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Culture / Re: Do You Consider Somalis As Black? by Nyumba(m): 1:25pm On Oct 13, 2013
Ajuran:

No somalis in that video, desperate fool
Culture / Re: Do You Consider Somalis As Black? by Nyumba(m): 12:59pm On Oct 13, 2013
Ajuran:

lol. how did you come to that conclusion. If only you knew how to read somali, you would know how wrong you are.

And actually me and her are both somali, so we dont consider each other subhuman, but you the other hand, i wouldnt push your luck, as this somali sister happens to be nice, but that still doesnt mean she would want to be with any of you unevolved gorillas who eat fufu for a living.

In this video there are some somalis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiJ5XqTYHYg

they consider theyself black africans
Music/Radio / Most Successful African Guy (Ghanian) On Italian Music Scene, Bello Figo by Nyumba(m): 7:59pm On Oct 12, 2013
He puts shame to all Africans



Bello Figo("bello" means beautiful and "figo" means cool) or Bello Gu ("bello" means beautiful and Gu is the abbreviation of Gucci) or Bello Gucci is a Ghanian boy that sing with broken language and put shame to all the African guys that live in Italy.
That guy is really funny, but a lot of people don't understand his comedy and take him as a serious singer.




He upload his music videos on Youtube and he is now a web celebrity in Italy

He sing with a broken Italian and dance the Azonto.


Let's take a look at his lyrics (I distorted the words to make a valid transation):


[b]Bello FiGo - InGiusto [/b] (Bello FiGo - unFair)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJuhJYNiAjo

at minute 1:15
_____________________________________________________

posso esser tuo puttano
posso esserti di tutto
non importa che succede
chiamami, se vuoi scopare

io non capisco come fà una figa
una figa come te a stare con quel frocio
è ingiusto
io son più bello
e anchio ti amo

___________________________________

can I be you bit**o? (it's the word bit** in Italian (puttana) broken into a male form (he created this word), with a final o instead of the a)
can I be for you of everything (broken language)
doesn't matter what's happening
call me if you want to f**k

I don't understand how a p**** can stay
a p**** like you stay with that fa***t
it's unfair
I'm more beautiful
ann.. I love you too


[b]Bello FiGo - Mi faccio una seGha[/b] (Bello FiGo - I j*** off) the title has an H in segha, when in a proper Italian there is no h in the word "sega". This is commedy, but people don't take it as what it is, instead he is the simbol of living ni**er.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7tQKBrA3Ao

at minute 0:32
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uno più uno uomo non fà seghe
entro nella stanza e mi faccio le seghe
entro nella storia come Giulietta e Romeo
le faccio così bene,
mi merito un trofeo

MINGHIE!
mi sento così bene!
non sono un uomo sono un Indecency bebè
ush sicuro! fammi vedè
minghie che belo, far le seghè

ma che belo, figa torogiurò
faccio cinque seghe poi favanciocrazo
non dire no uomo sai che lo fai
stà lì a pomiciare
fai le segò
___________________________________

one plus one man don't je** off
I enter in the room and I je** me off
I enter in the history like Juliet and Romeo
I do it so well, I deserve a trophy!

MINGHIE! (the word "minchia" in Italian is like saying "FU**!!", but he says G insted of C and he says "minchia" in his not existing plural form)
I feel so good!
I'm not a man, I'm a Indecency baby
ush, sure! let me seehee!
MINGHIA iz beautiful
do jer*ò

oh, beautiful! p*s*y I swearoyoo
I j*** me off five times and then, fuc*ott*ck (fu** + gay*** + co*k)
don't say no, man, I know you do
stay there to snog!
do jer*ò!


