lol.
Mortiple i kowara d thing nke oma.egwu Bongo di uto.funny enough a maghim maka egwu be nna m o ga adicha nma.
echelon,i biakwa ozo.dalu nwoke oma.
youngies na Kashiff udo o dikwa?

@topic,eme ngwa,emeghara odachi.
awo anaghi agba oso ehihie na efu.

ya gazie !

@Mortiple

Ihe n'ile ikwuru bu ezi okwu gbam!

Mana odi m ka onwere ihe mere upcoming umu igbo ejighizi eti egwu igbo. O di m ka obu n'ihi na ego adaghi ya dika nke tim-tim yom-yom ndi onyibo. Obukwazi ihe a mere even na nollywood umu igbo adighizakwa act film igbo bu ihe ha jiri bido nollywood.

It calls for concern of all.

Ihe dara n'ala eburula aja
Whatever fall on the ground is already soiled with sand

Ify yes udo di just that na oku na agba mana nwa awo ka na atu

The fire is raging and the toad is still leaping

Onye ekwughi ka oha, e bufee ya ama nna ya
If you don't tell your social status, your visitors will walk/drive right past your abode

Nwata a tuolo Ilu kowalu, mara na ego eji lu nne ya lara na iyi - A child you tell a proverb to and explains the meaning, know that the money you used to marry the mother is wasted!!!!

Onye asi 'jide ka e ji', mara na ka oji di mma - If someone says 'well done' to you, know that your are doing the right thing!!!

Youngies ,nsogbu a noghi.lol
ihe ihe kwuru is not far from eziokwu.onye o bula na achozi ego.n'oge na adighi anya,m ga try iti egwu nke m. unu a ga azukwa? 

@topic,aka aja aja na ebute onu mmanu mmanu.

Hmmmmm,

Ihu ka nwa oke na achi nwa ologbo ochi, mara na onu di nso ebe ono

When you see the mouse laughing at the cat, know there's a hole nearby.

hmmmmm a putara na i gaghi azu egwu m? nke ahu gbasara gi .

@topic,eto dike na nke o mere,o mekwa ozo.
when one is praised for any deed,he sure does greater ones.

Elo siri na nwata buo ya ije, ya abuo ya ozi
The mushroom said that if the child prevents it from walking, it will prevent the child from doing his chores

Okuko siri na a zaa azaa, ya anyuchie ma e tie ya aka, ya anwuo
The chicken said that if a place is swept, it will defeacate there but if it's beaten, it will die

Nkita siri onye o turu oche weletara ya ego ya na ntukwu amarala ya ahu
The dog told the person it sent to buy chair for it to bring back its money because he's used to squatting

_{Wherever is cute-ass? Ada Igbo ji ilu eme ogo? I'm missing her in this thread ooo}

lol
juo TroOE maka cute ass

@topic, e zuo ka agha eri udele,a totuo ngiga
when the assembly is complete,the discussion starts.

Udara siri na o bughi naani ya mutara nwa a na-apiwa onu[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color]
The african apple said that it's not only it that gave birth to a child whose mouth is to be pressed-in

[color=#990000]Akpa si n'elu nkwu daa n'ala, okuko gbara bia tuo ya onu, o wee juo okuko si ya "Enyi m, o lee mgbe o bidoro sewere anyi?"
A bag fell from the palm tree and a hen rushed and pecked at it, the bag asked the hen, "My friend, since when have we become enemies?"

Mkpi ka dibia gwara ka o gbaara ya afa uto ma o siri ya hapu afa uto gbara ya afa ndu na onye di ndu ga-etoriri eto
The medicine man told the he-goat he'll concoct a growth medicine for it but the he goat replied that he shouldn't bother, rather he should concoct a medicine for long life for him, that a living person must grow

_{Kee kwanu onye bu TroOE?}

Igbo ndi oma!

Yes Cute ass has been greatly missed. she is well and good, but busy at the moment. I spoke to her a while ago, she sends her regards.

Usu enwero onu!

Ok Youngies.o di nma.anyi na ekele ya too.
@Echelon,TroOE bu ezigbo enyi Cutie

@topic,ihe were oru bu oru.
what takes the place of work is work.

_{*clears throat*}

Ulili siri na onye ya zuru n'uzo na mgbachi adighi achu ihe na ihe na-achu ya
The squirrel said that whosoever it meets on the road just before noon is not pursuing anythiny rather it's being pursued._{animals can talk}

Agadi nwanyi na-ere ogili ma ijiji anya kporo
An old woman selling "ogili"_{igbo maggi}knows house flies that are blind

Ebe a na-adu nwa amadi odu ka oru na-amuta ihe
It's where the citizen is instructed that the slaves learn

Ya gazie Igbo bu Igbo

ifyalways:

Ok Youngies.o di nma.anyi na ekele ya too.
@Echelon,TroOE bu ezigbo enyi Cutie

Yes I guess na Echelon ghotara na onwere ihe di iche na capital B na ukwu ehi zuro na'ala
There is huge difference between a capital B and the foot print of a cow

echelon:

Udara siri na o bughi naani ya mutara nwa a na-apiwa onu[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color]
The african apple said that it's not only it that gave birth to a child whose mouth is to be pressed-in

[color=#990000]Akpa si n'elu nkwu daa n'ala, okuko gbara bia tuo ya onu, o wee juo okuko si ya "Enyi m, o lee mgbe o bidoro sewere anyi?"
A bag fell from the palm tree and a hen rushed and pecked at it, the bag asked the hen, "My friend, since when have we become enemies?"

