@youngies
Anugom ihe ikwuru (I've heard u). Anokwam na IMEEM na emeya arrange ugbua.

Nke a bu ilulu nnuru na ofu egwu ndia mu na cho itinyere unu.

Ogborogboro ijiji (Giant Fly) gara na ebe nwa'gbo na anyu nsi, ya masiya nke ukwu. Ngbe nwa'gbo rapuru, ya acho iri nsi a, omaghi na nkita nu na akuku na eche ka nwa'gbo a puo, nkita achoo iri nya na nsi, Ijiji a ebere na elu akwukwo ede, we si "ahize nkita erighi mu na nsi".

A Giant Fly went and perched where a (beautiful) lady was excreting. Immediately the lady left, it attempted to do justice to it. It didn't know that a hungry dog was nearly watching and waiting for the 'meal'. As the fly landed on the , , the dog rushed the , The giant fly perched on a Cocoyam leave nearby and exclaimed: "thank goodness, the dog didn't eat me up with the excreta!"

The song: Ndi oru uzo agbaghara ibe ha (by Skylark). Coming to u soon!

Igbo biri nu!

Okporokporo ijiji NOT Ogborogboro ijiji.

Error regretted.

@ify,nwanne,azutaram ihe mana ele etum ga si wetere gi ya.

@mortiple, nwanna ndewoo,dalu maka comment gi na picture.Mana aluo lam di,ejikwam umu Ato(umunwoke)

@topic,Asi na nwata kwocha aka,o soro ogaranya rie ihe.
Okwuru anaghi akari onye kuru ya.

Igbo kelenu,rie nu,Unu anwula.Ndewo nu o.

chisimdi:

@mortiple, nwanna ndewoo,dalu maka comment gi na picture.Mana aluo lam di,ejikwam umu Ato(umunwoke)

Umu atoo? Chineke anukwam gi na ukwu, ndi nugi n'aka akari go!
Biko agwakwala digi.
Anyway, appreciation abughi njo.


@IFYALWAYS, obu gini n'eme zi?

Mortiple  jobu a kuola 
chisimdi i si na iji umu soja ato?cheeeeei,biko Imaka,nma nwanyi bu after nwa,lol the real beauty radiates then.ndeewo bekkee 
youngies i si mgbe i na ata ugba na gini?lekwa oche were  boiz m ma mgbe a muru ha,ndi rapid growth 
Echelon,rubi,Kashiff na ndi ozo,unu aputakwala?
@Topic,ihe nara oru bu oru
what takes the place of work is work/what stops ons from going to work is work too
lol@ijiji na nsi na nkita

Ole everybodi gawara?

Otu m oyi nga oo ma owurucha onye Owerri

youngies:

Ole everybodi gawara?

Otu m oyi nga oo ma owurucha onye Owerri

erhm Yonugies i si na gini mere?
i hope na o bughi ihe m chere?ima na o bughi otu aki si ada na nti ka o si ato na onu.lol
i hope na o bughi ka i siri dee ihea ka nkowa ya siri di?

Ify nani gi makwa ihe i bu n'obi.

Lekwa akpa abu m, aji adighikwa ya
My armpit is clean-shaved

haaa
A na ekwu nke i mere i ka na emekwa more
gini ka nwa agboghobia niile bu na obi?shuooo,biko okwa ara ka m bu na obi,nothing more
Youngies,lekwa m ooooooooo
Asiri guwa agbara o tewe uri onu
when a woman wants to gossip,she wud start by applying lipstick
_{wondering onye asiri na agu really,me or youngies?}

Hiaa, kedukwa nke butere ara na threadia, Ify o gini na eyele gi sef? Nekwa m oo, i lata m okpa mbara

O ihe kwuru, ihe akwudebe ya
When something is standing, something else will stand beside it

hehe
okwa i choro ima ihe m bu na obi?i choro i chiputam ukwu na ezi bia hapum okwa ya?
lai lai Youngies,a gaghim ekwe ka i jiri isim nwuo garri 

nnam si na "okwu na eweta okwu"
talks begats talks

Ndi Igbo si, olu ha na eji anata ego awu olu ha na eji akwu ugwo


Translation- the voice used in borrowing money is not the same voice used in paying back.

Hahahahahaha threadi anyi a awuru go ihe ozo
Ify bia nu ka m leta ihe ibu na obi.

Trouble dey sleep now i wan go wake up, na palava i dey find ooh.

Ify ihe i na ako bu ajambene

Adi m very sure na nna gi gwakara gi, na obu okwu na enweta osisa
Talk begats answer

steriod ndeewo.
eziokwu ka i kwuru.ego igweeee,hmmmn  
Pres burukwa ajo mmuo gi gawa another place  
E kwutela m okwu ihe m bu na obi okpa a mawa gi jijiji,ndi otu ekwensu  
E bum "ihe" gbara okpurukpu na obi  

Presido biko wepu aka na ara Ify ooo

Presido

Udara siri na obughi nani ya muru nwa ana apiwa onu
Udara said she is not only one that has baby whose breast must be squeezed

haa
iwe ga ewekwa m  
onye jikwanu di ara?onye na agwa onye ha wepu onu na ara m sef?  

agbara aka na azo ala,onye ji ji a na akonye
erhm,omo this proverb no get translation hoha  

youngies:

Presido

Udara siri na obughi nani ya muru nwa ana apiwa onu
Udara said she is not only one that has baby whose breast must be squeezed

Youngies,is this the translation 
odika ara a na agu gi.
nnam si na nwoke a naghi aju ara,o nwucha ara nne ya,o nwuo nke enyi ya nwanyi bia nwurima nke nwanyi ya till ebighebi 
unu elekwara egwu boolu ndi be anyi na dni holland?boiz ndia jikwa egwu na okpa,there is hope

Hapcha ndi egwu bolu Siasia aka, ha ana agba bolu ka ndi nghuru ara tupu ha abata na field

ifyalways:

odika ara a na agu gi.

