Yeah, well I from Issele-uku in Delta State but based in Waffi aka Warri and Asaba too cos thats were my parents live.

So were the Deltans dey!!!!

So I guess its about the Money then, so to go out a lady U must consider ur pockets first, Is this really true

Yeah this is where all Deltans meet from whatever reason, be it FRIENDSHIP, RELATIONSHIP, SEX TALK, GISTING, JOKES, OR JUST TALK, WHICH EVER,,

SO ALL THE DELTANS WHERE ONA DEY, holla here, Shout

Well I would want to know really what do These Girls really want from us Guys is it the Money of is that they Want the that Love we can offer them, because now its kind of the no Money no relationship thing this days for most Girls, so is it that if a Brother has no cash he can't get Love from a Pretty Lady in a higher class so to say?

U wish ur DAD would even be YarAdua's Gateman

be like say U no get work, make urself useful

were did U get this nice pix from there cool, funny too

I'm I suppose to be Laughing now, cos ur joke is very funny clem

shooo! clem na fight? cool dan na, its not the end of the world U know

O boy be like say ur Oga don maltreat U well well

Well U're not a THief not at all, its just that U Stole the Chicken and eat it which is a crime so U are a criminal and a crook with an Advanced English though

every body get were he want healing, hehehehhehehehe nice one

ben~jay:

@ Chuxy; Funny, but i thought this joke belongs to "I GO DIE" y u dey copy copy ??

O boy who tell me say na I GO DIE JOKE be this sorry men this joke has been even be4 the guy came up, never heard him say it ok.

Suru no be that 404 way I get since 1992 na I still dey drive I don get 8 additional Cars the my BMW M6 na I carry that day. But hope say na no still dey drive that ur pick up.

Were d Ladies @, I'm awaiting ur replies

Hey calm down guys and lets act maturedly, this is suppose to be a discussion forum.

Well ladies I would like to know. Why is it that when a guy starts loving U more than the way U love him, and he is showing it not in only words but in expressions and he is letting U know that U are his all and all. U d ladies starts taking use of that advantage by doing what we call shakara, and even if U use to love him, that love fades.

Is that U girls like it when we treat U badly, like not lettin know our feelin or better still not have any feeling of Love 4 U, beat U, not caring about U at all and need U just 4 the sex thing and just answering that name Girlfriend.

I'm talking out of experience cos 4 the two ways I have stated, the second one worked for me most.

So tell us girls why is it so.

thanks men

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his response to his guests and it went like this: I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised. Also to my brother?s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all


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sure but wasn't that smart

I was in my Car one day stuck on a Traffic Jam whan a Beggar walked up to me and knocked on the window 4 me to wind down. He had a sign hanging on his chest written "BLIND SINCE BIRTH PLS HELP".

The blind MAN looking at me in the eye said "Oga find me something na"
I brought out my wallet to give him the change I had when He said to me "Ha Oga that your wallet fine o, shey NA imported".

Shocked he could see I said " I thought You were blind as its written on your sign board"

He replied looking at the board and surprised "Ha na Blind man that Artist write na DEAF AND DUMB I being tell am make e write o".

So I wondered a DEAF AND DUMB talking to me?

well it depend no be every body 4 warri get liver, chicken minds full there o

very funny, its seem like the guy didn't want to give him the tea with all tha question,, nice joke

I will never be caught making love without Condoms

There was a Bike(Okada) man in warri doing his usual business and looking for customers to transport, were two rugged looking guys stopped him. And after price negotiations, the two boys jumped on the bike.

Just half way, one of the boys asked the other guy angirily "Rukewe how many bullet remain for that Gun"

Rukewe replied " na Five na"

the other Guy shoutin back at rukewe said "U dey craze no be six before, abi U no no say bullet dey cost nowadays"

Rukewe replied again "no na U know say the last okada man were carry us dey misbehave, so I use one bullet shoot am die"

The bike man was almost pissing in his pants now.

when they got to were they were to come down. Rukewe asked the Bike man "how mush be ur money"

The bike man waving his hands and smiling shippishly replied "NO o I be Christain o, I no dey collect money from passengers"

back @ him, cool joke

Congratulation, ur name is already in the book of records 4 being the Physic Human in Earth

but I dont I'm ready to install Husband 1:0 in my P.C yet I think boyfriend 5:0 is ok by me,

;d ;d ;d o boy na die be this o, lol

men u are very funny sorry not funny

I guess Its gonna be the other way round now

?? dont get it

nice joke men, nepa in washington lol