i have better do what?

Of course, stay mutted,

dumb ass doesn't even speak proper english.

hi honey wats up?

Naija*gal:

dumb ass doesn't even speak proper english.

You are such a cracked LovePeddler, so get your ass out of the internet cafe,

@topic
pls dont piss her off,she is a real lady ok?
naija girl relax,you know the answer to a fool, dont you?

nice fella, peacemaker

@moondust,i'm fine love.jus doin what i shoulda done
eons ago
@hollandis,u r so right,but the freak is deaf,so it makes no difference!
@islander,i'm @the cafe doing sensible things u only dream bout

Naija horse face, you call staking out in a musty smelling internet cafe a done deal? LOLOLOL,

Well I am home, in the comfort of my home, on MY own lappy ( about to hit the gym) before seeing my 3 clients for the day, ( yes I work, and have a very rewarding career) Will pity you a Christmas gift, horsey,

@naijagal
sweetie . . .calm down aight?

@islander well clap for urself,u are such an achiever!
laugh out loud @urself u freak cos ur headin towards disaster
u kno what ur xmas gift should be? major deliverance.
look @ a pig callin me horse face.if ur boyfriend saw me
he would dump u in a milisecond u disease.dont worry in ur next life
u may look as pretty as ma neighbour's pup! u wish.
@moondust,i'm havin a blast love!

aight , babe

@topic
sweet thing

Naija*gal:

@islander well clap for yourself,u are such an achiever!
laugh out loud @yourself u freak because your headin towards disaster
u kno what your xmas gift should be? major deliverance.
look @ a pig callin me horse face.if your boyfriend saw me
he would dump u in a milisecond u disease.don't worry in your next life
u may look as pretty as ma neighbour's pup! u wish.
@moondust,i'm havin a blast love!

LOL, Naija I have seen you. You look just like a common area girl in Lagos, Nothing special ( don't get carried away because the losers here have been fooling you about your supposedly beauty)

I can help you out in that department.

1. you need a whole new wardrobe, thrash those cheapass "Rainbow" look-a-like

2. Some oatmeal and honey will help scrub away those rought edges on your horse face.

3. We can use boards to flatten out the forehead, such an elongated look doesn't fit well with dark people,

4. I will train you to step in heels as opposed to those "sneakers" LOL,

5. I will enroll you in an after school program, If you must impress when I am done adjusting the attire, you must be able to speak properly,

PS, NO heifer, I am here rolling over,
Islander just love to bring out the true colours of all the pretenders.ROFLMSAO

funny girl

Baby girl ( what's up? How was your weekend?)

At times its not just about resting your hands on the keyboard and putting something down @ Islander lets put sentiment aside u need see naija*gal in person , I am sure you will appologize.

For me I know someday Islander would come to differentiate even from a distance Angels from Clown .

and for Naija*gal ouch you too decent for all those words

opensource:

At times its not just about resting your hands on the keyboard and putting something down @ Islander lets put sentiment aside u need see naija*girl in person , I am sure you will appologize.
For me I know someday Islander would come to [b]differentiate even from a distance Angels from Clown .[/b]and for Naija*girl ouch you too decent for all those words

ROFLMSAO, what if I told you I met Angelina Jolie (yes saw her in Central Park in June with her kids) and she didn't impress me? What makes you think a common area girl like Horse face will change my mind?OLOL

Don't need to see a horse faced, uncultured puppy to know who she is, Bleach cream didn't help this case. Maybe she should resort to the wig thingy too. LOL,

No dear, unfortunately, I know the difference, and Nairaland is over populated.  See how easy it is for me to reel them in on my line? LOL, Only fools will fall for that, I just llove doing what I do best, ROFLMSAO

PS. Thanks for the imput though, nuff respect 

Islander:

Baby girl ( what's up? How was your weekend?)

im alright hun, how was urs? mine was fine! :*

Hectic! Hectic! Hectic!

