toxxxxxxx: Uti and Selly

I know say Uti be Selly's MC, but which levels come be dis one? okay o....
Na so something dey start

toxxxxxxx: Bba housemates

C as Poki babe vex for background, press leave am face Dillish....my dear e no easy to become millionaire in 3 months...

toxxxxxxx: Alrready in ghana.

Elikem bring bike to carry people ni...for airport?

ToyinDipo: Na page 1234 pain me pass. I missed page 1111 because I was too busy, and I forgot completely. But that 1234, na me and my phone that night, the server come they give error, till I landed on 1235 . I was like, wey the server make I knack am for wall , my consolation is that I dey 1000 & 2000 which I believe are landmark pages

The pain of missing 1000 was and is my motivational factor to claim every other plot of land especially that 1111...

carujmonella:

LMAO... I'm crying from nostalgia. Say what you wanna say, brag about countless plots of land you bought, if you didn't collect a plot from page 1111, then your plot of land is fake. I still remember that day with laughter in ribs. Best race,journey or rush ever experienced on NL. If NL server didn't crash at that second(because all the posts on page 1111 was under a minute), then NL server will never crash again. Those were the days mehn, other plots of land are counterfeit. Ochon made me laugh with his counter post at those who thought they made it . Iyawo and SA girl made me LOLed with their thank you speech



Dancing azonto on page 1112?. Learner!!

Booked an imaginary space on page 1112. Lol

Lol.. Magic number on page 1112?. Looooolllll.



ROTFLMAO... You made on page 1112

OMG...did I really write all dis
C wetin page 1111 cause...haba
Meant it and still mean it though


I was office alone, n I was shaking. My body calm after I enter that page 1111, den a minute later I was on the floor and laffing with tears and a hooked rib...e good to b oga o. I thank God for that personal office...

Agbgift:





I minus the one shirt, smoker. Na he gentleman character to handle woman na I dey trip for. On a normal day na Blacky be my taste.

Minus the shoe too...lmao
But even on top dat even if dem dash me Bimp with d 300gs I no go collect. He was nice, but cunny and boring.
Melvin was the all around ish in the gentleman dept.

Jekyll & Hyde:
IyawoTM, e don finish ni but if you want to read post by post, check the browser link for this thread and change the current page number to 1111, 1112...1120.

Tnx for the tip!

Jekyll & Hyde:


You dey find who go kill you ni? Certainly not me. *ties her in a sack and throws her into River Niger*

njokusboy:

Y nah?? Y u go talk lyk dat nah, I fair fa, nawaoh.. U no even say u no lyk us, u say u can't stand us.. Me sef no lyk fair babes... Lyk poles repel

Oga sorry o...I like you
I meant as per love, and relationship levels

StateOfMind:

Kikikikiki...

Sorry bizbloke, I share the same sentiments..shoot me too..

Jekyll & Hyde:


*Shoots her and apologizes to Oga TM*

Sorry nah, I no mean say like that. My papa, and last and only bom boy of the house(27 yr old) wey dey and be Yankee citizen, na confirm FAIR ajebutta. I just meant as per relationship levels. I rof all my fair guy friends
...just never tot to marry them

ninnyanny: Agbgift and Ginger....I no join ooo

Pele o...i no know why ure name enta my fingers...

njokusboy:

I no come understand aswear, bimp wey him lips be lyk moboto sesseko own... Lolss, whoopi goldberg nd him get d same lips like all those igbo smokers wey dey back of my area.. Him yellow sha,naija babes lyk yellow bois

Which naija babes? Definitely not the ones I know. Original fair naija babes like TDH, while dark ones prefer onyibo, or bi racial. I cnt stand fair guys( sorry o, for those wey fair) Na my personal opinion

njokusboy: Bimp looks hungry nd dat shirt looks familiar..

It's the one and the same shirt....pls why is Agbgift and Ninnyanny fighting over Bimp of all people am I missing something?

Na so una wan yan reach 2013 bah? God pass all of you o.
I beg make una leave Polikem for me o, I like the couple whether it lasts 1wk or 10 years.
I like Bev Angelo too, whether it lasts 1wk or 10 years too.
Anyone can say anything about anyone, as long as it doesn't turn to fight.
Tnx by the way for the pics, and update.. pls o I want enuff party pics if both parties, and Angelo's visit to Naija.
Dat his song na yeye sha...na ruby song dey reign!

@J&H
I so laffed again
I tried to skip to 1111 again, but e too far jor
....i beg post the rest

toxxxxxxx: @Melvin0duah:hottt

Why is Melvin still trying to confuse us with saying 'HOT' on pics of both Maria and Dillish
If him like make him like all d Namibian gehs...we no send again o!

ella.b:
Melvin RTd dis pic and said "Hottt"
I no know wetin hot for here o.
dillish resemble winch.

Karishika...or Medusa..money dey make person craze sometimes...smdh. Maria fine sha!

C'est moi:
HUDDAHMONROE drops
off water for the security
officers and journalists at
the #WestgateMallAttack
scene.In other news,Feza is now in Tanzania wit her family and son.

These guys really mean business in the field of this charity work. Good for them!

