[quote="ifyalways"]lol
youngies biko kwueeeeeeeeeeeeee 
Ekwuro ekwu mere onu,a nughi anu mere nti 
needing/lacking i and not saying it out is the fault of the mouth,not hearing is the fault of the ear or now maybe hearing but not acting. lmao[/quote]

This is one that my parents said quite often in the house (especially my mother).

Here's one that I heard from my father mainly. . .
"Ngwere hafu ukwu osisi, aka akparala ya"
If the lizard leaves the waist of the tree, it get caught.

Ify akuko a i koro, I have not experienced it before from the part of ala Igbo that I come from. If truly it happens, I condem it in its entirety, it is abhourable as it is disgusting.

There are so many postive side of our culture and tradition, we should always uphold and cheerish those positive values, while dicarding those that inpunes our diginity as a human person.

Marrying the dead is akin to f ucking the dead

youngies:

Ify akuko a i koro, I have not experienced it before from the part of ala Igbo that I come from. If truly it happens, I condem it in its entirety, it is abhourable as it is disgusting.

There are so many postive side of our culture and tradition, we should always uphold and cheerish those positive values, while dicarding those that inpunes our diginity as a human person.

Marrying the dead is akin to f ucking the dead

Hmmn,a maghim if its happening in my side though
it just happened to someone i know.Enyim nwanyi,huru one bobo na anya.di bobo sikwanu na ezinaulo na ejighi ego while ndi be the gal ji ego.ihunanaya mechara di gal,ya kwusi iga akwukwo kama o na anata ndi be ha ego ugwo akwukwo na ihe ndi ozo,infact,ndi be the gal nwere impression na o na aga akwukwo,ha amaghi na o ji ugwo akwukwo ya azu enyi ya nwoke na ulo akwukwo.Emecha di bobo a graduateia,chota ezigbo oru,nke nwanyi wuzinu drop out but still o kporo ya,ha ebiri,o ga tinyezie ya na ulo akwukwo,afo ime abata ka eme ,ka eme ga gba ngwu nwanyi,nwa a a nwuo na afo ime ahu.ndi be nke nwanyi gba isi akwara na o ga eburu uzo luo di ozu tutu o lie ya dika nwanyi ya.O dikwa egwu.a ga na-ekpe di kpe
@Topic,ndi m na azo ndu,ndi na azom ndu
the ppl i protect,same ppl protects me

ifyalways:

Hmmn,a maghim if its happening in my side though
it just happened to someone i know.Enyim nwanyi,huru one bobo na anya.di bobo sikwanu na ezinaulo na ejighi ego while ndi be the girl ji ego.ihunanaya mechara di girl,ya kwusi iga akwukwo kama o na anata ndi be ha ego ugwo akwukwo na ihe ndi ozo,infact,ndi be the girl nwere impression na o na aga akwukwo,ha amaghi na o ji ugwo akwukwo ya azu enyi ya nwoke na ulo akwukwo.Emecha di bobo a graduateia,chota ezigbo oru,nke nwanyi wuzinu drop out but still o kporo ya,ha ebiri,o ga tinyezie ya na ulo akwukwo,afo ime abata ka eme ,ka eme ga gba ngwu nwanyi,nwa a a nwuo na afo ime ahu.ndi be nke nwanyi gba isi akwara na o ga eburu uzo luo di ozu tutu o lie ya dika nwanyi ya.O dikwa egwu.a ga na-ekpe di kpe
@Topic,ndi m na azo ndu,ndi na azom ndu
the people i protect,same people protects me

A nuo lam udi akuko a

A na eji anya ama oka kara aka
You use your eye and know the worth/value of corn or person

A na eji isi ahu ama uto nsi
One uses the smell of ahu and know the smell of feaces

Ebe onye oso ruru onye ije ga eru abe ahu
where a runner reach a walker will reach there too

Aku fecha odara awo

rubi:

A nuo lam udi akuko a

dalu.i was wondering ma o bu nani m.anyway,anyi nile kwekoritara  na o dighi nma.i hope na di bobo ga agba isi akwara jukwa.the most he can do is to contrtibute to the burial and not to ilu ya.
kedu maka ndi ulo gi?udo  
@Topic,onye na amaghi onye mmadu bu ma o bu aha mmadu na akpo onye ahu "onyea"
if u dont know someones name,u call the person " Mister" or "eeh you"  

