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Crime / Re: Three Dead After Stabbing Attack At Festival In Western Germany(photos) by Hassanmaye(m): 8:34am
Throwback:
The saner clime is where you can go into a shopping mall and not come out alive, or take a bus or train trip and come out dead without any vehicular accident occuring.

Every breath can be your last in the saner clime.

I wonder what then the outlook is in the insane clime?
In a land where even the most revered are not safe, where the basic necessities of life are treated as luxuries, the urge to seek greener pastures becomes more than a financial decision; it becomes a quest for survival. Imagine a place where those entrusted with leadership can steal billions and still run for office, winning without consequence. Justice, in this land, is a mirage for the common man. Whole villages can be wiped out, yet the perpetrators vanish like smoke, untraceable and untouched.

Here, bandits broadcast their crimes live, holding conversations with their victims' families using the country's own networks, collecting ransoms with impunity. It's a place where someone finishing fourth in an election can be declared the winner by the courts. Where a senator, absent from the scene of his own primary election, can still be named the victor through judicial decree.

In such a land, a citizen's mind is forced to wander, to dream of distant places where the air is clearer, the necessities of life are a given, not a privilege. A place where electricity, food, and security are not reserved for the elite, and where merit, not connections, opens doors. In the end, it is not just the lure of money that calls people away; it is the simple yearning for a life of dignity and fairness.

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Education / Re: Dr Joe Abah On Emir Sanusi’s Emotional PhD Achievement by Hassanmaye(m): 8:32am
Oscarchims:
First to comment after years of following nairaland news. I dedicate this to all striving Nigerians. Particularly myself. I love you all nairalanders. Please we should stop ethnicity and help ourselves more❤️
.haha
Literature / Re: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Hassanmaye(m): 8:10pm On Aug 23
Nicepoker:
Far from the madding crowd. By Thomas hardy.
Wow
Food / Re: Plantain Of ₦2,000 In Aba (Photo) by Hassanmaye(m): 8:05pm On Aug 23
MasterJayJay:
First picture has 6 pieces for 2,000 naira.

Second picture has 7 pieces for 2,000 naira

Location: Aba
This is scary Wlhy in ABA!!! That means northerner should forget eating it since the source where its gotten is costly talk more of ...

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Pets / Re: What Are The Effects Of Keeping Cats As Pets...? by Hassanmaye(m): 1:23pm On Aug 23
xtivin:

Lol....Cats na thief pet now, you will soon learn quiet stealing with no trace. For a start, they count your chicken everyday o e get why grin
Haha
Pets / Re: What Are The Effects Of Keeping Cats As Pets...? by Hassanmaye(m): 1:22pm On Aug 23
Augustine2244:
Cats are cool to keep as pets.Theyare extremely neat animals, and will never defecate and urinate anyhow.
They love to dig holes for excretion and bury their faeces, and meticulously keep their fur and even surrounding clean.
Unfortunately Spiritually,Cats are the ultimate Symbol of Witchcraft.
They symbolise Blood Sucking Demons and are their vessels of operations.
Cat is the supreme symbol of Hecate, the goddess of Witchcraft,who goes by various names in ancient times across Sumerian, Babylonian, Egyptian,Greek folklore and beliefs.
You scared me
Pets / Re: What Are The Effects Of Keeping Cats As Pets...? by Hassanmaye(m): 12:58pm On Aug 23
Charmingrascal:
Lol

ADVANTAGES
1. It scares away rodents & the likes (snakes, rat and geckos)

2. In Yoruba folklore it is believed that, if your cat is avoiding you especially when you are sick; just prepare your will and departing speech. Because it is believed that cat will avoid you when death lurks around.

3. It is believed that when you're sick and your cat find your side the best place to be at all times, rubbing his body on yours, you are likely to get well soon because as it is rubbing you with his body he is taking away the sickness from you.


DISADVANTAGES
1. It is easily possessed my Super Eagles. (You know super eagles wey dey fly for night btw 1 to 4 am)


2. The sound of cats are always scary, especially those ones that cry like human baby at night.


3. Finally, the scary eyes at night can give your baby nightmare



4. Go back to the disadvantage I mentioned in number one, because that is the main reason why many people don't keep cat as pet. (myself included)
Please explain number 1
Romance / Re: "No Girl Is Genuinely Happy Until She Gets Married" - Nigerian Lady by Hassanmaye(m): 11:22am On Aug 23
EreluRoz:
Did your parents had you outside? What makes some of you think it's cool to have kids out of wedlock? The way some of you try to normalize abnormalities is appalling
Haha that's how they born basters Yahoo boys who will kill them for rituals, allow the fools please
Travel / Re: Details Of The Calabar Fatal Accident & The Victims (Photos) by Hassanmaye(m): 11:18am On Aug 23
kolamilan:
Maybe wofai was giving her boyfriend a BJ, as both of them sat at the front sit... Maybe Sha oo.
This is pure wickedness
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Massively Unfollow American Singer, Enisa For "Betrayal" by Hassanmaye(m): 7:43am On Aug 23
Les:
She is in 804k now, let's keep reducing it to 84k
Please have mercy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Faces Collapse 'in Less Than A Year' If War Continues: Retired General by Hassanmaye(m): 7:41am On Aug 23

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Business / Re: Oando PLC Acquires Nigerian Agip Oil Company For $783 Million by Hassanmaye(m): 7:37am On Aug 23
Emilokan
Religion / Re: Miracle In Indian Church That Got People Talking by Hassanmaye(m): 12:36pm On Aug 22
Sonnobax15:
grin
India of all places?
Hàha bad guy 🤣
Crime / Re: 3 Men Caught Trying To Kidnap A Car Dealer In Lagos, Stripped & Tortured by Hassanmaye(m): 9:59pm On Aug 21
flexs:
Men who tried to kidnap a car dealer today at Ebute igbogbo road ikorodu this morning. They were greeted well by youths in the neighbourhood.


