rubi:

@echelon Ihe m miniri bu madu fuo uzo oga ahu uzo ahu ama ya mere mgbe ozo ogawara ebe ahu oga ama n' ofugo uzo na mgbe mbu wee mara zie nke bu ezi uzo.

Ok.

Unu fuziikwaa na enwego kwa AA's come show your proverbs skills. no comments

lol
@Echelon,iwe di ndi mmadu na Obi. Ochi eze na egbum maka threadi ahu
Youngies e zoghim onu were kwuo ya,Pres bu ite mmanya.Ite mmanya na akpa akpu.
@Toipc,onye na amaghi ebe mmiri bidoro mawa ya agaghi ama ebe mmiri ga akwusi ima ya.
if you dont know where the rain started to beat youu definitely wont know where it wud stop
mmiri na ezo !

Ify onwere ihe m na miss here between gi na Pres.? Kedu ka i si di too sure gbasara accusations a gi level ga against Presido? Echelon nwa mama i na ahukwa ihe m na ahu?   

Onye nzuzu amaghikwa mgbe ekere nku ukwa
A stupid fellow most times doesn't know when the bread-friut fire wood has been shared

youngies:

Ify onwere ihe m na miss here between gi na Pres.? Kedu ka i si di too sure gbasara accusations a gi level ga against Presido? Echelon nwa mama i na ahukwa ihe m na ahu?   

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norokwa there  ama m Pres as far back as mgbe aki di na ukwu     lol .ya bia defendia onwe ya now  hes guilty as charged.gbam ! ! !
@Topic,nwoke teta ura gbago ihu/iru gwa nwanyi ya na ike iga oru/ugbo/ubi adighi ya,nwanyi e mesapu ihu zi ya uzo iyi/mmiri   
if a man wakes up from sleep,with a frown on his face,tells his wife that his too tired to go to farm,the wife would with a smile on her face,show him the road to the stream
   Onye chikoo aka ya,aguru a chiko ya onu 
when you fold your hands,hunger would not only fold but would also squeeze and bend your mouth

Nwoke be anyi si na ya adighi atu egwu ejekwu ajadu maka na ya ma ebe di ya gawara
A man said he is not afraid to visit a widow because he knows where her husband has gone to

nna bia my brother

syphone:

nna bia my brother

anyi na eche gi
@Topic,nani nwanyi na anya azu mara ijiji were otu anya
only the woman that roasts fish knows the housefly that is one eyed
lol,ilu nkea dikwa egwu,a nurum ya na abali,ebe m gara ochi azu na ite ofe

Ify ilu nke a dikwa funny

Ala adighi mma bu uru ndi nze
That there is trouble in the land is to the benefit of the elites

youngies:

Ify ilu nke a dikwa funny

Iji nwayo egwu the thing.O dikwa egwu but o eziokwu nokwa there.Ijiji na esoghari azu ma a na aru ya na oku so its possible now,while i chupula the ijijis,the woman na ahuzi na ihe/ife na ahu na nzuzo
@Topic,Okenye nyuo ahuru asi na o na etiri ndi muo udu
when an elder farts,ppl wud say hes beating drums for the spirits

Now this is gettign serious 

Ihe aki ilu na ada na nti obughikwa ihe ona ato n'onu
The sweet sounds of bitter kola to the ear is not the same to its taste in the mouth

Youngies,lol
@Topic,ihe okenye tukwu ala hu,nwata kurugodi oto,o gaghi ahu ya .
what an elder saw while sitting,a child even when standing on the tallest tree can't have a glimpse of it
   I gaghi eti nwata ihe si ya ebela akwa
you can't beat a child and ask him not to cry.

O nwere ihe mega somewhere ! ! ! !
nwoke di ime happy weekend ,onye o bula

O gini mega nga? O di ka everybody agawachara business ha


Obughi kwa nani akwuna ma na ikpu bu ego
It's not only the prostitue that know that V. is money

Mbanu! Even some of these girls in the university know

O kwa a si na

Ogoli gwa di ya ndi o juru, o naghi agwa ya ndi o kwere
When a woman tells her husband those she refused sex, she does not tell him those she had sex with 

Ogoli luo di naabo, o malu nke ka mma
When a woman marries two husbands, she will know which is better

@ Topic, Anaghi ama uru nkirika akwa bara rue ubochi aga atufu ya
You don't know the value of a rag until the day it will be thrown away.

Aluta agbohobia achupu agadi
When a man marries a young woman the old wife is abandoned

Echelon O ka odi!!

Mana asi kwana

Ogoli mara obi diya, o di ka o gara be dibia
When a wife know the heart of her husband, it may appear as if she is using juju

Deeje!

Okwa a si na

Ife di wolu ogoli a zuola n'afia
What a husband refused the wife is now being sold at the market

Ekene!!

Mana asi na

Asiri guba ogoli o bulie eju oku
When a wife want to gossip, she will pick up a broken piece of earthen pot in search of where to fetch fire

hmmn,unu na ogoli ozokwa
asiri na agu unu seriously maka na "asiri guwa agbara,o tewe uli onu"
when a girl wants to gossip,she wud start by applying lipstick
unu anola,ilu koro m
Mortiple na Kashiff,ife nwa ife kwo

Obele nwa na-amu ili elu, obi ga-esi ya ike
A young child that is learning to climb trees must be strong - hearted.

Okpa aku eri eri lee kwanu ka onu di ndi nwuru anwu 
He that is accumulating wealth without enjoying it should take a look at a corpse's mouse.

Agadi nwanyi abughi agadi n'egwu oma agba
An old woman is not old when the song she used to dance start beating

Onye koo mkpa ya atu ora ya miitin
If you say your problem igbo kwenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nairaland will come @ your rescue

more like "a tuoro ya nzuko?"

echelon:

more like "a tuoro ya nzuko?"

Efere m no n'ala ngwa nu onye o bula tuo utu gi ma obughi ya I will ban all of you
(Rubi smiled)

ROTFLMAO

RUBI WETIN BE DAT ONE NAH?

echelon:

ROTFLMAO

RUBI WETIN BE DAT ONE NAH?

Nothing spoil just fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How body?

Kool. That gave a hell of laughter.

hau u?

echelon:

Kool. That gave a hell of laughter.

hau u?

so ro m chi a, bu ihe ne ememu ahu paulina paulina

Rubi onye ebee ka i bu?

echelon:

Rubi onye ebee ka i bu?

Abu m nwa afo kpoooooooooo
Oburu na inutula ebe ekwuru okwu a obu ebe m si
oke ka mu lee ma iga akota ebem si guess I like to put
poeple in suspense a little just for fun

i fughi m. i puro i tinye m na "suspense"

Q: Rubi, afo ole ka i di?