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Travel / Re: Xenophobic Attacks : Air Peace Offers To Evacuate Stranded Nigerians In SA by skoriba: 12:20am On Sep 05, 2019
Good luck Jonathan and wife Mama Peace offers to evacuate stranded Nigerians in South Africa.....
Phones / Re: I Have 50k To Get A New Phone, Suggest The Best Phone For Me Please by skoriba: 8:01am On Aug 28, 2019
With 50k you can get GIONEE S11 Lite.....You will thank me later.

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Phones / Re: I Have 50k To Get A New Phone, Suggest The Best Phone For Me Please by skoriba: 7:56am On Aug 28, 2019
[Go for Gionee S11 Litequote author=Seuntek post=81657340]I have 50k to get a new phone. Please suggest the best phone i can get at that price.

Minimum 3Gig RAM, 32 GIG ROM
AMOLED DISPLAY. I'm tired of IPS LCD.
4000mah battery minimum
6 inches screen minimum

I don't really care about camera quality, so far it can take pictures

Thanks in anticipation [/quote]
Travel / Re: Man’s Legs Cut Off After Jumping Off A Train In Ikeja, Lagos (Graphic Photo) by skoriba: 12:27am On May 28, 2019
Nothing to take to hospital again......The devil inside of him is not ok.
Travel / Re: Why There Are Traffic On Lagos Roads. See Reasons by skoriba: 5:34pm On May 16, 2019
AutoReportNG:
This is Lagos, home to many, a place some see as a land of opportunities, a place where some living outside it so much despise with all passion. Those living in Abuja always see Lagosians as "suffer-head" all thanks to the traffic and bad roads that littered across the state. Irrespective of these challenges, there is always a spirit that lives in Lagos, that's the spirit of hustle. It doesn't matter your class either rich, average or poor, you just want to get on doing something.

A comedian once said, Lagosians live in traffic, we only visit our house to change clothes which is basically true. Traffic in Lagos can frustrate someone reason why Lagosians love to trek! Not that they can't afford the fare but when you calculate the amount of time you will stay in traffic and the number of hours it takes to get home, many people resort to trek and this can be seen in places like Yaba, Ijora Olopa, Ikorodu, Ikeja among others.

Lagos is an amazing city, a state of the aquatic splendor with all the beautiful weather that makes life easy. The number of persons who come to the city daily is a testimony of how wonderful it is. Lagos has one big problem and it is traffic! Even though the state government has done all within its power to curtail this but it seems there is little or no effect at all. So bad that LASTMA, Police, FRSC officers are helpless and resort to fate most times.

AutoReportNG went to town to get some reasons why there are always traffic in the city and these may interest you!

Wrong Way

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Wrong Way in Lagos seems to be a norm as virtually everyone is guilty! It's so bad that even the law enforcement officers which are the Police, Soldiers, LASTMA are all guilty of this crime. Everyone in Lagos seems to be in a hurry and ready to move at the same time. Some drivers especially the danfo drivers in Lagos are notorious for driving against traffic especially when their route is slow. As soon as a vehicle takes the first move, other drivers follow suit which usually results in traffic in the lane they are using.

The Rush Hour Time

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Rush Hour in Lagos is a battle for the fittest and those that have a sharp mouth. These are times you see men in suit behaving like touts and area boys. It is so bad that even our so-called elite and highly educated men and women are caught in this web of game. Rush Hour usually starts from 5am till 8am as this is when work resumes and in the bid to meet up, they cause serious traffic. The traffic reduces during the day but builds up again when people are returning from work. It is almost impossible to use the Third Mainland Bridge to the Island in the morning without experiencing traffic.

Bad Roads

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Lagos and bad roads are inseparable in as much as the government refused to repair the bad roads, we will always have this menace daily. Base on our study, bad roads force drivers to slow down their speed as they don't jump into a road that will damage and dent their cars and during this process, other users are forced to wait for them until they are done and the same process starts all over again. The more vehicles that slow down to navigate potholes, the more traffic builds up. When this goes on for a long time, it results in gridlock.

