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Romance / Re: See The Internet Statistics That Got Netizens Talking: (pics) by Globad(f): 10:13am
helinues:
Porn second meaning we are just hypocritical about religion

Of course
Foreign Affairs / Re: VP Harris will be easier to defeat - Trump Reacts 2 Biden's Withdrawal From Race by Globad(f): 9:27pm On Jul 21
God1000:
Coming from a convicted felon, a white supremacist and divider in chief, a man with so many scandals, he should keep quiet.



He was impeached twice by the house of representatives while in office for his numerous wrongdoings

Kamala Harris will defeat him, you people should mark my words today

Okay

We've marked it

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Education / Re: Graduate Kneels Before Her Idols And Gives Thanks (photos) by Globad(f): 9:19pm On Jul 21
Righteousness2:
My People are DESTROYED for Lack of Knowledge.

In this time and age where the MOVE and POWER of GOD is so MIGHTY is where somebody goes to Bow and kneel before toys and stones thay cannot help themselves.
This Is Bondage Extraordinaire.

Precious DADDY show her Mercy, Break and Destroy the Yoke in her life and Family and Set her Free in JESUS Name .. Amen

Religious arrogance

When will you finish breaking the yoke?

Imagine if the religion that says that God gave birth to himself and killed himself, as a sacrifice to himself, in order to forgive human beings that he created and tempted, had originated from Nigeria.

They would have written it off as nonsense

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Backs VP Kamala Harris As Democratic Nominee To Face Trump by Globad(f): 9:05pm On Jul 21
esivue007:
my dear,does it seems the government of the day has solutions to the current problems and issues plaguing this country Atm?



Address the issue of ancient of days first
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Backs VP Kamala Harris As Democratic Nominee To Face Trump by Globad(f): 8:06pm On Jul 21
esivue007:
Kamala??
What a flawless victory for Trump!!
As it stands,no American politician is capable enough to lace Trump's 👟.

Anyways,
I weep for naija my country,cuz one Ancient of days is campaigning for 2027 already. cry angry
Kai..
I swear this protest must hold!!
Everything seems totally backward in this country!🥺

Everyday,I pray for myself and also interceded fervently but the system keep getting worse!
Ohh God!🥹

There's ancient of days in your country but Trump is a very young man, right?

Na wa

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Romance / Re: Hook Up Pays. Don't Be Deceived. by Globad(f): 3:56pm On Jul 20
Peledonomy:
Ladies and gentlemen do not be deceived, hook up pays bastardly.

I am currently cleaning a new house for one single lady like that.

She has been coming around to inspect my work, and I have been eavesdropping on her calls.

The lady na Hook up girl o, and she just built a house. But something I don't seem to understand...


How many clients she dey sleep with to be able to afford the house? I am asking cos from her calls, spending a weekend with her is like 150k.

How many weekends she go do to save up for that house.

Also, she go chop, she go fuel her car, she go buy clothes, she go pay tithe and offering etc.



I don't understand the motive behind your post

On one hand, you said hookup pays

On the other hand, you're asking us how many weekends she would need to spend before being able to afford a house after deducting her bills

Why are you asking us? You know the lady. You heard her calls. You know the house and the worth. All the answers are with you

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Romance / Re: Hook Up Pays. Don't Be Deceived. by Globad(f): 3:53pm On Jul 20
superCleanworks:


Isn't this amazing? You now have something tangible you can recommend for those in your household and extended family. I am sure they will be so happy and thank you for showing them a nice and easy way to perpetual financial emancipation.

Please don't forget to save some for your daughters too so they don't ever have to work 9-5 or become CEOs, MDs, Photographers, Fashion designers, Hair professionals, Financial or Tech gurus, programmers, ethic hackers, AI & robotics experts, International footballer like Asisat, writers, architects, or even become female pilots like Chinyere Kalu and many other "TIME WASTERS" like her.

And by the way, don't be shy to call it PROSTITUTION instead of garnishing it with the hookup name.

