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Education / Re: 114 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria. Is Your School Among. by tesuto1(m): 5:06pm On Jun 10
Where is zion Baptist High School,Osogbo Est. Yr 2000.... grin
TV/Movies / Re: #AMVCA10: Layi Wasabi Wins The Best Digital Content Creator (Picture) by tesuto1(m): 8:24pm On May 11
Osogbo to the world!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Origin Of "Go And Flit My Room" (Throwback Photo) by tesuto1(m): 10:49am On Mar 26
Every seasoning is maggi
OboOlora:
cheesy
Nigerians and turning brands to generic names

To them...:

Every noodles is indomie
Every detergent is Omo
Every toothpaste is Macleans
Every SUV is Jeep
Every hair is Brazilian
Every pen is Biro


Add yours grin
Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by tesuto1(m): 1:24pm On Mar 12
Acidosis:

It is one of the reasons I see birthdays differently from how many see it. It's always a sober moment for me. Each birthday you celebrate, you are actually closer to your death. Is the whole funfair necessary? Maybe, but do it with sense and reflection.
whether you celebrate your birthday or not,it does not take away the fact that each birthday brings us closer to our graves. Celebrate life anyway

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Family / Re: My Senior Colleague And His Wife's Messy Marital Life. Things Are Happening by tesuto1(m): 12:27pm On Mar 02
Why did he hack her whatsapp when he knows there's nothing he'd do with whatever info he gets.
Family / Re: Would You Marry A Man Who Was Perfect For You, But His Family Did Not Like You? by tesuto1(m): 2:40pm On Jan 16
After una two don marry,una too kom get issue,who u fit run to,to epp you talk to am....answer this question sincerely before deciding what to do

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Sports / Re: How Will You Handle The News Of Ronaldo And Messi's Retirement From Football? by tesuto1(m): 9:25am On Jan 15
Shey I go dey prepare for second coming of Jesus Christ still kom dey prepare for dem retirements ni? Oga,I get my own life,u know right?
realG101:
Believe it or not, Ronaldo and Messi are two of the greatest players to ever play the game.

Though, I will not deny the fact that the emergence of social media is greatly responsible for showcasing their Era and time on pitch to be better than the likes of Pele and Maradona to name a few. Fandom and viewer participation which saw great advancements due to the social media revolution also contributed to the success of this duo above all other iconic footballers dead or living.

The rivalry between Messi and Ronaldo has spiced up the world of football in a way that the game has never seen and it will be practically impossible to replicate the Era of this duo anytime soon. (Maybe 1000 years from now).

Anytime I remember that their retirement is around the corner, my heart skips and I know that football for me will never remain the same.

Look at what has become of the once highly competitive la liga. It's now a shadow of itself since the exit of the two greats.

The highly sought after El clasico no longer brings the joy and tension it once did.

Though, we will be counting on the likes of mbappe, Haaland or garnacho to keep the tempo up but Ronaldo and messi will surely leave a gap too wide for anyone to fill.

As we know, all good things come to an end, but I believe we will always have the age long goat debate that will live on even when the two greats hang their boots.

Whether you you are team Messi or a Ronaldo fan boy like myself, everybody who is privileged to witnesses their Era in football will forever cherish their memories. Both of them.

I just personally dread the idea that the moment any of them announces retirement, the rest will be history and I will never see them live on the pitch again.

Are you prepared to miss Messi and Ronaldo on the pitch?
Crime / Re: 25-Year-Old Man Arrested For Allegedly Stabbing His Father To Death In Kano by tesuto1(m): 4:23pm On Jan 08
This story no clear o,did he kill his wife or his father,abi na d two?

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Romance / Re: Excited! I Finally Did 300 Rounds Of This!! (pics Ins).. by tesuto1(m): 10:45am On Dec 13, 2023
Why u come dey show us yansh bayi nitori olohun,ehn fadila
Crime / Re: Pastor’s Tenant Impregnates His 16-Year-Old Daughter by tesuto1(m): 9:09am On Nov 02, 2023
Why did you have to drag the pastor into this. You could have just said 'tenant impregnates landlord's 16yr old daughter' instead of this 'psstor's daughter' you have on each line of ur write up.
Teenagers fvck nowadays irrespective of the status quo of their parents. Don't make this about religion,I see what you're trying to do there.
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over Murder Of FUT Minna Lecturer by tesuto1(m): 12:29pm On Nov 01, 2023
Samantha124:
I'm not a guy... undecided undecided undecided
I know,bro
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over Murder Of FUT Minna Lecturer by tesuto1(m): 8:24am On Nov 01, 2023
Samantha124:
Is your police that incompetent to a point that you're already thinking that a 14 years old child will escape from a holding cell or wherever she'll be locked in?
I really don't like it when people try to make sense in every given instance. A juvenile just committed a premeditated murder and because she's 14 you want her identity hidden for what reason exactly? If it's a case of manslaughter you might have a point but guy dis is a case of murder,haba na. Abeg no just vex me dis morning o
Romance / Re: Where Do I Start From This by tesuto1(m): 7:48am On Oct 10, 2023
CarlosTheJackal:
Don't mind that junkie asking stupid question
Bro,those questions are not stupid. A 'junkie' just proffered a very good solution to help him out of this state of unemployment that you a 'non-junkie' couldn't put together. What you people don't know is people pay heavily for ideas like this. It's best to teach people how to fish instead of giving them actual fish. Appreciate good heart when you see one and stop attacking people's choices of lifestyle thinking you are any better.
Career / Re: Please Advise Me On Which Certification To Get by tesuto1(m): 3:24pm On Sep 08, 2023
Wait,am I missing something? Do you need any other certification to run for public posts order than you degree and nysc discharge certificate?

