I be think say na ewu.

Mehn, na die i dey.

See biff.

Iron bender (d1) and pepper seller (tanimz) why the biff na?

I think we need to encourage am

see, even apprentice studio dey get starting point too  

<no be biffing - na encouragement>

^^ No be encourage, i encourage am? The fool come dey yab me.

Studio,

If you have nothing to say, just sit and watch the cars pass instead of the senseless replies.

Hmmm, Our people say when handshake don dey reach elbow, e don become ija jaguda(fight to finish)

Una wan see my red eye' dis evening?

Which color your eye be before? Blue? Mschew

hmmm - now am confused

Do I:

1. Re-position my chair and watch guaranteed exclusive fight or

2. Open up a crate of Maltina/Guiness for u guys to calm down

<D1 abeg come advise me jo!>

^^ I no be adviser ni?

Una no go hold me before i begin dey over-react?

See as dem take the fight come for the front of my house.

My thread, my joke.

^^ Your joke?

Bros, all liars go to hell.

Studio CFR:

Una no go hold me before i begin dey over-react?

See as dem take the fight come for the front of my house.

My thread, my joke.

Awwww c'mon - u suppose dey grateful to us na! - besides we dey take style grow dis your thread 4 u

see, remain small - we go enter page 3    

D1KeleVra:

tehehe Efe make we open crate, adjust chair watch match

D1, your the man jo!

<raises her glass to him>

Cheers!!    

My thing be my thing and nobody fit take am away from me.

Una so called leaders dey abuja dey manipulate election results and hijack ballot boxes during election.
Una too wan bring dat same criminal talent come nairaland?
see dem just dey attack me left right centre cuz i called this joke my own.

Una wan hijack am too?

Thank god i get Pistol for pocket.

If una near , walahi i go shoot.

tanimz:

^^ I no be adviser ni?

usually - yes. . .but not this time  

**we need u to concentrate on the fight**

Studio CFR:

My thing be my thing and nobody fit take am away from me.

Una so called leaders dey abuja dey manipulate election results and hijack ballot boxes during election.
Una too wan bring dat same criminal talent come nairaland?
see dem just dey attack me left right centre cuz i called this joke my own.

Una wan hijack am too?

Thank god i get Pistol for pocket.

If una near , walahi i go shoot.

hehehe

AND THE MALLAM AREA BOY HAS SPOKEN!!    

Studio CFR:

My thing be my thing and nobody fit take am away from me.

Una so called leaders dey abuja dey manipulate election results and hijack ballot boxes during election.
Una too wan bring dat same criminal talent come nairaland?
see dem just dey attack me left right centre cuz i called this joke my own.

Una wan hijack am too?

Thank god i get Pistol for pocket.

If una near , walahi i go shoot.

SMH, morrafucking Aboki.

Efemena_xy:

usually - yes. . .but not this time  

**we need u to concentrate on the fight**

I'm a peacemaker.

tanimz:

SMH, morrafucking Aboki.

Jeez!!

but erm. . . what does SMH mean? pardon my ignorance

I'm a peacemaker.

okay tanimz - I believe you

Why u go believe people wey no dey know wetin she dey do sometimes?

Na craze?

<smiles>

okay, you tell me then

wetin SMH mean?? - abeg tish me na

Efemena_xy:

Jeez!!

but erm. . . what does SMH mean? pardon my ignorance

SMH means Scratching my head. You're not being ignorant, my dear. The most knowledgeable of men got their knowledge by asking.

Efemena_xy:

okay tanimz - I believe you

And why is the "I" bolded

^^ 'cos I can only speak 4 myself o!

Okay, grabbed.

pass it to me

nothing 4 u

God be my sponsor.

Amen o!

Studio CFR:

pass it to me

Shift go oneside u dey block me jor.

PASS JO!!

and try not to jam sotin on ur way out!