Just imagine, distribution they cannot spell.

DISTRIGUSHING !!!!

Una werdon ���

Please who observed that it's only the man that is in handcuffs. Werdon sir, the woman would be free the nigga will remain

Our Igbo brothers should always remember that it is death by hanging sentence for any drug related offence in Thailand. It is boldly written when you land at the airport.

No need pitying him. He knows better.

The abortion part is very dicey especially when a man has decided to marry the lady.

A doctor once asked a lady during labour how many conceptions shes ever had, she did not want to own up because the husband was standing there. When she heard there was a bit of complications, nobody advised her before she shouted 7times

We are clearly a country of misplaced priorities. Leaders have run out endless thinking abilities to turnaround the economy of this Country. They now want to squeeze the poor masses for a 6% stamp duty. Meanwhile The tenant still pays for stamp duty on any financial transaction originating from his bank account.

Please can they let us know the difference between a land use charge for a property and the stamp duty

Its clear so many people watched the video without listening attentively. Jude said N40 million naira. ��

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The subject of the email should be the role applied for and the state eg. "Sales Partner - Benue State"

Cv's should be sent to ifissales@interswitchgroup.com

Qualification - OND & NCE preferably

Niger State. Kpaki village in Mokwa Local Government. You would have to work some meters before you get network. The rice could breakup your jaws, you would have to write the answers on the board for the students in other to pass WAEC.

What a funny experience.

If i had the opportunity to serve again, CALABAR here i come

Lack of purpose and vision. Above all, compatibility issues.

This wonderful piece shows that we have men & women of value and purpose in this country. I have definitely learnt a lot from the writeup, L[b]es Brown said All men fall, but only few get up[/b] and Mike Murdock also said. What you would not work away from is where you begin to grow. I thank God for you and the grace to discover yourself.

@ Missy B: Thumbs up to you. I could see that we still have likes of Pastor Bimbo Odukoya in our generation.


To all Nairalanders: Let us use this post as a reference point in developing our own posts. Discussions that would liberate people from the emotional and social chains that bound them.

lallafati:

Stick with him if you know he loves you. That's your role as a girlfriend - be there for him. Hopefully he is a responsible and mature individual who is trying all he can to get a job.
Encourage him and praise his efforts. Please do never make him feel inadequate. If and when you wanna do something for him don't wait for him to ask if you know what he needs, and don't mention things that you have done for him - he knows.
Hopefully he will treat you well when things get better but remember you're doing this out of love not because of a future act of gratefulness.
Spend your money wisely and plan accordingly. Things will be okay. Pray and believe.
And please close your eyes and ears to any other suitor because desperation or being discouraged might lead you into temptation, but if you close your heart and your mind, you will be fine.
Focus on the wonderful things that you both have in your relationship and hopefully this situation can lead both of you to enjoy simple things and quality time that does not involve things that money can buy.
Another thing, don't go around mentioning his situation to your friends or family members, I mean don't complain about it, just keep quiet and be discrete. This will make you stronger.
That's what being a woman is about: carrying on with dignity and faithfulness when things are not rosy and having her man's back no matter what.

@ Lallafati. You have the wisdom few women have. As far as i am concerned, your comment on this topic is the best i have seen on Nairaland. (God Bless you).

@ Poster. There is always light at the end of every tunnel. It just takes one to walk to the end. Like what lallafati said, encourage him, drive him, above all movtivate him to be the best he could. But there is something going on at the back of your mind right now. What if he leaves me at the end of the day?, he would also meet his water loo.

Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. Stupid Kaita, see his black head like his northern brother ABDUMUTALAB. Idiot!!!

OMG. My broda, all i could say is sorry. The bible says it is better to live in the bush than with a nagging woman. Guy flee from her right away. I had some experience also from my ex who nags and complains every time, even when i was faithful. The result is you would lack self esteem and concentration.

