A brother got saved from an overweight dirty looking lady

ziragoldd:
no vex boss. How does the pu**y taste when u gave her head

is mostly mild unpleasant smell you go dey perceive. It's tasteless, just like the lips is tasteless while kissing. Except you poured chocolates on it 🤣

1. My then girlfriend telling me that I am selfish, that as soon as I am about to cum (with or without cd) I pull out without minding if she's satisfied or not. I'd always tell her, that if I wasn't taking those measures she'd have gotten pregnant.

2. The same girlfriend complaining that even after she give me bj, I don't care to do mouth action on her thing. Omo, after the only time I tried mouth action on her (her 1st and my 1st experience), she liked it for life while I disliked it for life. I ain't ever trying that shit on any girl ever again.

Was he not told women are not worth the stress?
For a fulfilled, peaceful and a life of stable mental health, avoid women and don't fall in love.

fubongfoodies:
Yes.
Perfect people don't exist.
Know this and have peace

I am a perfect person o

Godmother:
Those ones exist but are also looking for the "perfect" guy and you just might not meet their criteria.

I am actually a perfect guy. Like name it!
If you know where I can find perfect girls please share the update o

Goodlyhrt:
You forgot virgin seh

As long as a lady is ready to keep her not so bad past done and dusted. I don't see any wrong in marrying a lady that isn't a virgin. I am very sure, a lady like my ex wouldn't let me have sex with her ever again because she's simply not my girlfriend anymore and coupled with the fact she's with a new guy. In nutshell, principled ladies won't cheat on their man easily whether they are virgin or not virgin.

FreeStuffsNG:

Smh. You don't meet them in schools like this. University education is not primary or secondary school Go to the universities where the top smart 1% in your class will attend.

The 5% class I meant is by money not intelligence.

It's always worth it going to universities like this. You will be exposed to the 5% class of Nigeria. There's is even quite affordable.

Everyday247:
You forgot to add "Must be able to cook"

Added

Why is it very rare to get a girl with the following features all in one;

1. Beautiful
2. Flat tummy
3. Perfect shape
4. Not overweight by anyway
5. With brains and thoughtfulness (akọ)
6. Respectful
7. With good height
8. Done with school
9. God fearing
10. Kind
11. A good cook
12. Virtuous
13. Resourceful and industrious

Or are we asking for too much?

condensedmilk:


No, they study mathematics together

Yes, further maths

sylve11:
Not a proper thing to do.

It comes back biting the both partners again. I think when people break up, is totally impossible for them to ever work out in peace ever again.

condensedmilk:


Their is nothing like an EX, what you had was a partner in fornication

Lol, who told you everyone in a relationship have sex?

condensedmilk:
flee fornication

What concerns fornication with what op said?

No body is perfect. But I will advice you bring her your city for like 2 weeks and learn her first hand. That she doesn't have an online profile doesn't mean she is good enough. In fact, what women do in their chats are more than what they show on their profiles. So call her and learn who she truly is firsthand.

Lol. Even with her looks, she'd be in her 20s. That's why you should fight putting on crazy weights. And fat people puna dey cause normal dick stress. You must have super dick to be able to knack their puna satisfactorily.

Macnnoli4:
1. Looking at this picture alone, Age seems like a factor. Younger people have more tendency to show off than older people eg. Davido and his Father.
2. They are very busy people, not as flexible as entertainers or influencers or even sportsmen, the only time you will see their wealth is in their vacation pictures.
3. They are probably used to their affluence because a lot of this people became rich like 10- 25 years ago and the urge to show off has become boring
4. Some are humble, private or low-key or rather prevent to flaunt their hobbies than their riches. I think Mark Zuckerberg fits in this category.

Zuckerberg became a billionaire in his 20s but remained a simple man till date.

Offpointng:
Many years ago when I was young, My elder sister used to slap me at every slightest provocation. That faithful day she tried it again, I summoned the courage to return the slap immediately and that marked the end to her slapping me till tomorrow.

If you had returned the slap, that would have been the end of her slapping any random guy except, perhaps, her boyfriend.

