Pataki: So Torres cannot walk straight into the dressing room since he wanted to pee? Or u fans are waiting for him to display his brokos to ur amusement?

A sillier post on these threads I'm yet to see.
Was there any evidence to show that he returned to the bench, or did it take 8 minutes for him to empty his bowels?

StarBoard:
A sillier post on these threads I'm yet to see.
Was there any evidence to show that he returned to the bench, or did it take 8 minutes for him to empty his bowels?

Dude step on it. Don't be daft. I am not here to impress you.

Just imagine the idiotic question you have asked me, does he need to return to the bench? Are you his medical doctor or you recently have access to medical records to know how many minutes it takes to empty his bowels?

Obviously, sarcasm is lost on you.

StarBoard: Where is Prof coogar, who claims the rest of us are football illiterates for calling Torres a dud?
The level of creativity at Torres' disposal is shockingly and embarrassingly too good to be true,yet dude keeps making a mockery of his pre-2010 world cup form

you are a soccer illiterate if you think torres is to blame for chelsea's goal drought last night! that was a match where only 7 key passes were made by the whole chelsea team - in the other week, van persie had 11 chances on his own but a whole chelsea team could only manage 12 attempts - of course, only fools would expect torres to a get hatrick from the 2 chances handed to him by team mates! even the best strikers in the league don't have more than 25% chance conversion rate - so how many goals do people expect torres to score from 2 chances?

4llerbuntu: ooooh u all dont get
torres needs to be released onw on one with the goalpost.
the chelsea team is too slow, mechanical to play in torres
gospel according to coogar

more daft comments from charlatans who don't have any business in analysig football! a whole team failed to score and torres gets the blame for the failure. i am sure only torres gets paid huge wages at the club, others are playing without wages....

debosky: Did Torres play 11 positions? Did the Hazardous one not play?

Rubbish excuses - you spend 80m and you still put ALL the blame on Torres? Are the other players only supporters and have no goal scoring responsibility?

Arsenal scored 6 today - only one goal came from the CF - wingers scored 3 and a LB caused sufficient commotion in the opposition half to result in two own goals.

Even if Torres has an off day, why can't the rest of the team perform?

Stop scapegoating Torres for an abysmal Chelski performance.

Bros thank you very much.
Common sense in the midst of all the crap.

People leave important gist dey follow dey blame Torres.
Against Atletico, we were drab. People started blaming Torres.

Yesterday, we were the same. People are blaming Torres.

Is it difficult to see a trend emerging?
RDM started with the exact same line up as he would against Barcelona.
£90m spent and we still approach every game defensively.


Wait till you begin to see rumbling inside the camp from the likes of Azpilicueta, Oscar, Marin, Sturidge and Moses because of lack of game time when Lampard, Bertrand, Ramires and Ivanovic seem to be getting 90mins now and again.

^^ How many 90mins game has Ramires and Bertrand got this season?

Meanwhile we conveniently sidestep the DUD who has been a monumental flop ever since he stepped into CHelsea

Initially the excuse was that he wasnt getting regular minutes this season in 6 games he has played 530min. an average of 88mins per game and he has continued to be horrible.

Earlier we were told his teammates like Drogba, Kalou, Anelka, Lukaku were the reason he flopped those ones have left and he is still DUD.

We have been told that its the coaches in Chelsea that were his problems. Torres has played under 3 different coaches he still continues to be a flop.

We were told its the lack of creative players. This season he has played with some of the most creative set of players in Hazard and Mata in attack yet they still dont understand him.

He complained that the noise level in London was one of his reason for poor performance, They have reduced the noise in London and even started admitting Deaf and dumb ppl to Stamford bridge yet he continues to be DUD

So what is the new excuse? Approach games defensively? Dude are you serious? You mean because Ronaldo didnt start as CB means the team is defensive?

GTFOH jare

dayokanu:
We were told its the lack of creative players. This season he has played with some of the most creative set of players in Hazard and Mata in attack yet they still dont understand him.

bobby zamora made more chances than eden hazard last night, chelsea were that lethargic! if hazard with all his creativity can only make 2 key passes in one game then he's a complete flop! cazorla made 5 key passes against the saints! berbatov alone had 7 chances to score from........the underlying problems still persist @ chelsea - they don't make enough clear-cut chances strikers can benefit from!