[size=15pt]FUNNY, HMM?[/size]
Culture / Re: Red October 2013 - STOP THE GENOCIDE!!! by Nyumba(m): 8:50pm On Oct 10, 2013
White Genocide is a Stupid Hoax:

Are SA whites really being killed “like flies”? Why Steve Hofmeyr is wrong

Do 400,000 whites live in squatter camps in South Africa? No

Grow up
Culture / Re: Benin Art And Architecture by Nyumba(m): 8:05pm On Oct 10, 2013
PAPA AFRICA: thanks, so I'm guessing the art was displayed on this gallery and it was along one of the defensive walls and not the houses?
I think some bronzes were at the top of the walls.
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 8:04pm On Oct 10, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: How do I prepare those? Fried plantain is inviting gosh.
Here is the recipe http://latinfood.about.com/od/saladsdressings/r/fried-ripe-plantains.htm
Culture / Re: Do You Consider Somalis As Black? by Nyumba(m): 7:56pm On Oct 10, 2013
Ajuran:


Fadlaan lugha dhulka dhig. Meshaan xoog ha ku so galiin. Raali ahow abaayo macaan. Somalinimada haala alaliyo

Anyway what brought you to nairaland. Have you come for conquest? Have you heard of my legendary trolling? or are you here to compete with me as the owner of the fufu nation?

Hilarious.
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 11:19am On Oct 09, 2013
Since I'm an immigrant, I eat different African foods
I found the pics that most resembling pics

This ↓
[img]http://2.bp..com/_dqhBk-MK1E8/TTV9z1iYCCI/AAAAAAAAADQ/3BiMbxUm_Dw/s1600/DSCN0077.JPG[/img]

This ↓ (fufu)


This ↓ (plantains)


These are special days foods and I usally eat pasta

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Culture / Re: Benin Art And Architecture by Nyumba(m): 11:01am On Oct 09, 2013
PAPA AFRICA: I always find my self looking through this thread and I can never understand everything he's describing here. Can anyone clarify?
Great walls 4m high, wide roads with inthe middle grass for the herds and sand for the people as sidewalk. Inside the walls there is a gallery. The walls surrounding the apartments of the king's wives are 6m high.
Music/Radio / Re: P-Square- Fast And Pray For A Month Before Releasing Any Album by Nyumba(m): 4:52pm On Oct 08, 2013

Culture / Re: Benin Art And Architecture by Nyumba(m): 8:14pm On Oct 03, 2013
taharqa: I think d bigger question shld be why we have not been able to Recreate d Palace with all d info we have of what/how it looked like presently?? Why haven't we built Models of d Palace- either Physically Or just ComputerGenerated ones- which wud have come in very handy Films/Cartoons/Documentaries Production about d civilization
All of the above will be done in the near future. Entertainment is money, and money is workforce.
Politics / Re: You’re Racist, Lebanese Accuse Nigerian Immigration. by Nyumba(m): 4:53pm On Oct 03, 2013
I was surprised by the divisions between Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo I discovered reading this forum. I'm Rwandan living in Itay and I met different Africans, Nigerians too (here are mainly Igbos). Congolese have a mutli-cultural country, but they seem to be more unite than Nigerians (at least here in Italy). I think it's due to the language they use to speak between them, Lingala. It's African instead to be a colonial legacy.

If these people have a Nigerian passport, and they have double citizenship, they are allowed to renew it in every city they are.

I have only the Rwandan passport and to renew it I have to contact the Rwandan consulate in Rome. If I had both the Rwandan and Italian citizenship I would be able to renew it in any city of this country.
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 3:49pm On Oct 03, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: Interesting grin

So is the massaging tradition still carried out in this era?
Yes cool
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 1:47pm On Oct 03, 2013
Bamileke, Cameroun



[img]http://2.bp..com/_aEq-digp0TM/Swhm5_EA6jI/AAAAAAAADCs/oS95CXhxj4s/s640/IMG_2987.JPG[/img]
[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/702842_DDocuments_and_Settingsa000heqMes_documentsMes_imagesgigi_tradi_jpg8839c354842a008b3b22eb66a2bf184b[/img]
[img]http://www.escursia.fr/photos/HD/108/Voyage-Escursia-Cameroun-Ethnies-2010-06-Cam58.jpg[/img]
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 1:30pm On Oct 03, 2013
They are tall because they drink a lot of milk, and they received a stretching massage every day while they were infants. My father is tutsi, my mother hutu, and since are tutsi women that carry this tradition there was no massage for me.
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 12:51pm On Oct 03, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: yoooo grin this people are extremely tall.

