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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by Divaifylor(f): 6:42am On Feb 21, 2012 |
Thank God u pple are commenting on dis issue because I know what I've faced in d hands of some tailors. 1 of dem was during a graduation when I had taken my cloth 2 a tailor. Dis woman is very good at what she does,no doubt,but she is d slowest human beign on dis planet,and she does dis 2 evry1 tall/short,fat/slim,old/young. I heard of her slow pace but thought dat if I took my ankara early,it wuld b ready in time. I took my material 3 months 2 d occasion but dat didn't lead me anywhere as Mrs Oba,dat's her name, didn't finish my dress until d night 2 d party. Un4tunately 4 me some oda pple also took d same material 2 her and she found out d original date of dat party. Each time I went 2 collect my clothe all I received were a smiling face and excuses. Dis woman would just b smiling and no matter d amount of anger u won't b able 2 shout. Each time one goes 2 her shop u're likely 2 find som1 complaining of her slow pace. She had even mixed up d clothes of some women because she finished it d morning of their party in a big rush. I've learnt my lesson though when it comes 2 Mrs Oba,hers is a hopeless case and if u decide 2 take ur cloth 2 her,because of her expertise, just make sure it's not 4 an occasion. |
Romance / Re: Is Height Really Important? by Divaifylor(f): 9:17am On Feb 19, 2012 |
I can b attracted 2 any1 tall or short,but I can't date all d men I'm attracted 2 and all d men who ask me out and neither can I date a short man. Reason: I'm short and I'm not ready 2 have my children inherit my height if there is a possibility they can b tall. I can't date a man who is taller than me but short by normal standard,he must b tall on average basis at least, but truth is it's not dat important 2 every female as it is 2 me |
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day: Valentine Blues by Divaifylor(f): 5:11am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Hahahahaha falls from bunk bed and climbs back. Nigerians are funny and 1 can only c some pples insanity on certain days. Chai! Dis 1 na real okija shrine |
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by Divaifylor(f): 4:53am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Abeg make una leave 2baba 4 me. He is a dog no b 2day e don tey,I lyk am lyk dat. But wait oh look at 2faces facial expression,he no even smile and e b lyk say he wan strangle her. Annie either used juju,gun or blackmail and 4rm d expression on 2faces face I think it is d latter. As 4 Pero who tell una say she wan marry? Don't u know dere are women who chose 2 b single mothers and Pero can afford it |
Romance / Re: Post Your Valentine Activities And Updates Here by Divaifylor(f): 4:39am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Yesterdays afternoon was 1 of d worst days 4 me,I have never walked about d way I walked,it was so hectic walking 4rm 1 corner 2 another at d end my feet were swollen. Changed location recently so I don't know any1. But at d end,d val was nice made some money from a bet on toasting guys, toasted about 9 different guys in an effort 2 do an experiment wanted 2 know how many I would get. At d end bad day,fun night |
Romance / Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by Divaifylor(f): 4:23am On Feb 15, 2012 |
This gay and lesbian topic is very touchy so I wouldn't like to say much. My question is is homosexuality part of human evolution? For someone like a masai man in Kenya who is still centuries back does d fact dat he can't b gay make any point i.e does it mean dat only d knowledge of d existence of d fact dat 1 can b a homosexual actually make pple blieve they are homosexual because I don't blieve one can find a gay person in d Masai 4 example? My opinion on dis issue is evolving and whether or not I am 4 or against I judge no 1,I live by d policy do un2 others as u want them to do un2 u |
Romance / Re: For Young Girls on Feb 14 AKA Valentine by Divaifylor(f): 3:43am On Feb 15, 2012 |
