its too late for anything to change now, even 2 more red cards for man-u wont get arsenal through

@ Kafin
Sir, the papers for your plane got to my honorable table for my signature yesterday, though Emeka has done some work on his part,you see I still expect you to *shake body* for me if you know what i mean.just a little something to force my hand into signing your particulars.i will advice you do this to avoid accidental discharge of one of my weapons at my Air block. You know my boys are vibrant and over zealous, so anything can happen.

@Oblo
I have put together a crack team to trace and pinpoint the exact location of your nefarious activities where you perforate our pipelines for Jet fuel. I am utterly surprised that you still have not visited my office to pay your *TITHE* like your fellow Militant brothers do. I will trace you, find you and shoot you,do you hear me.Nonsense Militant,you dont want to pay me my 10%.make I catch you first. no commot from your creek oh.

yours sincerely,
Capt. Long Throat.

PRIVATE MESSAGE TO EMEKA

As a government man it has come to my attention that the EFCC are on the verge of launching an investigation regarding your recent activities. you have been bringing lots of heavy transport machineries into the country lately and you and I know that your ways are not pure. so i will suggest that you visit me instata so we can trash this problem out like the professionals that we are, ok? you know there is nothing money cannot solve, or maybe one private jet in my garage will solve this simple misunderstanding. you know i like the way you are helping us, so pls do the right thing
Yours Sincerely
Capt. Long throat.

All of you buying planes and submarines, hmnn dont think you will just be flying your planes without problems. No one is yet to visit the Federal Air Safety Commission (FASC) of which i am a standing member. i will mount Air blocks on every major air route and dont think we will collect N20, infact because na plane hold your N1000 notes. we dont have change for dollars or pounds. any plane without particulars and our tip will be towed immediately (to collect am na another story). no agency for under-water routes yet but we are working on it.
yours sincerely
captain long throat(aka capt. no long thing)
google my name for my contacts.

ehmmm, I am chief Doctor Pastor Ndukwe Nnamdi Ezubor number 1 of Chilala Chikala Clan (sorry 4 d long introduction)
ehmmm, u see that your plane for sale, i really like it, but ehmm, u see my people are very poor, so i will like you to remodel the plane with tokunbo tyres and ehmm, all the seats replace them with plastic chairs, infact jet fuel is hard to come by so if you can replace the engine with charcoal engine i will be very grateful. and remember your pastor discount (remember i am a pastor).so i will bid at 400,000 cowries. yes send me your bank detail let me wire the cowries immediately.thank you.i will balance you 300,000 cowries when i see the plane.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/080903/world/nigeria_aviation_plane_missing
http://allafrica.com/stories/200809050143.html

i think this is for real, check the sites above

as for me i believe Nigeria does not have what it takes to manage Nuclear Energy. we have not succeeded in managing our common roads, water system, hydro or thermal electricity or even our now dilapidated refineries and we now want to venture into Nuclear Energy. no matter how safe nuclear reactors are now claimed to be, i still think Nigeria is not the kind of nation to gamble into this field. Any mistake, error,gamble or neglect will leave a wave of havoc on this land and even neighbouring countries. when(it is a matter of WHEN and not IF) it happens who will save us, we have no bunkers, no rescue force(whether police, fire fighters or whatever), we have nothing. we have the worst maintenance culture. infact we have no maintenance culture. there are other ways to conveniently generate Electricity without jeopardizing the lives of the common Nigerian citizen. when we learn to manage and maintain the simple things we currently have, we can then think and plan towards Nuclear Energy.

BTT:

This is beautiful news!

I naively posted my email on Nairaland. And because it carries my orgnisation, i nearly fainted with scam mails from all sorts of Peter Greens, Allan Clusters, Rev. Vglog Von whatevers! until a friend interrogated me and we had to go back to edit the post.

Too, if u c what these guys are doin at the cafes, u will pity the future of our corporate image as Nigerians.

