Opey4luv: I've resigned to my fate.
I am just gonna have to write another jamb because I can't just study zoology.
Thanks for your advises.
Come next year, Insha Allah, I shall be giving glory to the Almighty God for granting me my heart desire.
Goodluck to all the freshers at the BBF Uni, I pray you all have excellent results and stress free time on campus.
I³P

huh!....do u knw wat u're rejecting??...wow...i pray u don't regret ur step...
But my advice 4u is 'ACCEPT THIS COURSE'...u can stil ryt jamb nxt yr if u wish,,but pls and pls,,,accept it so u won't have to eat 'humble pies' in the future,,,
WE ALL KNOW HOW UNILORIN DOES HER THING #unpredictable....
And we don't know how nxt yr's admission wil look lyk,,,
#God has a plan 4u in giving u dis course, u neva can tell!

ACCEPT IT!!! And join us in BBF...
#GRACIAS

kerny: Name:Mr orire ismaila oloyede,Email adress:orire@unilorin.edu.ng.Phone number:08032942992.uwc

yea dahz it,,,d man is vry kind,,,he alwayz attend to me nd ma frnds as if we knew each oda b4....he's gud i must say...

Gbogbolet: nw in hostel... this place looks like prison ni o. when last do i sleep on a bonk

guy!...how many of u r in a room?...
And whats d name of d hostel?

Geography tinx....
hostel tinx
Any geography fresher??...

kerny: Pls aw much is d skul fees 4 geography,tnks in advance.

its #69,400k ,i'm also a fresher in dat department....

crowther15: Congratulation 2 d lucky one, those that made it 2 d BBF and other u wil soon shout for joy. Nt yet finish oo, upload ur document appropriately and wait 4 ur clearance and I pray u didnt move. We rep team Economics 100L student in unilorin, I remain urz crowther15

we are in the same faculty bro...Social science

Glory be to God oooo
my friend has been offered admission to study Bsc. Physiology

Haben1: , seriously, I wish I could, but, message me

owk,,,10q!...i'll do just that.

Dammysmart: Toyosi ogunseye, A̶̲̥̅ friend tho we didnt rap much I̶̲̥̅̊N̶̲̥̅̊ skul buh, ûЯ death struck ma heart, we love ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ God loves ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ more, sleep wel til we meet I̶̲̥̅̊N̶̲̥̅̊ τ̲̣̣̥h̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ eternal glory, we gonna hold forest 4 ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊, I miss †ђξ days ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ read 4 radio drama serie I̶̲̥̅̊N̶̲̥̅̊ quote "una welcome ooo" toyosi I cnt hold †ђξ tears, #sobbing

sorry bro!...
May her soul RIP...

Khay_tunechi:

uncle wale, ah nor b prof o, my enqlish poor sef.. buh u serzly hav to listen to dis nairaland quy i called, him b like awwww, too poor.. he was just prattlinq bout d rooms beinq meant for ladies.. and i bin try speak yoruba cos him de burn my airtime, buh dis bros nor qree oo, him just de stammer, de wobble, dey dia de murder enqlish anyhow..

hahaha,,guy,,,u go sitdown(faraburuku bale)teach d niqqa english na,,lol

Yungmilio2: a room self contain. D room is 1 and half a nrmal room. With two wardrops, funishd kitchn, nice toilet, ceiling fan, nyc environment,... And its 1 of d best hostel at oke odo. Harmony hostel. ..125k.. Stil got bout 4rooms sha

bros,,,we are students and not married men/women....
Watin we wan us 4rooms do?...na ram we wan kip inside?

Haben1: ..... Sm1 told me, I should watch out 4rm 10am to 12pm, I went to skul, 1 guy 4rm D hostel told me it not coming out 4 for fresher, I called D man and told him, he said it is A lie O o o. O, dat I must be online, I just vex go house, whn I got hm, xo, 4rm 12pm, av been trying it, but, around to1, after refreshing, I just see book for hostel, block2, I waz xo happy, I first tick it, immediately, I post it here, B4 telling all my friend, nd, sm people thought I waz joking, they dint bliv me

tnx bozz!....i wealy appreciate wah u've done[d info(s)],,BUT!,,bou d hostel stuff,,,i'm still battlin 2 get one oo,,,can i av ur contact/any social ntwrk i.d or waheva,,,letz yan!....#GRACIAS

Haben1: omo, atlast, thank God just about to pay for my hostel, if u dont bliv me, den dont

guy!..wait!..calm down!....wah dept/faculty r u?

crowther15: Am done with my fee, what remain nw is to print final course form and present it for signature. Hostel things, God ur eyes am looking oo.

guy!...hope u showed ur LA d printed course form b4 payin ur fee...
And besides, hw much is ur fee?

crowther15: Chill guy, ur portal is stil under updating. Mine was showing only cumpulsary b4 buh nw Required and Elective is nw there.

10q bozz...buh hw many dayz/wkz did it take b4 twaz fully uploaded?

realtem: like crowther15 said 'chill'. Mine was showing only two courses before but now, it has been updated. You still have time for course registration. Don't get your blood hot unnecessarily

10q bozz....xo wah dept r u?,,,finance i quezz!

