umu igbo kelenu,rie nu,muo nu,zuo nu,Egbe bere ugo bere,ma nke na achoghi ibe, asim ya Bleep off.

chisimdi:

umu igbo kelenu,rie nu,muo nu,zuo nu,Egbe bere ugo bere,ma nke na achoghi ibe, asim ya mess off.

ikuku buru ya
@Topic,mba ji na akari iru na oku
some yam tubers are too big to be roasted

lol .ahuru jim baddddddddd
@Topic,ana esi na usi ahuru amata uto nsi
Echelon ,the translation is for you 
Ejighi ahuhu/afufu anya isi ma obu eme ngaga
u don't boast of hardship/hardtimes

ifyalways:

lol .ahuru jim baddddddddd
@Topic,ana esi na usi ahuru amata uto nsi
Echelon ,the translation is for you

Eeeh? for me?

Literally: The taste of feaces is discerned from the scent of the preceeding fart

i trust you
@Topic,mberede nyiri dike mana mberede ka eji ama dike
a gbara oso abiola ebe a?youngies,Mortiple na kashiff,agha ebiela !

Ify nne, hara wa.
Ahu ihe ka ubi ere oba.
Mere mere mere, ekweghi umu nwanyi gbaa aji-onu.
For your eyes (ears) only, ndi nga anyi si nam MUST ilu nwanyi this year. Nwa guy na emene okongwu.

Igbo si na:
Aturu ime, aturu echiche,
Amuo nwa, amuo obi uto.
Getting pregnant brings about fear, safe delivery brings about happiness.

Igbo si na:
Nwa nnunu bere na odu igu na achoo egwu oga agba
(The little bird that perches on palm frond is anxiously waiting for music to dance to).

Mortiple eyaaah ndo .ngwanu jisie ike chowa di nwanyi. lol
@topic,ekwughi ekwu mere onu mana anughi anu mere nti
seeing and not sayng is the fault of the mouth,saying but not hearing/listening is da fault of the ear
Okenye anaghi ano na ulo ewu amuo na obo
an elder doesnt stay at home and watch the goat give birth in da obo gini bu obo ?

ifyalways:

Okenye anaghi ano na ulo ewu amuo na obo
an elder doesnt stay at home and watch the goat give birth in da obo gini bu obo ?

E chere m na 'obo' bu ihe unu na-akpo ya n'asusu unu. Na be anyi, anyi na-akpo ya ogbu (or you can say 'eriri' generically). Ya mere, okenye anaghi ano n'ulo ewu amuo n'eriri.
An elder does not watch a goat in labour be delivered while tied to a stake
Ify, anyi dum ji gi eme onu n'ebe a. Biko jide k'iji.

@topic,
Soso ogbo na-aghogbu ogbo ya bu dibia
The only peer that outsmarts his peers is the native doctor

Ihe onye na-eme ka ekwe na-akpo ya
The wooden split gong, recognises a fellow by his deeds

Asi onye ori jide okuko, O si na okuko na-ata aru. Elegharia anya, O kworo nkita n'azu
If you ask a thief to catch a fowl, he will say it bites. If you turn away, he will back a dog!

Echelon, Mortiple, Youngies, Presido, na ndi ozo nile, udo diri unu! Igbo kwezuenu!!

Umu ibe unu anwuna ooo

Ndi bek'anyi si na okwu ana aso anya anaghi ebi osiso
A topic which people are scared to talk about does not finish on time

A kwuru oto tuba nwanyi ime, omua onye ara
A woman begets a mad child when she is impregnated while standing up

Ify lolo, mortiple, echeguru, kashif, presido na ndi ichie ndi ozo, biri kwanu oo

Otu a k'odi! Ofo soro ibe ya ree;ndu mmiri, ndu azu. Nke onye chiri, ya zere.

Otu a k'odi nwanne!

Osisi huru ibe ya na atu nkwa, ufere ga amapu ya onu

Oma nkem amaghi nke ya, nani aja ga ejuputa ya akpa

hmmmn.okwu ka unu na ekwu ! o nweghi ihe puru ime ka ozi e ziri anwuruoku hapu irute elu igwe nti.Youngies na Kashiif,a nam anu igba unu na eti.
@Topic,ndi m na azo ndu,ndi na azo m ndu
ppl that i protect,same ppl protect me

Chei Youngies! I na-akpa ihe ewu n'eri. Onye si na I siri ya, ya siwapukwa agba!

