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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by Divaifylor(f): 6:42am On Feb 21, 2012
Thank God u pple are commenting on dis issue because I know what I've faced in d hands of some tailors. 1 of dem was during a graduation when I had taken my cloth 2 a tailor. Dis woman is very good at what she does,no doubt,but she is d slowest human beign on dis planet,and she does dis 2 evry1 tall/short,fat/slim,old/young. I heard of her slow pace but thought dat if I took my ankara early,it wuld b ready in time. I took my material 3 months 2 d occasion but dat didn't lead me anywhere as Mrs Oba,dat's her name, didn't finish my dress until d night 2 d party. Un4tunately 4 me some oda pple also took d same material 2 her and she found out d original date of dat party. Each time I went 2 collect my clothe all I received were a smiling face and excuses. Dis woman would just b smiling and no matter d amount of anger u won't b able 2 shout. Each time one goes 2 her shop u're likely 2 find som1 complaining of her slow pace. She had even mixed up d clothes of some women because she finished it d morning of their party in a big rush. I've learnt my lesson though when it comes 2 Mrs Oba,hers is a hopeless case and if u decide 2 take ur cloth 2 her,because of her expertise, just make sure it's not 4 an occasion.
Romance / Re: Is Height Really Important? by Divaifylor(f): 9:17am On Feb 19, 2012
I can b attracted 2 any1 tall or short,but I can't date all d men I'm attracted 2 and all d men who ask me out and neither can I date a short man. Reason: I'm short and I'm not ready 2 have my children inherit my height if there is a possibility they can b tall. I can't date a man who is taller than me but short by normal standard,he must b tall on average basis at least, but truth is it's not dat important 2 every female as it is 2 me
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day: Valentine Blues by Divaifylor(f): 5:11am On Feb 15, 2012
Hahahahaha falls from bunk bed and climbs back. Nigerians are funny and 1 can only c some pples insanity on certain days. Chai! Dis 1 na real okija shrine
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by Divaifylor(f): 4:53am On Feb 15, 2012
Abeg make una leave 2baba 4 me. He is a dog no b 2day e don tey,I lyk am lyk dat. But wait oh look at 2faces facial expression,he no even smile and e b lyk say he wan strangle her. Annie either used juju,gun or blackmail and 4rm d expression on 2faces face I think it is d latter. As 4 Pero who tell una say she wan marry? Don't u know dere are women who chose 2 b single mothers and Pero can afford it
Romance / Re: Post Your Valentine Activities And Updates Here by Divaifylor(f): 4:39am On Feb 15, 2012
Yesterdays afternoon was 1 of d worst days 4 me,I have never walked about d way I walked,it was so hectic walking 4rm 1 corner 2 another at d end my feet were swollen. Changed location recently so I don't know any1. But at d end,d val was nice made some money from a bet on toasting guys, toasted about 9 different guys in an effort 2 do an experiment wanted 2 know how many I would get. At d end bad day,fun night
Romance / Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by Divaifylor(f): 4:23am On Feb 15, 2012
This gay and lesbian topic is very touchy so I wouldn't like to say much. My question is is homosexuality part of human evolution? For someone like a masai man in Kenya who is still centuries back does d fact dat he can't b gay make any point i.e does it mean dat only d knowledge of d existence of d fact dat 1 can b a homosexual actually make pple blieve they are homosexual because I don't blieve one can find a gay person in d Masai 4 example? My opinion on dis issue is evolving and whether or not I am 4 or against I judge no 1,I live by d policy do un2 others as u want them to do un2 u
Romance / Re: For Young Girls on Feb 14 AKA Valentine by Divaifylor(f): 3:43am On Feb 15, 2012
@Lenny how is Nigeria been headed 4 d gutters related 2 valentine? Instead it is helping businesses,especially suya sellers @Op I like dis post cos it makes a lot of sense and I don't really care if u're a hypocrit. But I would lyk 2 make some points clear. Dis is d 21st century and if a girl is not pressured in2 having sex den she was in no way used because she enjoyed d sex it's not a 1 sided tin. Having sex (minus religion) is not naive, not having d wisdom 2 have safe sex is d foolishness. I hate d term used and dumped when u were not compelled by ur conscience because of d gifts he gave u 2 have sex with him,u enjoyed it and he enjoyed it.I think u should preach safe sex not no sex 4 young pple. I'm not d biggest fan of valentine but I do know d purpose is 2 celebrate love and I think any1 who feels dere is sumtin wrong with its celebration is been way 2 serious,no one is saying u shuldn't show love thru out d year. It dosen't have 2 b a lovers day alone
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by Divaifylor(f): 3:09am On Feb 15, 2012
I feel like a little designer each time I come up with a style 2 sew unlike when I wear already made clothes,so no matter whhat Nigerian tailors do they can't dampen my 'sewing spirit'
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by Divaifylor(f): 3:03am On Feb 15, 2012
B4 I 4get as at last year I heard dey got married secretly? But 2face was not really smiling d way he was smiling in dat 'I just wanna b there' video
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by Divaifylor(f): 2:58am On Feb 15, 2012
If I were Annie this had b my comment: 'Ese gan,baba God thank u oh,at last,so finally dis guy eye don c me oh,all my rivals shey I dey tell una say just as Adams Oshiomole is d chosen 1 in Edo,I am d chosen 1 4 here. Thank God say I no grow old because say I dey wait 4 2face.' Nothing dey happen 2baba,congrats 2 Annie 4 catching d ball instead of 2face scoring d goal as usual. @Tunmi,Tuface is not d 1st musician 2 bhave in dis way, dere is dis 1990's artiste who has had hits (can't rememba his name right now)  dat got married 2 1 of his baby mamas 4 d 1st time at 50 after having 16 children with different women so if u'll sponsor d movie will probably b made
Fashion / Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by Divaifylor(f): 7:26am On Feb 14, 2012
I wouldn't know if this topic has been treated b4 but I would like 2 speak on it anyway. First of all, what is it with Nigerian tailors and y are they so problematic? I would like u pple 2 share ur frustrating experiences with ur various tailors,how many tailors u've had (starting from d ones ur parens took u 2),how u felt each time a tailor frustrated u,how often u change tailors,if those frustrating experiences have reduced d number of clothes u sew,what have u done in order 2 avoid problematic tailors
Romance / Re: Help! People Think My Gf Is Ugly by Divaifylor(f): 10:27pm On Feb 01, 2012
WebSurfer:

weiten you wan take her picture do?
a lot,we need 2 determine how ugly she is and d kind of plastic surgery dat needs 2 b done e.g wat does her nose look lyk?is it big?small? Badly shaped? Does she need rino plasty? Wuld Micheal Jacksons nose suit her? Then how is d shape of her head and face?does d shape of d face need alteration?are her chicks 2 fat or are her chick bones high? Does she have a big forehead? Wat can b done 2 salvage her face in general? How are her lips? Are dey 2 small and thin and need botox injection? Or are dey 2 big and need reduction? Are her teeth 2 big? Are her teeth scattetered? E.t.c After all dese,we den tell him d total cost of d plastic surgery so dat he can go and pay 4 her
Education / Re: How Frustrating Was The ASUU Strike To You? by Divaifylor(f): 9:10pm On Feb 01, 2012
I turned in2 water bill payer,Nepa bill payer,gas and kerosine buyer,foodstuff buyer,house keeper(plate washer,mopper,sweeper,cook), recharge card buyer,4rm market 2 filling station,go 4 my younga sisters visiting,e.t.c complete characteristics of a house maid,my saving grace-Tv,2go,nairaland,BBChat,Mozat,general browsing,music,and a few of my friends. As bad as it was skul can't beat d comfort of my home
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2011/2012 Post Ume And Admission Update. by Divaifylor(f): 9:00pm On Feb 01, 2012
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seriously!! Uniabuja have turned me to key keeper, napa bill payer, house keeper. Na only me dey 4 house every day. Infact if una give me BOKOHOLOGY or HARAMSCIENCE i no mind. Just give me eny tin i go read am like that. By the way biochemistry graduate dey work 4 band in this 9ja.
hahahaha u 4got water bill payer,buying of all buyables,4rm d market 2 d filling station,message delivering service. Anyway biochemistry graduate na small tin,I know a doctor working in a bank
Education / Re: ASUU To Call Off Strike On Wednesday by Divaifylor(f): 4:03pm On Feb 01, 2012
Yes! Thank God it's over! Now 2 start preparing
Romance / Re: He Deserves A Payback by Divaifylor(f): 11:56pm On Jan 31, 2012
This thread is so funny,my confusion is beyond explanation, I can't make sense of d post and the revenge mission. By the way,@op,is your cousin still dating the guy? I think you need to go back to secondary school and start learning how to write a letter and an essay. Before I forget,I thought you said the guy or girl(because u don't seem to be too sure)housed u for a while, so simply because he enjoyed what your cousin gave willingly u want to go on a revenge mission after all the help he rendered to you? This is cock and bull and sheep story!
Fashion / Re: Fashion At The 2012 Golden Globes. by Divaifylor(f): 10:08pm On Jan 31, 2012
Just noticed dis thread now,have u opened d thread for d SAG awards Babe? would really love 2 criticize. Anyway,I love Sophia Vegarra,but I'm getting tired of d constant mermaid style,she did d same mermaid style at d SAG awards n looked great anyway. Lea Mitchell looked horrible,d dress was just 2 old 4 her,it looked lyk sumtin Halle Berry had worn once. Angelina Jolie was stunning, she wore a vintage black gown at d SAG awards and once again she looked divine in dat Angelina Jolie sought of way,but I still prefer d Golden Globe look,damn!love her legs. Many loved Chalize Theron but I must say I didn't really lyk it,but hey! I'm not d fashion expert. I loved Julie Bowens look also. I'm a sucker 4 Buffy d vampire slayer even though it's old,so I neva c anytin wrong with Sarah Gellahs look,I don't think it's as bad as pple say. I wuld really love 2 c ur thread on d SAG awards
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: One Thing (fashion Related) That You Cannot Leave Your House Without? by Divaifylor(f): 9:34pm On Jan 31, 2012
Can't leave d house without my sunglasses,I'm obssessed with them,whether designer or not
Romance / Re: Pls I Want Your Advise by Divaifylor(f): 11:09pm On Jan 30, 2012
B4 I 4get,did he actually say anoda option is 2 relocate? I laugh in spanish,whoeva told him dat it is dat easy 2 elope? wuld he get anoda job or wat? Wat will happen 2 his first son? Dat guy is in pluto right now n it's high time he returned back 2 Africa,planet earth. Don't u want 2 do ur traditional wedding happily? Let him take responsibility 4 his actions. @Mynd44 u go fear,lol,Nigerian babes don't enjoy pain,lol
Romance / Re: Pls I Want Your Advise by Divaifylor(f): 11:01pm On Jan 30, 2012
Are u still asking? If u lyk don't run 4 ur life,I can even lend u my legs,both u n d guy should b shocked back 2 reality,we're in Africa n since weda he's d Father of d child is not in dispute,den my dear u're considering getting pregnant 4 a married man. U'll b d 2nd wife,d outcast 2 d parents,e.t.c just sit dis guy down n let him face facts,it's time he realises wat is goin on b4 it's 2 late 4 U in particular. D guy don marry n both of u should not b delusional,it's tym 4 u 2 nurse ur wounds n find ur own husband. I'm sure if ur sis were d oda girl u wuld b cursing him right now 4 not readily agreeing 2 marry d mother of his son. Leave now b4 u bcom a single mother n do tins u'll regret 4 d rest of ur life
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by Divaifylor(f): 10:49pm On Jan 30, 2012
alex67:

hi.i got admitted last yr into uniben.and as i try to print my admission in jamb site it said u av nt been given admission.i ned help on hw to go abt it08079494996
I'm surprised oh,jamb has already released deir admmission letters,make sure u typed in d correct reg numba in d jamb website,n still check again 2 b sure uniben gave u admisson,xcept probably jamb hasn't uploaded ur name on deir website which I doubt very much
Education / Re: ASUU To Call Off Strike On Wednesday by Divaifylor(f): 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2012
oc2fish:

@GboyagaD
It is true that some of the Prof are not trying but the fact still remain that we need them.
In some area of specialiazation in a department only one old Prof might be the expert and
the Prof who receive training abroad might not have train a young replacement becos
of lack of basic things like electricity, good Microscope and personel (TECHNICIAN).  Do
you know that retired lab technician are recalled into the system because the young
once cannot handle the basic equipment.
The story is that our graduates are not grounded in their area of specialization because
we do not have basic equipment and because all they want is to pass out. This Assu
strike will tend to address all this pressing issues. Our UNIVERSITIES are dieing and
people are busy stealing FG BLIND.  
u're making a good point n 2 an extent dis strike is justified but dese lecturers should also remove d speck 4rm deir eye b4 trying 2 remove d log in ours. Dey are also part of d reasons while some tins are d way dey are in d universities. I rememba how much my sis spent on her supervisor wen writing her project n it wasn't lyk she wasn't doing d right tin. Anyway dis idea of 70yrs is still 4ny 2 me,wat will a 69yrs old man able 2 do very well? Check properly n tell me if he'll still b interested in tutoring d younger ones? Anyway it's 2 late because it's already a law. I just hope ASUU n FG would do d right tin n dis incessant strikes will finally stop. As dey say 'dere is an entry date in2 d Nigerian university but no exit date'
Education / Re: Interested In Co-Moderating This Section? by Divaifylor(f): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2012
Yes, I am interested
Romance / Re: Can I Date My Ex Boyfriend's Best Friend? by Divaifylor(f): 3:19pm On Jan 30, 2012
deniyor:

The best friend is one sneaky bastard!!!! I bet he couldn't wait for the relationship to be over before moving in. Haba one week?!?!?!?!