He complained that the noise level in London was one of his reason for poor performance, They have reduced the noise in London and even started admitting Deaf and dumb ppl to Stamford bridge yet he continues to be DUD

your level of idiocy plumbs new depth when you come up with nonsense like this to support your opinion!

So what is the new excuse? Approach games defensively? Dude are you serious? You mean because Ronaldo didnt start as CB means the team is defensive?

your level of idiocy has plumbed depths more than an oil rig would muster! well done!!

chic2pimp:
Don't mind Debosky.
Dude was the first one to call for Chamhakh's head when things started going Belly up.

Even when Chamakh was struggling, the likes of Walcott, Cesc and even Vermaelen were scoring, making it even more obvious the lad had a problem. Can you show me the other Chelski players that scored yesterday?

StarBoard:
Fella is known to perform the art of flip-flopping impulsively.

And you must be suffering from myopia - did I excuse Torres? He was poor and I mentioned that in my post, but why did the REST of the team not perform either? Was that also Torres' fault?

How many goals did Welbeck score y'day? Did that stop Scholes and Buttner from scoring? Did Tevez score y'day or is Javi Martinez a striker? Keep the focus on Torres and keep evading the fundamental truth of terrible overall performance of Chelski.

mufasa: for walking straight to the dressing room, the ninja should be benched for the next 2 games. is he mad?

who was he vexing for? his team mates or his coach or chelsea fans?

there has to be a reason beyond football why he is this clumsy, maybe his underpants are too tight

Hahahahaa I dun die

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Hello house don't often comment on issues especially regardin a rival club but this torres debate is so intriguing. I can understand the point of his supporters that's its unfair to hold him solely responsible for the teams general play. That said how many times has chelsea's play been so bad that torres would fail to perform? Few n far btw but yet he is still playin like some youth teamer who just made his debut last season. As dk n co hav said repeatedly torres has played alongside some of the best creative types past n present in chelsea and yet he has not shown form to justify his transfer fee/salary. The funny thing is at liverpool that didn't have that many creative players he scored for fun so the xcuse that he doesn't get enough supply doesn't wash. To be fair to him the torres of liverpool is (was?) An xceptional player how this loss of form set in is beyond even many a soccer expert. Sayin all this a club like chelsea will IMHO be better off cutting their losses n selling torres my two kobos

coogar:

bobby zamora made more chances than eden hazard last night, chelsea were that lethargic! if hazard with all his creativity can only make 2 key passes in one game then he's a complete flop! cazorla made 5 key passes against the saints! berbatov alone had 7 chances to score from........the underlying problems still persist @ chelsea - they don't make enough clear-cut chances strikers can benefit from!



your level of idiocy plumbs new depth when you come up with nonsense like this to support your opinion!



your level of idiocy has plumbed depths more than an oil rig would muster! well done!!

Now its Hazards fault last year it was Drogba and Kalou for NT xavi and Iniesta are too slow, Torres himself complained abt the noise
How come in the same place where others thrived where they won the Holy grail last summer is now what Torres fans are complaining even with obvious reinforcements in the team

All those Liverpool form are just flukes just like Santacruz run in the same season with Blackburn

debosky:
And you must be suffering from myopia - did I excuse Torres? He was poor and I mentioned that in my post, but why did the REST of the team not perform either? Was that also Torres' fault?

don't mind the charlatans....
everytime chelsea fail to perform, torres is the scapegoat! it does not matter what the other players do on the pitch. torres is expected to pick the ball from cech and dribble his way round and score. i just saw spurs maul reading - spurs had 23 goal attempts in the game. defoe alone had 9 shots and he scored 2 goals. it means defoe missed 7 chances in 90 mins! if torres misses 3 chances in a match, the tools would be out with their knives and blame him for all the natural hazards in south america!

