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Culture / Re: Sanusi Remains Emir - Kano Govt by Fuckyoumod: 6:47am On Jun 21, 2024
LibertyRep:
Everyone just interpreting court judgment as it suits them.

The judiciary should make scapegoats of some people for contempt
scape goat? Who will they make scape goat? Blame the judiciary for this. This what you get when justice is for the highest bidder.
Romance / Re: Is Snoring Enough To End A Relationship? by Fuckyoumod: 6:28am On Jun 21, 2024
OKOATA:
Sorry to say this bros you are an illiterate. You spend your whole day on the system browsing online but can't find solution to your girls problem. There are snoring kits on jumia, Jiji she can use and it works. Better break that your system cos it's of no use oga.
so he should look for solution for his girlfriend? What's his girlfriend doing that she can't look for solution to her snoring issues?

Go get some sense! Don't be a father to your girlfriends, You people won't hear.
Culture / Re: Farooq Oreagba, Who Beat Cancer, Wins Hearts At Ojude Oba Day by Fuckyoumod: 10:59pm On Jun 19, 2024
DevilsEqual:


You're becoming sick now

You've so much lost focus in life that you can't even stay on topic anymore....A very basic thing to do

Get help ASAP
See a therapist
Shut up!

The country is sick and it's because a useless and wicked old man is the head.
Are you not tired of supporting him? Until insecurity takes you off the surface of this earth before you go get sense? Just a question.

But I wish you well πŸ™
Politics / Re: Rivers APC To Tinubu: "We are at war, declare State Of Emergency Now" by Fuckyoumod: 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2024
Cmanforall:


What of Borno?
Kaduna?
And other places there been kidnappings and killings?

There's no war in Rivers state!
They play, you go explain tire.

Politics is a game, a game of pits. SIM might be unknowingly falling into a pit dug for him.
Religion / Re: Adeboye: Woman’s Breast That Was Cut Off Due To Cancer Grew Back 2 Weeks After by Fuckyoumod: 12:28pm On Jun 19, 2024
gift2xl:
With man it's impossible but with God it is possible. Matthew 19:26
yes I'm a Christian and I believe that there is nothing God can not do.

But is this said woman a ghost? I would personally love to hear from this woman.
I wan see this woman oooh! No whining!

People should to speaking on behalf of others!


After the last tea story, I don't know how to believe him again as a Christian.

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Crime / Re: A Young Man With Nigerian Police Escort Sparks Reactions (pictures/video) by Fuckyoumod: 10:12am On Jun 19, 2024
olisaEze:
A uniformed police officer helping a suspect to deface our Naira notes on camera without any fear or favor! Small pikin send im papa age mate message e answer, Choi!! What hunger cannot cause does not exist anymore in dis our Naija. undecided
I dont agree with you on defacing of the naira.

Naira already has lost its value, spraying of naira notes is not our current challenge as a country. Shey na who gets naira dey spray? As you no get you fit spray?

The economy is down.
Inflation is at the highest level.
Poverty is bitting.
Naira is 1500
No employment
Corrupt politicians and corporation
No food
Insecurity everywhere
Our judiciary is now a laughing stock

These and many more should be your concern for now, not money spraying.

No be today people start to spray money!
Business / Re: Western Multinationals Fleeing Nigeria Being Replaced By Asian, Turkish Firms by Fuckyoumod: 9:05am On Jun 19, 2024
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Politics / Re: Samuel Nwanosike: Former Ikwerre Chairman Wearing Bulletproof Vest (Photo) by Fuckyoumod: 10:44pm On Jun 18, 2024
Akenzua01:

Don't mind those fools with identity crisis, that's why Igbos are supporting Fubara from Opobo.

Since Ikwerre say them no be Igbos, make those wey love Igbos rule them nah.

Even Asari Dokubo don confirm and accept say him be 100% Igbo man🀣🀣🀣.


Meanwhile, where is the Ogogoro president Tinupoo? I hope he is doing well in his hospital bed grin

What a "Great Fall" in sowore's voice 🀣
igbos are the problem of this country! I now see why the yoruba's hate igbos so much. Just imagine the nonsense you are typing?

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Politics / Re: Samuel Nwanosike: Former Ikwerre Chairman Wearing Bulletproof Vest (Photo) by Fuckyoumod: 10:42pm On Jun 18, 2024
atiku4President:
Cowards behaving as though they have balls
I can only see a wise and proactive man, fully prepared for battle.

Only fools who go into a gun fighter without preparation.

Even Putin, Biden, xi, Trump and Obama etc goes about with bullet proof vest, are they also cowards?

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Politics / Re: Wike Should Remain In Abuja, Leave Fubara, Rivers Alone – Clark by Fuckyoumod: 8:55pm On Jun 18, 2024
yyba:
Clark always like to speak after taking tramadol
he is high on tramadol.