Happy Birthday my beloved state! Akwaibom ayaya!

@all
Thanks for D updates, the thing come dey pain me as I no watch. My oga was just laughing at me the other day as I bone DSTV, since BBA finished

ochongonoko: Na wa o. So una been dey wait for page 2000 to arrive inorder to stop posting on here. I wish all the posts on page 2000 can be hidden so that you guys can come back. Mtcheewww.

They will come back for page 2013 even if it takes months to get there
Just hope the thread doesn't get closed before then.
Una been dey match make, and make match dats why I no fit put mouth since, bring on a worthy topic worth discussing, and see if we will not respond.
Grand papa ostrich how you dey? Longest time....

sexytabhi:
Beverly and Helen paul on Jara

Thanks for the Bev updates babe.
Please what did Bev say is the inspiration behind this her one handed purple glove?
She's looking so good by the way....

njokusboy:

The strike hass been on for 3 months.. There was one that lasted for 6 months.. Read my thoughts..

Just a quick thought... Is the ASUU strike really justified, would government meeting all of ASUUs demand put our universities back on track?? I think not.. Poor learning conditions might be partially responsible for the decay in our universities but I think 80% of the problem is caused by BAD LECTURERS.. Even if our universities are built and stocked to a Harvard standard, our output would still be poor because our graduates would still be as lazy and as unenterprising as our lecturers.. Perhaps ASUU need to return to the drawing board and ask themselves questions if they really mean well for us.. Maybe they need to start employing qualified individuals and not brainless scouts who are brought to the table because of religious and tribal sentiments.. But that wouldn't cure the laziness and dullness of the existing ones.. They might need to start sacking themselves or reporting archaic minded lazy lecturers to the appropriate authorities, except that the authorities themselves are just as lazy and as unenterprising as they.. A pot cannot be calling a kettle black they say.. But this also is a long shot... I would suggest that the academic staff union be disbanded and split into a smaller unit and the various universities privatised but there is the multiplier effect to contend with... On one hand, lecturers would take their jobs more seriously as they won't try being lazy under private management which is profit oriented and has serious competition to handle, on the other hand, the cost of tuition would rise so dangerously that average Nigerians would not be able to send their children to school.. ASUU demands must be met first of all, secondly and more importantly, ASUU need to be reorganised and properly checked... A lot of them need to be ousted so that vibrant and more enterprising fresh graduates can sell their input.. But this is quite unlikely, I see us moving in circles in the next couple of years.. It is neither healthy for the students nor the country as a whole.. It is a dilemma..
NJokusboy

Njokusboy omoh I hereby I anoint you lecturer sef...U sabi book well well....this ure article schooled me very well, and I was not bored at all while reading it. It over made sense.
I remember while in school, I attended only four lecturer's class out of 9 courses.:-
Prof. Uya, Prof Uchendu, Prof Ikeji, and Dr. Okoro(only because he had a drunken attitude and way of lecturing that was very entertaining as it was informative )
The other courses, omoh I had to sort myself out via study groups and serious minded pallies.
The corruption and laziness has eaten so deep, I honestly don't see a solution in a few years to come even if they start the rehabilitation process you speak of.

Can someone please really enlighten me on this ASUU business? I don't want to join the official thread, as I prefer to discuss it or hear from you my sensible friends rather than strangers that would attack me or ignore me.
I'm a former malabresse...and the longest strike I ever experienced throughout my tenure was less than 6 months.
How long has it been now?
Has a strike ever lasted more than a year?

Saw an article on a reputable website that talked of the decline of the Nigerian Public University system, and my heart wept

Happy Sunday guys, been sleeping non stop since after service trying to make up for the naps I missed due to page 2000

@Seun
Tnx for the clarification, was actually joking though. Even as it is, it is still being abused. If u put a dislike button it will be abused the most!

So we still on page 2003 since yesterday

*I've finished thinking*
Assignment for tomorrow
Goodnight good peeps!

I'm even thinking sef....why can't I do page 2013 this night, and close chapter * thinking heavily*

People up for eviction

Itsmodella-4 plots
Dmalam-4plots
Iyawo TM-3plots
Waxdude-3plots
Agbgift -3plots
Kingsley J-3plots
Click2cbn-3plots
Jekyll &hyde-3plots
Dannyxy-2 plots
Mariarocks -2plots
ToyinDipo-1plot
Lertee-1plot

Total=32plots

How is dis even possible...I tot a page was made up of 31. anyways I'm not happy...starting something only to get 3 plots

I hereby nominate ItsModella - for showing up just like that to claim 4 plots
My second nomination goes to aboki :p - for suspicious use of an unknown form of fast Internet to follow claim 4 plots. U have indeed made history...uve never claimed dis plenty plots of land b4


Pls who is Kingsley Jay again n Lertee? Na oda handles or members wey join afta BBA? Well done o

Kslib, wetin happen? Honestly tot u entered Pele. I'm sure u will enter 2013...it is well

P.S
Signing out o
After 2013, na final goodbye tinz

Itsmodella d Lord is ure strength. Ure strong ule get through it!

Oya just 5

C kslib

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