You had the opportunity to save some innocent nigga tomorrow and you failed at it. Testiebobo you're a phoolish simp and if only I had the power to declare the Death penalty

This works even for fellow guys. When you're too understanding or try to be a gentleman, they will take you for jokes a lot, but when you give them back in their language then you will start getting your due respect.

LexngtonSteele:


These breakfast stories are funny to hear as an outsider.

Devastating if you're the one experiencing it or paternity fraud.

Truth is, men can be wicked but our anger no dey last. We can shout but days or a week, we don move on.

But you see women ? They can bear grudges for years... the day she will pack from your house...

She will cook your favourite meal, fvck you your favourite style and you will return to find the house empty, surgically cleaned.

Happened to lots of men.

Even me, na so Beyonce leave me at face-me-i-face-you for Jay-Z in New York

I can relate! 🤣

If not the risk attached to this, this is just the way to go in this world. Lol

FRANCISTOWN:

Because the other guy in the question doesn't even know that he has reaped another person's sweat.

Lol. But I believe I will also build whoever I end up with. I just pray the person will be someone willing to follow my lead and learn.

FRANCISTOWN:


I swr. This story fit this topic die. I wan laugh but I no wan laugh.
Where you said the other guy reaped where he hasn't sowed was a kick.

How's it a kick?

I agree with you that the world is so crazy and unpredictable.

The girl I dated for 3 years, I ensured I built her to my taste as she's the person I wanted to marry.

I encouraged her to learn skills outside what she's studying in school, I paid part of her catering and crafts training where she learnt how to make different chops and bakes.

I also told her to learn a digital skill, of which she chose video editing and I paid for her training in full.

Our relationship ended in the course of her completing the video editing training.

Now she's with a new guy in less that 2 months of our breakup and is now utilising the video editing training I paid for her training in creating contents online and she's really doing good at it.

All of my dreams of creating my own quality woman is now another guy's gain. He's basically gonna reap where he didn't invest 😂

This made me accept what they say, women think with their emotions and not their brain.

Ellioto076:


I think he should be the one to look for divorce here. She can't deny her husband sex like ever, even if he demands for anal or oral.
Because of women like her, men should have the right to force their wives or cheat on them...

The man that demands anal sex against the wife's wish no get conscience sha. In fact, ladies should make it clear to their partners before marriage that anal sex is a no no if they are not fine with it. In my opinion sef, anal sex is kinda sodomy.

Long distance relationship people for this country now must be people ready to spend real money.

Falling in love drains one's mental health. Say no to Falling in love.

orohbiro:
she no go shop or wear good cloths abi na prick she come life come see

Then she can become a sex worker or humbly say no.

orohbiro:
Make she give you here toro free. Idiot

Is mutual. Why should he pay for getting something women enjoy more than men when you're not a sex worker?

This is not my first time hearing something like this.

Just this year, one of the ladies we share the same shop block with lost her only surviving parent, the mum.

She was the only daughter of 2 children of her parents. When her mum died she had absolutely nothing left as she had spent her last pennies in treating the mum of a very cost consuming ailment of which she unfortunately didn't survive.

Before the mum died, it became very obvious to her and to many of us that she was ultimately going to die and because of this she was always in sorrow, always crying even before the mum gave up the ghost.

She said one of the last words her mum told her was that she shouldn't worry, that she was going to send a helper her way to take care of her burial.

Low and behold after the mum died, towards the time she started planning for the burial she was totally out of cash and she got showed lotto numbers by her mum in a dream. She didn't play and it eventually came through. This was the first instance of her mum's help towards her.

The second was, when she sometimes grieve for her mum's demise, a sudden comforting atmosphere arrives wherever she is, she'd start perceiving her mum's cologne. She thought this was a mere occurrence until her junior brother came around and told her he felt the same.

The burial time drew closer and helps came from everywhere, till today she attests she cannot explain how she was able to pull off a decent burial for her mum.

She felt what her mum told her about sending helpers her way really came to pass.

Na the woman wey dey give you her attention I blame. Pesin wey no sabi write common English na pesin wey dey feel himself like this. Bro first, go and learn how to write. You be olodo.

E sure me sey this woman fund this wedding.