice on the eye is not making him to be happy

Nna na wa o, Ndi Igbo a sef

oziomatv dalu
youngies dalu too youngies e sim na side bedi gi were teta ura tata
dalu nu anyway,nwata amaghi,ibe e zi ya.

E for echelon,hehe deeeje.
ok anula m table e nweghi direct translation na igbo.dalu for the stress and all

kashiff i gara leave?biko show face.

bia ify iga etinye ihe oyoghoyogho gi ebea ka umu nwoke we na echeki ka idi. obughi so so onu uto ka anyi ji amara nwanyi mara mma.

lol. . . .i dont even know where to start speaking from.

Aham bu peter ma aha Igbo mu bu Ifeanyi. Abum nwa afu igbo mana ebim na lagos.

I am not givng up yet on this table translation. If no other dialect of ndi Igbo has a word for it, I'm very sure that Abakaliki or Afikpo people will have a word it. There is certainly nothing that they don't have a word for even "internet"

hehe oziomatv anyi ga akpa dat one later mana a jokwara m njo eji aga court
pin/peter/ifeanyi ndewo
Youngies ngwanu try more,ga juo ase inugo.

@topic agbusi gba otele,o muru ako----once bitten twice shy

ifyalways:

hehe oziomatv anyi ga akpa that one later mana a jokwara m njo eji aga court
pin/peter/ifeanyi ndewo
Youngies ngwanu try more,ga juo ase inugo.

@topic agbusi gba otele,o muru ako----once bitten twice shy

ekwukwala ihea ozo ka nti abuo hara inu ya ke nke bu na ijoro njo.
oke tinye ya na mail mu ka som fu ya.

Unu makwa na onwere ihe di iche na ntapi na nkowa mana k'osina di, atapiala m ilu m na bekee.

Nkapi na mbe (not tortoise, it is a very small animal; smaller than a rat) na enwe mkparita ububo:

Nkapi: nwa nna, ebe I bu okenye wee di ntakiri otua, kedu ka umu ntakiri unu hazi?
you are an adult and this small, what is the size of kids in your place then?

Mbe: Ebe I di ndu wee n'esi udi isia, kedu ka ndi nwuru anwu na be unu si esi?
You are alive and stench like this, how do corpses in your place smell?

Moral: Action begets reaction

A na m abiakwa. Nkwucha abughi ujo.

Agadi nwanyi kaa nka, o di ka ejighi ego luta ya
If a woman gets old, it appears dowry was not paid on her

Agadi nwanyi daa ada nda n'abo, aguo ihe obu n'ukpa onu
If an old woman falls twice, the content of her basket will be checked

Agadi nwanyi adighi aka nka n'egwu o mara agba
A woman does not grow old in her characteristic dance step

Ugwu muta mgbaji ukwu, agadi nwanyi amuta agakata, a kwuru
If a hill starts aching the waist, the old woman will learn to rest intermitently.

Onwa tiwe, ije aguwa agadi
When the moon is up in the sky, the old wants to take a walk

Akam bukwa Kashif, nwa afo Igbo. Ndewonu.

nna men Kashiff i do too much.
dalu soooooo and more ilus pls.

hehe akuko ka o bu egwunaifo gi a kara aka biko.the moral of the story na di nto itself,i wont forget in a hurry.moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

igbo bu igbo ekele m
a nyuko amiri onu,o gba ufufu meaning there is strenght in unity

Ndi be anyi si na oso mgbada bu n'ugwu -
The strenght of an antelope during a race is while descending the hill

igbo ekele m
@youngies o putara na i jutabeghi maka table na window?
@kashiff kedi ije?biko o buru na o bu na akwukwo ka isi e nweta ilu ndi a i na atu here nwanna gwanu m aha akwukwo ahu na onye dere ya.
@echelon ole otu i mere nwoke oma?
igbo si na ukwa ruo oge ya,o daa----to everything under the sun,there is a time

Ify,

The Igbo word for window is "mpio"

Am still searching for table