agabaI23:

Ee nwoke oma a ma m na otu na-elu gi ilu. Narakwa m ekelekwa
Ihe kere mmadu mara na otu ga-ese okwu, o kecha ya kpuchie ya aji.

Onye ojoo!

Obughi nani ashewo mara na ikpu bu ego
The prost.itute isn't the only one that recognises the economic value of the p.u$$y

youngies:

Onye ojoo! 

Obughi nani ashewo mara na ikpu bu ego
The prost.itute isn't the only one that recognises the economic value of the p.u$$y

Onye oma!!!!

slap1:

Umunne m, ilu ndi a m turu aputaghi na abu m onye ojoo. Ihe ndi a bu okwu ndi nna anyi ha, obughi m kere ha. Nke ikpeazu ahu bu n'onu Chinua Achebe ka m nuru ya. Abughi m onye na ekwu okwu rere ure site na mgbe amuru m ruo taa. Ekelee m unu!

Nwoke m I ji ujo eri abacha? Ilu niile ndi a m na-atu na-ese okwu bu m keputara ha. Onye O na-ewute, ya jee maa isi n'aja.

agabaI23:

Nwoke m I ji ujo eri abacha? Ilu niile ndi a m na-atu na-ese okwu bu m keputara ha. Onye O na-ewute, ya jee maa isi n'aja.

N'ebe kwanu? Kama o na adi nma atacha ùkwá ajaa ézé,

slap1:

N'ebe kwanu? Kama o na adi nma atacha ùkwá ajaa ézé,

Eri agoo

@Chineye,cat . . nwa Ologbo
Ilu ndia unu na atu ebe a na atukwa ujo.Youngies,slap na Agaba.

Mmiri mara amu, umuaka akpo ya ntanta(meat).

Aku fechaa odara awo. The termite will still fall for the toad.

Ezuo ka aha eri udele, atotuo ngiga.

Aka kpara ezekudele, ezekudele ekwuo onye chiri ya ozo

Arusi nyekaria nsogbu, agwa ya osisi e ji pia ya.

Ukwu na-aga warawara marakwa n'anya na-acha zam zam na-elekwa ya.
Ihe onye na-aza ka eji mara ya
Ututu oma nu!

slap1:

Arusi nyekaria nsogbu, agwa ya osisi e ji pia ya.

CLASSIC! 

Okenye siri na ya amaghi egwu ala, di aruru ala 
An elder that denies not knowing how to dig a hole is mischievous

ifyalways:

@Chineye,cat . . nwa Ologbo
Ilu ndia unu na atu ebe a na atukwa ujo.Youngies,slap na Agaba.

Ify buko esoghikwa m Agaba na slap la n'iyi

^^^^yougiesyyyy, obu gi bu class capitin no ne'ebe a.

ifyyyy nda aga imere?

throttler:

^^^^yougiesyyyy, obu gi bu class capitin no ne'ebe a.

ifyyyy nda aga imere?

Ada Mazi nma nma.
@Youngies,ihe i na ako bu akuko.Unu nile bu ndi otu a

Ewoooo, lekwanu ilulu o

odikwa serious o

Onye ara si na ya enweghi okwu maka onye a ji mma kwuru ya n'azu ruo mgbe o choro isi ya acho.

The mad man said that he has nothing to say to the man standing behind him with a machete until he looks for his head.

Lol, onye ara wu onye ara!

youngies:

Ify buko esoghikwa m Agaba na slap la n'iyi

Amaghi kwa m ihe I n'ekwu. Ify kedu nke bu nke gi? Obu na imaghi na óké imechi ónú n'ebute ónú ishi?

slap1:

Amaghi kwa m ihe I n'ekwu. Ify kedu nke bu nke gi? Obu na imaghi na óké imechi ónú n'ebute ónú ishi?

lol

youngies:

Ify buko esoghikwa m Agaba na slap la n'iyi

Biko kwa Youngies,aha Agaba na eso okwu
Imakwa na Agaba gaa act-ia somewhere na NL,ndi ifo asi na owu Ify mere aru
Edekona aha mu na Agaba na otu ahiri ozo

otele:

Ewoooo, lekwanu ilulu o

odikwa serious o

Otele mgbeke. Otele na-anyu aro.

Ikwikwi(Otele) nyuru aro si umu nna ya kwere ya egwu, ha si ya tufiakwa, na anaghi ekwere ihe ojoo egwu

Mbe si na olu oha dimma mana oriri oha na-ara ahu
Tortoise said that many hand s at work is enjoyable but many mouth to feed can be embarrassing

Rubi,anya gi.
Nwata gbere egbere bia taa okenye aru,okenye egbere egbere ga tagwara ya.
when a child crawls to come bite an adult,the adult wud crawl and go bite back

ifyalways:

Rubi,anya gi.
Nwata gbere egbere bia taa okenye aru,okenye egbere egbere ga tagwara ya.
when a child crawls to come bite an adult,the adult wud crawl and go bite back

Ano m ya

E chem n'uzo ozo esi ede/ekwu ya bu
Ma madu asoghi nsi taa m n'ike agaghim aso ntutu taa ya n'isi

Onye gburu dibia na agworo ya ogwu, ndi n'aku ya nshì agwula? Ututu oma nu, Igbo zuru uwa nile!

r we deviating??
e mee ngwa ngwa emeghari odachi e , a stitch in time saves nine

^ I bu onye? kedu ndi bu we?

^Onye obula na édé Igbo kwesiri ibu nwanne anyi, kama aghotakwaghi m nke bu "We".

Uwa bu ahia. onye zuchaa, o laa

Otu niile bu ofu ihe, enweghi ife di iche  . . 
Marriage decision should not be made solely on beauty, but based on the overall qualities of the woman. 

_{Men take note!!}

Metalgong.:

Otu niile bu ofu ihe, enweghi ife di iche  . . 
Marriage decision should not be made solely on beauty, but based on the overall qualities of the woman. 

_{Men take note!!}

Ogene! Kee kwa mgbe ijiri ruo ebe a?

Onlytruth:

Ogene! Kee kwa mgbe ijiri ruo ebe a?

Nwanne m anyi no ebe niile . . .