What's hyperjump?
It's an emphasis on the word "high jump", these people were jumping higher than many semi-professional athlets of these days.
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 7:53pm On Oct 02, 2013
Rwandan men in the old times

[img]http://www.newtimes.co.rw/news/files/photos/14127-Traditional-drummers..jpg[/img]

Hyper jump

[img]http://faculty.history.umd.edu/Landau/Website/Website-Images/51.jpg[/img]
Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 7:48pm On Oct 02, 2013
Rwandan women

[img]http://global.umich.edu/files/2012/12/Rwanda1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.enjoyrwanda.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Rwanda-drinking-the-traditional-way.jpg[/img]


Rwandan men and women together

[img]http://1.bp..com/-Cnrcg1M76eg/TkFdufAnTCI/AAAAAAAAAGU/wCUcjvGrWPQ/s1600/IMGP4692+-+Copy.JPG[/img]

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Culture / Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by Nyumba(m): 7:45pm On Oct 02, 2013
Rwandan men

[img]http://calphotos.berkeley.edu/imgs/512x768/9121_3261/2920/0109.jpeg[/img]
[img]http://chikaforafrica.files./2012/05/men.jpg?w=645[/img]
Culture / Re: African-Americans And Their Igbo Roots by Nyumba(m): 11:13pm On Sep 30, 2013
They can simply leave and fly to a random African nation (a developing nation) as this woman did:

/watch?v=sbSCLxyPQcs
Culture / Re: Do You Consider Somalis As Black? by Nyumba(m): 10:40pm On Sep 30, 2013
They are black. Try to go in Europe saying you are not black and let's see. I had an Ethiopian friend and he was considered black as me. When he mysteriously disappeared my classmates started saying he returned to Ethiopia to live like tarzan, climbing on trees. I tried so much to teach them the geography of Ethiopia and its history. Nope, racism was strong with them.

He was highly respected before and he was some sort of Alpha male (an important male in a little society) but nothing stopped who I was considering as my friends to make jokes behind him.

Conclusion:
I know there is no a unite Africa etc etc, but your first enemies are absolutely not other africans.

Somalis are absolutely black, and you seem some sort of UK troll hahahahahahahahaha
Politics / Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Nyumba(m): 11:58pm On Sep 24, 2013
baby-boy:
This lady known as Samantha Lewthwaite a.k.a The White Widow was the wife of one the 7/7 terrorist in the UK. This lady was one of those who led the terror attack in Kenya over the weekend

What suck is that no mentioned this lady's involvement but if she was someone from an African descendant or Asian, they would have plastered her picture all over every front page of every tabloid paper, but because she is a British woman no one mentions it.

Here in Italy news call her "WHITE WIDOW", because her husband died.
Politics / Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Nyumba(m): 3:03am On Sep 24, 2013
africa down, can I ask you a question? I read that Manhattan Island was not sold to Dutch for $24 of worthless junk as USAns learn at school, but you instead misunderstood the culture of American people that had no land propriety culture and they thought that gesture was to share, not to own.

How do you feel? New York city is placed on a stolen land, and so is your a$$, can you describe your feelings?
Politics / Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Nyumba(m): 1:01am On Sep 24, 2013
Reading GH KWAME posts on culture section I was really convinced that he was white. Now it comes out that he is part of the Troll Race.
Politics / Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Nyumba(m): 3:03pm On Sep 22, 2013
I have Senegalese and Moroccan friends here in Europe. I just can't understand who says all muslims are terrorists.

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Culture / Re: African Culture Is Dying! by Nyumba(m): 9:25pm On Sep 20, 2013
How can we save CULTURE if we had NO CULTURE? sad


The ancient Kingdom of Rwanda had a considerable body of oral literature. The Sages themselves classified the traditional texts in two major categories: the more formal royal documents, which are described as "official tradition", and the non-formal, popular literature.

Royal literature refers to that body of knowledge enshrined in a set of documents, the creation, memorisation and preservation of which was officially regulated and promoted by the Kings of Rwanda. Responsibility for this heritage was entrusted to specific families, and handed down from one generation to the next, but always under the active supervision of the Kings.