All the newly married women kwenu hei!!!!!!!!!!
All the old married women kwenu hei!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the happily married women kwezue nu hei, hei, hei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aturu muru ebule gba aka nwa
a sheep that begats a lamb is more or less without an offspring
 Oke soro ngwere maba mmiri,o ko okeo gaghi ako ngwere _{o dika m mere mistake}  
if rat jumps into the stream with a liard,the liard might swim tru but the rat might get drown
   Atufuo aziza na abali,mgbe chi foro,a chowa ya.
when u throw away ur broom at nite,when its morning,u ud definietly search for it
  Awo adighi agba oso ehihie na efu
the frog no dey do 100m for nothing ooo lol
 

rubi:

All the newly married women kwenu hei!!!!!!!!!!
All the old married women kwenu hei!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the happily married women kwezue nu hei, hei, hei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol
rubi i huru di thing.na Mortiple start am.

ifyalways:

dalu.i was wondering ma o bu nani m.anyway,anyi nile kwekoritara na o dighi nma.i hope na di bobo ga agba isi akwara jukwa.the most he can do is to contrtibute to the burial and not to ilu ya.
kedu maka ndi ulo gi?udo
@Topic,onye na amaghi onye mmadu bu ma o bu aha mmadu na akpo onye ahu "onyea"
if u don't know someones name,u call the person " Mister" or "eeh you"

Mgbe m na agraduate from universti mayo biara mepe emume anyi koro akuko si na tupu oburu ihe obu na onwere mgbe ohapuru akwukwo chuwa enyi nwanyi emecha enyi nwa anyi aha pu ya gbalaga si n a obu it boribo nke ahu akuziere ya ihe obiahachi were akwukwo ya kporo ihe ugbua o buru go mmadu bara onwe ya uru. Ogba anyi ume si biko mgbe obula enyi na akwukwo chere gi n'ihu biko k'anyi horo akwukwo n'hi na mmadu na aharipu

otu isi mee akwa ndina gi obu otu ahu ka iga esi dina na ya
How you make your bed is how you will lie on it

rubi:

Mgbe m na agraduate from universti mayo biara mepe emume anyi koro akuko si na tupu oburu ihe obu na onwere mgbe ohapuru akwukwo chuwa enyi nwanyi emecha enyi nwa anyi aha pu ya gbalaga si n a obu it boribo nke ahu akuziere ya ihe obiahachi were akwukwo ya kporo ihe ugbua o buru go mmadu bara onwe ya uru. Ogba anyi ume si biko mgbe obula enyi na akwukwo chere gi n'ihu biko k'anyi horo akwukwo n'hi na mmadu na aharipu

otu isi mee akwa ndina gi obu otu ahu ka iga esi dina na ya
How you make your bed is how you will lie on it

okwu ka i kwuru.
mmadu nwere ike i haripu gi mgbe i na atughi anya nani Jah bu Eze.
infact kam tukwa ilu gia ozo o di uto na ntim
otu onye si mee/hazie elu akwa ya,otu ahu ka o ga esi were dina na ya
as u make ur bedso wud u lie on it ! ! !

ifyalways:

okwu ka i kwuru.
mmadu nwere ike i haripu gi mgbe i na atughi anya nani Jah bu Eze.
infact kam tukwa ilu gia ozo o di uto na ntim
otu onye si mee/hazie elu akwa ya,otu ahu ka o ga esi were dina na ya
as u make your bedso would u lie on it ! ! !

Obu ya mere mu ji jisie chineke aka

Eziokwu,onye hapu Nwoke ahu aka,ikuku uwa eburu ya.
Nwoke ahu no na elu di too much,hes the only one and strong eto DIKE.

Nkita nuo nsi eze ere ewu

Nwanyi sie ajo ite ya asi n'osi ele ihe guru ya

When a woman cook bad soup she will say that she has cooked what she craves for

@rubi na ndi ozo.
weekend oma nu.Ka chukwu chebe anyi nile

Mmiri onye chutere na udu mmiri na o ga anwu na uguru
the water u fetched during the rainy season is what u wud drink during the dry season
A naghi etinye aka abuo na otu onu
u can put two fists in one mouth
Anu gba ajo oso,a jujuo ya ajo egbe kara aka
if the "hunted" runs craftily,the "hunter" wud equally shoot at it craftily
ukwa ruo oge ya,oda
the breadfruit ONLY falls when its ripe
lol,T.U Ubesie,chude chude chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Ya gazie !

ifyalways:


lol,T.You Ubesie,chude chude chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Ya gazie !

