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Family / Re: You Can’t Get 50% Of Husband’s Properties After A Divorce in Nigeria - Lawyer by Thazard(m): 8:39am On Aug 23
ecolime:
The percentage you get should depend on how long you've stayed in the marriage.

1 year= 1%
10 years= 10%
20 years = 20%

Involuntary full time housewives should get more as it will be difficult for them to start again from the scratch.

How about

1 - 9 years =1%

10 - 19 years = 10%

20 - 29 years = 20%

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 7:10am On Aug 23
airmark:


No be people dey born triplets?

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Politics / Re: Delta State To Demolish Commissioner's House For Blocking Waterways In Ughelli by Thazard(m): 9:57pm On Aug 22
chudez0147:
Olodo op

Delta State Commissioner's House For Blocking Waterways In Ughelli


Omoo... I shock!

I read am over and over again. I con think say I no Sabi English again.

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Travel / Re: Bolt Blocks Fake Ride Requests In Nigeria And South Africa by Thazard(m): 6:44pm On Aug 22
addexx:
grin South Africans started this madness. Forgetting that Nigerians are now psychos. We left madness a long time ago. cheesy

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Have Successfully Created Maximum Bolt Surge In South Africa by Thazard(m): 6:30pm On Aug 22
Lalami3232:
Just imagine the yeye challenge when both countries dey do. Funny enough, na the bolt drivers go bear the brunt of this f00lishness.
Imagine say driver waste fuel wey he buy 1000 per litre go destination and the customer say "I'm just catching cruise, I'm sorry Sir".
Na so dem do when we had emergency line(911) some years ago. People go dey call the number, immediately dem pickup the line to ask wetin be the emergency, the mumu people go say "I wan just check if truly the number dey work".
If na Nigerian get 911 like America, we for don scatter am due to our expensive jokes. The con3 is in jeopardy but see the yeye challenge wey the citizens dey do. No be juju be that??
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall


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TV/Movies / Re: Chinwe Spotted Shaun And Wanni Having Sex Last Night by Thazard(m): 6:03am On Aug 22
post=131523716:
Nonsense and stupidity show.
Foolish and idiotic show.
(You can go ahead to delete our post again Mr Bb9ja).
Stupidity at its peak.
Spits......



Here we go about this nonsense of a show.....

Big Brother Show: Painful Statistics of what should be an illicit business

Pray for Nigerian youths

Total number of votes cast during Britain Got talent 2017 = 6.2million votes

Total number of votes cast during American got talent 2017 = 52.1million votes.

Note: American population is almost twice Nigeria's population.

Mind you, most of the votes cast on either Britain or American got talent are *absolutely free* because you can vote on their websites & on the Apps without paying a dime.

Total number of votes cast during “Big Brother Nigeria” 2018 = 170million votes @ N30 per sms for a show that contributes absolutely nothing to their lives.

It is neither a talent show or life enhancing or promoting show.
A show where adults are kept in a cage to freely give & take sex on National Television, (just like what this thread is talking about
that happened just last night),
while the organisers make more money from the youths.

If INEC organises general election this weekend and ask Nigerian youths to vote on their mobile phones @ N10 per SMS to elect leaders that will shape their futures & the country, they will ask Nigerian Government to credit their accounts 1st before they will agree to vote in that magnitude.

“Wasted Generation” ~ Prof. Wole Soyinka called them.

“A generation that play too much, sleep too much and engage in idle chatter and gossip" ~ Chief Obafemi Awolowo foresaw

A generation of illiterate graduates ~ Atiku Abubakar called them in 2016

A generation that are constantly not concerned about the deteriorating conditions of their senses & not bothered about their own future~ Osquare78 knows them.

We all must be wary of this generation.... they are the larger chunk of Nigerian population.

It is pathetic. 170 Million votes Multiplied by N30 = N 5.1 billion and the winner got N25 million plus an SUV worth N12 million a trip and electronics.

To destroy the future, destroy the seed (children and youths)...

Pray for Nigeria youths to open their eyes and for God to touch the hearts of those who engage in such illicit business.

So unfortunate!

We Rise!