How many goals did Welbeck score y'day? Did that stop Scholes and Buttner from scoring? Did Tevez score y'day or is Javi Martinez a striker? Keep the focus on Torres and keep evading the fundamental truth of terrible overall performance of Chelski.

welbeck - 0 goals from 7 attempts
suarez - 1 goal from 6 attempts!
torres had one attempt in the entire game and it was a shot on target. dayokanu's fantastic creative players(lampard and hazard) created a total of 3 key passes in 90 mins........only a complete retard would expect nando to score a hatrick last night!

dayokanu:

Now its Hazards fault last year it was Drogba and Kalou for NT xavi and Iniesta are too slow, Torres himself complained abt the noise
How come in the same place where others thrived where they won the Holy grail last summer is now what Torres fans are complaining even with obvious reinforcements in the team

it's the ethos of the entire team - the build up is too slow, they don't create enough clear cut chances for their strikers. how many chelsea strikers have thrived @ stamford bridge? is football all about lumping it in the air and expecting drogba to bully badstuber and lahm in the air? chelsea are a rich man's stoke! the football most times is like rugby...they have spent money, they should be playing like city, united and even arsenal!

dayokanu: ^^ How many 90mins game has Ramires and Bertrand got this season?

Meanwhile we conveniently sidestep the DUD who has been a monumental flop ever since he stepped into CHelsea

Initially the excuse was that he wasnt getting regular minutes this season in 6 games he has played 530min. an average of 88mins per game and he has continued to be horrible.

Earlier we were told his teammates like Drogba, Kalou, Anelka, Lukaku were the reason he flopped those ones have left and he is still DUD.

We have been told that its the coaches in Chelsea that were his problems. Torres has played under 3 different coaches he still continues to be a flop.

We were told its the lack of creative players. This season he has played with some of the most creative set of players in Hazard and Mata in attack yet they still dont understand him.

He complained that the noise level in London was one of his reason for poor performance, They have reduced the noise in London and even started admitting Deaf and dumb ppl to Stamford bridge yet he continues to be DUD

So what is the new excuse? Approach games defensively? Dude are you serious? You mean because Ronaldo didnt start as CB means the team is defensive?

GTFOH jare

Dude abeg carry your stuooopid analysis go front.
Are you trying to tell me how best we can play?

We started in midfield and attack with

Mikel Lampard
Ramires Hazard Bertrand
Torres


How defensive do you want to get? Bertrand is a left back and Ramires is as offensive as Ashley Cole. That leaves you with Hazard and Torres 'only' playing in the attacking third with anything near the instincts of an offensive player and you think it's a coincidence that we created so few chances? What's even more annoying is that it's the exact line up you would see if we were to play Barcelona tomorrow. The same setup against phucking QPR who were a minute from getting relegated and who lost 0-5 to Swansea, on the same ground, only a few weeks ago. . . This is inspite of spending #90m in the summer and having Marin, Oscar, Moses, Sturridge in the squad.

However as always, your insatiable desire to slag Torres always impedes your ability to make rational analysis. You resort to beer parlour talk. Asking me if we were defensive against QPR. Look at the figures Coogar's giving you. You excuse the obvious and making stoopid comment to prove a point.

debosky:

Even when Chamakh was struggling, the likes of Walcott, Cesc and even Vermaelen were scoring, making it even more obvious the lad had a problem. Can you show me the other Chelski players that scored yesterday?

Why only yesterday? How about the last three games or even last season? Who was scoring then? Torres?
Torres at the peak of his powers at liverpool was if not the best in the top 2-3 strikers in the world but he is nowhere near that at present.
I wonder why you did put this much effort into defending Chamakh?

chic2pimp:

Why only yesterday? How about the last three games or even last season? Who was scoring then? Torres?
Torres at the peak of his powers at liverpool was if not the best in the top 2-3 strikers in the world but he is nowhere near that at present.
I wonder why you did put this much effort into defending Chamakh?

Jeeeez! How difficult is it to understand what the guy is saying?
He stated clearly that he isn't excusing Torres' poor performance.

However, he raises the all important fact of Chelsea's absmal display and Torres is not the cause of it.
He states that if Torres isn't scoring, why isn't anyone else?

When Chamakh was not scoring, it didn't prevent everyone else from standing out, contributing and scoring goals.
Why isn't the same happening at Chelsea? That's the question Debo is aking.

What was Di Matteo thinking with that nonsense line up? Oscar didn't even come off the bench?

ritchboy: What was Di Matteo thinking with that nonsense line up? Oscar didn't even come off the bench?