Rain

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Finally, the rain is here. Rain is Lagosians nightmare! If there is a way that we can swap rain, trust Lagosians that they will jump at this. Lagosians hate rain but we can't cheat nature, nature will always have its way by reverting back to us. The rainy season in Lagos brings about heavy traffic especially places that have bad roads and drainages. Visibility becomes low and bad roads also contribute to the problem. Drivers during this period are very careful not to jump into drainages or holes which causes massive traffic.

Faulty Vehicles

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Shout out to all mechanics in Lagos, they are the reason why some drivers are still driving their cars. Faulty Vehicles are major reasons of traffic jams on the highway, imagine a scenario where a tanker breaks down at Eko Bridge, the effect of the break down will span from there to Obalende of care is not taken. Lagosians are notorious for not taking their vehicles for servicing and inspection until it develops a fault. Everyone wants to been seen driving a car but we don't take adequate precautions and maintenance of the vehicles.

Accidents

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Nobody prayed for accidents but they happen. Either we like it not, if we fail to take necessary measures or we are careless with our cars, roads or other important things, an accident will definitely arise. When an accident occurs, the road will be blocked, cars are forced to slow down, people will want to know what's going on thereby causing a total standstill among others.

Do you have other reasons? Let's hear from you


Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/05/these-are-reasons-why-there-are-traffic.html


Road side traders eg Sango Toll Gate and Commuters picking passengers on the main road eg Alakuko are 2 other reasons why we keep having traffic gridlock on Lagos roads.

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Politics / Re: Solomon Dalung’s Wife Naomi And Children (Photos) by skoriba: 11:25am On Dec 09, 2016
soberdrunk:
I dont want to believe the 2nd picture was taken in the ministers "home", see the leaking roof........ angry angry

Which type of home are u expecting a clueless, local and unfashionable mumuster to stay in?
The way a man dresses is a matter of where he comes out from...#LOCALBURUKUDRUNKMAN
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AWCON 2016, Semi Finals. 1 - 0 (Full Time) by skoriba: 8:58pm On Nov 29, 2016
keeper:
Good play boys. Let's show 'em why we are called supereagles!

Wake up.....

Where you see Super Eagles

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Celebrities / Re: Phone Theft: Seun Egbegbe Releases Post Bail Pic, Thanks Fans For Support by skoriba: 2:30pm On Nov 27, 2016
Shol3:
Who be your fans
Fans ko paper ni angry

Today is Pasuma birthday....Congratulations Ijoba Fuji wishing you many happy returns of the day....

Now back to Egbegbe case, pls if you don't want Pasuma to loose some of his loyal since 1991, don't ever appear in any of his shows beginning from today's birthday party because we can't afford to loose our phones to you.
Pls Otunba Alabi Pasuma should henceforth remove this type of guy form being your fan and stop sing praising him because his ways are not pure.

Thank you

Cc

All Pasuma Fans Club

Houston Texas.
Sports / Re: Jordon Ibe Looks Set To Pledge His Allegiance To Nigeria. by skoriba: 8:04am On Nov 24, 2016
Antell95:


He has fallen down the pecking order for rejecting us at first.. who is he gonna bench?

We don't have a right full back for now.

Last game we played Omeruo and Leon Balogun that use to play their had to move to central defence because of Omeruo blunder in Zambia.
The other guy from U-20 (Musa Mohammed ) he's still behind in modern day football, so Ibe is the best we have for now.
I can't wait to see him complete the Premiership team of the Eagles wt MMM,Iwobi,Iheanacho, Ighalo etc
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Donate N1m To Akpeyi, Echiejile Weddings by skoriba: 2:08pm On Nov 17, 2016
EKLE:
Wetin 1 million wan do?
Are you married and if YES how much did u spent during your wedding??

Thank God for everything man!!!
Politics / Re: See The Handshake Of Ike Ekweremadu That Got People Talking Today by skoriba: 8:19pm On Nov 16, 2016
brunofarad:
Hmmmm


99 + 2






Abakraya. .....
Family / Re: Wife Of LASU Lecturer Pregnant For Her Bricklayer Lover (pics) by skoriba: 9:41am On Nov 14, 2016
baski92:
Some women dey stupid, na God dey give children why she no fit wait on the lord. He was the one who gave them there first son, He can still do it again than why cheat on your husband

Stop blaming or asking God to take responsibility for your inability to perform your role in the home front.
What you suppose to use to satisfy your wife at home , you are busy sharing your sperms with all those skinny girls on campus in the name of being their lecturer.

