WilWily:

I have told my tribes men not to seek for any thing in the North and i am happy we have not lost one single person there.
If Dirty Stinking Hausa/Fulani kill Igbo or Yoruba and they didn't retaliate, nay their problem bi that.

My own is if any of my people is kill by Dirty Stinking Hausa/Fulani, i know where to go any kill some of them, it is ABC to me, i don't need no help to do that.

See as small pikin dey worry ur brain. You sound like a mommys boy spoiled silly. Humans are being killed, families ended, dreams finished & you think life is what u see on tv abi? "its happening to "them" and can never get to me".
You dey form Vandamm under blanket.

The bombing don reach Abuja now, who woulda thought the UN building would go down 2weeks ago? Hundreds of people get missing in Lagos everyday- no one notices in the midst of the millions.
It's all closer to you than you think. But i'm sure u'ld rather live in your illusion- cartoon network inspired preeck like you

@ sandraa (f)


What naija girls offer in relationship!

1. Pray & fast for the idiotic boyfrd dat does not deserve it
2. Quarrel with her frds and try to defend the Olodo boyfrd.
3. Wrongs us chics a million times and we still 4give them.
4. Calls him plenty times and he sees it as disturbance.
5. Cook.
6. Wash.
7. Carry their wahala for head.
8. Clean his clutter apartment.
9. Organise their life.
10. Nice to their wicked/bitchy mother that doesnt like us.
11. They cheat on us and we 4give them.
12. Their silly mistress/girlfrd call us names and all that.
13. We forfeit our fathers name and bear their local name.
14. We always give them something to argue about (to increase their olodo IQ)
15. We help them remember thing they 4get even their own birthdays, and even their wicked mothers birthday!
16. Satisfy their unending desire for sex, pretend to enjoy it even when they are like a bag of garri on us!
17. Get pregnant for them and be sick cos we r carrying their child, nd get fat in the proces!
18. Take care of the child and still take care of them with our backs, legs, body paining us!
19. Entertain their excessive and call it being submissive.


eveything uve said can be sumd up into point 3. Which is no point , afterall

LMAO.
In my opinion police na raaabish for this country. Nepa gets hailed every time power comes on (UP NEPA!!!) in the neighborhood. But even when the police show off suspects or criminals at press briefings or on TV, pple still believe the real criminals are on the streets and those shown are innocents.

Ms. Potato:

Awwww. . . Mr Rambo. U are too sweet. Because of you and that 20 inches thick pampers, you have made alot of guys out there including Dbanj and the P Square brothers stare at me and ask me for ma numba! And even Lagbaja go remove his face mask for me ooo

lol. I can imagine Lagbaja blowing that saxophone after ur nyansh and singing ~*my sweet porayro o , my sweet pohrayro~*.
Na wa o.

alj harem:

dapo, it is not about loving blood,.,. no no no far from it

it is about principles,

i mean if you yorubas can take it, we northerners will not accept it

fact!!!!!!!

if you yorubas want an igbo or northern governor in your states, that is fine by me and most northerners

but in a northern state you can not bring meritocracy to us and expect us to say yes, we are one nigeria and you can rule us,.,. NO

until southerns love us then there will be no southern ruler in the north,., at least until the whole nigeria accept sharia law

we northerners are not stu.pid like the yorubas that accepted eze ndigbo,., no no no

we know igbos do not like us but want to rule us,.,.,. we can see right through them like clear oil

wait and see

You don dey madt abi?

When it is suggested that a southerner rules over a good for nothing desert land, with people who have brains just as empty as their lands; it should be a privilege.
The south will never love you and one day, my generation will witness redemption from having to be identified alongside like you.
May the hole that birth you be full forever with sharia and it's demons.
Fool.

ITbomb:

I'm surprise you are bringing this up near VAL
I'll apply after the VAL
BTW when is the deadline

You are a wise man Mr Bomb. Some have eyes but cannot see.

d bigrod:


see as nl boys dey drop email add and phone numbers.poster,u can make money today o.just ask every applicant to send 2000 naira along with his phone numbers and email add.

I was actually thinking the saaaame thing.

Babe i can be your manager o

LoveKing:

otapiapia why it dey pain you?

I tire o. help me ask am.

ms Potato- joh o!
No tell anybody say i buy pampers for you o

abeg abeg open secret carry ur wahala comot from my yard. Which life? You no dey hear english for aftanun? am i stoppin anyone from givin their reasons abi isnt that the purpose of this thread. Abi u hear anoda person complain. Rabbish
E be like say u been chop undone beans.

abeg una contribute to this thread abeg

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-598459.0.html#msg7662765

opensecret:

i think even a 2 year old would know what sistawoman means.

the list must be tongue in cheek cos almost everything on it is WRONG.

ehen? Aunty na u? reveal ur own inspiration, u dey dere dey talk boh-at. My own understandin of sista na im i put dere. put ur own- international ITK

Idowuogbo:

heheheh my means esu leyin ibeji
u beta recognise

IDOWUOGBO!! Who is like unto thee?

joyblinks:

Guy i don laff tire.

As for 190.he hasn't rode a car before. Benz 190 is his dream car

Halleluyah Joy u are correct. very correct. Lets join hands in agreement with our broda. There's nothin God cannot do.

@sista Jay net- dont we all?

My people, im not so much of a regular poster; i spend more time reading and

LMAoff but each time i do i can't help but wonder where the inspiration for all

these NL screenames/ID's come from.

MR Basher [/b]dates back to my UNILAG days and my ways with the babes, i was kaitaring until i met Jesus. lol.