Don't worry, I trust Roman. . .I am sure he has another manager lined up already - and woe betide any Chelsea player that 'forms' revolution. Dem try am for AVB succeed because Baba olowo just give dem chance, dis time na scunthorpe for anybody wey try any rubbish!

coogar:
it's the ethos of the entire team - the build up is too slow, they don't create enough clear cut chances for their strikers. how many chelsea strikers have thrived @ stamford bridge? is football all about lumping it in the air and expecting drogba to bully badstuber and lahm in the air? chelsea are a rich man's stoke! the football most times is like rugby...they have spent money, they should be playing like city, united and even arsenal!

thanks coogar, I have been saying this to many of my chelsea friends for years...Thought with the likes of Oscar,Mata, Hazard,Marin,Moses etc arriving and the departure of 'Jambody masters' like Drogba and Essien, we will see some exciting 'tiki-takaish' football played at the Bridge...But Alas, it's still the same thing.Mark my words guys, Torres can't flourish in that kind of set up.

yimu.

whole squad my left bum cheek. how come drogba was able to excel in this team?

poor man stoke indeed, u mean all ya finally agree chelski is a crappy second rate club with more money than sense yet cant buy class?


cuz i really dont get, if its not torres fault that he was lethargic, kept losing the ball and was pathetic all game, i guess it must be d rest of the team that seized his legs.

u know im pretty sure iv seen instances where 1 player rises above the dross around him to spur the team on, how come bros has never done that in 3 yrs?.

who were the super creative players at liverpool carving out chance after chance for meister torres?


anyways, God forbid roman sacking rdm. a whole champions league winner? abeg we are enjoying his reign, long may it last. catenaccio specialists

nateevs:
Jeeeez! How difficult is it to understand what the guy is saying?
He stated clearly that he isn't excusing Torres' poor performance.

Neither am I heaping all the blame on Torres for Chelsea's inept performance.
However the truth has to be told. He was useless yesterday.

nateevs:

However, he raises the all important fact of Chelsea's absmal display and Torres is not the cause of it.
He states that if Torres isn't scoring, why isn't anyone else?

He was not the main cause but he was one of the cheif protagonist.
How long would chelsea fans have to put up with the 'Why isn't anyone else' excuse?
I'm sure he'll get less criticised if he actually did bring other things of substance apart from scoring to the table. Alas he does not.

nateevs:
When Chamakh was not scoring, it didn't prevent everyone else from standing out, contributing and scoring goals.
Why isn't the same happening at Chelsea? That's the question Debo is aking.

Funny u should ask that question because this same Chamakh was dropped when he wasn't delivering the goods. Why didn't Arsenal stick with him?
The same is happening at chelsea and more. Since Torres signed in 2011, chelsea have won both the FA CUP and UCL which shows others are actually contributing.

Torres predecessors won the FA cup and CL barely 4months ago yet the sun and moon must align for Torres to score Spain is too slow for him Drogba was too physical Hazard is too skillful

I have told you several times that Torres lacks the sense to play, if he doesn't make good runs how wld they find him? A 33 year old Drogba was able to win the FA and CL but our useless shekpe keeper can't even hit water if thrown off a boat
He can't make runs he can't hold up play he can't do anything right

Better get Mercy Akide

4llerbuntu: yimu.
whole squad my left bum cheek. how come drogba was able to excel in this team?

so nando should transform into a battering ram like drogba? his teammates cannot discern there's a new arrowhead they must adapt their game to? you are as daft as malouda!

poor man stoke indeed, u mean all ya finally agree chelski is a crappy second rate club with more money than sense yet cant buy class?

that's the frustrating thing about chelsea - they can actually play proper football when tasked. guus huddink proved that when he was there - but they are always going to revert back to the lump it in the air and let drogba slug it out route! how many chances did drogba get in munich in 90 mins? if it was nando that played for that long without getting a single shot on goal - the charlatans would blame torres and tell us drogba woulda scored a hatrick in his shoes.

cuz i really dont get, if its not torres fault that he was lethargic, kept losing the ball and was pathetic all game, i guess it must be d rest of the team that seized his legs.

he was fed scraps - i saw the game! even the passes he got were seconds late! frank lampard was rubbish as usual. you know it's a bad day when qpr outpossess a whole chelsea 53%-47%. i am sure the leprechauns would blame nando for that as well!