Ugboro abua ka-ekwe na-akpo dike! O kpoo ya na ndu, O kpoo ya n'onwu!

O putara na onwebeghi onye biara ebe a ke mgbe unya? Kilo happen?

Kashif:

O putara na onwebeghi onye biara ebe a ke mgbe unya? Kilo happen?

Nkita dina n'uche, o di ka o na-arahu ura
When the dog lies down meditating, it appears as if he is sleeping

every dada

Umu nna

If you have heard the expression: "Ihe Onitsha gwara Obosi", please kindly explain the story behind it. Someone asked me what it means and I kinda scratched my head

It's more like: Adi ama ama Onicha gwara Obosi!

I learnt the two towns had land disputes in the past and even subtly now. The expression emanated from these land tussles. It's a kind of forewarning statement. English equivalent is: To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

So if you tell someone: Biko webara m ite m n'ulo adi ama ama Onicha gwara Obosi, you are asking the person to send your pot inside the house to avoid anything happening to it (like to prevent it from being stolen).

_{hope this is helpful}

echelon:

It's more like: Adi ama ama Onicha gwara Obosi!

I learnt the two towns had land disputes in the past and even subtly now. The expression emanated from these land tussles. It's a kind of forewarning statement. English equivalent is: To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

So if you tell someone: Biko webara m ite m n'ulo adi ama ama Onicha gwara Obosi, you are asking the person to send your pot inside the house to avoid anything happening to it (like to prevent it from being stolen).

_{hope this is hopeful}

gbam ! ! ! its a warning language.to avoid oke/ogologo akuko
@Topic,akasi nwanyi too,o loza ndi nyere ya aka koo ya _{onicha lang.}
when a womans cocoyam grows,she forgets those that helped her to plant it
ebe o buzi Onitsha na ewuzi

Thanks echeguru for the correction and the insight, but I am hoping for a person from Onitsha or Obosi to actually give us the tale in a no hold barred manner.

ifyalways:

ebe o buzi Onitsha na ewuzi

Hmmm, marakwa na nwa Onitsha anaghi agba boi

youngies:



Hmmm, marakwa na nwa Onitsha anaghi agba boi

aru ! nwa Onitsha gba boi ndi igbo emezia gindu? fia asaa na anya ebe avu ,Youngies

hahaha Ify ogini na enyele gi?

hehehee
lol,e lozagokwam Onitsha anyi ooooo 
m ma gi ula eeh,i wele osiso je ga macha uno  _{u can't beat this} 

nenu, ifele adi eme gi. I malu ebe ichisala akwa gi i je chili ya ebe afu. Mu bu nwa alori ana ataro aja 

Taa mechie onu !
i makwa na abum igwe nwanyi,Ogbe abo bu egwu eji
Youngies 4 real?

Ujo atu na gi nne, o mu bu isi na ebu ulaga n'ndida onitsha

nmua bukwa nne mmuo na Umu ase 
i tagokwa mmuo  anam eje i kpe i na ime obi kita kita   
Youngies raa m aka,kam di ka m di nwo

Nne ijikwa uche gi? Onye ozo gba odu n'aka ma n'ukwu ka i na eje ikpe n'ime obi? Emezina nkafe biko

i na ako ajambele.o mu ka i ji ozo amapu obi Nna m bu agbalanze,nmua gbara odu aka nni na aka ekpe,ukwu aka nni na ukwu aka ekpe .ka ife i na akodu ife a?a ga a selu gi nni oka ka a ga awanyelui ji?

Biko wanyelu m ji and I prefer ji awanyi


Ify you are hillarious

cheii Ji awanyi lol,o nwero ebe di ka uno,ala igbo amaka,hoha
Mba,m ga telu gi ofe nsala
@Topic,okro anaghi aka onye kolu ya ogologo
Okro never grows taller than the planter

Nwata agwo n'azu amaghi n'uzo di anya

Nkita na anyu re ike ya osi n'ona anyu re ovu onya nwe ya

Ihe okenya huru mgbe ono odu nwata kwuru oto ogahi ahu ya

ruby pls translate all these into english