Is it God that will come and help you sleep with your own wife?

Lecturers should take responsibility and take his faith as the woman is enjoying her new found love in the bricklayer....Let him go and impregnate one of the students he's sleeping with .
Sports / Re: NFF Unveils New Jersey For Super Eagles After Signing Multimillion Naira Deal by skoriba: 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2016
rickyrex:
Make them wear am make I see as e bi for their body first

So you didn't watch them play at the Olympics

Its not new to those of us that have them as friends @ogenyionazi ....I have one already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (5 - 0) On 5th November 2016 by skoriba: 6:52pm On Nov 05, 2016
mightyleks:
chelsea ur opportunity to go top


Yes we are on the way to the top...

Hazard .....17minutes

Marcos......19minutes

2 Goals in 90 seconds

Up Chelsea
Politics / Re: The Dilapidated State Of Sango rd. Lagos-abeokuta Expressway(pics) by skoriba: 8:32am On Nov 04, 2016
ritababe:



upon all the money in Ogun state?

Over 60% of revenue that comes to Ogun State Government is generated between Agbara and Sango Ota but I can authoritatively tell you that these two City have bn cut off due to bad roads.
Sango to Agbara is 36km and 18km of that road (Atan-Agbara) is unpassable due to gullies and drenches caused by heavy duty trucks passing that road.
Also Owode Idiroko to Ilaro is about 24km and the road is not just there for the masses, if you are going to Ilaro from Owode you av to come true this same portion of the road in Sango and go true Papa (80km)...
Our Government are our major calamity not even in this draft of reccession ...
Amosun started a fly over project in Ilaro where you can't even see 4 vehicles together all in the name of making money to himself leaving the connecting road between Awori and the Yewa unattended to.

God should pls intervene and give sense to this our long cap Governor.
Business / Re: Woman Who Bought A Brand New Venza From Her Hair Business Shares Her Story(pics) by skoriba: 8:15pm On Nov 02, 2016
Mavin1:


Bros who asked you
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She for go buy INNOSON Motors so we can know she bought brand new car, not this 2009 Venza of 175,000km mileage.

#SUPPORT MADE IN NIGERIA Pls!!!!

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Jnr With His Father & Dangote At His Graduation In Canada. PIC by skoriba: 6:01pm On Nov 02, 2016
piagetskinner:


Ahahn...small small na...u and the guy bn get history?

Which history him get ooooo?

He fought for the masses as a Union Leader to gain popularity and he got their as Governor and became helpless (Go and die widow) and reckless in spending tax payers money by patronising foreign products (white wife)....God is watching!!

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Jnr With His Father & Dangote At His Graduation In Canada. PIC by skoriba: 5:56pm On Nov 02, 2016
Securing the future of their own at the detriment of the poor Edo masses by taking his own to Canada while his voters were languishing in Ambrose Ali University drinking stream water in their various delapetated hostels.

God is watching you and your Co looters.... cool shocked cool

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Driving Himself On The Street Of Abuja Today, Nigerians React by skoriba: 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2016
RZArecta:
YES O !!! lets clap hands like retárded kids just because a f matured man who knows how to drive decides to do so by himself once in a while instead of using his personal driver

Him for come carry me make I drive am now....even touts without drivers licence dey drive not to talk of this NURTW Minister .....Give me another Heineken joor b4 Stoke kill Swansea finish
Politics / Re: Northern Governors Wives Visit Aisha Buhari (Photos) by skoriba: 10:03pm On Oct 31, 2016
shamecurls:
Northern women sabi fine with correct heights and not all this dwarfs down the map with yam legs

Hmn....that yam legs with correct brain = great women

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Sports / Re: Tyronne Ebuehi Rejects Nigeria's Invite by skoriba: 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2016
Tolexander:
You mean Gernot Rohr invited this girl in the picture to play for the Super Eagles?