Its a cancer! ,

Cancer has no cure so why are we trying to shoot ourselves in the foot over the whole thing? to rid this thing it must start from the top (but how possible is that)

"PRICE TAG OF OVER 75MILLION POUNDS PLUS ROBINHO"

thats what makes him overrated-definitely he's the best, but common 75Million plus Robinho who is not worth less than about 20Million himself. that is highly overrated

@ ~Xerxes~
"Since when did playing for country become glamorous"- pls i suggest you recant these fallacious statement you made. playing for country is the most glamorous part of being a footballer.

emmydee:

All the time, Nigerian authorities get it all wrong.For just an attempt to defraud, 6 whole years? How many years did Alamesiagha get, what about Tafa, Now el Rufai and others, what about the governors. Please lets do the right things first. Internet fraud is well below our priority at this time. The judiciary and the law enforcement agencies should call a spade a spade! Why do we keep deceiving ourselves.

guy all those people you are calling are above the law. call names of people who are below the law.

@ gabe_logan
abeg C. Ronaldo is overrated- no sentiments attached

brizmaleti:

Na wa oo, no b small thing oooo, this world is turning to something else, plus d yahoo yahoo boy and the oyinbo, 2 of theif, a contented person i think would not fall for scam, and as for the small boy in jail, what a pity, waiting for obj and his crew next,

Obj and his crew? mehn! that will never happen even in your wildest dreams.

Po Deep:

Ronaldinho
Eto'o
Adebayor
Flamini
Drogba
Mikel
Toni
Van der sar
, & So many more!

ehn! whats overrated about Eto'o, Adebayor, Flamini, Luca Toni and Van der sar?

keba:

ITALY[b][/b] will surely surprise europe as they surprised the world.

my guy thats for sure, Italy rules the world.

lol, very funny. so how do i get to bring "forward" a souvenir from the past?

Jesus is Everything to me, but most importantly he is my GOD

C. Ronaldo and Mikel Obi

abegi make the guy dey go, him too dey show himself-someone else will always replace him, besides the premiership will be more fun to watch without him-Arsenal for life

if its not Italy, then its gonna be France.
i pray that Ronaldo boy will pick up an injury that will last the next 3 years.

@MallamMusa
i really do not want to type anything that will hurt your personality, but the comment you made is of a racist nature. what happened to Nigeria when Abacha and Babangida ruled the land-corruption and crimes against humanity, and you dare comment such rubbish. how many Hausas go to school, all they do is join the military where no basic skill is needed. if not for the corruption (which was first stirred up by the hausas) you northerners will be no where in the history and economy of Nigeria. what does your desert lands even add to the economy of Nigeria, what do you produce that is of any significance. please think wisely before you make such pernicious comments.

well now dont give me that look, i think am a lil' confused myself. this thing can drive you nuts. i think i should go see a shrink now.

@logica

what i was basically trying to say is that time does not exist in the real sense neither does space. space is defined by coordinates (x,y,z), but dont forget that this is also relative to the origin (0,0,0). where exactly is the origin-well man gets to define that and dont forget that the earth is moving round the sun which moves in the milky way, in short the whole universe is moving so (x,y,z) at 2am is not the same (x,y,z) at 2:01am. to get this space-time thing is practically impossible beause it will require an inexplicable calculation that no computer in the next 1000 years will be able to figure out. as usual we set the origins to make life easy and make theories but in reality these things are impossible.
and dont forget the future does not exist so you cant travel to it. except you sleep out the next 100 years and then wake up to find yourself in year 2108. every minute has to be lived out so until it has been lived out you cant touch it. get it?

you guys never seize to make me laugh

@ darequam
guy you try, i think you deserve one.

@ all
pls who knows where i can get computer game pads with USB outlet in abuja? pls i need them badly.

oh boy i no hear this one oh. my phones have been on since only God knows when and i still dey kampe. abi make i check oh, ok junior still dey him place. so what was the fuss about?

abeg is celtel wap still browsing for free, i intend getting a celtel line soonest. this post paid glo thing is killing me. i got 2 message from glo saying am owing them N266065(how on earth is that possible), and that i should pay up or my line will be restricted. abeg is this a mistake or what?

yeah i've tried that too but its not as detailed as fm2008. its quite simple and not as complicated as football manager. but its ok, dont think you will be impressed though because you have tasted fm2008