When you take the idea to your sisters, aunts, cousins, Tell it exactly how it is with your full chest. Tell them it is HARLOT, ASHAWO, PROSTITUTION, TOTO HUSTLE.

NLFPMOD please help these fools take this to front page.

I wish I could like your post a million times

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Politics / Re: Bill Seeking Six-Year Single Term For President, Governors Scales First Reading by Globad(f): 7:38pm On Jul 18
Elxandre:

Are you talking to me?
Well if you are, I suggest you click the link in the post to read further. All they did is substitute "four" for "six" In the original article. They aren't rewriting any other thing.

I don't understand what you're saying. The link says six years SINGLE tenure. The subject says the same thing.

The body says the same thing. I've copied it as follows:

Clause 3 of the bill seeks to amend Section 135 subsections (2), (2A) and (3) of the Principal Act by replacing the word “four” with “six” to read:

“(2) Subject to the provisions of subsection (1) of this section, the President shall vacate his office at the expiration of a period of six (6) years single tenure commencing from the date...

So, where did you get your wrong impression from? You needed to have read further beyond their simplistic "replacing the word "four" with "six".

If you must make public comments, you must learn to read and understand the issue at stake before making comments
Romance / Re: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by Globad(f): 7:48am On Jul 18
Sterlingdgreat:
This girl has been giving me green light for almost a year now. I am not currently ready to venture into a relationship. This girl keeps on pushing even though I have told her I'm not ready for any form of relationship right now. I want to focus and develop myself first


I like this girl but I don't love her. She is nice, decent and in her early 20's. She has never had had any form of romantic affair with any guy. She's is this kind of churchy girl.

With me, this girl has broken her boundaries. She had promised herself never to sleep in a guys house which she had always maintained until of recent when she visited me and I cajoled her to stay which she succumbed to. At the long run, I caress her and we had a deep kiss, her first kiss

She promised herself until after her wedding b4 she will have sex which she always emphasize on. The way things are going, I can scope her and chop her fresh coochie only on the basis of love which I know it's a lie. On the other hand, I don't want to hurt her cos she's a nice girl. I have never spent on her, otherwise is the case. She brings food for me sometimes 😁

Guess what, this girl come dey ask me one mumu question

''what are we. Do you really love me ''

I just gave her the answer that will put a smile on her face

Don't go for temporary enjoyment on the basis of lies or deception. It's deception that brings karma

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Politics / Re: Bill Seeking Six-Year Single Term For President, Governors Scales First Reading by Globad(f): 7:10am On Jul 18
Elxandre:

They didn't abolish second term in case you're getting it mixed up.
So we're looking at 12 years instead of 8.

Isn't it funny that some people who can't read and understand simple sentences also criticise government?
Politics / Re: Balami Dumps Obi, LP, Returns To APC by Globad(f): 11:38pm On Jul 17
success1smyn:


Tinubu never dump any political party.

SDP stopped existing after the June 12 election that was annulled in 1993. AD was formed in 1998 towards return of democracy in 1999 and Tinubu was a founding member - one of the leaders of the party.
After 2003 election, his part split into 2 factions and his faction went to form another party - AC which later became ACN to reflect national acceptance (one of the reasons for the factionalism in AD). And ACN merged with other political parties to form a mega party to tackle PDP. So when did Tinubu dump any party?

Are you minding the clowns?

They're trying desperately to smear him with the same party dumping stigma that their idol is notorious for

Unknown to them, this post reflects this mindset and further portrays their lord and idol as a political prostitute

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Politics / Re: Balami Dumps Obi, LP, Returns To APC by Globad(f): 11:36pm On Jul 17
AcuraZDX:


Go an sleep. It's past bedtime

So says a clown with exaggerated self importance

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Politics / Re: Balami Dumps Obi, LP, Returns To APC by Globad(f): 10:24pm On Jul 17
AcuraZDX:


Fact is Fact. You can include NPN or UPN in your own head. But doesn't change a fact.