u know im pretty sure iv seen instances where 1 player rises above the dross around him to spur the team on, how come bros has never done that in 3 yrs?.

the service has to be top drawer before a player can rise above dross. midfielders can do that easily but strikers rely on the service of the midfielders to flourish. in the games where you must have seen strikers rise above the dross are mostly scoring from set pieces - like drogba did in munich!

who were the super creative players at liverpool carving out chance after chance for meister torres?

gerrard, kuyt, maxi rodriguez, riera!
they all played for their top striker.....it's different from sturridge trying to score from the flank or lampard's shoot on target from all angles. midfielders must trust the forward player in front of them. see the number of goals walcott/gervinho got for van persie last season. nani/valencia/young for rooney last season........how many crosses did chelsea's wide men supply for their strikers last season?

anyways, God forbid roman sacking rdm. a wholle champions league winner? abeg we are enjoying his reign, long may it last. catenaccio specialists

tsk tsk!

Pataki:
Dude step on it. Don't be daft. I am not here to impress you.

Just imagine the idiotic question you have asked me, does he need to return to the bench? Are you his medical doctor or you recently have access to medical records to know how many minutes it takes to empty his bowels?

Obviously, sarcasm is lost on you.

It's still a silly post.
If he went to ease himself as you stupidly implied, he's supposed to remain in the dressing room,right?
There's no sarcasm in your post, just brainless idiocy all in the name of humor.

coogar:

you are a soccer illiterate if you think torres is to blame for chelsea's goal drought last night! that was a match where only 7 key passes were made by the whole chelsea team - in the other week, van persie had 11 chances on his own but a whole chelsea team could only manage 12 attempts - of course, only fools would expect torres to a get hatrick from the 2 chances handed to him by team mates! even the best strikers in the league don't have more than 25% chance conversion rate - so how many goals do people expect torres to score from 2 chances?



more daft comments from charlatans who don't have any business in analysig football! a whole team failed to score and torres gets the blame for the failure. i am sure only torres gets paid huge wages at the club, others are playing without wages....

You keep blabbing,yet you fail to realize how utterly useless Torres has become to himself and his side.
He's played under three different coaches and hadn't shown any discernible improvement at Chelsea.

StarBoard:
You keep blabbing,yet you fail to realize how utterly useless Torres has become to himself and his side.
He's played under three different coaches and hadn't shown any discernible improvement at Chelsea.

perhaps this is why roman keep sacking his managers. they cannot bring out the best of torres. this is the same nando torres that just won a golden boot for spain @ the euros. how shyte can be be after outscoring gomez, ronaldo, rooney, benzema, etc in europe? i am tired of you charlatans charting a territory you are all clueless about! chelsea must adapt their tactics to suit torres - they should stop playing like drogba is still their centre forward. torres is not drogba - the passes to torres must be ball to feet!

HNIC:
thanks coogar, I have been saying this to many of my chelsea friends for years...Thought with the likes of Oscar,Mata, Hazard,Marin,Moses etc arriving and the departure of 'Jambody masters' like Drogba and Essien, we will see some exciting 'tiki-takaish' football played at the Bridge...But Alas, it's still the same thing.Mark my words guys, Torres can't flourish in that kind of set up.

With common sense like this coming from opposition fans, I can't state my point any further.
The football we play is still light years away from the supposed quality in the team.

nateevs:
When Chamakh was not scoring, it didn't prevent everyone else from standing out, contributing and scoring goals.
Why isn't the same happening at Chelsea? That's the question Debo is aking.

When Chamhakh wasnt scoring, Arsenal finished fourth and struggled. Chamhakh was ditched half a season into his experiment. How come Torres is still here in his third season?

nateevs:


Dude abeg carry your stuooopid analysis go front.
Are you trying to tell me how best we can play?

We started in midfield and attack with

Mikel Lampard
Ramires Hazard Bertrand
Torres


How defensive do you want to get? Bertrand is a left back and Ramires is as offensive as Ashley Cole. That leaves you with Hazard and Torres 'only' playing in the attacking third with anything near the instincts of an offensive player and you think it's a coincidence that we created so few chances? What's even more annoying is that it's the exact line up you would see if we were to play Barcelona tomorrow. The same setup against phucking QPR who were a minute from getting relegated and who lost 0-5 to Swansea, on the same ground, only a few weeks ago. . . This is inspite of spending #90m in the summer and having Marin, Oscar, Moses, Sturridge in the squad.