Still getting over all the hustle and bustle of it all, Relaxing a bit, then off to business( No work today, but I have a class in 2 hrs)

This must be a case of arrested growth. A nine year old in a granny's body

, All the cowards with their fake ass ids afraid of one "old granny"

LOL, jackal where are you oooo,

Asshole, let me enlightened you, This Diva Islander is still very much in her 20"s

Asswax, grow some balls and come out of your covering, No need to hide, I promise NOT to bite, ROFLMSAO, ruff ruff Rover come back yarsey,

@ Islander,

I am right behind ya.
U cant be more right about the latest roach to emerge.
He was all over me ass some few months back on the sports section.
Always seeking me attention at every given opportunity . . . .
I can bet me mortgage the nincompoop is someone we know very well.
Maybe this is the right time to take 8 outta his 9 lives.

Jackal:

@ Islander,

I am right behind ya.
You can't be more right about the latest roach to emerge.
He was all over me ass some few months back on the sports section.
Always seeking me attention at every given opportunity . . . .
I can bet me mortgage the nincompoop is someone we know very well.
Maybe this is the right time to take 8 out of his 9 lives.

Yes ooo. Bunch of jobless, donkeys, They go around robbing people of their hard earned cash then go to the nearest cafe to make a mockery of themselves.
Is it by force that I have to like you? I choose my friends in life and NL is NO exception.
So ALL Islanders Haters can eat shit and die,

Cowardice is such a terrible disease,

We know who they are Boss. Too ashamed to show their faces, so they create multiple usernames, Desperate mumus

Its hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowards always think quantity is the key . . . . They forget sterling quality is what counts.
I can battle 20000000 roaches single-handedly without breaking sweats . . .
Why anyone should be wasting hard-earned money in Lagos creating multiple ids beggars belief . . . .
The heat, stress, noise and mosquitoes is enough reason to discourage these cowards but joblessness has eaten deep into their fabrics.
Buncha douche-bags!!!!!

ROFLMSAO, Jackal you are too bad oooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I ginne die,

Roaches just breed more roaches, nit wits,

Cannot fathom how one small Island girl have them hyperventilating, Gosh! am HOT, LOL,

Notice how they come, post then disappear? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, common practice of bats,

Let's keep the heat on,

Now u see em now u don't . . . . .
Like they are poltergeists lurking around . . . . .reminds me of Amityville.

Roaches breed more roaches . . . . . Thats the truest statement i have heard u spew.
They can breed 1 million in a single season but what is the survival rate?
I think its about 1% . . . Can u beat that?

ROFLMSAO, Jackal please don't kill me,

I am heading to the bath but we will continue in a bit, here is my secret code( copy it fast before those roaches get in ( modified)

I copy, babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of self indulgent masturbation is this?

Jackal or what do you call yourself. . .shouldn't you be shedding tears after yesterday's result.

But I couldnt think of better company than Islanders for your sorry ass.

Suckle all that powdered milk from her crestfallen breasts

Jackal dearie sorry oo, typing and driving is bad, LOL
@58 ( I know who you are) but I won't spill just yet. Let me play some more with you bat.

Asshole, first one monkey claimed I didn't have any breast, now they have fallen? LOL. Assholes. You latrine stinkass rotten 419er.

You non-biodegradable piece of thrash. Who gave you permission to talk to this Diva? You numb skull, uglyass child molester.

Your dirty ass I whipped and sent into hiding so you made anew ID and came back for more? Lard boy I see you just enjoyed being tortured, You rat skull, mumu,

Your father did the right thing when he disowned you. People like you continue to give your country a bad name. When will you get a life and stop gracing the internet cafes? Use your money to do something worthwhile bat, times are very hard.

PS, I have to drive, but will be back for your AIDs ridden, malaria rejected asshole,

Ermmmm. Don't hate on Jackal because Her Empress Islander has chosen him as one of the Chosen Few, get the f.cuk out of here,

hahahahah. . .


Typical trailer trash. . .Subtlety is a trait alien to you i guess.

Damned Jerry Springer regular

Your colonial ancestors must be very proud

@ Pinocchio,

So u still alive?
Nairaland's one and only resident retard.
I was told u were born feet first thus making u dyslexic and moronic at the same time.
Your mother should have aborted u as soon as u were conceived but she let a mentally-subnormal spaz like u survive . . .
Anyways, i am here to erase that mistake.
U might need to thaw out the those 2 brain cells u have got . . . . .