Just an advice to you OP,
You just ended one relationship and you are already considering another one? It doesn't matter that the guy is your ex's bff. It's always a sign of dependency and emotional instability when one jumps from relationship to relationship. Have you taken the time to heal from your just concluded relationship? What hv you learnt from it?
What would you do if your ex decides to come back and work things out with you? What would you expect the ex to do? Give you off and start a life time feud with his former bff?

If you decide to date this friend, how do you think he would view you? How must respect do you think he will have for you? How do you think he would feel if you both are hving problems and another friend mediates? Or any of other friends say just hello to you?

Woman, there is a thin line btw what women consider respectable and tht they consider slutty.
The writing is on the wall. Good luck
abeg u 2 korrectcheesy
fresh_dude:

I don't know which is more pathetic - the fact that you will be degraded or your stupidity. Two weeks and you are already considering dating that says a lot about your just ended relationship, and to even think of dating his -wait for this- BEST FRIEND, babes you no dey try at all. Now two scenarios:
1. Your boo never really was into you and permitting his friend to continue his legacy should make you shudder.
2. Both dudes only saw you as a sex object from day one, your boo is tired and it's his friends turn to f.u.ck you to his fill, of course before dumping your daft arse. Forget about his friend saying he had feelings from day one-that one na format.
In conclusion, dupe lowo ori e, the fact that you're on here means that the stars are aligned in your favour. Omoge carry waka, you mission for dat area don expire. A word is enuff, however, if your lust for his friend is overwhelming by all means straff away.
seconded,thirded,e.t.c. U pple have said it all,abi chic u wan confirm? Dat will b at ur own risk. Are u sure dat guy is not responsible 4 ur break up with ur ex?

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Education / Re: ASUU To Call Off Strike On Wednesday by Divaifylor(f): 2:40pm On Jan 30, 2012
I read it in daily sun n daily trust,I just hope it's true cos I rejected a nice job believing dey'll call of d strike b4 payday but vanguard gave a contradicting report yesterday
Romance / Re: She Got violated By A Relative Nlders Advice Her! by Divaifylor(f): 3:56pm On Jan 28, 2012
If dis is true,den dis is a pitiable condition,dis lady was a victim of rape n gets 2 c her rapist often,d rape is traumatisin as it is n not 2 mention seeing him constantly,d lady needs therapy n real counsellin,n she shuldn't b seein dat cousin of hers often,(but weneva I bcome a moda,my daughter cannot go tru dis n any man God 4bid dat even tinks of rape wit my daughter in mind will b at risk of been castrated not 2 talk of jail), anyway after dealing with her psychological issues,which includes d hard process of 4giveness,she shuld concentrate on going 2 d hospital with her husband 4 tests concernin d fact dat she's not yet conceived. She shuldn't tell her husband,wat purpose will it serve now?xcept of course a therapist advises her 2 do so. If her husband eva finds out den if he is a real man he will calm down n console her n if possible try 2 get justice 4 her,he can't b angry with her 4 christs sake,she is d VICTIM
Family / Re: Eating At Funerals. by Divaifylor(f): 3:28pm On Jan 28, 2012
Pple will always bhave inappropriately,d tin is u are d 1 doing d burial,so bury dem as u please n dose attending will follow ur rules,na u get d money weda western or african style,just b ready 2 ignore wagging tongues
Politics / Re: Boko-haram- eader insists that jonathan must convert to islam by Divaifylor(f): 4:20am On Jan 28, 2012
They say 'those whom d gods want 2 destroy,dey first make mad' dis man is insane n such pple shuld b hanged, dis shows dat xcept our police start 2 function Nigeria is definitely going 2 divide, d problem is 'how bad will it b', damn! Dis guy is insane! Jehovah pls protect all my family memers n I,Amen!
Politics / Re: Abracadabra! The More You See The Less You Understand! by Divaifylor(f): 4:14am On Jan 28, 2012
No b small tin,abracadabra d more u c,d less u know,d less u undastand,d more obfuscated u get,e.t.c trust Nigerians,dat's y we're 1 of d most corrupt countries in d world,(shakes head)
Romance / Re: Pls I Want Your Advise by Divaifylor(f): 4:06am On Jan 28, 2012
I laugh in german tone,weda dis is a nollywood movie or not u know d ansa 2 ur query Nkem,leave d guy he already has an unofficial wife n child,wat happened 2 DNA test? Nne u're ready 2 bcom an old maid
Romance / Re: American Babes Will Trip For Me Wen I Enter Yankee by Divaifylor(f): 4:00am On Jan 28, 2012
I laugh in Spanish accent, hohahihihohoho, lefulefu i bu efulefu,don't take it 2 personal just joking,some threads are not supposed 2 exist but I guess dis is just 4 entertainment

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