Ola4shure: BREAKING NEWS: All ASUU Executives Were Called
For A Meeting In The UK... So They All Met At The
Muritala Mohammed International Airport In
Lagos... While They Were Seated And Relaxed In
The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was
Built By A Group Of Students From Nigeria's
Universities And The Plane Was On Its First
Experimental Trip... They All Ran Out Of The Plane,
Except One Person, When He Was Asked By The
Other Staff, His Reason For Remaining, He Said "If
It Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Even Start.

choi!...see LIFE!!

Hey!.....
All i'm seeing on my portal is compulsory nd required courses,,,dere's no Elective...
Any help??...
#confused!

May God help us all in unilorin!....carryOver and withdraw NOT our portion...Amen

TweetMajor:
Lmao it's just objective, for mathematicians yhu would be given a sheet of paper to calculate on but a very limited time. Maximum time for a cbt exam is 45 mins and test 15 mins. Any more you'd like to know??

test is 15mins??...WTF!!!!!!

Letz calm down,,,,it will be re-opened...hopefully!...

realtem: hostel is #28,000 plus bank charge which is #250 equals #28,250. I've booked one for myself but yet to pay. I'm given 72hours to pay for the hostel. So those of you going around and sitting in cyber cafes are kind of just wasting your precious time and money because you can book it down on your phone and locate a cyber cafe or if you have a pc to pay the money before 72 hours.

Guy!!!....u see hostel,,u no tel us,,,u be baba 4kup ooo,,,
by the way!...hw did u do ur xo called 'reservation' stuff via phone?

Haben1: ....... Pant go where U, is it by force to quote on my comment? AH, huH, nah wa 4 some people, ..... Off to biochem depart to find smtin

watin do dis1 sef....
Na biochem u dey abi,,,i go find u,,,i dey inside sch...

Haben1: ...... I don't Blive them jare, doubt that, I fink it A JOkE

lol...HABEN1 the doubtin thomas,,,stay dere make pant dey wear u...

adebayogates: Well maybe you think your supposed vc will come on live program and crack joke when he said all Freshers are paying for a tablet pc, when the question of increase in tuition fee was asked.

tnks jawe....#bless

Dygeasy: Why You Con Dey Bring Up This Issue Again Nau?

The Thing Dey Sweet Your Belle Abi?

shey na badt fin to ask question again??...person no fit ask??

Come oooooo!!!

Like seriously!...is d v.c givin all freshers ipad...is it really really,,,i mean,,really true??

Idboyostic: @Matcruz, one thing I like about a university is the privilege it gives 2 her students. S not like a secondary skl where attendance s taken in class or ur friends,teachers will see u if u dint go 4 class. If u lik, u can stay out of class untill d exam day....s nobody's business not even ur level adviser business but if u knw u want 2 succeed in life,u don't wanna 'FACE TANKE' and u want ur parent's and generation yet unborn 2 pray 4 u....pls and pls, attend classes. because d moment u start skippn classes...u've started failing. Most lecturers don't make use of attendance but thr ar some psyche d@ make use of it...and dey can use d@ against u...because in d students handbook that u will b given...Unilorin stipulated that u attend @ least 75% of classes 4 u 2 qualify 4 exams...so dey can do and undo. 2 b on a saver side....pls attend classes though not all classes u will av 2 attend because of some factors and 4 d impromtu test, impromtu test s rare in some department. If thr s gonna b a test, s always announce lik 2,3weeks 2 d day but if u miss a test...some lecturers will set a make up test while some will tell u....go and prepare hard in ur exam because they can't conduct another test. Test Mark is always 30 while Exam is 70....so if u fail 2 attend class d day a test is conducted and d lecturer won't conduct make up.....u've lost 30marks already....and gettn 50/70 in exam in some department s DIE. I hope av tried a little bit in answering ur ?s

wat do dey talk abt during orientation and do dey fix date for it for freshers?

Wat have dey added to our portal?....

Unilorin haven't pasted my level adviser's name on my portal ooo....wat can i do??
I'm in d dept. of geography and environmental management,,,
is my dept. using jxt 1 level adviser for all freshers in 100level

crowther15: Ahhh!!!! Scolari Oleeee lol, sebi u go collect ur own why tamper with Alpa iPad

hahaha...alpha no sabi d use nw,,,,i no wan make d ipad kill alpha,,,pple nid alpha for mosque...

Dear alpha,,,kindly give me...

Tajudeen40: as an alfa i ask on anything i dont understand wikipedia is not speaking my language can u pls help me out i realy want to know what it can be use for? I mean ipad thank u.

Dear alpha...dere r 2 types of ipads,,,,,one is used by ladies(menstruation for females),,,while the oda one r for males,,bt as an alpha i dnt fink u can use it,,,so kindly gve it to me,,,i need it,,,alpahs doesnt use ipads(prohibited)....i can drop my contact if u agree!...