Mkpi ka dibia gwara ka o gbaara ya afa uto ma o siri ya hapu afa uto gbara ya afa ndu na onye di ndu ga-etoriri eto
The medicine man told the he-goat he'll concoct a growth medicine for it but the he goat replied that he shouldn't bother, rather he should concoct a medicine for long life for him, that a living person must grow

_{Kee kwanu onye bu TroOE?}

Echelon, ilu gi na-eme m kaa m n'echeta mgbe ezi ka di n'ukwu ukwa; mgbe m bu afo ime a suru oha nri Ndewo. I na-akpa ihe ewu n'eri mgbe nile. Nna, jide k'iji!

Nna, ewekwala iwe mana a chorom ihazi ihe n'okwu ahu m sijiri (boldened) n'ilu nke abuo gi na iberibe a.

Akpa dika osi wee di n'ilu a bu oti (larva) a na ahu na nkwu (palm tree). Oti a na-acha ocha (cream white in colour and measures around 1 - 1 1/2 inches). Oge gboo, ana eji ya ata abacha (it is usually roasted or fried) LOL!. Ndi diochi n'eweta ya ma ha gaa na nkwu.

Ya mere, echeghi m n'obu akpa (bag) ka ilu ahu n'ekwu maka ya. Amaghi m ka m gesi tinye akara olu ya (phonetics or abi syllabus?) ka i wee hu otu esi akpo ya.

Igbo mma mma nu o. Nke onye chiri, ya zere.

@topic,

Otu ogaranya nwere inyinya ibu o ji eme njem. Otu ubochi, nwoke a wee choo ka o mee njem; ya na nwa odibo ya.

O wee were obere i bu onwere kee n'elu inyinya ahu, ya na nwa odibo ya wee rigoro n'elu inyinya ahu wee malite njem ha.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke mbu, ndi ahu wee tie mkpu wee si "afo tara nwoke a mmiri! Lekwa otu osi wee buru ibu nile wee bo anumanu a, ya na odibo ya wee rigokwara. N'ezie, O mere ya maka na inyinya ibu ahu adighi ekwu okwu!". Nwoke ahu wee si odibo ya ka ya bu odibo rituo, ka ya na ibu soso norozia n'elu inyinya ahu.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke abua, ndi ahu wee tie mkpu si "Nwoke nke a bu ajo mmadu! Lekwa otu osi wee rigoro n'elu inyinya soso ya wee si nwata a ka o were ukwu na-aga. O mere ya maka na obughi ya muru nwa ahu!". Nwoke a wee si odibo ya rigoro ka ya bu ogaranya were ukwu wee na-aga.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke ato, ndi obodo wee tie mkpu si "Nezie, nwata a bu onye isi ike! Lekwa otu osi wee chutuo nna ya n'ala wee magoro inyinya ibu!. Nwoke ahu wee si odibo ya rituo ka ha abua were ukwu wee n'eso inyinya ahu.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke ano, ndi ahu wee chia nwoke ahu ochi si "I bu onukwu! Kedu ka isi wee nwee inyinya ibu, gi na odibo gi wee were ukwu n'aga?"


One wealthy merchant had a horse he used whenever he travelled.

One day when he wanted to embark on a journey, he loaded the horse with small effects he was travelling with and mounted the horse with his servant.

When they got to the first town, they all shouted "See, this man is wicked! He loaded this horse with all this and still mounted it with his servant! He did so because the beast does not talk! The man asked the servant to alight so that he alone could ride the horse.

On getting to the second town, they screamed "See this heartless man! He is riding alone on the horse while this boy trekked. Surely, that is not his son!" This man now volunteered to alight so that the servant could mount the horse.

The third town complained "This boy lacks respect and is very stubborn! Look at how he is riding and his father is trekking! God forbid!. The merchant now asked the servant to join him on foot.

The fourth town yelled "This man must be a fool! You have a horse and you are trekking with your son while the horse enjoyed. Fool!

Moral - You can never satisfy the world, no matter how you try!

@Kashif
Ihe i kwuru bu ihe mere eme. Akpa ahu bu oti (worm). Uda olu ya na ada ka akpa(to dribble).

Thanks for the correction.

Youngies anula ngwo na nkwu na-abia. Cute-ass gbara oso na thread maka ihe merenu oge gara aga

echelon:

Youngies anula ngwo na nkwu na-abia. Cute-ass gbara oso na thread maka ihe merenu oge gara aga

I beg to disagree, Cute-ass is certainly not the type ga agba oso for anything.