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Romance / Re: The Right Way To Chat With A Girl That Will Make Her Find You Attractive by Thazard(m): 8:01pm On Aug 19
pansophist:
So you want to tell me that if I am a dwarf like Aki and Paw paw, a street vulcanizer, and I buy your book, women will start finding me attractive? grin

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Phones / Re: Meta AI: I Like This, But There Is A Side Effect (Photos) by Thazard(m): 12:53pm On Aug 17
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 9:13am On Aug 12
Caicedobets:
Joao Felix the mediocre who deceives people with flicks and sharp turns and without end product is what am hearing now

Be like thunder wan fire that fraud Jorge Mendes and anyone involved in bringing that weakling here

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Food / Re: Hardship: Top 10 Pocket-friendly Nigerian Meals by Thazard(m): 9:05am On Aug 12
YeyeGbami:
Na this kain post dey cause protest grin


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Education / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Shocking Transformation Photos by Thazard(m): 8:57am On Aug 12
SeeWahala:
Trials and TINUBUlations galore cheesy

And to think he still has 3 years to go (4 or 5 if you factor in carryover and extra year) and tilumbu will be on the seat all through cry

No be skeleton go remain by then? undecided I pray no be law, optometry, medicine or nursing be him department sha if not . . . lipsrsealed


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Family / Re: Say Me Hi To Your Kids If You Still Remember This. by Thazard(m): 8:52am On Aug 12
Davash222:
The gum used to hold that "555" sticker is stronger than the unity of Nigeria.


You can use the cup for 30 years and the sticker will still be there.

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Music/Radio / Re: The Story Of "Gwo Gwo Gwo Ngwo" By Mike Ejeagha by Thazard(m): 12:12pm On Aug 08
GanagiBitrus:
Animal stories always a good way to teach kids life lessons.

But the stories no dey ever sweet if Tortoise🐢 no follow. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 8:07am On Aug 08
Jodera:

When you deh chop peppersoup instead of fasting for 40 days, how you go take see am?? grin grin

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Romance / Re: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by Thazard(m): 8:02am On Aug 08
Denalarian:
grin No, can't you read? That's the house of assembly


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Romance / Re: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by Thazard(m): 8:02am On Aug 08
VikingKing:
This is where Tinubu media cows and other ronu miscreants go to contract HIV and all kinds of assorted diseases while Seyi, Gbajabiamila, Ajuri, and co lodge in 5 star hotels to chop Toke Makinwa and still get the same HIV. grin


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Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Break Into Hotel Housing Asylum Seekers In The UK (photos) by Thazard(m): 4:09pm On Aug 04
Namaster:
While the stabbing was HORRENDOUS, I am TITILLATED to no end to see UK citizens being worried about being overrun by immigrants who are forcing their foreign culture into the country.

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The UK for some of the most DRASTIC cultural decimations in history. They FORCED their religion, beliefs and culture upon other people. They OPPRESSED with impunity.

They created ABOMINATIONS like Nigeria.

Plus, they were one of the CHIEF PARTICIPANTS in the slave trade.

It makes me happy when I hear them GRUMBLE about immigrants and immigration. grin

Even if they make their immigration process TIGHTER than a mosquito's asshole, people will still continue to ENTER legally.

And the people already there have been pumping out children like a poor Hausa man. So they are going NOWHERE!

All these give me JOY! grin

They've already had an Indian Prime Minister. The current Mayor of London is a MUSLIM with Pakistani/Indian ancestry.

The UK is feeling the heat. grin

Makes me happy!


Wetin Musa no go hear for gate?

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Politics / Re: Russian Government Denies Involvement In Kano Protests by Thazard(m): 2:31pm On Aug 04
SenatePresdo:
They don carry their busy body go dey attack North.

If North cook for them eeh, even if their ancestors including Awolowo that died of rat poison wakes up, they will not be able to finish it grin grin grin grin


What is this?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 1:57pm On Aug 04
Ibime:
Experiment coach for experiment owners

Everybody dey use us do Industrial training, from our owners to our coach


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Religion / Re: Forbidden Sex-mates: 12 Sets Of People You Must Never Have Sex With by Thazard(m): 1:33pm On Aug 04
StillDtruth:
See, how you create problems? If you go to man's court (legal) you see how you.have created opprtunity for exploitation?

Since you did not say houseboy/housegirl, driver, gateman, shop girl, plumber, gardener etc, legal's lawyer and judge will say therefore married persons can have sex with any of these people.