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Romance / Re: Should I Allow My Womanizing Friend Date My Sister by tesuto1(m): 1:38pm On Aug 28, 2023
Your friend has no good intentions for your sister. If he has,he would have carried you along right from the onset not this hide and seek he's doing with her
Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by tesuto1(m): 10:53am On Aug 24, 2023
addmole:


She was not a virgin before I MARRIED HER. Infact I know her ex. Though she doesn't cheat on me. She loves to be alone, make money, cruise, vibes with her friends, family. But not with me. Dont cuddle her, don't tickle, don't laugh with her. She gets angry with every little thing. Doesnt apologise. I once cheated on her but apologised. But now, she's starving me of sex, coupled with the height of disrespect from her. Last time I CALLED her elder brother about our frequent quarells. He just said he would talk to her. But he never did. Her mother shouted at me, if i wanted to divorce her, i should go ahead. So much quarells. I am tired. She even left the family prayer whatsapp group i created. OMO, I don't know what to do. I am just tired.
oga,japa na. You need to start afresh in a new environment. Don't worry about your children,I'm sure they'll be alright. If you be her house boy sef e no suppose bad reach dis level.

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Politics / Re: Cabinet List: Muslim Leaders Storm Lagos Assembly Over Sanwo-Olu’s Lopsidedness by tesuto1(m): 9:24am On Aug 17, 2023
These people can be very funny. They can even protest against having a Christian as CAN president.

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Romance / Re: Where Can I Find This Kind of Girl by tesuto1(m): 9:28pm On Aug 12, 2023
Anny69:
It's impossible. tongue
Never say never my dear
Romance / Re: Where Can I Find This Kind of Girl by tesuto1(m): 8:01pm On Aug 11, 2023
Anny69:
grin I'm someone's possession.
you know I can dispossess him of his possession so I can possess my possession

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Romance / Re: Where Can I Find This Kind of Girl by tesuto1(m): 10:58pm On Aug 10, 2023
Anny69:
I have all those qualities except I'm not into tech or med. And I'm taken. grin grin
Taken for granted
Romance / Re: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by tesuto1(m): 11:56am On Aug 08, 2023
Samantha124:
Funny enough, I also see nothing special with Nigerian guys...😂😂😂
It's actually not any fault of yours...the blame is all on our govt here,for real

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Romance / Re: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by tesuto1(m): 11:44am On Aug 08, 2023
Just letting you know there's nothing special about south African girls. Naija guys in southy dey fall ma hand aswear
Samantha124:
How do you approach a village girl?😂😂😂

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Romance / Re: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by tesuto1(m): 7:52am On Aug 08, 2023
So,south African ladies are trophies for Nigerian guys,right?. I honestly don't blame you,I blame those guys suffering from complex. I for one would approach a southy gal dsame way I'd approach a village gal here in Nigeria because I'm the trophy
Samantha124:
Since you said you suspected that I have something against Nigerian men, I thought I should be honest with you.

I told you the truth and now you say it's nonsense..🤦🤦🤦

Sure, not all Nigerians are bad, but the good ones don't walk around with a writing on their foreheads stating that they're good... So it's better to be safe than sorry.. I don't want to be used for rituals.. grin grin grin.. if I get killed, I'd prefer that it be a South African.

But I don't hate you guys, I just have this fear of the unknown when it comes to Nigerian men... I prefer talking to you guys from a distance.. grin grin grin.. I have no issues with your ladies though.

Just be yourself if you want to buy an SA woman's love, unless you find yourself attracted to one of those broke SA gold diggers who'd always want you to spend on them.

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Politics / Re: PDP G-5 Governors Visit Tinubu (Video, Photos) by tesuto1(m): 6:08pm On Jun 08, 2023
Wike don get self-contained apartment for aso villa??
Romance / Re: This Is Why I Don't Talk To My Boss Anymore. Did I Do The Right Thing? by tesuto1(m): 8:16am On May 05, 2023
Oga,una two dey fvck Why u dey avoid this crucial question
Family / Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by tesuto1(m): 6:19pm On May 04, 2023
This is simple na. As soon as you get to Nigeria go with her to a lab and run all necessary tests,do yours too so she wouldn't be suspicious of anything.
Romance / Re: She Sent dis 2 Me On Facebook Due 2 Litle Misunderstanding how should I reply by tesuto1(m): 11:33am On Apr 22, 2023
How did you visit a lady 9times in a space of 4 months,sorry to ask,are u that jobless??

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Celebrities / Re: Marry Your Mother If You Can't Trust Your Wife - Peter Okoye by tesuto1(m): 10:56am On Apr 15, 2023
Jeeeeesssssuuuu shocked shocked shocked
OkayDaddy:
It is unfortunate that the mother of this Okoye twins didn't give birth to a single sensible child. Peter, Paul and Jude are very senseless.
Romance / Re: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by tesuto1(m): 12:44pm On Apr 13, 2023
That is the definition of witchcraft
CartelKenneth:



Life is Fucking cruel I swear
Nobody should enjoy anything if everybody cannot
Family / Re: Help! My Sister In-law Is Seducing Me by tesuto1(m): 4:43pm On Apr 12, 2023
What if she(your SIL) does not feel the same way about you after making your move. Your guess is as good as mine.....oga,die it
Romance / Re: Can You Have Sex With A Girl That Has Gonorrea by tesuto1(m): 4:20am On Apr 12, 2023
Something must kill a man. Yours might be gonorrhea,so embrace it with both arms

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