ole udi mkpari/aka oru ekwensu bu nka?unu gwakwa ndi moduranshi na censors board na mu na ha adighi achi gini mere ha jiri degharia ihe m dere?
@Topic,Oga no na A/C na ekpori ndu e chefukwala na ndu ya di Gateman na aka
oga wey balance for A/c dey enjoy life,make him no forget say him life dey for gateman hand
Nwoke na adighi "kpom" ofe di "kpom" a naghi agu ya.
a man that is not loaded pocketwise does not salivate for a loaded/well prepared soup
Ebe ndi isi abuo na eri nri,nani Chineke ma onye gworo ofe
when two blind men are eating,Only God knows whos cheating who
Onye ara ka a gwara ha bia saa ahu,ha juo ha si ma o bu ya sacha ahu,ara ahu agwu ka o bu ofodu?
a mad man was asked to come and bath and he asked the ppl if the bath taking wud cure the madness
Nwoke tete ura gbaruo ihu ya gwa nwayi ha na ike i ga oru/ubi adighi ya,nwanyi e mesapu ihu nye ya ite ,zi ya uzo mmiri/iyi
If a man wakes up,frowns his face and tells the wife that hes too tired to go to the farm,the woman wud smile,give him the water pot and show him the way to the stream
@Echelon,Rubi,Chineyem,Kashiff,Mortiple,Amaka,Youngies,Nwakaibe na ndi ozo,Ya gazie

@Echelon,Rubi,Chineyem,Kashiff,Mortiple,Amaka,Youngies,Nwakaibe na ndi ozo,Ya gazie

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Kedu maka week end gi inwekwara fun?
@Topic Anaghi agba aka ahu nwata eze

@Ify Kedu maka week end gi inwekwara fun?
@Topic Anaghi agba aka ahu nwata eze
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Kai! dis pple just take proverbs dey play hia! daalu nu ooo. Unu niile.

Ndi okenye si na

Ngwere hapu ukwu osisi, aka akpara ya!
If the lizards leaves the tree trunk, it will be kidnapped _{by the militants}

Ndi okenye si kwa na

Onye a na-eduga n'ama na-ebu uzo
He who's been led to the bush to poo poo, leads the way

Rubi weekendim di nma.F.U.N
Echelon,o nwebeghi ihe i huru

O dighizi m ka onwere onye ya na Ify na azo lolo threadi a

Ify buko buru gawa, i di egwu n'ilu.

Usu enweghi onu

Onye kwe chi ya ekwe
Your believe will work for you

Onye ju kwa nu

echelon:

Onye ju kwa nu

chi ya aju

echelon:

Onye ju kwa nu

isi adighi gi nma

rubi:

chi ya aju

lol,i nwetara ya
@topic,A na ekwu na okuko bu nsi na okpa,o jiri onu na aturi ya
WE are complaining that the hen has got some shyte on its legs,the hen is busy eating more shyte
Youngies,ole ebe i si daputa ugbua?kwuo eziokwu

Mu ka i si na isi adighi mma this girl got mouth ooo 

Asi na i teta ula okuko chuba gi oso, gi gbaba n'ihi na i maghi ma o puru eze n'abali
It's said that if you wake up and find the hen pursuing you, you should run for you don't know if it grew teeth during the night 

N'ihi ya, Ify, i hughi ukwu m anya. 

A na-ekwu na okuko kponyere aja, o chiri okpa naabo wunye
WE are complaining that the hen has put some sand_{in some container}, the hen went on to jump in.

Echelo, oginikwa ka okuko mere gi this morning?

Okuko rapu kwokom, o nwere gini zuo umu?
If the mother hen should abandon kwokom, what will she feed her chics with?

Juo Ifeoma; Ask Ifeoma

Ifeoma ngwa bia zara onu gi here, but i choro i kowa na Ify likeli okuko so much?

Igbo kwenu!

Okuko si na nya labara (ura) ula abughi na nya erijugo afo, kama obu na chi ejigo.
The chicken said that it went home to roost is not because it has eaten enough food, but because of nightfall.

Okuko si na ihe kpatara ya ji ele anya na elu maya riwe nri bu na ihe na egbu ya si na elu abia.
The chicken said the reason why it does not desist from looking towards the sky when eating is because the creatures (eg Hawk) that feed on it usually descend from above.

Ify nwanyi oma, Youngies, Echelon, Rubi, etc biri kwe nu!!