Egwu anaghi atu afo, oburu uzo
The stomach is never afraid, that's why it is always in front

youngies:

I beg to disagree, Cute-ass is certainly not the type ga agba oso for anything.

Egwu anaghi atu afo, oburu uzo
The stomach is never afraid, that's why it is always in front

_{At the risk of being proud}
Mara na Ogaranya bu omume omume, adighi abu ogaranya abu
Wealth is shown by the things you do, it's not just in the name 

Cute-ass bia zara onu gi ooo, I nwekwaala advocate  

echelon:

_{At the risk of being proud}

Osisi huru ibe ya na adu nkwa, ufere ga amapu ya onu
The tree that sees another and become envious, ufere the wild wind will cut it off

Cute-ass is well represented 

Nna,

Ubochi nta ka anyi chuo n'owerre nchi
Let's hunt in the grasscutter's premises on the hunting day

Marakwa amara na

Mmanya hu onye o mara, o bee ugwu
When the palm wine sees who it's familiar with, it will shorten

echelon:

Nna,

Mmanya hu onye o mara, o bee ugwu
When the palm wine sees who it's familiar with, it will shorten

Yes, E nwere m idea na ihu okenye na anyu mma nko
The face of an old man makes a rather sharp knife go blunt

youngies:

Yes, E nwere m idea na ihu okenye na anyu mma nko

Ebe i nwere idea di otu a,

Gbanu gbanu rie ede n'ihi na ede bu oke mmuo
Eat the cocoyam with caution because it's a great spirit

echelon:

Ebe i nwere idea di otu,

Gbanu gbanu rie ede n'ihi na ede bu oke mmuo
Eat the cocoyam with caution because it's a great spirit

But remember na onye chi ya esoghi gba izu, ihe adighi eme ya
He who his god did not conspire against, he has no reason to fear anything

Nna,

Mmadu jiri ukwu ya zotoo akpana, ihe ato mebiri: Ukwu ya zotoro akpana, aka ya o jiri mete akpana ahu wee sie na imi, nke ikpe azu bu imi ya.
When someone steps on chicken feaces, three things have been smeared: the foot, the fingers he used to take the feaces to smell and the nose that smelt the feaces.

Ka chi foo, Nwanna

Ngwanu ka oboo.

lol.
unu abuo dikwa egwu.olenu mgbe m ga eji ilu were na emebi ihe like this
Ok nwayo nwayo ,ihe ga adi nma.

Kashiff,i di egwu na atu oyi.i bu onye nkuzi igbo na Mahadum?ya gaziere gi

unu a tuchala ilu ndi m choro itu ka o di echi mana onye anula ngwo na nkwu na abia.

Ify gi onwe gi dikwa egwu na udi gi nke gi.

Ihe agu ji eme ire di ya na mbo
What make a lion scary is in it's claws

youngies:

Ify gi onwe gi dikwa egwu na udi gi nke gi.

Ihe agu ji eme ire di ya na mbo
What make a lion scary is in it's claws

N'ezie, Ify adighi atu ilu dika anyim kama, O n'atu dika mbe n'onwe ya! Ahubeghi m onye ntorobia nwanyi n'atu ilu dika gi o! Nne, jisie ike. Echekwala na umu ndi ikom no ebe a na-ama gi aka n'ihu, okachasi Youngie na Echelon. Nku di na mba na-eghere mba nri. Awo si na oburu na ya agbanwughi oso, mbara nwanne ya agbaara ya (If the frog cannot run, the toad will stand in for him).

@topic,

Arusi kpakaria ike, egosi ya osisi ejiri pia ya
If an oracle forments too much trouble, it will be shown the wood it was carved from

Okenye ruo ala, utari agwu n'ohia
If an elder misbehaves, there will be no cain in the bush

Onwere k'odi na mmadu adighi ata oke, mana o ji eze eke ya umu ntakiri
Its odd that somebody does not eat rats but uses his teeth to share if for the children

Udele si na ime nwunye ya di di ya mma - O diri, ekele chukwu; O nwuo, oburu anu
The vulture said he is indifferent about his wife's pregnancy - if the baby survives fine; if it dies, it becomes meat

Ma nwa mbu ejeghi ije, nke abua agaghi agba oso
If the first child does not walk, the second would not run

hmmmn,a sim na unu di egwuuuuuu.ekele m unu niile 

@topic,anu gba ajo oso,a jujuo ya/gba ya ajo egbe. 
(i like the jujuo ya ajo egbe  ,uda ya di iche )
when a game runs anyhow/somehow,he would be shot at anyhow/somehow

  Ngwere si na o buru na osi na elu da ma o nweghi onwe toro ya,ya eto onwe ya.
when a lizard falls from a wall and there is no one to praise him,he would praise himself

onye a kpala agu aka n'odu ma o di ma o nwuru anwu  _{nkea a bu ilu sef} 
Dead or asleep,the tigers/lions tail is not meant to be touched.

Hmmmm,

A choro m ikwenye na oku a dara ibube; obughi onyunyu ka O nyuru,