Royal Literature:
Ubucurabwenge - a royal genealogical list
Ibitekerezo - a collection of royal myths
Ibisigo - a collection of royal poetry
Ubwiru - a set of royal rituals

Popular Literature:
Amateka y'Imiryango: histories of the major families of Rwanda
Ibyivugo: Self-praises and heroic poetry
Indirimbo z'Ingabo: heroic hymns and army music
Amazina y'inka ("Cow Names" ) : pastoral poetry
Imyasiro: hunting poetry
Imigani: proverbs and sayings
Ibisakuzo: riddles and enigmas
Inanga: songs by inanga musicians (Inanga is a traditional string instrument)
Songs: lullabies, love and praise songs, group work songs, etc.

and we had NO MUSIC

Mangbetu Harp

and NO ART at all undecided

Igbo Ukwu Vessel

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Programming / Re: Programming An Online Betting System by Nyumba(m): 5:19pm On Jul 07, 2013
Here is a list of football APIs
programmableweb.com/apitag/?q=football
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by Nyumba(m): 5:06pm On Jul 07, 2013
Happytina: @Javanian;Thx alot for the hint but my major challenge in this programming is the coding, i dnt knw how to generate them, i dnt knw hw they come abt. For instance if I want to write a program for data collect what programing language do I use. Thank u
What type of data collect?
Programming / Learning Web Designing And Web Developing Free | What I Did by Nyumba(m): 5:01pm On Jul 07, 2013
First you need a basic knowlendge of how the net works

Server
Client
POST
GET
Ports: 21
80
etc.
Protocols: TCP
UDP
HTTP
HTTPS
FTP
SMTP
p2p
etc.

Google all these words

Then...

WEB DESIGNING
The way a web page looks, you'll be able to make sheet content pages

HTML [3 days to learn]
a web page structure like words, lists and tables
codecademy.com

CSS [4 days for me... I was really bored]
add colors, backgrounds and alot of fancy things to your page
codecademy.com

HTML DOM (this after you learnt Javascript) [3-4 days 1 hour a day, making some tests at jsbin.com]
Yu need this to animate your pages, someone click a button and the words change color (a simple example)
I use it to send forms with AJAX (we will cover these things then)
http://www.w3schools.com/htmldom/default.asp

WEB DEVELOPMENT
You'll be able to send emails, store things in a database, build alot of services, process payments (with a payment gateway API...we will cover the API stuff then) etc. etc.

Javascript [2-3 weeks, I was really bored because I knew it is not important to make a project]
You need it to learn HTML DOM, this is the only way I use it
learnsrtreet.com (It has only the beginner course)
codecademy.com

I had some problems with a codecademy exercise so I moved to learnstreet. When I realized that it cover only the beginner course I moved again to codecademy. I made all the learnstreet course so I was able to finish that problematic exercise grin.

PHP [2 weeks]
Well, this is all you need to make your project come true
http://www.w3schools.com/php/default.asp

MySQL [1 week]
Make your database and use PHP to talk with him
mysqltutorial.org

I use PDO prepared statements to send data to my database, you find everything you need to know about them at
mysqltutorial.org/php-mysql/
net.tutsplus.com/tutorials/php/pdo-vs-mysqli-which-should-you-use/
http://net.tutsplus.com/tutorials/php/pdo-vs-mysqli-which-should-you-use/

1 project, 1 API....
You need them if you want communicate with payment gateway sites, with sites that provide telephone services like VOIP or give you the possibility to send SMSs online etc. etc. I send the data to my "service provider" with PHP cURL
http://php.net/manual/en/book.curl.php

Find the API that fits your needs here
programmableweb.com/apis/directory

Tips for your project

I use CSS frameworks to make nice web-pages
awwwards.com/what-are-frameworks-22-best-responsive-css-frameworks-for-web-design.html

I send data from my HTML forms with Javascript using AJAX
http://www.w3schools.com/ajax/default.asp

And then I process the data with a PHP page (I use the same page where the form is)
http://www.w3schools.com/php/php_ajax_php.asp

I always make a token to secure my forms from hackers
css-tricks.com/serious-form-security/

Hope you'll find these info useful

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