Please let me know what incites your names.

Here are my opinions on a few of you; my impressions are totally born from viewing yout ID's.


[b]chaircover. Interior designer? Makes chaircovers for a living? Abstract view-maybe her husband is the chairman while she is the covering?

furotex. i mean, what on earth is furotex? U be courier service?


chamotex. see above

TheCongo= zulu warrior

Wislet. Just as you have Pigs and Piglets, you have Wisdom and Wislet

MRbrownJAY i have a feeling you have worked in a cybercafe before or you dey do or don retire from Yahoo yahoo. "Hallo, i am Dr Brown Jay calling from the American Mini, " Shaarap dere! SCAM!

MzD@rkSkin. u are pretty but for my mind you black die! U like parole. U re tall.

Lord Reed: Chain smoker

Sweet T - You attend redeemed christian church of God no doubt. They probly call you sweet sister T

silvasurfa: You dey watch film too much. You favorite colors are black and white

tpia*: A funky way of tellin us your favorite drink- otapiapia

Tgirl4real: Your email is most likely Tgirl4real@yahoo.com

Ebony-Silk: Fine girl no pimples.

~Sissy~: You wear iro and buba everywhere.

jason123. likes old school music. Ah 1, ah 2, ah 3 lets go!

afam4eva. Runs man

Ma_J_Blige. she likes to sing but sounds like a horse

eku_bear. i keep think he is about to have a child. eku bear a bouncing baby boy

mohawkchic: her name is motunrayo. she is fat. Orobo wear skinny jeans

Ileke-IdI - You get plenty bombom. It's wande coal, Oooo. Kile le yi?!

Lovemee: Her real name is probly lovelyn

Busy_body: You are probly plenty fun to be around, also very annoyin

netotse: You must be from Zaire

zayhal: A combination of your first and middle name- zainab and halima

sistawoman: You are the oldest child and all your siblings call you 'sista'

michelin89: small girl. common 22yrs old girl like u. mschew

DANBUZU1 - Dis guy dey form Alfa up and down, he has a goaty and e dey

boooze!

ifyalways- nice and sweet lady, likes to please other pple.

aloy/emeka: At home, everybody calls u emeka but in school/work/church they

call you broda aloy

xtremer- dis bros like adventure

SEFAGO: Sounds like your business name. U hardly smile. Has a bassy voice.

fstranger1 -female stranger, forgotten stranger, first stranger, ? Strange. i can't figure u out. You are yoruba, lagbaja wanabe. Do you sing?

chamber2. At 68, he still hopes to be a laywer, one day

LoveKing. In bed he always goes "say my name baby, saaaay my name!"

bk.babe97y. You have a bakery.

EzeUche. Very igbotic. Heavy accent. Answers d fone with "Eh, Hallo!?"

Mai Suya. Quiet guy. Only thing he ever says is "how much own you wan buy?"

manmustwac. thats your excuse for everything

blacksta: your mother is Ghanian

uspry1. reminds me of my mom and mornin devotion. 'Let usPry'

190. His first ride.

My brother just read the post. His advice, 'chop ur cake and have it then leave it'.

chaircover:

IMO there is no one size fits all answer to this dilemma, so poster. I suggest that you act on your instincts.

In this case, the poster is to look into himself and identify how he will react & how strong his resolve will be if the ex girlfriend decides to home in on him especially now that both of you are not talking about the price of gari in the market or business deals but you are talking about sensitive topics such as the good old times. . . .EVERYDAY

If he knows that he wont be able to stand the heat in the kitchen, it may be a good idea for him to move a few steps back from this new woman in his life before things get too deep.

Madam chaircover chaircover chaircover. how many times did i call u? Eh, you see, you have spoken well, even though you have edited the post.
Our ancestors say ''person wey dey chop spanish delicacy everyday go one day one day hunger for garri and granut.''

As for our brother who is seeking advice,- Chief Sagamite done talk am finish. Just make sure you don't show up to work with sleepy eyes after extra cool.

fake hair, fake nails, fake eyes.

Sense of humour and sense of humour.You yoursef how funny are you? You dey find free show. If sense of humour was really that significant, then Dave Chappelle would be the sexiest man on earth.

Boys cost more financially in the first 10yrs of life i believe. The come back home with a broken arm, cut above the eye, broken someones windshield while playing ball etc.
But i believe girls are more generally emotional nd impressionable than guys sha. Because chinyere has a Blackberry bold 7 she also wants the same, wants brazillian weave, wants to always look and maintain a certain false standard. Im a UNILAG grad and the number of runs babes in that school alone is alarming. They come into LAG as sweet 16/17 yr olds wanting to "know", by their 2nd year they re schooling you a final yr chap.
I believe girls of that age are concerned about impressing both sexes- guys that see them around and their friends/ roommates.
I believe our ladies need to be better educated into believing they can be achievers without using their bodies. In school i sold shoes, at another time laptops, and books. I had friends who sold recharge cards, were graphic designers, organised shows etc. Of the 80+ females in my class, the ones who werent married to some IGWE(3) or SU (5 max); at least half the rest were SHARP RUNS BABES

@confetti
eya, i happi for u. I look forward to all of u leaving Lagos. that would ease traffic. No more importation of gala sellin boys for hold up

MzD@rkSkin:

^^Yes, I agree he is attractive but errrrm aren't you a DUDE/MAN?!

eeeeeeeeevery inch a MAN miss. and no im not attracted to Okotie. God for bid baddest tin.

me i like dark skind babes o, Hook up with me and u could be ma first lady wen me become presido