What's his business in Rivers State?
Politics / Re: Youths Chase ex-PHALGA Chairman, Ihunda & His Security Men by Fuckyoumod: 11:58am On Jun 18, 2024
DMerciful01:
I pity the Ikwerres.when Fubara will start unleashing the venom in him dem go know how fah.
shut up!

Which useless venom? Pity your pathetic life first. Ikwerres own Rivers State. SIM won't be crazy or foolish enough to dare the Ikwerres.
Politics / Re: Onanuga, Obi Clash Over New Presidential Jet by Fuckyoumod: 8:09am On Jun 18, 2024
PressMyButton:
Bitter Obi would be very happy that the Presidency replied him one out of twenty times he barks like a dog. This time, it was because it involves the President and VP lives and could not let his foolish statement slide. Mr. Gbajue who bought 400 SUVs for roadside igwes in Anambra, is talking about wastages but wanted the President flying on charter jets which is unsafe, uneconomical and more wasteful. Lately, plane crashes have been rife around the globe. Obi is the worst opposition candidate in the history of Nigeria.
who is this street arab?

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Politics / Re: Asari Urges Peaceful Transition Of Outgoing LGA Chairmen In Rivers by Fuckyoumod: 8:02am On Jun 18, 2024
Both Wike, SIM, LGA chairmen even the mumu Asari that once said Nigerians should hold him responsible if Tinubu fails should all go to hell.

Nigerians should learn to mind there business when thieves fight. They don't care about you, you should also not care about them.

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Politics / Re: Rivers LG crisis: Rivers Police Commissioner, Olatunji Disu warns troublemakers by Fuckyoumod: 7:50am On Jun 18, 2024
Nigerians no go ever get sense!

Allow politicians to kill themselves, they have caused enough pain and suffering already.

When I see commoners fight themselves over the same corrupt politicians that have cheated and impoverished them in this country, then one would say Nigerians are stupid.

The same Wike and Fubara that once enjoyed the coffers of Rivers State, the same politicians that are fighting over who gets the lion share, are the same people Nigerians are taking sides with.

Spits...

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Politics / Re: Amaechi At The Airport Lounge, Waiting For His Flight With No Security by Fuckyoumod: 10:10am On Jun 17, 2024
9jaBloke:
Spotted!
Lonely man and former It man of Nigerian Transportation waiting to fly absent aides.... Transient power, sweet for a season but lasts for a time.



Who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell.

You know you love me

XOXO
you really believe a former Governor of Rivers State walks around with security? You believed that story?

Ok na go kidnap am, go slap am, go talk anyhow to am. make you know say men mount. Make we see whether your life go remain the same afterwards.
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Readjusts Subscription Prices For Dstv, Gotv After Court Order by Fuckyoumod: 10:04am On Jun 17, 2024
anonymous1759:
Pay per view or nothing. Waiting for emergency lovers of Nigeria to start wailing on behalf of Multi-choice . How can a reasonably person prefer an international company to exploit is country just because they lost an election undecided
You made sense from the beginning, but sounded unpatriotic in the end.

Let's see strength and unity in our diversity.
Let's preach love and shun division.

Have a nice day
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by Fuckyoumod: 6:17am On Jun 17, 2024
Vikto17:
But he does it with other people? If that is generally his nature l won't be complaining,,, so ur senior bro can a whole year without calling u if u don't call him,, doesn't tell u about anything going on in his life and doesn't care to know what is going on in your own life? Until when he needs money and assistance then your mum call on his behalf... Bro l don't fancy such kind of relationship
If this is the case, Your brother does not love you. I bet you, If reverse was the case he will never help you.

Redirect your resources to siblings who cares and appreciate, it would be foolish especially this time when Nigeria is bleeding for somebody to be wasting his resources on anybody who does not appreciate wether brother, sister or friend.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Attends Eid Prayers, Receives Youth Corpers At Home (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 6:04am On Jun 17, 2024
360degreess:
..Do you really know the meaning of calamity?..You better hustle and help your self instead of blaming others.
Ordinary yourself you no fit spell, abi na yahoo you they hustle? Or na armed robber hustle you they do?

Because you can't even spell yourself I wonder the kind of hustle you are talking about πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Attends Eid Prayers, Receives Youth Corpers At Home (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 5:54am On Jun 17, 2024
This is the only country where evil leaders are celebrated after leaving office. I can remember how I was buying my own hard earned money.

Ordinary Buhari should be in jail for the enormous corruption of his regime and for leaving the economy of Nigeria worse than he met it.

See him today walking free from all forms of prosecution, no accountability.

How on earth will Nigeria get better when people are not held accountable?

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes Further Against Dollar Ahead Of Eid El-kabir by Fuckyoumod: 8:41am On Jun 15, 2024
They thought religion was the key to good governance. They wanted Muslim-Muslim ticket, here we are.

Make una eat Muslim-Muslim!

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Food / Re: Doctor Warns Nigerians Against Eating Rotten Tomatoes, Pepper by Fuckyoumod: 7:56am On Jun 15, 2024
Kenneth4u205:
I don't think any fungi will survive inside frying oil . Just use the tomato to make stew
illiteracy and ignorance kills faster than hunger.