Okay, include NPN and NCNC

You're very smart

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Politics / Re: Balami Dumps Obi, LP, Returns To APC by Globad(f): 10:22pm On Jul 17
AcuraZDX:


Tinubu also left his previous parties. Nothing new boy.

And Buhari also left his party, right?

Jokes

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Politics / Re: Balami Dumps Obi, LP, Returns To APC by Globad(f): 10:21pm On Jul 17
AcuraZDX:
Nothing new.

Same way Tinubu dumped SDP for AD, scattered AD and later jumped to AC and later ACN which merged to form current APC.

That's 4 political parties!!

You can fact check me!!

Cross carpeting isn't a new thing in politics.

Modified: See the way Tinubu Supporters are hurling insults because of this known fact. Wahala😂

It's obvious most of you supporting him are kids and very very uninformed.

Hehehehe

Why not include UPN or NPN?

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Politics / Re: The Completed Reconstruction Of Iyaganku-seventh Day-oke Bola Junction,ibadan by Globad(f): 8:42am On Jul 17
INDOMIE9090:
A final update and pictures of the now completed reconstruction of Iyaganku-Seventh Day-Oke Bola Junction and Olubadan Stadium Junction-Vale College-NUJ Press Centre Junction with a spur to Total Filling Station-Radio Nigeria-Kobiowu Estate Akinyemi Junction, Ring Road (3.85 km). The Iyaganku-Seventh Day-Oke Bola Junction and Olubadan Stadium Junction-Vale College-NUJ Press Centre Junction project is a part of 10 roads in Ibadan in Lot 1 approved for reconstruction on 5 December 2023 by the Oyo State Executive Council. 12 roads in Ibadan were approved to be reconstructed by the Oyo State Executive Council under Lots 1 and 2. While an additional 5 roads were approved for reconstruction in Lot 3.

Together with the Iyaganku-Seventh Day-NUJ Press Centre Junction project, the following projects in Lot 1 reconstructed by Kopek Construction Ltd have been completed: Mile 110-Ring Road Mobil-Challenge Car Park (8.5 km) and 5.48 km General Gas Junction-Kolapo Ishola GRA-Iyana Church. They were part of 38.48 km of feeder road projects in Ibadan commissioned by Governor Seyi Makinde where he once again, reassured that the repair of feeder roads will be extended to every zone in Oyo State from Q4 2024.

https://feedbackoysg.com/iyaganku-seventh-day-nuj-press-centre-junction-update/

The story is not complete without adding the cost of the project
Romance / Re: Infection Fears: I Have Found A Way To Enjoy My Sex Addiction by Globad(f): 7:03am On Jul 17
FalseProphet1:

You have a calling. Send me a mail and I'll groom you to become my disciple.

This I have seen.

So says a braggart...
Romance / Re: Omo! Our Trap Caught A Very Beautiful Snake Guys, Snake Barbeque Don Choke ! by Globad(f): 10:32pm On Jul 16
Nicepoker:
I prefer eating dogs to this cursed creature.

Who cursed the creature?

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Romance / Re: Infection Fears: I Have Found A Way To Enjoy My Sex Addiction by Globad(f): 10:28pm On Jul 16
ChildOfDoom:
So I once posted my second infection from careless sex. I am finally cured!

After going through all the comments on my infamous post that hit front page, I found a way to enjoy sex raw without worries of STD

The guy adviced I take Beecham Ampliclox immediately I have unprotected sex to be safe.

Though expensive, I just got it for 4500. At the brothel to take three rounds (at least)

Made some good money from side deals today

You're deceiving yourself and creating more potential problems for your liver, kidney and immune system

First, Ampiclox fights specific types of existing bacterial (again, BACTERIAL) infections.

Second, it does not prevent infections. It treats existing. It does not prevent. Again, listen, it doesn't prevent.