@Lenny how is Nigeria been headed 4 d gutters related 2 valentine? Instead it is helping businesses,especially suya sellers @Op I like dis post cos it makes a lot of sense and I don't really care if u're a hypocrit. But I would lyk 2 make some points clear. Dis is d 21st century and if a girl is not pressured in2 having sex den she was in no way used because she enjoyed d sex it's not a 1 sided tin. Having sex (minus religion) is not naive, not having d wisdom 2 have safe sex is d foolishness. I hate d term used and dumped when u were not compelled by ur conscience because of d gifts he gave u 2 have sex with him,u enjoyed it and he enjoyed it.I think u should preach safe sex not no sex 4 young pple. I'm not d biggest fan of valentine but I do know d purpose is 2 celebrate love and I think any1 who feels dere is sumtin wrong with its celebration is been way 2 serious,no one is saying u shuldn't show love thru out d year. It dosen't have 2 b a lovers day alone |
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by Divaifylor(f): 3:09am On Feb 15, 2012 |
I feel like a little designer each time I come up with a style 2 sew unlike when I wear already made clothes,so no matter whhat Nigerian tailors do they can't dampen my 'sewing spirit' |
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by Divaifylor(f): 3:03am On Feb 15, 2012 |
B4 I 4get as at last year I heard dey got married secretly? But 2face was not really smiling d way he was smiling in dat 'I just wanna b there' video |
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Proposes To Annie Macauley by Divaifylor(f): 2:58am On Feb 15, 2012 |
If I were Annie this had b my comment: 'Ese gan,baba God thank u oh,at last,so finally dis guy eye don c me oh,all my rivals shey I dey tell una say just as Adams Oshiomole is d chosen 1 in Edo,I am d chosen 1 4 here. Thank God say I no grow old because say I dey wait 4 2face.' Nothing dey happen 2baba,congrats 2 Annie 4 catching d ball instead of 2face scoring d goal as usual. @Tunmi,Tuface is not d 1st musician 2 bhave in dis way, dere is dis 1990's artiste who has had hits (can't rememba his name right now) dat got married 2 1 of his baby mamas 4 d 1st time at 50 after having 16 children with different women so if u'll sponsor d movie will probably b made |
Fashion / Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by Divaifylor(f): 7:26am On Feb 14, 2012 |
I wouldn't know if this topic has been treated b4 but I would like 2 speak on it anyway. First of all, what is it with Nigerian tailors and y are they so problematic? I would like u pple 2 share ur frustrating experiences with ur various tailors,how many tailors u've had (starting from d ones ur parens took u 2),how u felt each time a tailor frustrated u,how often u change tailors,if those frustrating experiences have reduced d number of clothes u sew,what have u done in order 2 avoid problematic tailors |
Romance / Re: Help! People Think My Gf Is Ugly by Divaifylor(f): 10:27pm On Feb 01, 2012 |
WebSurfer:a lot,we need 2 determine how ugly she is and d kind of plastic surgery dat needs 2 b done e.g wat does her nose look lyk?is it big?small? Badly shaped? Does she need rino plasty? Wuld Micheal Jacksons nose suit her? Then how is d shape of her head and face?does d shape of d face need alteration?are her chicks 2 fat or are her chick bones high? Does she have a big forehead? Wat can b done 2 salvage her face in general? How are her lips? Are dey 2 small and thin and need botox injection? Or are dey 2 big and need reduction? Are her teeth 2 big? Are her teeth scattetered? E.t.c After all dese,we den tell him d total cost of d plastic surgery so dat he can go and pay 4 her |
Education / Re: How Frustrating Was The ASUU Strike To You? by Divaifylor(f): 9:10pm On Feb 01, 2012 |
I turned in2 water bill payer,Nepa bill payer,gas and kerosine buyer,foodstuff buyer,house keeper(plate washer,mopper,sweeper,cook), recharge card buyer,4rm market 2 filling station,go 4 my younga sisters visiting,e.t.c complete characteristics of a house maid,my saving grace-Tv,2go,nairaland,BBChat,Mozat,general browsing,music,and a few of my friends. As bad as it was skul can't beat d comfort of my home |
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2011/2012 Post Ume And Admission Update. by Divaifylor(f): 9:00pm On Feb 01, 2012 |
