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Re: Critical Condition by Dyt(f): 11:58am On Jul 20, 2010
oya now open
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 12:01pm On Jul 20, 2010
hmm! Smelly people
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 12:04pm On Jul 20, 2010
D1 cover your nose shocked shocked shocked

Studio never baff dis week

@Dyt - careful make u nor go catch sotin o!
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 12:10pm On Jul 20, 2010
Dyt lock the door well.
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 12:12pm On Jul 20, 2010
hehehe cheesy cheesy
Re: Critical Condition by Dyt(f): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2010
nah




we'll use 10 condoms cos e thing kinda dey small





i no talk anyth o
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 12:15pm On Jul 20, 2010
U are flatchested?

No worry i go manage.
Make i stay ontop?
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 12:20pm On Jul 20, 2010
<smothers swelling laughter unsuccessfully>

Nollywood's aspiring P.OR.N stars

Kia - una wan kill person!!

grin  grin  grin
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 12:24pm On Jul 20, 2010
No pirate our film
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 12:26pm On Jul 20, 2010
Nor fear - na low quality film cool
Re: Critical Condition by Okijajuju1(m): 12:32pm On Jul 20, 2010
One of my friend in Izangbo secondary school wrote to the father.

Son: father, condition here in school is very critical that suicide is being considered.

And so the father replied: condition at home is more critical, suicide approved!

Studio this is one of your best jokes ever.

Still laughing. grin
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 12:33pm On Jul 20, 2010
U dey take style wait for your turn?
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 12:48pm On Jul 20, 2010
U too spoil dis man

another tin,ur joke is very old

i think i hear am d day they born u lipsrsealed

lets hear something new,

tell us abt dat 2 wks stay in d zoo wit dat ur monkey friend
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 1:05pm On Jul 20, 2010
^^no mind the guy. . . na so so history him like smiley
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 2:22pm On Jul 20, 2010
Okija priest - i see you lol.
Thanks bro.


And to my critics, i don shut una up. The next thing na to kick una enter gutter!
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 2:24pm On Jul 20, 2010
I think u mean "drag una enter my gutter" smiley
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 2:25pm On Jul 20, 2010
cynthoney:

U too spoil dis man

another tin,your joke is very old

i think i hear am d day they born u lipsrsealed

lets hear something new,

tell us abt dat 2 wks stay in d zoo wit dat your monkey friend

Oh. . .My. . .Gawd!!  shocked  shocked  shocked

So Studio and Monkey dey do the thing now??

Na wa O! so this guy no even get levels again na??

**some peeps go do anything out of desperation!!**
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 2:26pm On Jul 20, 2010
The one u dey live inside abi?
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 2:28pm On Jul 20, 2010
meaning??
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 2:32pm On Jul 20, 2010
dont mind STUDIO
anytime he opens his mouth to talk,farts come out instead
his talks r dat of a confused man embarassed embarassed
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 2:33pm On Jul 20, 2010
U too dey jump like frog - na dikele get dat message. Ewu!
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 2:34pm On Jul 20, 2010
lmao calm down studio. . . u don't want to pop the veins on ya neck smiley
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 2:36pm On Jul 20, 2010
<sniffs air>

man! what's that smell?  lipsrsealed  lipsrsealed  lipsrsealed

some peeps nor know say after making low quality P.OR.N movies dem need to go wash. . .  undecided  undecided
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 2:36pm On Jul 20, 2010
Ewu, okuko all r d friends u spent 2wks wit so im nt bodad

y i no go jump like frog,ur friend wey b monkey u don tell am mak she softly dey jump wey u get mouth 2tell me make i no jump again

e like say u wan disappear
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 2:38pm On Jul 20, 2010
D1KeleVra:

lmao calm down studio. . . u don't want to pop the veins on ya neck smiley

ROFLMAO!!

D1 nor dey sorry 4 am - today is his day of reckoning. .

By the time we finish with stud we go cripple am well-well  tongue
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 2:41pm On Jul 20, 2010
Drex back dikele, i no be jjc for dis area.
I know how una dey pick pocket here - so no near me.



Cynthoney, if i say make i kidnap u now u no reach - but i no fit kidnap u cuz u no be whity - nobody go fit pay better money for your ransom'
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 3:38pm On Jul 20, 2010
i no b kid,so u no fit kidnap me,

ur type sef no fit enta my area,

no man 4 dis life fit kidnap me

no even voice am out again oh,

studio,u no reach am at all

first goatnap dat goat 4 ur area,den kidnap clemz

afta ward,presidentnap jonathan b4 u fit even voice say u want kidnap a whole CYNTHONEY tongue
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 3:40pm On Jul 20, 2010
U get 2 head'?
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 3:50pm On Jul 20, 2010
U might neva kw,u kw
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 3:59pm On Jul 20, 2010
U get mouth no be small- walahi lol
Re: Critical Condition by cynthoney(f): 4:04pm On Jul 20, 2010
i try to talk myself out here on nairaland.u guys r make my day, i sit in d office all day long,just bored. this is d main reason i joined nairaland
i go dey yab u till u run u comot 4 nairaland,gaskiya!! tongue
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 4:08pm On Jul 20, 2010
Lol!!

Go Sis - Go!!

diss Mr stud well-well cheesy cheesy cheesy

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