Advice to all men: If your woman would not stoop-down to respect you, please and please there is no time for nonsense just let her go asap. No wonder you guyz do not have time for your friends and family, all because of a woman that has put you in ransom.

@ Poster, hang out more with your guyz, go watch a movie, look good, feel good, smell good, talk good. Just do things to make urself happy and forget about dat Jezebel.

Cheers

@ Funkybaby, Just keep your cool o. Just watch and see. When the brother is through with her, he would then pass her to their father. Incest family. This Mama bear and her ex bf who is worse?

@ MamaBear 1 gud advice for you. Your boyfriends brother would keep on shagging you till your hole gets expired. ENJOY

[How i wish men could really hate women that cheated on them or caused them pain
I don't agree in bolded parts.  
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I intentionally said that. The way most women let the hell loose because a man hurt them cannot be measured. Its just as a result of ego and pride that allows men keep shut about theirs. If you can get a statistics of women that diss men on a daily basis either on the grounds of marriage or material things then you understand that we just need to take life the way it comes.

@ Poster. First of all, if you take a look at relationships, i do not mean marriages that break up. You would find out that only 1 out of 50 weathers an initial breakup. Any woman that uses her beauty to outshine a man, is presently just wasting her time. The truth is that even if you take her back, the thoughts that someone else touched her would linger on in your mind.  (You use it to hunt her even if she is BORN AGAIN) Let her go and please start on a fresh slate.

This time look out for a woman that respects u and shares the same values wit u.

Best of luck

@ Missy B. Babe your blood is hot maaam. If you had a way, you could snipe out a man who hurts you. So should your laws  also work for a man who gets hurt by a woman, or just for women alone?

Eyah:

@ Poster: Parting ways has never been easy. Hating the man is our way of getting over and part of letting go process. With all the hurts and achings inside, to be friends with the person who broke your heart is the least to expect after the break-up. However, I still believe time will heal all the wounds and if both have moved on, that would be the right time to become friends.

So until both parties move on right? Dont you get it? some people don't want to move on. Their life is: Its either you or no one else. That is why forgiveness and friendship is far from them.

How i wish men could really hate women that cheated on them or caused them pain

iice:

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

@topic. . .it swings both ways but i think it shows more with women because sometimes they are more invested, emotionally as well as mentally

Me i'm all for friendship jare. . .if it's salvageable, if not. . .more time to go treasure hunting

Babe i luv you gaan. Nice orientation

@ Souron. Even some naija babes would tell you that they would drink cement or acid if you dont get back into the relationship. My ex told me that we would be enemies for life it i dont give her a second chance. Meanwhili, i was the most unhappy fellow in the relationship.

@ Indie. But the getting over process could last a lyfetime right? . Now i see you have dat naija woman blood running thru ur vains. Leave d past behind you jare and become friends.

@ Creamish i definitely know that heart break is not peculiar to women alone. But would the bitterness/enmity heal the wounds of both parties? NEVER: Until we humans realize that the only way to heal faster is to become friends, then and only then could we advert resentment.


@ Missy, whatever the reason for the breakup- infidelity, dishonesty, attitude etc. Just know that no one would treat you the way you deserve. We could just try. Only & only you could treat yourself right. So try to erase such an idea.

Its just so funny that we xperience better relationships and still hold on to the pains someone caused us in time past.

I really wonder why a woman should build enmity with a man when the relationship goes bad. Should every relationship lead into marriage especially when you know there is no compatibility. Even when the woman has an attitude problem and knows she's at fault, she still does not want to build a good friendship after the relationship ends.

Can someone please clear me on this?

y me:

nope love isnt wicked__but learn to love with your[b] head [/b] and not your heart

@ y me, I think you are absolutely wrong. The heart / the mind control the emotions of the whole body, the head (Brains), just adheres to the requests. Once an individual experiences a terrible relationship, you either make up your mind to back out or remain in it and suffer.

