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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Says Our Relationship Will Soon Be Over by aikmamah(m): 8:49pm On May 16, 2007
not even try to over-beg her or over-impress her to come back because if u do and she comes back she might be doing so out of pity., [s]u know now: "after all these years" and "just for old time sake"[/s] and that could be worse because if it happens so the next time she walks out she wont even hint u so just be u and ask her whats wrong,if she insists on calling it quit the so be it[b].I AM A LIVING WITNESS, MY GIRL GAVE ME HINT OF LIVING AFTER 5 YRS OF R/SHIP I LURED HER BACK(MY MISTAKE , COS AFTER 2 MORE YRS{IE NOW 7 YRS})SHE LEFT WITOUT EVEN SAYING GOODBEY. IAM STILL ALIFE , BETTER OFF EVEN, SO WILL U BE [/b]
WHEN ITS OVER, ITS OVER PERIOD!
Jokes Etc / My Pending Marrige And The Condom In My Car by aikmamah(m): 8:41pm On May 13, 2007
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.  There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.  One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding



Invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for

me that she   couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to  her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you   want one

last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was

Stunned and   

frozenin shock as I watched her go up t he stairs.

When  she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the  stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline  straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,we are very happy  that you have passed our

little test, we couldn't ask for a better   man for

our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car,
Jokes Etc / My Pending Marrige And The Condom In My Car by aikmamah(m): 8:41pm On May 13, 2007
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding



Invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for

me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one

last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was

Stunned and

frozenin shock as I watched her go up t he stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,we are very happy that you have passed our

little test, we couldn't ask for a better man for

our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car,
Romance / Re: My Ex-fiancee Has Siezed All My Certificates by aikmamah(m): 7:46pm On May 13, 2007
sue her to court IF U HAVE CONREATE EVIDENCE dont 4get BEYOND ALL REASONABLE DOUBT, go to the police if r ready for come today come tomoro, pray if u believe u have faith just as litlle as mustard seed (mustard seed ehn?),
but 50k will be enough to procure fresh credentials and u do that without pressure, afterrall one can still lose ones credentials or house somr times get burnt with the credentials, but b4 make sure u swore an affidevit saying that the first ones were stolen so that even if she uses it any where ut wil be bw her and the law. if the money go commot make e no be say na she chop am
on the contrary if u have the guts "maja" her if she is the other type she go succumb but e b like say she don value finsh know wetin u fit do
Business / Re: When You're Broke. What Comes To Your Mind? by aikmamah(m): 7:28pm On May 13, 2007
no two ways about it, when it becomes that bad, just know say they don do am 4 villege.
any way sha, when it becomes that bad, the only way out is ur will;your will to survive again, it has got no formular, just ur will is what will see u thru
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Opportunity by aikmamah(m): 5:41pm On May 12, 2007
tis not their fault , they r just being envious of ur qulification and certification, dont be bortherd 'bout them. c u at the top. where there is a will, there is a way
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I've Just Gotten A Job With Globacom by aikmamah(m): 3:55pm On May 12, 2007
so when u go send me recharge card now?
grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thank God I Have Secured A Job by aikmamah(m): 3:16pm On May 12, 2007
the end of 1 problem is the begining of another. if u get a car now which means no more jumping of cabs then u will post another question "my headache now is how to stay hours on fuel que in this busy abuja" then how do i find a woman who will love me and not my money, then how do i pay this kids school fees then how,
if u no say u no fit jumb cab in "this busy abuja" find the nest person and give that job
rubish
Religion / Re: Did Hiv Test,came Out To Be +. Wat Should I Do? by aikmamah(m): 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2007
and come to think of it, i hand sex (raw) with a girl i met over the intenet, never knew her before just met her online , then fixed a date met an d had sex (raw) and can u imagine, i had a parket of condom in my porket, yes i know its stupid that one of the stupid things we do just to regret latter, before u say anything, i have choosen to go 4 HIV test nest month.I AM NOT PROUD OF WHAT I DID. just pray i dont make such mistake again

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