Third, the approach to preventing many infections is about your lifestyle or daily routine and not through intake of antibiotics.

Fourth, you're creating resistance to antibiotics. Google the problems that come with it

Fifth, do a research on the effect of the habit of routinely taking antibiotics on your liver (not lover o) and your kidneys.

Sixty, change your ways, if you need your life or health. Ampliclox won't help you in this manner

Seventh, if you like don't change your ways. It's up to you

Eighth, I wish you well. I.wish you all the best.

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Politics / Re: LG Autonomy Can't Work, Nobody Emerges Chairman Without The Govs - Ayo Fayose by Globad(f): 10:40am On Jul 15
Melagros:
COMRADES, anyone who thinks that the so-called local government autonomy will function effectively, you are dreaming
Because the governors will definitely plant their stooges in every local government area who will be sending them returns. So the joint account will still be functional through the backdoor

Let the stooges send returns. No problem. They will face the music. Meanwhile, let the stooges remember that they have no immunity.
Crime / Re: Mother Of Three Dies During Romp With Ex-Lover In Hotel by Globad(f): 12:14pm On Jul 13
Bmaster:
it's a general advice dude.
Findings have shown that many people who died during sex is mainly due to se.x enhancement drugs Abuse

You used the word "sure".

You were sure they were drunk to stupor!

Are you really "sure"?
Crime / Re: Mother Of Three Dies During Romp With Ex-Lover In Hotel by Globad(f): 10:23am On Jul 13
Bmaster:
if you are taking a se.x enhancement drugs,take it little by little.
Four tabs of sildenafil shouldn't be taking once,and I am sure they drank to stupor before engaging in the act.

You're "sure"?

Were you there? You saw them?

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Fashion / Re: Man Sat And Watched In Surprise After Seeing Washing Machine For The First Time by Globad(f): 3:02am On Jul 11
mbahdi:
He must have come from abule in Oyo state

Read
Read


Reaaaaaad

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Politics / Re: Bill To Create 74 Seats For Women In National Assembly Passes Second Reading by Globad(f): 1:45am On Jul 10
chiiraq802:
Na wetin no get head, una dey always take serious.

Fuel price go soon pass minimum wage.

Don't mind them

Women don't want special seats.

Women want fairness and non discrimination

Special seats for women is discrimination against men

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Romance / Re: N1million A Month Doesn’t Sufficiently Cover Imade’s Needs” – Sophia Momodu by Globad(f): 8:06pm On Jul 08
Tochj:
Abeg make I ask
Na Elephant Imade de chop,
What many Average family de see half of that money?
Sophia wan use the little girl de cash out.
If she wan live luxurious life
No wahala
Make sure say na for your pocket.

Elephant in the morning
Buffalo in the afternoon
Antelope in the evening

N1m per month is too small. It should be increased to N30m per month

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Romance / Re: As A Lady Don't You Find It Humiliating Opening Your Private For A Younger Man? by Globad(f): 12:48pm On Jul 08
immortalcrown:
The same question goes to men who sleep with girls that can be those men's daughters.

It's not the same

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Crime / Re: Female Driver Assaults VIO Officers (Video) by Globad(f): 12:45pm On Jul 08
GanagiBitrus:

Most motorists prefer driving through police check point to VIO or Road Safety check point.
Police will check your papers & most times it's clear if your papers are in order or not.

But VIO/Road Safety checks are subjective & not clear-cut. You can be extorted for so many little things like small crack on your screen or plates that are slightly faded etc.

Wetin be their work sef?

Yet you see on the road thousands of keke drivers without licence, trucks without lights, commercial cabs obstructing traffic flow, buses without mirrors or lights

But they become powerful when they see private vehicles

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Smashes Cocaine Syndicate, Arrests Monarch, Corps Member by Globad(f): 11:35am On Jul 07
dawnomike:
Just look at their faces....

They'll get money off illegal means and be forming big in the society thereby making the hardworking honest people in the society look as though they are nothing.


You're so right

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