As for me, Love has its both sides but it is we humans that show one another the good side or the bad side. I would enjoy the love while it is good and run before i smell the terrible part. Mind you love is blind they say but to be candid, Love really sees for we are just blinded by our emotions.

slimdaur:

hmm, my first relationshp was my last and it went on 4 abt 3yrs_ we broke up and made up abt 6times. til it became final_ d thing is even if u go back_ that thing that made u leave is always gonna b there. i think goin back isn't very ideal. it only postpones d evil day

@ Slimdaur, i actually agree with you. That thing that made one to leave would always be there. Although it might be hidden for a while, but not for long. You would also begin to look for that same fault in the person for no just reason. Any glimpse of it, i bet you , you would definitely back out again. So why dont you start afresh?

It is just unfortunate that a bank as large as PHB do not have quality customer service. I am yet to believe that their link has a problem because three days now you cannot withdraw (using ATM or Cheque) and it is said that the problem affects all their branches nationwide.

Its rather unfortunate that no one in that bank has the initiative or common sense to allow their esteemed customers be in the know of what is happening to them. Yesterday alone, five people decided to close their accounts and i wonder how many more customers would follow suit.

The attitude i see in bank PHB is that they are doing you a favour keeping your money. They should better come out straight to inform everyone of their plight.

Introduce the two of them as your girlfriends, then ask the two of them which one loves you more. Try it and see, the result is really interesting.

It shows that you have been dissed by a lot of girls, so babes cheating on you is now a norm to you. Think right and love girls 4 whom they are.

@ Everyone. I dont think this guy is on hard drugs. He should just stop smoking that expired CHLOROQUINE 

My girlfriend of over a year has succeeded in pushing me out of the relationship because she could not stop complaining. Before the commencement of the relationship, i gave her a full doze of myself as well as my values in life which she believed in, only for me to discover she was a different person.

She accuses me of dating all of my female friends. It grew to the point that i had to begin to introduce her as my fiance to all these female friends (when asked if she was satisfied that i had nothing hidden, she said i embarrassed her). It went on and on. She would sneak through my phone for the number of these innocent girls, call them and warn them that they should leave her boyfriend alone. Before i discovered what was happening my female friends had all disappeared.

I begged, persuaded and gave her free access into my home but that did not still solve her problem. My job is so demanding that i need to do a lot of brain storming to produce results. But guess what? when i needed my rest, she would call me mid-night and she would begin again to nag telling me that her mind has told her i was cheating and i was tired of the relationship. (Something i never thought about)

I gave her books to read on relationships, positive thinking and also audio tapes which did not work. I told her the type of issues she could discuss such as career. economy, investments etc. I even threatened to back out of the relationship if she does not quit accusing me. She came apologizing not to do it anymore only to start again after some few hours.

This attitude has been going on for over a year, i could not endure anymore basically because she was not adding any value but only accusations. I decided to finally end it.

She told me that i was not patient with her, had less concern about her feelings and i had not tried enough

What else could i have done?

Please advice

Many of us are just running our mouth about daddy Adeboye. How many of us can God use to heal a broken heart, mend a broken marriage, stop an addiction. No promotion comes to a man except God gives. So lets apply wisdom before we speak.

The truth is that at least one of us or a family member should have benefited from the ministry. After fighting for freedom, whats the end of every man? Judgment isn't it?

Know that when a man encounters a problem no other man can solve we all run to the God. The only way he can solve problems is through his vessel. I am in no doubt that Pastor Adeboye deserves it.

Many of us are just running our mouth about daddy Adeboye. How many of us can God use to heal a broken heart, mend a broken marriage, stop an addiction. No promotion comes to a man except God gives. So lets apply wisdom before we speak.

The truth is that at least one of us or a family member should have benefited from the ministry. After fighting for freedom, whats the end of every man? Judgment isn't it?

Know that when a man encounters a problem no other man can solve we all run to the God. The only way he can solve problems is through his vessel. I am in no doubt that Pastor Adeboye deserves it.