However as always, your insatiable desire to slag Torres always impedes your ability to make rational analysis. You resort to beer parlour talk. Asking me if we were defensive against QPR. Look at the figures Coogar's giving you. You excuse the obvious and making stoopid comment to prove a point.

Nigga STFU!

The last game against Atletico when all the skillas were on the pitch, what did they create for Torres? Nothing!

RDM better play likes of Bertrand and Ramires against Barca if not na 4-0 them go chop.

Marin is unfit, Moses just arrived and Oscar is being bedded in. RDM was overreacting to the last time he put pure attacking players on the pitch and they left the defence exposed. Although I agree Studge should have started. . . . at the expense of WEAKLING!


Nigga if you dont like the legend called RDM, go kill yourself! Every 5 minutes, you have something slick to say about RDM, even immediately after victorious UCL final, yet your mumu self kept praising AVB and Scolari even when we score only one goal every three games.

dayokanu:
He can't make runs he can't hold up play he can't do anything right

The statement you made about hold up play is the reason why Wenger will never give Walcott a chance to play upfront for Arsenal regardless of Walcott's protestations.

These eediots think a striker's job is just to run through and convert. Is he Michael Owen?

Most of the reason Torres never gets chances is Torres himself.

A striker is the boomerang off which every midfield starts its play. You give the striker the ball, you get it back, then you play the through pass.

Give the ball to Torres, the kay-legged BABY GIRAFFE with no balance will not even get to the ball before someone brush him off. Even if he gets the ball, he wont balance himself and play nonsense.

If the opposition are choc-a-bloc, you play the ball wide and fling in a cross. Has anyone ever seen Torres attacking a cross for Chelsea?

The guy is a forking WEAKLING!!! No footie strength, no balance, little brains!

All the best strikers in the world possess strength. Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the strongest of them all. Falcao, Messi and Aguero are strong and well balanced, rarely knocked off the ball and so are barrel-chested guys like Tevez and Rooney. RVP is same size as Torres yet knows how to protect the ball and keep it in packed area. How come Chelsea is the only big club that play with a WEAKLING upfront?

Look at Arsenal first goal yesterday, how Podolski hustled two guys to set up Gibbs. If Torres ever does something like that, I will die! Thats how teams create chances! At no point during a build up will a player not be physically challenged. Everytime Torres is physically challenged, OUR PLAY BREAKS DOWN! Like 4llerbuntu said "THE OPPOSITION IS NOT HERE TO SELL KUNU"!!

Chelsea will not win the league with weakling like Torres upfront. I hope some magans remember their BOOKMARK. Bookmark it again!!!

StarBoard:
It's still a silly post.
If he went to ease himself as you stupidly implied, he's supposed to remain in the dressing room,right?
There's no sarcasm in your post, just brainless idiocy all in the name of humor.

You are daft. This is just the confirmation I needed. 8 minutes left on the pitch, numbskulls like you expect him to return to the field? Does his return or staying on the field ensure that Chelsea wins the match? Stop marketing your arrogant idiocy here.

Furthermore, what is your idiotic grouse with a player leaving for the dressing room when he has the call of nature to attend to or whatever? I really do not get it why you silly people think Torres should be the alfa and omega of Chelsea, so much that Torres shits, he is useless; Torres walks into the dressing room, he is arrogant and useless. Pffffff!

Sheeeekpe keeeeeper!!!

Here to shine at last!!!

Ibime:

When Chamhakh wasnt scoring, Arsenal finished fourth and struggled. Chamhakh was ditched half a season into his experiment. How come Torres is still here in his third season?



Nigga STFU!

The last game against Atletico when all the skillas were on the pitch, what did they create for Torres? Nothing!

RDM better play likes of Bertrand and Ramires against Barca if not na 4-0 them go chop.

Marin is unfit, Moses just arrived and Oscar is being bedded in. RDM was overreacting to the last time he put pure attacking players on the pitch and they left the defence exposed. Although I agree Studge should have started. . . . at the expense of WEAKLING!


