aduje: I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.

I kept wondering....

Nairalanders, please what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian Leader?

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.

(3)..."Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ

(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu

(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ

(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan

(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar

("..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.

(9)..."Telephon­e is not meant for the poor"..David Mark

(10)..."The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon

(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim

(12).."At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezean­i Madueke.

(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas­anjo

(14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Malla­m isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.

(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris­ Uba

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Da­me Jonathan

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.


Source: Nigeria Info Radio Lagos (99.3FM)

alpha conde: Ask God to give u wisdom.
Here's a prayer
O God who in the light of the holy spirit did instruct the hearts of the faithful grant in the same spirit that we would be truly WISE and forever rejoice in thy consolation through christ our lord amen.

Its the spirit that directs

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

50calibre: This Is quite sad, and we claim to have a democracy. Although when I rise to power, I plan to kill much more people (corrupt people hindering Nigeria from progressing) I am going to have a highly trained hit-squad like hitler's secret police The Gestapo.

I have already started compiling the list of guys I plan to terminate. Nigeria needs a radical to clean it up and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

pheyikemi: Wot if d boyfriend z not in her department, so they don't offer the same course, how does she get free answers to assignments and free answers in d exam hall?

Empex: This is too bad, the killings by Mohammed Shekau and his acolytes are crimes against humanity. We need to see Islamic cleric clearly come out and dissociate themselves from this depravity as it is smearing a bad name to all Muslims in the country. Rather than the Arewa elders clamouring for ludicrous amnesty on these barefaced monsters, they should be asking for justice on the thousands of Nigerians including many Arewa youths whose lives had been robbed off them at their prime. Hundreds of security personnel, many of northern extraction have paid the ultimate price for this country while fighting these cold hearted beasts. Rather than ensuring that the death of these lot are not in vain, they are making inexcusable request. I pity Nigeria as we are faced with a bleak future if our affairs are being runned by these hapless elites and so called superintendents of the country. Sad to know that we now have Jonathan controlled Nigeria and Shekau controlled Nigeria, smh. May the souls of these students rest in peace with the Almighty.

sagytarius™:

Sincere 9gerian: I'm not a bigot but the question that readily comes to mind when one reads this type of report is WHY NOT Amaechi-Lamido ticket? Must the south always serve under the north?

Who failed to build new power plants, transmission facilities or expand the distribution networks in the last 3 decades? Who failed to add new networks of roads in the last 2 decades? Who presided over the dilapidation of existing road networks? Who presided over the deterioration of the basic and tertiary education system? Who presided over the decayed rail transport system? Who created the enabling environment for corruption to grow astronomically? Who forcefully seized the missionary schools? Who converted Nigeria to a nation solely dependent on oil? Who presided over the astronomical rise in unemployment rate?

Can the people from the same ethnic group that is mostly responsible for these problems be trusted to solve them?

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Inik: Why do Nigerian students always turn violent and embark on destruction spree whenever they have grievances or issues? Will the burnt cars and motor bikes bring back the lives of the dead students....smh