Who get ear make em hear!
Food / Re: Doctor Warns Nigerians Against Eating Rotten Tomatoes, Pepper by Fuckyoumod: 7:54am On Jun 15, 2024
lonelydora:
We will cook it o. It's better than dying of hunger. Even Banga is not cheap either.
illiteracy and ignorance kills faster than hunger.

He who has ear let him hear!
Politics / Re: Hardship: Stop Spending Money On Prisoners - Reno Omokri Tells FG by Fuckyoumod: 11:42am On Jun 14, 2024
Only foolish and senseless people listen to a fugitive.

Reno is Fugitive, a wanted man. Until he steps his foot into this country nobody should take him serious.

Why has Reno not visited Nigeria is 2015 till date? What is Reno running from?

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Yenagoa, Bayelsa's Capital City by Fuckyoumod: 8:58am On Jun 14, 2024
Unbiased1:


Bayelsa tiny? Bayelsa is larger than all the Eastern states just that they have a large number of unproductive residents.
you are deceiving yourself.

Coming here to make an ass of yourself about the size of Bayelsa shows your level of education. This is how to spot an uneducated man or gay, not even your Governor can make this ass-like claim.

Bayelsa is tiny state with about 8 or 9 LGA's, the resources and oil money they get monthly are humongous, Bayelsa is supposed to be more developed than Dubai.

Bayelsa is a rich state, bless with oil and gas, fewer population, smaller land mass.

Yet the masses remain poor because their corrupt leaders and corrupt politicians prefer looting of the state coffers than working for their people.

Personally, I won't blame their leaders entirely, because the citizens of Bayelsa like selling votes during elections.

So after taking my money to vote for me, won't I recover my money?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers Billions In Assets For Oil Magnate, Arthur Eze by Fuckyoumod: 8:42am On Jun 13, 2024
NwaNimo1:
Arthur doesn't play with money.......

the brothers are not smart brothers.

What happened to having some of those properties tied to their mother's or father's name?

A friend is having a turbulent marriage with his wife, do you know what his doing?

He started buying properties in his mother's name, because he doesn't trust his wife anymore. He is just waiting for the d day when she will eventually quit the marriage. She will discover that her rich husband has nothing in his man.


I am not in anyway defending criminality. They got what they deserve.
Family / Re: 'Don’t Make Yourself A Parent To Your Girlfriend - Man Advises His Son by Fuckyoumod: 8:02am On Jun 13, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
All these theory sef. Smh.

There's no way you will not both fill the roles of parent to each other at some point in time.

When the man is at his lowest ebb, he will first explain his predicaments to his wife and will rely on her for a measure of parental nurturing and vice versa for the wife too.

When spouses are celebrating milestones, the most important person they look out for in the audience is his or her spouse. That's the role children put their parents o.
Nigerians God forbid! Very docile people.

This one has left the beautiful advice from a good father to his son and started writing nonsense about marriage, who mentioned marriage?

So you will be happy to see your son labour and die for his girlfriend? The daughter of another man?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Kills Abu Taleb, The Most Senior Hezbollah Commander Since October 7 by Fuckyoumod: 10:49pm On Jun 12, 2024
Floky215:


There can never be peace without war..!!

Iran did gra gra initially and was humbled...did you hear any noise from that axis again..?

The islamist needed to be shown constant fire and brimstone till they learn that their allah is no where around to save them...!!

When you are dealing with cancer you don't go soft...!!
I concur πŸ’―
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Kills Abu Taleb, The Most Senior Hezbollah Commander Since October 7 by Fuckyoumod: 10:30pm On Jun 12, 2024
Adonis69:
War is never a solution to world peace.
what's the solution to peace in a world where there is no justice?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Trips, falls at Democracy Day Parade reviewing exercise by Fuckyoumod: 12:16pm On Jun 12, 2024
Memmojite:
Bad omen
he is a wicked man for creating so much pain, hardship and poverty in the land.

The suffering Nigerians are suffering today is as a result of his evil policies.
Food / Re: 5 Nigerian Stews You Can Make Without Tomatoes by Fuckyoumod: 4:17pm On Jun 11, 2024
NOwazobia:
Country don hard, masses that sell votes for one bulb of onion, and one derica of rice don dey look for food alternative. grin



You guys see nothing yet...


Keep voting idiots, and be expecting Eldorado.


Tueh!!
Them never see anything, na sand and grass them go chop soon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Food / Re: As tomatoes is expensive this is the cheapest way to Make delicious stew (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 10:39am On Jun 11, 2024
Una never see anything for this country.

You were warned about Tinubu

Una go soon dey eat grass and sand, Tinubu only wanted to be president.

A good and sensible president would have reversed a lot of his anti people policies. Because these policies failed and made things worse.

Especially fuel subsidy and floating of naira. But no, the man is just plain wicked and heartless.

Una go eat sand and grass tire!

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