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Crime / Re: Madman On Rampage At Ebonyi International Market, Raping, Molesting Women by Thazard(m): 1:29pm On Aug 04
magoo10:
They didn't see any iron around to use in condemning his skull
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Politics / Re: Five Lessons From The Ongoing Hunger Protests - Farooq Kperogi by Thazard(m): 4:15pm On Aug 03
nairalee:
My own 5 lessons

1) Hunger dey
2) Hunger bad
3) A hungry man is an angry man
4) U cannot starve me and tell me not to cry
5) Tinubu is not wise

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Politics / Re: Rioters go on rampage, loot furniture, mattress, others at NCC hub, Kano by Thazard(m): 2:28pm On Aug 01
LagosPrince:
Musa don finally get chair for house grin




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Romance / Re: Groom Shocks Guests By Doing Six Push-ups Before Kissing Bride At Wedding by Thazard(m): 7:04pm On Jul 30
MasterJayJay:
'You may kiss the bride' should be reserved for virgin couples only.


The rest should be told 'continue from where you stopped'.


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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Short Jokes That Will Make Your Day! by Thazard(m): 11:50pm On Jul 28
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thazard(m): 2:00pm On Jul 28
Can't we just get a ferocious striker like Diego Costa?


Osimhen nko?

I can't be shouting anyhow this season again oh.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Thazard(m): 8:35am On Jul 27
Reloadedisraelp:
lol 🤣 time na time weda from Apple or tomatoes


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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Thazard(m): 8:12am On Jul 27
Kaczynski:



Its not for fággots like you grin


Stick to HOTD fàg


What's HOTD?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Thazard(m): 12:03am On Jul 27
I can't believe I wasted 7gb to download breaking bad all because I want a thrilling crime story after watching money heist.


Still on S1 E3 but mhen I can't continue.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Thazard(m): 12:01am On Jul 27
pelvicky:
Please, where can I download MONEY HEIST for free?

Please, where can I download MONEY HEIST for free?

Please, where can I download MONEY HEIST for free?


Movie box.


I just finished it some days ago.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Thazard(m): 11:59pm On Jul 26
armadeo:
Rixky Stanicky. I wonder why I waited so long to see this. Hilarious and recommended.

Cena was gold in this movie.


I never deleted it from my device
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 8:27am On Jul 26
Tightpussy2024:

You aren't supposed to come here, its their space.its wrong.
But lemme correct some mistakes you made. You are only accurate about ubunja. The rests are never do wells.

Martinez, turning 27 this year is an incel maths guru who was suffered a mental breakdown that made him withdraw from school. Then proceeded to attack religion. Next women. The guy is messed up.wonder why he didn't receive real psychological care during his crisis.wonder the people next on the list he will attack . Can't be engaged or married.he is a wreck, sad its the smart ones that end up like this.smartest amongst all

Luminouz,one pitiful lowlife in the streets of ibadan.one of the 600 males that sent DM to a lady cassalinda begging for money or love years back . too broke to be engaged or married.just plain, sauceless, unimportant. Unlike Martinez, not that smart or rich like Emma.odet. Just the average joe. Who you will not notice when you pass by,nothing remarkable about him or sophisticated. If he is to be engaged,it means he got the girl pregnant and she needs marriage,but any woman in her prime will outrightly reject him. Except local girls he can dask 2k.

Caveadullam, the only decent one amongst them, is not misogynistic. He is a good person. Forcefully trying to reach outside audience and become an influecer.kissing the boots of manosphere people online to get engagement
. Forgetting the manosphere is already saturated. Shola, sirdickson, agbafians , bambulu have taken over.

Crackhaus, the idiot got me banned. Some arrogant Igbo man. Very arrogant and haughty in his speech,when he gets half of it,he is offended . Typical igbo man character.That's all. Him are Emma and the only ones married and matured,that is why it breaks my heart to see them talking anyhow online .

There are other riffraffs like heartofthecity,reminderz,fahvvy( someone so poor that he attempts a half baked computer training),Faber, Jeshal007( aka kenedyiheme) those ones,it's only a miracle before they amount to anything in this life.These are the most bottom of the barrel. Like if a girl presents any of them as a suitor to her father,he will weep and accept he failed as her father. They are not worth it all. I can't even dignify them by writing about them

Needless to say 90% of the men in this thread are not doing well in life . Just a way pouring out their frustrations. Most aren't fulfilled . It's better here than taking it out physically in the real world. Most have no cars, wives,houses.

My only prayer is that all their years of hardwork & toiling on this forum will not be in vain. And the peace or purpose or self worth that has eluded them so far will find them .
Amen


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