Hope this coach is not taking us back to the colonial era by inviting all these whites to our National team, from Troos Ekong to Carl Ikeme to Leon Balogun now to this white guy or lady according to this man up me cheesy cheesy grin shocked

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Family / Re: Duke Of Uyo Buys His Wife Toyota Camry 2000 Version (photos) by skoriba: 11:55pm On Oct 29, 2016
adconline:

So 2000 Camry is brand new in 2016?

Brand New Tokunbo grin angry grin angry angry angry

Nice one though , na u try pass
Celebrities / Re: A'rese's N7million SUV Has Been Stolen by skoriba: 3:10pm On Oct 28, 2016
daddyrich:
they towed your car away in your presence and you stood there watching and doing nothing ? OK now

......and you are watching them without making any effort even phone calls, but you have the time to post on instagram ......

May God open up ur senses to be able to do the needful at the right time.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Performs Ritual Rites Before Entering Ado-Ekiti (Photos) by skoriba: 7:30am On Oct 28, 2016
Wadeoye:
All these people that follow Obas here and there, what is their work and how are they feeding their families?
Do they all depend on tax payers money for survival? Collecting money from local, state and federal governments doing nothing other than wearing agbada?

No wonder when you travel from Lagos to Abuja by road, you don't see any plantation on the road. Everybody waiting for someone else to the work.




If you fly from Lagos to Abuja you will see many plantation from aerial view BUT you wouldn't see because you have more ditches , bad spots and gullies on the road to watch out for rather than looking for Plantations....A won Abobaku lo n bawi yen
Education / Re: Oyo Students Set School On Fire Over Massive Failure (Pics) by skoriba: 7:23am On Oct 28, 2016
veekid:
They are all going to pay for damages; whether they like it or not

How are they going to pay

Oyo State Government is paying for damaging them !!
Education / Re: Oyo Students Set School On Fire Over Massive Failure (Pics) by skoriba: 7:20am On Oct 28, 2016
veekid:
They are all going to pay for damages; whether they like it or not

How are they going to pay?

The Government is paying for damaging them !!!
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Emmanuella Flies Private Jet Out Of Nigeria,Fans React(photos) by skoriba: 2:21pm On Oct 26, 2016
Good for you Emmanuella....My real face kiss cry kiss
Crime / Re: Police Stray Bullet Hits 18-Year-Old Boy In Ketu, Lagos; Nigerians React by skoriba: 10:40am On Oct 26, 2016
cowardSeun:
if he's an Afonja, then RIP in advance.

Why should he be outside when police are shooting.

Hmn....He ought to have relocated because of some hard drug sniffing barstard Policemen. ...

Bros try and make sense small now

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Praises His 3 Wives (Photos) by skoriba: 1:02pm On Oct 18, 2016
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I mean the one for money laundering. . tongue tongue tongue embarassed
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Praises His 3 Wives (Photos) by skoriba: 1:00pm On Oct 18, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
One Belongs to the Kitchen


One Belongs to the SittingRoom



One Belongs to the Other Room
You didn't mention the one he used to move Dasuki money into various banks



Kudos Fani you are a Great man Indeed grin
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Praises His 3 Wives (Photos) by skoriba: 1:00pm On Oct 18, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
One Belongs to the Kitchen


One Belongs to the SittingRoom



One Belongs to the Other Room
You didn't mention the one he used to move Dasuki money into various banks angry sad grin



Kudos Fani you are a Great man Indeed grin

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Romance / Re: Fiance Asked Her To Return N20m Gift & SUV She Got From Ex (Advice) by skoriba: 1:04pm On Oct 13, 2016
........you earn 250k per month b4 tax and a generous man who as been seeing ur babe b4 u met her gave her #20m (ur salary for 6years 8months) and out of jealous or should I call it curses from the village , u ask her to take the money to charity (are u not one).....
If u are they shy type that can not drive a Range Rover bought by a good Samarithan, can't you plead with her to sell the machine and use the money to buy 2 clean cars for both of you and sell your 2009 Honda and start building your own house with the remaining money?

Like my Bishop will say " of all your getting get understanding BUT wisdom is the most principal thing".

As for you young lady,I don't think this guy want you for good and once you Obey his instruction now, if poverty strike back at you.....that man will not reason your case again oooo

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