1virus:hahahaha u 4got water bill payer,buying of all buyables,4rm d market 2 d filling station,message delivering service. Anyway biochemistry graduate na small tin,I know a doctor working in a bank |
Education / Re: ASUU To Call Off Strike On Wednesday by Divaifylor(f): 4:03pm On Feb 01, 2012 |
Yes! Thank God it's over! Now 2 start preparing |
Romance / Re: He Deserves A Payback by Divaifylor(f): 11:56pm On Jan 31, 2012 |
This thread is so funny,my confusion is beyond explanation, I can't make sense of d post and the revenge mission. By the way,@op,is your cousin still dating the guy? I think you need to go back to secondary school and start learning how to write a letter and an essay. Before I forget,I thought you said the guy or girl(because u don't seem to be too sure)housed u for a while, so simply because he enjoyed what your cousin gave willingly u want to go on a revenge mission after all the help he rendered to you? This is cock and bull and sheep story! |
Fashion / Re: Fashion At The 2012 Golden Globes. by Divaifylor(f): 10:08pm On Jan 31, 2012 |
Just noticed dis thread now,have u opened d thread for d SAG awards Babe? would really love 2 criticize. Anyway,I love Sophia Vegarra,but I'm getting tired of d constant mermaid style,she did d same mermaid style at d SAG awards n looked great anyway. Lea Mitchell looked horrible,d dress was just 2 old 4 her,it looked lyk sumtin Halle Berry had worn once. Angelina Jolie was stunning, she wore a vintage black gown at d SAG awards and once again she looked divine in dat Angelina Jolie sought of way,but I still prefer d Golden Globe look,damn!love her legs. Many loved Chalize Theron but I must say I didn't really lyk it,but hey! I'm not d fashion expert. I loved Julie Bowens look also. I'm a sucker 4 Buffy d vampire slayer even though it's old,so I neva c anytin wrong with Sarah Gellahs look,I don't think it's as bad as pple say. I wuld really love 2 c ur thread on d SAG awards |
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: One Thing (fashion Related) That You Cannot Leave Your House Without? by Divaifylor(f): 9:34pm On Jan 31, 2012 |
Can't leave d house without my sunglasses,I'm obssessed with them,whether designer or not |
Romance / Re: Pls I Want Your Advise by Divaifylor(f): 11:09pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
B4 I 4get,did he actually say anoda option is 2 relocate? I laugh in spanish,whoeva told him dat it is dat easy 2 elope? wuld he get anoda job or wat? Wat will happen 2 his first son? Dat guy is in pluto right now n it's high time he returned back 2 Africa,planet earth. Don't u want 2 do ur traditional wedding happily? Let him take responsibility 4 his actions. @Mynd44 u go fear,lol,Nigerian babes don't enjoy pain,lol |
Romance / Re: Pls I Want Your Advise by Divaifylor(f): 11:01pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
Are u still asking? If u lyk don't run 4 ur life,I can even lend u my legs,both u n d guy should b shocked back 2 reality,we're in Africa n since weda he's d Father of d child is not in dispute,den my dear u're considering getting pregnant 4 a married man. U'll b d 2nd wife,d outcast 2 d parents,e.t.c just sit dis guy down n let him face facts,it's time he realises wat is goin on b4 it's 2 late 4 U in particular. D guy don marry n both of u should not b delusional,it's tym 4 u 2 nurse ur wounds n find ur own husband. I'm sure if ur sis were d oda girl u wuld b cursing him right now 4 not readily agreeing 2 marry d mother of his son. Leave now b4 u bcom a single mother n do tins u'll regret 4 d rest of ur life |
Education / Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Post-ume Result by Divaifylor(f): 10:49pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
alex67:I'm surprised oh,jamb has already released deir admmission letters,make sure u typed in d correct reg numba in d jamb website,n still check again 2 b sure uniben gave u admisson,xcept probably jamb hasn't uploaded ur name on deir website which I doubt very much |
Education / Re: ASUU To Call Off Strike On Wednesday by Divaifylor(f): 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
