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Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 4:11pm On Jul 20, 2010
I'm aware of my celebrity status.
Women go just dey die to get my attention
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 4:16pm On Jul 20, 2010
^^ Dead meat u mean lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 4:23pm On Jul 20, 2010
good morin' peepz! kiss cool
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 4:25pm On Jul 20, 2010
Na only mumu dey praise himself

im really trying to teach this STUDIO etiquette but re has refused to learn right

come oh,efe,wat do we do abt this guy

1. He is blind,looking 4 jokes wen they r b4 him
2. He is a houseboy,cooking 4 u and massaging clems feet
3. He is a street boy, walking and talking aimlessly
 
his list is too much, just tell me wat we hv to do abt him,
he is getting out of hand
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 4:28pm On Jul 20, 2010
Hmmm. . .

lemme see:

1. Strip him naked

2. Tie a cow bell around his neck

3. Make him carry heavy load on his head

4. Pity him and check him into the nearest mental hospital

cool cool
Re: Critical Condition by Dyt(f): 4:34pm On Jul 20, 2010
sylve11:

good morin' peepz! kiss cool





ode
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2010
YEAH!!! lets do just dat!!!
serves him right grin cheesy grin
Re: Critical Condition by Dyt(f): 4:44pm On Jul 20, 2010
sylv go vex now o
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2010
clitori. s and dirt, come make una know sey i be studio o sad cool
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 5:16pm On Jul 20, 2010
Make e vex,

i ll b affected if e vomit lizard in d process of vexing den i go get word 4 am
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 5:23pm On Jul 20, 2010
my dear wen the time reach dem nor go tell u, but me i don tire for seun msg, so i go bone u, u dey hear me? kiss cool
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 11:07am On Jul 21, 2010
Stay on topic guys - stop derailling.
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 11:35am On Jul 21, 2010
Lol. . .so speaks the chief derailer himself cheesy
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 11:38am On Jul 21, 2010
Bounce!
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 11:40am On Jul 21, 2010
studio why u like to derail threads self? sad cool
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 11:41am On Jul 21, 2010
Studio CFR:

Bounce!

hehehe - Back To Sender!
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 11:41am On Jul 21, 2010
I wont answer to such an idiotic question
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 11:44am On Jul 21, 2010
C'mon babes take am easy na - Mr Sylve11 is just desperately trying to gain your attention 2day

As a Nollywood celebrity u suppose know these things na tongue tongue tongue
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 11:47am On Jul 21, 2010
Na wa o
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 11:50am On Jul 21, 2010
studio get sense na sad cool


Efe, nor mind the short ful cool
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 11:53am On Jul 21, 2010
Stay on topic - stop derailing
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 11:53am On Jul 21, 2010
Ewww. . .Sylve nor try to kiss me

Studio, abeg come handle Sylve - na u im really want

free me jo!
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 11:57am On Jul 21, 2010
Efe how i wan take kiss u? i don't kiss ibeke mouths, ok? wink cool
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 11:59am On Jul 21, 2010
hmmm - I see u don use embrassment take modify your msg

No sweat sha - as long as we understand each other tongue
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 12:02pm On Jul 21, 2010
The boy never kiss woman before since dem born am. Lol

@sylvex, suicide approved
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 12:04pm On Jul 21, 2010
shove ur pie in ur mouf sad cool
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 12:06pm On Jul 21, 2010
Studio CFR:

The boy never kiss woman before since dem born am. Lol

@sylvex, suicide approved

Studio take am easy on Sylve - e go fit try do that sucide thing o!

@Sylve, if it worries u dat much, we fit tish u. . .

Ok, Stud - make u hold and kiss me, make Sylve look and learn from the grand master  tongue tongue
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 12:06pm On Jul 21, 2010
Sho've it down your throat first - bitch!
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 12:08pm On Jul 21, 2010
B!t'ch!

Na wa o
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 12:10pm On Jul 21, 2010
haha!!

shove wetin??!!

remember say u dey tish sylve how to kiss woman o!

Studio CFR:

B!t'ch!

Na wa o

try not to get too excited - na only kissing lesson jo!   cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Critical Condition by sylve11: 12:33pm On Jul 21, 2010
efe u well so? sad cool
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 12:35pm On Jul 21, 2010
<sniggers>

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