Nigga if you dont like the legend called RDM, go kill yourself! Every 5 minutes, you have something slick to say about RDM, even immediately after victorious UCL final, yet your mumu self kept praising AVB and Scolari even when we score only one goal every three games.




The statement you made about hold up play is the reason why Wenger will never give Walcott a chance to play upfront for Arsenal regardless of Walcott's protestations.

These eediots think a striker's job is just to run through and convert. Is he Michael Owen?

Most of the reason Torres never gets chances is Torres himself.

A striker is the boomerang off which every midfield starts its play. You give the striker the ball, you get it back, then you play the through pass.

Give the ball to Torres, the kay-legged BABY GIRAFFE with no balance will not even get to the ball before someone brush him off. Even if he gets the ball, he wont balance himself and play nonsense.

If the opposition are choc-a-bloc, you play the ball wide and fling in a cross. Has anyone ever seen Torres attacking a cross for Chelsea?

The guy is a forking WEAKLING!!! No footie strength, no balance, little brains!

All the best strikers in the world possess strength. Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the strongest of them all. Falcao, Messi and Aguero are strong and well balanced, rarely knocked off the ball and so are barrel-chested guys like Tevez and Rooney. RVP is same size as Torres yet knows how to protect the ball and keep it in packed area. How come Chelsea is the only big club that play with a WEAKLING upfront?

Look at Arsenal first goal yesterday, how Podolski hustled two guys to set up Gibbs. If Torres ever does something like that, I will die! Thats how teams create chances! At no point during a build up will a player not be physically challenged. Everytime Torres is physically challenged, OUR PLAY BREAKS DOWN! Like 4llerbuntu said "THE OPPOSITION IS NOT HERE TO SELL KUNU"!!

Chelsea will not win the league with weakling like Torres upfront. I hope some magans remember their BOOKMARK. Bookmark it again!!!

You are a dunce. If RDM is all that, why can't he see all these points about Torres you are raising?
Is he under durress to play Torres?

You have no idea what you are talking about.
The likes of Michu, Javi Garcia, Santi Carzola have walked into their sides and playing.
You are making excuses for RDM for not playing Oscar. . We bought him for forking #25m.

What about Moses who's been playing in the PL for 2 straight seasons? Does Moses need bedding in too? Why can't he play Sturridge in CF. . or RW or LW?
Abi Sturridge needs bedding in too?

So he plays Bertrand and Ramires against the likes of Barcelona and Bayern to prevent us from conceding 4-0, QPR nko? Ai they are Barcelona too?
How the Bleep can you justify setting up defensively against QPR? Swansea spanked them 5-0 in their own ground and we go and set up defensively and you are lecturing me about legends? Puhlease man!






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Who were the killas against Atletico? Come back and tell us the starting lineup.
And if you don't know, there is a difference between having skillful players and working out a method to get them to fuse.

Na Torres cause the lethargic play against Atletico and now against forking lowly rated QPR abi?
Keeping brushing over the main issue and blaming Torres.
Chelsea will not win the league with Torres blah blah blah. . . . Na only u fit see this abi? RDM cannot see this right?


Well done.

^^^Ninja, you are the fool here!!!

The RDM you are talking about is already a legend after taking over from your beloved flop AVB and achieving the unfeasible!

Just like RDM told Torres he is not taking a penalty in UCL final, RDM will do the inevitable and ditch Torres after proving to the club heirarchy that the WEAKLING experiment has failed and shekpe keeper is irredeemable. If the weakling likes, he can storm down the tunnel. A lot more of that to come.

RDM's status at Chelsea is not under question even by a mental lilliput like yourself.

The question is why is Torres still flopping 3 seasons in, and you are deflecting issues with nonsense yarns about RDM.

We were fooled into these arguments when Shevchenko was here. . . until he went to AC Milan and failed to score a single goal in one full season!

I thought these guys would have run out of excuses by now but they keep inventing new ones. Now some are even blaming Hazard.

I was right few months ago when I labelled Torres "the man of unending excuses"!

nateevs:
With common sense like this coming from opposition fans, I can't state my point any further.
The football we play is still light years away from the supposed quality in the team.

say no more......


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