oc2fish:u're making a good point n 2 an extent dis strike is justified but dese lecturers should also remove d speck 4rm deir eye b4 trying 2 remove d log in ours. Dey are also part of d reasons while some tins are d way dey are in d universities. I rememba how much my sis spent on her supervisor wen writing her project n it wasn't lyk she wasn't doing d right tin. Anyway dis idea of 70yrs is still 4ny 2 me,wat will a 69yrs old man able 2 do very well? Check properly n tell me if he'll still b interested in tutoring d younger ones? Anyway it's 2 late because it's already a law. I just hope ASUU n FG would do d right tin n dis incessant strikes will finally stop. As dey say 'dere is an entry date in2 d Nigerian university but no exit date' |
Education / Re: Interested In Co-Moderating This Section? by Divaifylor(f): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
Yes, I am interested |
Romance / Re: Can I Date My Ex Boyfriend's Best Friend? by Divaifylor(f): 3:19pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
deniyor:abeg u 2 korrect fresh_dude:seconded,thirded,e.t.c. U pple have said it all,abi chic u wan confirm? Dat will b at ur own risk. Are u sure dat guy is not responsible 4 ur break up with ur ex? 1 Like |
Education / Re: ASUU To Call Off Strike On Wednesday by Divaifylor(f): 2:40pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
I read it in daily sun n daily trust,I just hope it's true cos I rejected a nice job believing dey'll call of d strike b4 payday but vanguard gave a contradicting report yesterday |
Romance / Re: She Got violated By A Relative Nlders Advice Her! by Divaifylor(f): 3:56pm On Jan 28, 2012 |
If dis is true,den dis is a pitiable condition,dis lady was a victim of rape n gets 2 c her rapist often,d rape is traumatisin as it is n not 2 mention seeing him constantly,d lady needs therapy n real counsellin,n she shuldn't b seein dat cousin of hers often,(but weneva I bcome a moda,my daughter cannot go tru dis n any man God 4bid dat even tinks of rape wit my daughter in mind will b at risk of been castrated not 2 talk of jail), anyway after dealing with her psychological issues,which includes d hard process of 4giveness,she shuld concentrate on going 2 d hospital with her husband 4 tests concernin d fact dat she's not yet conceived. She shuldn't tell her husband,wat purpose will it serve now?xcept of course a therapist advises her 2 do so. If her husband eva finds out den if he is a real man he will calm down n console her n if possible try 2 get justice 4 her,he can't b angry with her 4 christs sake,she is d VICTIM |
Family / Re: Eating At Funerals. by Divaifylor(f): 3:28pm On Jan 28, 2012 |
Pple will always bhave inappropriately,d tin is u are d 1 doing d burial,so bury dem as u please n dose attending will follow ur rules,na u get d money weda western or african style,just b ready 2 ignore wagging tongues |
Politics / Re: Boko-haram- eader insists that jonathan must convert to islam by Divaifylor(f): 4:20am On Jan 28, 2012 |
They say 'those whom d gods want 2 destroy,dey first make mad' dis man is insane n such pple shuld b hanged, dis shows dat xcept our police start 2 function Nigeria is definitely going 2 divide, d problem is 'how bad will it b', damn! Dis guy is insane! Jehovah pls protect all my family memers n I,Amen! |
Politics / Re: Abracadabra! The More You See The Less You Understand! by Divaifylor(f): 4:14am On Jan 28, 2012 |
No b small tin,abracadabra d more u c,d less u know,d less u undastand,d more obfuscated u get,e.t.c trust Nigerians,dat's y we're 1 of d most corrupt countries in d world,(shakes head) |
Romance / Re: Pls I Want Your Advise by Divaifylor(f): 4:06am On Jan 28, 2012 |
I laugh in german tone,weda dis is a nollywood movie or not u know d ansa 2 ur query Nkem,leave d guy he already has an unofficial wife n child,wat happened 2 DNA test? Nne u're ready 2 bcom an old maid |
Romance / Re: American Babes Will Trip For Me Wen I Enter Yankee by Divaifylor(f): 4:00am On Jan 28, 2012 |
I laugh in Spanish accent, hohahihihohoho, lefulefu i bu efulefu,don't take it 2 personal just joking,some threads are not supposed 2 exist but I guess dis is just 4 entertainment |
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