https://x.com/HeDontMakeNoise/status/1826180430774653190?t=1tgsUJ1BcU9Zfc4mGlD6Ig&s=19
They should be burn please


Police React:



SP Benjamin Hundeyin
Romance / Re: Husband Caught Wife Red-Handed Having Sex With Another Man In Their Home (Video) by Hassanmaye(m): 9:19pm On Aug 19
CalabarPikin:
Her husband was like "you bleeped him on the same sofa you couldn't Bleep me"

This just proves that the golden rule is valid which states:

Women make rules for simps. And they break those rules for Alphas.
Is so sad
Crime / Re: We Get N5,000 For Each Human Head — Suspected Grave Robbers (photos) by Hassanmaye(m): 8:39pm On Aug 18
BeeBeeOoh:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/we-get-n5000-for-each-human-head-suspected-grave-robbers/
Yet the animals have to be from the "civilized and educated " part of the country
Crime / Re: We Sold Malik Kareem's Head And Legs To A Woman At Ibadan Market For N70,000." by Hassanmaye(m): 3:41pm On Aug 18
naijaeyessblog:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/man-sells-human-head-legs-n70000-four-buyers-nabbed/%3famp
Its everyday news by the civilized and " most educated" in Nigeria
Crime / Re: Pharmacy Operator Allegedly Rape 9-Old-Girl To Death In Kano by Hassanmaye(m): 10:09am On Aug 18
InfoGuru118:

https://news360ng.com/chemist-operator-allegedly-rape-9-old-girl-to-death-in-kano/
These are the types of cases that feminist lawyers should prioritize, rather than focusing on equality with men. Once I have the financial means, I intend to pursue these cases through legal channels to a satisfactory resolution, even if it will cost my life. Regardless of whether you are an imam, clergyman, politician, or hold any other position in society, we are all aware of the significant resources required to achieve justice in Nigeria.
NYSC / Re: UNICAL Mobilised Bread Seller Who Didn’t Attend School For Service –NYSC by Hassanmaye(m): 3:27pm On Aug 17
Romance / Re: How I Lost The Fathers Of My 6 Children: Woman Narrates (photos & Video) by Hassanmaye(m): 2:57pm On Aug 17
Flame333:
If this kind one open puzzy and you enter, destiny go just change to paper that will be used to wrap suya..

The spirit some women carry are gently destructive..


Guys be prayerful
Haha 😂😆 you are right o, words on Marble
Romance / Re: How I Lost The Fathers Of My 6 Children: Woman Narrates (photos & Video) by Hassanmaye(m): 2:57pm On Aug 17
Khd95:
Real tribe of judah

She will still open her legs if another man whine her small.


In all of these, she's not taking responsibility for her reckless lifestyle, single mother of six children from five different men is insane
Haha
Foreign Affairs / Re: Male Athletes Can't Use Female Locker Rooms, Bathrooms - US Supreme Court by Hassanmaye(m): 2:54pm On Aug 17
fergie001:
The request would have permitted biological men in women’s bathrooms, locker rooms and dorms in 10 states where there are state-level and local-level rules in place to prevent it



SOURCE
Confused and stupid oyinbo people
NYSC / Re: UNICAL Mobilised Bread Seller Who Didn’t Attend School For Service –NYSC by Hassanmaye(m): 2:52pm On Aug 17
ijustdey:


https://dailytrust.com/unical-mobilised-bread-seller-who-didnt-attend-school-for-service-nysc/
Nothing to be surprised here only in Nigeria, capital of corruption

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Politics / Re: Rauf Aregbesola: Before And Now Pictures by Hassanmaye(m): 1:44pm On Aug 15
SpaceX:
Captain Bleaching
Haha bad guy
Family / Re: Journalist Reacts To Photo Of Nigerian Man And His Older Oyinbo Wife by Hassanmaye(m): 1:42pm On Aug 15
[quote author=Newlymarried post=131509658][/quote]
As long as I will get green card I will marry her
Education / Re: Students Ordered By Parents Association To Destroy Their Phones Over Poor Result by Hassanmaye(m): 11:31pm On Aug 14
AfeezShomorin:


Yes that is why they are always ready to carry bombs like mumu because their alfa says the instruction is from Allah
Shut the Bleep up
Education / Re: Students Ordered By Parents Association To Destroy Their Phones Over Poor Result by Hassanmaye(m): 11:31pm On Aug 14
CJStarz:

So also their mumu
Shut the Bleep up
Crime / Re: Man Arrested With Fresh Human Skull In Oyo (Photos) by Hassanmaye(m): 1:37pm On Aug 13

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Business / Re: Can't Believe I Got This For A Whole 324k by Hassanmaye(m): 10:20pm On Aug 12
PuZZyNegro:
My people, a family member of mine is about to travel abroad for a business and asked that I help her get some dollars.

I needed just $200 dollars.

Guess what? I gave aboki 324k and aboki handed two 100 dollar notes to me.

I just put the notes inside my wallet like nothing happened.

We’re finished
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shuts Down IG With Hot New Photos Days After His Release From Prison by Hassanmaye(m): 10:18pm On Aug 12
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Haha what a MAN
Autos / Re: Buy Top Toyota, Lexus, And Honda Cars Under ₦1.5 Million Naira At Carmart.africa by Hassanmaye(m): 5:28pm On Aug 12
mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
.
Buy now cry later
😂 82

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