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Jokes Etc / Re: Two Nuns by StanP(m): 5:15pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
that was a logical joke |
Jokes Etc / Re: PAY YOUR NAIRALAND BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by StanP(m): 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Just $179.who do i pay the bills to. |
Career / Re: Global Meltdown: I Have Just Been Sacked by StanP(m): 3:45pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
If sorry can be monetized, u shd be a in millions now with all d sorry u hav gotten, but thatz not to be. Rather brace up man, look inwards and you will find that perhaps this is the best thing that ever happened to you. You will survive definitely bro,just keep your head up and never give up, |
Romance / Re: Toasting A Gurl, How Do U Hit The Real Point? by StanP(m): 11:47am On Mar 24, 2009 |
@beyunce most of the girls won't give u d chance to show ur feelings, they just deduce a pre-conceived idea about ur kind of person using fallable past experience to adjudge ur interest.Naija girls are too long, esp if u use the Mr. Formal method |
Romance / Re: Backsides And Confidence by StanP(m): 5:37pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Take it or leave it, big butts have effect even on the most civilized man on earth. how u look or mop at it depends on the size. the bigger, the more u stare, i pity those flat butted ladies , some of them are right up here but i won't mention names, |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Three Foolish Chilrden by StanP(m): 5:19pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
Next joke pls. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: If President Barrack Obama Should Give You A Call Mistaken What Will You Do? by StanP(m): 4:29pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
Wrong number, pls check the number b4 u call again.I might be so nice next time. (hisss) as if say na im call i go chop. You beta think of beta things. |
Romance / Re: Toasting A Gurl, How Do U Hit The Real Point? by StanP(m): 5:23pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
men see professional toasters ooh. our girls no need too much talk just flash the cash they will surrender to you. no long tin |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yoruba Can Greet! by StanP(m): 5:28pm On Feb 16, 2009 |
so if two people dey Bleep, them go greet say "Eku bleeping ooh" quite hilarious |
Romance / Re: Valentine: How Best Should It Be Celebrated? by StanP(m): 6:13pm On Feb 11, 2009 |
Hope my girl will understand if i tell her we shd visit the Motherless babies home |
Romance / Re: Why Are Naija Babes So Unromantic? by StanP(m): 6:07pm On Feb 11, 2009 |
this guy self, na Ashewos u com back from uk com yansh abi. Even at that if u pay them good money oe for tdb u go get full option (romance Inclusive). U mak small doe for there now u wan to dey f**k anyhow, Remember say Global Reccession dey ooh @RAymond88 U beta withdraw that statement ooh. u no dey fear. Stupid guy |
Romance / Re: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by StanP(m): 6:12pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
This girl Gabrywyl abi wetin dem dey call u self You too dey do like say u be queen elizabeth sef, if every guy wey come across u like ur sometin u suppose go house dey tank GOD for him handwork no bi say u go com dey talk anyhow for here say we too dey fall in luv instanta, like noodles. Som girls no body dey even price their market for months, u ar a lucky, i no fit shout like dis gon, I LUV U |
Romance / Re: 101 Ways To Tell A Girl That I Love You by StanP(m): 5:53pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
This is the apex of Joblessness in this our country. Our leaders have to do something about this thing ooh, this idles should be kept busy so they can make gud use of their empty heads. |
Romance / Re: Best Tips To Attract His Attention. by StanP(m): 5:41pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
Always look good and never let a smile leave your face. You will get a lot of admirers to choose from, especially if you are pretty. Generally guys like ladies who are sharp looking and bold without being arrogant . You pass the wrong info when u dress like an afternoon harlot just to get attention. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by StanP(m): 6:12pm On Feb 02, 2009 |
@switch U are just a empty barrel making so much noise. For you to write such an epistle about one GOOD TEAM, shows how much u respect and rever them but you choose to cover it up with your arrongance,and unfair bias against the team. One fact still remain that your stupid remarks can't rub off any shine from them, u are only one of those frustrated fan who we can't lose sleeo because of. Infact you don't exist.So Bleep off BLUEEEEEEES FOR LIFE |
Jokes Etc / Re: Please ignore this thread by StanP(m): 5:50pm On Jan 06, 2009 |
u don start to they mumu dis 2009. may your mumuness last, ise |
Romance / Re: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by StanP(m): 4:07pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
men, i wish i have that kind of guts when i was 16. I had crush for some of my big sis friends who always come around and like handling me, u know how they do , calling u their husband and buying u little gifts, they thought i was too naive to understand what all that meant but men i wish i cud have them to myself, |
Romance / Re: Sometimes It Baffles Me When My Friends Tell Me Dat Its Not D Best To Be Too Gentle With Girls In Ge by StanP(m): 3:50pm On Jan 05, 2009 |
Even DMX sang about it "Why do good girls love bad guys" |
Nairaland / General / Re: Na Where E Dey Happen? by StanP(m): 6:11pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
@muza sign me up.trust me i gat them beautiful girlz |
Nairaland / General / Re: Na Where E Dey Happen? by StanP(m): 6:10pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
any info, i have like three dates and i want to know the right places to be |
Nairaland / General / Na Where E Dey Happen? by StanP(m): 5:58pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
Whats are the happening places this season.plz i dont want to be left out. Nl pls download me |
Romance / Re: The Worst Kiss U Ever Had by StanP(m): 5:45pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
with one of my girlfriend.guess she just finished eating vegetable soup.she almost choked me up. i had to excuse myself and went to brush.uggh |
Jokes Etc / Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by StanP(m): 8:39am On Dec 19, 2008 |
after one piece of joke, all u read further are all junks, useless sidetalks and people who just want to be noticed online. this joke section is getting f**king boring. (hissess and walk away) |
Romance / Re: will i loose her if we dont make love b4 she leaves? by StanP(m): 12:55pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
if u know wetin guys dey use ladies do(even married ones) for NYSC camp, u go know say u dey put yam outside for where goat dey. u beta chop somtin make u know say at least u don register your kini inside, if not she go come back from camp like say notin enta inside am, u self go mumu dey wait till marriage. U beta open ur brain |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mad Man by StanP(m): 12:16pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
wtf are we supposed to laff at that.(hissess) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by StanP(m): 6:02pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
Men those jokes are tight.broke my ribs in the process |
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