Oso kwa agu m owu m bia kete nda.

Yougi abegi hapu aka ma anara nourismenti

youngies:

Hapcha ndi egwu bolu Siasia aka, ha ana agba bolu ka ndi nghuru ara tupu ha abata na field

ewoooo ! ! !
ala aruola,biko Youngies ga nwurutu ara,i think u really do need it.ga nwuru ara tupu ara agba gi

presido1:

Oso kwa agu m owu m bia kete nda.

Yougi abegi hapu aka ma anara nourismenti

hmmmn
ara nwere nafdac nomba ka o bu nke ole?ndi nafdac e kweghi enye nke m nomba
onye o bula ventureru nwuo di ara is doing so at his own risk

lol,ndi ara ato

ifyalways:

ewoooo ! ! !
ala aruola,biko Youngies ga nwurutu ara,i think u really do need it.ga nwuru ara tupu ara agba gi :Dhmmmn
[b]ara nwere nafdac nomba ka o bu nke ole?ndi nafdac e kweghi enye nke m nomba
onye o bula ventureru nwuo di ara is doing so at his own risk [/b]lol,ndi ara ato

Achighi m ima, ngbe uwa wu uwa ara anaghi enwe nafdac ma afor kwa numba.
Bute ya hia i'he nwutara na isi m. owu mbia nso?, credit crunch ekweghi m zuta carnation.

Pres iwu onye ara.
o di nma ma o di njo,i choghi ima,abi? lol
anyway o dikwa nma,ebe o bu ara bu nkpa gi,i ga enweta ara soonest

Onye kwue ihe bu nkpa ya,umu nna ya a turo ya meeting
when one tells his kinsman his problem,they wud profer solution for him

_{pres ara jenny kwanu? o gbula gi?}

bia nwakiri a asu i'na enye m gi ekwoo, asi kwanu inaghi enye m let me know.
Aji kwala i'he chineke nyere gi ashi ashi

Anyway ka gaa city center now, idola m akpiri.
Tosh come make we gather go,

Tosh alugokwa nwanyi, his wife na enye ya ara as breakfast, ara during lunch time as appetiser, ara as desert after dinner. Aka eketora Tosh nwa mama, o nweghizikwa efe for those sour city center aras.

Nwanyi na gba oso na ejide ara ya aka, mara na oso achuwebe ya
If a woman is holding her breast while running, let it be known that nothing is pursing her yet

Ekenekwa m unu kene ihe na-emere unu ihe. Ya mere ara domain again?

Ilu Igbo:

Otu nwoke si, ma ndi luru ogu, ma ndi gbara oso, ha niile bu agha
A certain man said, those that fought in the battle, plus the refugees, all are war

Nwata riwe ihe, taa aru n'aka, o lee aka o ga-eji tinye ozo n'onu?
When a child bites his fingers while eating, with which fingers will he use to put food in the mouth?

Nwanyi lelia di ya, ike akpoo ya nku
If a woman looks down on her husband, her buttocks will dry up

Onye ugo bere n'isi bu onye nwuru anwu
Whosoever an eagle perches on his head is a dead man

Ka m biakwa…

Youngies na Pres a dim sure na unu a nwuola ihe na agu unu?
Echelon,lol,deje.ilu nke a togbugom
"nwanyi lelia di ya. . . . .but it should be vice versa both ways,it goes.
@Topic,nkita si na ndi nwere ike a maghi ano odu
Dog said that those ppl blessed with nyash dont know how to sit.
@Mortiple,i nwetabeghi linki egwu ahu?
Rubi,i mere olia?Ya gazie
Kashiff na Nwakaibe,udo chikwa na side unu

Ify adi m nma

Rubi,
@ all weekendi oma nu
atacharam ukwa ja eze _{amaghim ihe okwu a putara}

ihe ga ewekwam
Onye tukwu ala enyo Otele ibe ya e chefukwala na onye ozo ga na enyokwa Otele ya
when u stoop down to look at anoda mans nyash,dont forget that your nyash too wud be peeped at by anoda man/for every action,dia is equal and opposite reaction
Excess udo chiba na izu uka

Igbo, kelenu!

@Ifyalways, nwetu ndidi obere. Akam na ahazi ya.

Igbo si na: Agbara gburu onye nwe isi ya, obu onye ka oga ahapu?
The deity (oracle) that killed its head custodian, who then will it spare?

Igbo si na: Mmiri maa onye-ije, ije ya aru o!
When rain beats a traveler, his/her journey will come to an abrupt end.

Igbo si na: Onye nzuzu (iberibe) amayi na adanneya bu obia.
A fool does not know that his mother's first daughter (i.e. married) is a stranger in his house.

Igbo ndewo nu o!